to those who don't like fire breathing at shows[views:5507][posts:48]_________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:13am - STFU ""] Fuck you. Really, fuck you. If you don't like seeing people perform an artform then shut the fuck up and complain about something else. I think it's awesome that people do this kind of stuff with metal playing. It's an old medieval art that fits right in with metal. If you got such a problem with a girl swallowing a burning pole then you must be a moron. Stop trying to sound like hard asses and trying to impress your friends by being a keyboard warrior. Let it be. |
| _________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:15am - KEVORD ""] ITT : OP loves flaming rods. |
| _________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:17am - STFU ""] ..typical response from an overgrown child |
| _________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:23am - KEVORD ""] Wish I was mature enough to be impressed by fire. |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:39am - Dan Hammer ""] Can Sonic Pulse get on this? |
| _____________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:48am - eyeroller ""] Sorry, link? Last "bitching" I saw anywhere in proximity to fire-eating was someone saying some chick was chubby in a thread from months ago. Is there a "fire eating sucks" thread I missed? Sheesh. I like chicks who perform, don't mind fire-eating as long as I know where the exits are, and OP sounds like a broad. |
| _______________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:50am - the_reverend ""] do fire eaters swallow? |
| _______________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:50am - DYA is NOPE ""] STFU said:Fuck you. Really, fuck you. If you don't like seeing people perform an artform then shut the fuck up and complain about something else. I think it's awesome that people do this kind of stuff with metal playing. It's an old medieval art that fits right in with metal. If you got such a problem with a girl swallowing a burning pole then you must be a moron. Stop trying to sound like hard asses and trying to impress your friends by being a keyboard warrior. Let it be. NICE ONE, grandmotherwebARIL |
| __________________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:44am - RTTP Historian ""] If you go back and follow the evolution of grandmotherweb on RTTP you'll notice a trend consistent with most every girl who has ever dubbed RTTP a group of "overgrown children" That trend being that everything was cool until we started disagreeing with her. |
| _______________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:48am - DYA is NOPE ""] Disagreeing with women is misogynism. Check your privilege, cis scum. |
| _______________________________________ [May 21,2013 11:49am - DYA is NOPE ""] Or mysogyny. Which is what I meant. Derp. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Oh she called us a fagget because we don't like to watch her perform simulated fellatio on a fire rod. To save you more trouble in basic level tolling, I'm fat, DYA is bald and Aril loves the 90s. Combine the three in one post and you're trolling as well as Cheroin. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:05pm - hamburger elitest ""] What is the said burger situation at these shows? |
| _____________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:08pm - DYA is LEADING BY EXAMPLE ""] WHY DONT YOU DRIED-UP HAS-BEENS GO BACK TO THE 90S, IF YOU CAN SEE THE KEYBOARD OVER YOU GUT WITH THE GLARE FROM YOUR DUMB BALD DUMSB STUPID HEAD, THAT IS. For extra points you should probably work in something about girlfriends or getting laid or no wonder more girls don't post here. bonus points if you do it while simultaneously trading on your gender for approval. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:13pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I'd rock that post on my battle jacket |
| _________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:23pm - KEVORD ""] So I take it we can't have the address to the Dragons Den? |
| ______________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Wait wait wait, what's this about burgers? |
| ________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:28pm - hlrie ""] IMMATURE Bake cookies |
| ______________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:35pm - RTTP Screen Trollors Guild ""] [img] *ahem* The RTTP STG has determined that cookies are acceptable, as long as they do not have so-called "ironic" designs such as pentagrams or inverted frosting crucifixes. Crucifii? No, apparently the secretary is telling me it's "crucifixes". That is all. |
| ____________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:51pm - nekronaut ""] BURGER HANDS ARE ALL SOLD OUT, SORRY GUYS! |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:53pm - Alx Fagget ""] Can't we all just share some crackers and cheese and discuss this. |
| ______________________________________________ [May 21,2013 12:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] BURGERS. |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:00pm - Alex Mooney ""] We do a really good job spinning fire at our shows. I think if you gave us a chance you'd really LIKE us. |
