so I masturbated to sarah conner's boobs last night[views:5449][posts:28]_____________________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 11:43am - a sick individual ""] and pretended I was kyle reese and my load contained john conner. sarahs tits look so good. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 11:49am - Alexecutioner ""] a%20sick%20individual said:and pretended I was kyle reese and my load contained john conner. sarahs tits look so good. If you didnt cum inside Sarah Connor then you've just ended the resistance against the machines before it even started. That is, if you were indeed Kyle Reese with a tiny John Connor swimming around in you baby batter. FAIL |
| __________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 12:03pm - Ghoulash ""] if you're pretending you're someone else when you're pulling it, you're a very sad person and you probably hang out in games workshop stores. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2013 1:06pm - Yeti ""] if your first jerkoff session wasn't to her boobs, you are a false. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 1:18pm - Alexecutioner ""] Yeti said:if your first jerkoff session wasn't to her boobs, you are a false. hahaha. this has been done. VHS for that matter, so making sure you set up the tracking lines in the right spot was KEY |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 1:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Only Arnold's dangling shade penis is real. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 1:23pm - trioxin245 ""] arilliusbm said:Only Bill Paxton's blue liberty spikes are real. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 1:28pm - trioxin245 ""] trioxin245 said: arilliusbm said:Only Bill Paxton's tire track face tattoo is real. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2013 2:08pm - KEVORD ""] Yeah, I definetly did this years before Spencer was born. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 2:11pm - trioxin245 ""] KEVORD said:Yeah, I definetly did this exactly nine months before Spencer was born. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2013 2:13pm - KEVORD ""] How did you know Spencer was conceived in a VHS copy of the Terminator? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:03pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] KEVORD said:How did you know Spencer was conceived in a VHS copy of Kindergarten Cop? |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:09pm - KEVORD ""] KEVORD said:How did you know Spencer lives in a VHS copy of Dazed and Confused? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:10pm - arilliusbm ""] L o L |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:12pm - trioxin245 ""] I don't get it. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:15pm - KEVORD ""] trioxin245 said:I don't get it.then you've never seen Spence IRL. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:16pm - arilliusbm ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:18pm - KEVORD ""] LOL |
| _____________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:22pm - Yeti ""] DestroyYouAlot said: KEVORD said:How did you know Spencer was conceived by Arnold in Junior? |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:23pm - Alexecutioner ""] Yeti said: DestroyYouAlot said: KEVORD said:How did you know Spencer was conceived by Danny Devito in Junior? FIXED |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:28pm - trioxin245 ""] KEVORD said: trioxin245 said:I don't get it.then you've never seen Spence IRL. ya got me |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:29pm - trioxin245 ""] Yeti said: DestroyYouAlot said: KEVORD said:How did you know Spencer was conceived by the two younger Hanson brothers? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:35pm - arilliusbm ""] I vividly remember Ross talking to Spence and some other kid at Anchor's up that time everyone got arrested for public drinking. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2013 3:38pm - trioxin245 ""] What? That was like 3 years ago, wouldn't he have been in middle school? |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 8,2013 12:15am - DYA is MY DICK ""] trioxin245 said:What? That was like 3 years ago, wouldn't he have been swaddled in a diaper made from a Relapse grab bag? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2013 8:37am - the_reverend ""] an asian Sawah Connah? ok! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2013 7:03pm - Jailbait and Assley ""] "At last, it has begun..." - some old japanese guy |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 27,2013 8:35am - scottfromzircon ""] lol! I got Cyborge 2 for sale.. Angelina's boobs! Marina Sirtis has the best boobs out of the 3..:shocker: |
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