Anyone else got a stomach bug?[views:6547][posts:27]_______________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 12:31pm - the_reverend ""] I've been blue since Tuesday night. |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 2:35pm - Hairy French Canadian ""] Wash your hands you filthy nincompoop. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 2:37pm - the_reverend ""] Pissing out my ass. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 5:30pm - the_reverend ""] OMG! LIQUID! |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 5:30pm - the_reverend ""] my asshole says "let it rain bitches" |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 5:42pm - boblovesmusic ""] you and blue switched bodies? |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2012 7:05pm - KEVORD ""] It's probably from cleaning your bacteria filled house. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2012 9:54am - farten_dust ""] no stomach bug, but a nasty fckn cold! started wednesday...and suddenly got 100 times worse late lastnight:skull: |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 25,2012 1:52pm - the_reverend ""] So happy now. A bunch of doses of pepto 30 minutes apart. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 25,2012 4:06pm - farten_dust ""] im not happy...i got burnin bum-hole!:FLAMING: |
| ______________________________ [Nov 27,2012 7:49am - Yeti ""] motherfucker. this shit is awful. i started feeling funky on Saturday night, then all Hell broke loose on Sunday. i've been blasting yellow water for like 48 hours. though i did discover the magic of Pedialyte. |
| _______________________________ [Nov 27,2012 8:37am - Pires ""] Yeti said:though i did discover the magic of Pedialyte. Works great for hangovers too. Drink it before you go out and, if you can, drink it when you get home /go to bed. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 9:04am - farten_dust ""] feel like im dying today, coughing so hard i think my lungs r coming up. choking on mucus aswell....GOODTIMES!!!:pukeface: |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 9:17am - largefreakatzero ""] ITT: AIDS. I'm up to like 4-5 shits per day on a normal day. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 3:01pm - Eurolymius ""] I got that nasty stomach flu right before Halloween. It lasted five days. Now I have this fucked up sinus infection/cough. It's been like a week of this shit. |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 3:12pm - ctb0rderpatrol ""] i started getting festival cough but i think the combination of paprika and garlic in a hungarian goulash burnt it out of my system |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 3:51pm - the_reverend ""] largefreakatzero said:ITT: AIDS. I'm up to like 4-5 shits per day on a normal day. no duh, old colon. I was shitting er.. more like pissing every 5-10 minutes for a long time until a guardian angel had me follow the instructions on a pepto bottle. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 27,2012 4:05pm - largefreakatzero ""] Yeah, liquid anal explosions are indeed no fun. I just wish I could go back to like 2 shits a day. It makes it difficult on early hunting mornings when you're loading up the truck and keep having to run back inside to fill the bowl. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 28,2012 12:00am - the_reverend ""] I would say I'm 4 a day. 11am, 2pm, 5pm, 11pm. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 28,2012 1:10pm - the_reverend ""] I had a no wiper just now. So so so awesome. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 28,2012 2:50pm - Arrow NLI ""] I had this. Shit fire water for 4 days straight. Sleep was NOT happenin. I wanted to cry towards the end, and was bleeding profusely from my poor sphincters week of retching. Good part was I got to call in sick at three separate Thanksgiving dinners with family. Bad part is I feel like I'm behind on everything now. Except reading. I read two manuals, every book, and every magazine in the house. And the internet. The whole thing. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2012 2:08pm - the_reverend ""] Had a root canal yesterday... Can't chew, made spaghetti sauce with huge peppers in them. I am currently shitting whole peppers |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 5,2012 3:53pm - slar you morbid? ""] just got over this shit, oh god, it was coming out both ends, pure hell. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 5,2012 3:59pm - Alx_Casket ""] Should have gotten the flu shot. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2012 5:11pm - slarmonella ""] it was awful no anal sex for a week they told me down at the clinic |
| _______________________________ [Dec 5,2012 6:38pm - Burnsy ""] I definitely LOLed at slarmonella. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 5,2012 9:13pm - the_reverend ""] slipping in the rough on a girl with no lube is just awesome. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 15,2012 9:47pm - rollercoasters ""] slarmonella said:it was awful no anal sex for a week they told me down at the clinic LLOLOLOL |