| ____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:15pm - hamburger elitest ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [May 21,2013 1:17pm - Yeti ""] Scaphism is currently looking to employ a burger breather to perform at our shows. |
| _______________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:22pm - DYA is IN THE COMPANY OF MEN ""] MAKE IT A HOT DOG BREATHER, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL |
| ____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:31pm - hamburger elitest ""] DYA%20is%20IN%20THE%20COMPANY%20OF%20MEN said:MAKE IT A HOT DOG BREATHER, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL Schawing batta batta, scha......wing........ |
| ____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:33pm - hamburger elitest ""] Yeti said:Scaphism is currently looking to employ a burger breather to perform at our shows. Example of my past work. [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:33pm - King Thùndërstøôl ""] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:36pm - DYA is IN THE COMPANY OF MEN ""] Suspiciously timed? YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT! |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2013 1:41pm - the_reverend ""] ok, the alx post made me lol... yeti's too, but I don't remember that on the simpsons. |
| ________________________________________ [May 21,2013 2:43pm - grandmotherweb ""] FWIW, fire-eating was first written about in ancient greece, but probably started much earlier. and you're all free to not show up or pay attention or waste your valuable time posting about it when i do fire. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 2:48pm - PRAISER OF STORIES ""] cool story, grandmother |
| ___________________________________ [May 21,2013 2:52pm - Odysseus ""] Ughhhh. Ya know... you show up to the show hoping to see a couple of oiled up dudes wrestle, maybe they kiss, maybe a minotaur kills them both, whatever. That's what I paid my obsolete Greek coin things for. And what do I get? Some broad breathing fire for the sake of attention. Holy shit its so corny. I'm so fucking glad devil sticks haven't been invented yet. |
| _____________________________________________ [May 21,2013 2:59pm - PRAISER OF STORIES ""] epic poem, brodysseus |
| _______________________________ [May 21,2013 3:09pm - Nero ""] Let the oiled wrestling commence! [img] |
| ________________________________________ [May 21,2013 4:30pm - grandmotherweb ""] eyeroller said:Sorry, link? Last "bitching" I saw anywhere in proximity to fire-eating was someone saying some chick was chubby in a thread from months ago. Is there a "fire eating sucks" thread I missed? Sheesh. I like chicks who perform, don't mind fire-eating as long as I know where the exits are, and OP sounds like a broad. OP is not me, sorry to disappoint. and they're talking about this thread, where i suggested fire at a theoretical outdoor show and folks were less than enthusiastic: http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60587 the_reverend said:do fire eaters swallow? no |
| _______________________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 4:41pm - rttp society for historical accuracy ""] Odysseus said:That's what I paid my obsolete Greek coin things for. Drachma, that's the classical Greek currency you were looking for. also, Barren Oak and Grandmotherweb suck. |
| ________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 4:48pm - EVALUATOR OF CURRENCY ""] Drachmatherweb |
| __________________________________ [May 21,2013 4:52pm - posbleak ""] I think I'd appreciate it more if I got to see some longhairs go up in flames Odysseus said:Ughhhh. Ya know... you show up to the show hoping to see a couple of oiled up dudes wrestle, maybe they kiss, maybe a minotaur kills them both, whatever. Only Turkish oil wrestling is real [img] |
| ______________________________ [May 21,2013 5:08pm - Yeti ""] it's a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. |
| _______________________________ [May 21,2013 5:09pm - hlrie ""] I'd pay in Ingots to see burger breathing. |
| _______________________________________ [May 21,2013 5:39pm - boblovesmusic ""] now I want a burger |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2013 5:46pm - Alex Mooney ""] boblovesmusic said:now I want a burgerAlex Mooney LIKES our burger. |
| _______________________________ [May 21,2013 6:20pm - HHCB ""] Bobs burgers |
| ______________________________________ [May 21,2013 9:51pm - the_reverend ""] grandmotherweb said: the_reverend said:do fire eaters swallow? no yeah, that would probably make you sick. |
| _________________________________________________ [May 21,2013 10:16pm - Alex_Mooney_likes_this ""] :THUMBSUP: |
| _________________________________________ [May 22,2013 10:13am - grandmotherweb ""] the_reverend said: grandmotherweb said: the_reverend said:do fire eaters swallow? no yeah, that would probably make you sick. more like kill you. or put you on an iron lung for the rest of your life. or just paralyze your vocal cords. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 22,2013 10:52am - Din Black Metal ""] I hope grandmotherfagget swallows. Like us on facebook |