Two Oscar Voters Picked ’12 Years a Slave’ Without Watching It[views:1819][posts:3]____________________________________________________ [Mar 6,2014 7:24pm - Negroid Anal Rape Epidemic ""] http://www.amren.com/news/2014/03/two-osca...-years-a-slave-without-watching-it/ |
| ________________________________ [Mar 6,2014 10:16pm - zyklon ""] Awesome movie! Well deserved |
| _____________________________________________________ [Mar 6,2014 10:29pm - Negroid Anal Rape Epidemic ""] Morpheus and Neo are plugged in to the Matrix and having a chat. Morpheus turns to Neo, "In this world you can be anything you want." There is a short silence. Neo: "Then why are you a nigger?" What did God say when he made the first nigger? Oops! I burnt this one! How are black people and tornadoes similar? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood. What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common? A major crack problem Why do a lot of niggers go to visit the Liberty Bell? They heard was was some crack in it. A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!" What's the best way to keep a nigger confused? Ask him what's his daddy's last name! Whitney Houston’s life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, it’s all down hill from there Why Do Blacks Hate Country? Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk? Cocoa Puffs. What was the only thing missing from the million man march? An auctionner What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TVs floating in the air? Drop it nigger! What do you call an all-black beach? A litter box. Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Whats faster then a nigger running with your TV? His brother with the VCR. What do you call 4 black guys in a car? Tinted windows. It's true what they say about once you try black, you never go back. I dated a black girl and now my family has disowned me. Why do niggers have red eyes after sex? Pepper spray. What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle? You dont take your shoes off to jump on a nigger! What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate. The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up." A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'". A nigger walks into a bar with a pig. The bar man shouts "Oy, you can't bring that in here!" To which the pig replies, "sorry man, it won't happen again." What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common? They only work with a chain on. Why are niggers' teeth so white? So you know where to aim your punch when you're about to get mugged at night. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla? A really stupid gorilla. Have you heard scientists have bred a nigger with an octopus? It's an ugly fucker, but it sure can pick cotton. How do you make a nigger nervous? Take it to an auction. What's the diffrence between a park bench and a Nigger? The Bench is the only thing that can support a family. What does a nigger have in common with a soda machine? They both don't work and always take your money. Why don't niggers like asprin? They're white, they work and you have to pick cotten to find them. What do you call one black guy on moon? A problem. What do you call two black guys on the moon? A problem What do you call the entire race of black? guys on the moon? A problem solved. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? You don't. Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach niggers to walk on their hind legs. What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Ain't you dark enough already? What's a crying shame? When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats. Why are there trees in Harlem? Public transportation. Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval? He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller. What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?" Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her." A nigger and a little white boy are debating on whether God is black or White. finally the little white boy says, "let's ask God!" The White boy looks to Heaven and asks, "God, are you black or white?" God replies, "Well boys, I am what I am." The White boys exclaims, "well, that proves it, God is White!" The nigger asks, "how do you know?" The White boy replies, "if God was a nigger he woulda said 'I iz what I iz!'" A nigger goes into a library and says, "I..." The librarian interrupts and says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment. How did a whole regiment of niggers die in WWII? When their commander said "get down" they started dancing! Why do monkeys always look so sad? They know they'll be black one day. 3 kids in school one day. The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?" Amy replies "moo!" Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?" Jack replies, "baa!" Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?" Leroy says "Freeze motherfuckin' nigger, what's in the fuckin' bag?" Why do all black people run fast? Because all the slow ones are in jail. Why are there only 2 pall bearers at a nigger’s funeral? A garbage can only has two handles! "Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted. How is a nigger like a broken gun? It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it. What do you call 10 niggers in a steam room? Gorillas In The Mist. A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse. |
| _____________________________________________________________________ [Mar 6,2014 10:34pm - RTTP DEPT OF RACISM (NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER) ""] zyklon said:Awesome movie! Well deserved shutup niglet |