ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"
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[Nov 20,2014 11:13am - xmikex ""]
Still Well Angel will be teaming up with Live Music Showcase and getting the opportunity to audition for a Warner Bros Rep. LIVE in Boston. This is a special event with limited amount of tickets. Get them NOW and get the chance to see SWA in our last performance of 2014 and the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.
Tix are $20 for You and a GUEST and the show is 18 plus.
https://www.facebook.com/events/740913505999584/
Nooooooope.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 20,2014 11:20am - music is stupid ""]
music is stupid
[Nov 20,2014 11:39am - Alx_Casket ""]
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.
[Nov 20,2014 11:41am - too easy ""]
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[Nov 20,2014 12:06pm - xmikex ""]
Alx_Casket said:Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.
DYA + The Hardy Brothers + Doritos
[Nov 20,2014 12:12pm - Judge ""]
......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso
[Nov 20,2014 12:26pm - largefreakatzero ""]
Great opportunity for this band. I'll just leave this bio right here (tl;dr):
Powerful riffs, unforgettable lyrics, originality, energy and passion are just a few words to
describe Still Well Angel, a hard rock/metal band from the Boston area. They
have taken their personalities and created one power group. Music is their drive; they
dream it, eat it and live it. They put their hearts into every song they write and every
performance they give.
In 1999 identical twins Sean and Stephen and collage friend Kevin Fisher created Still Well Angel. They began playing shows, recording and competing in Battles of the Bands. In 2000 Still Well Angel had their radio debut when Boston local station Rock 101 began playing the bands first single “Proof”. Requests came pouring in. The band continued performing at local clubs and local festivals, like Hempfest and Laconia Bike Week. In February 2002 Still Well Angel recorded their second single "Dream" another local radio hit. Then in 2005 they won New Hampshire Technical Institute’s Battle of the Bands and were awarded “Best Local Band” of 2005. Their local status continued to grow leading the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric, Dr. Chud’s X-Ward, Sardonica (two Misfits’ by-products), Trash Light Vision (featuring Acey Slade of Murderdolls and DOPE) and Virginia’s Bella Morte.
Then in October 2009, after a short hiatus, Still Well Angel headed back to the studio to record a six song EP, a preview of their debut album “The Khaos” set to be released in late 2013. In February 2011 they released their EP, with great success, as they returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel. They toured the New England scene promoting their EP. That summer they shared the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman.
In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys did a meet and greet with fans plus an interview with CNEU Rock Radio and became “Band of the Month” on CNEU.
Still Well Angel has also supported local charities when given the opportunity. On March 5th 2011 Still Well Angel joined with KROCKS who teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester. The band donated their equipment and on stage performing knowledge to help raise money and music performance to students in a battle of the bands. All money raised was donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. Then April 2011 they teamed up with Stop the Bleeding an organization that raises money for under-funded shelters of all kinds - homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. A Tribute to the Homeless 7 was a great success. 100% of the proceeds were donated to the Bread and Jams Day Center, a soup kitchen and homeless help center in Cambridge. The two teamed up again in September for the Rock Show 9, a great success. 100% of the proceeds from this show were donated to the Matta Home, a shelter for homeless veterans in Brockton. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes.
In August of 2012 the band headed to Vermont, Ma for Hungerfest to help Raise Money for the fall mountain food Shelf. The concert was a complete success and they were invited to come back next year. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival this festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
That next month in September they signed a 2 year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management along with a worldwide distribution for their 4 song EP that is being released by Republic/Sweetsounds digitally worldwide. As the holidays approached on the 20th of November they paired up again with “Stop the Bleeding” for another charity event in Boston to help raise money for the Nashua Soup Kitchen for Thanksgiving.
On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 There EP “Kalm Befor the Khaos” was released on Itunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia and became available at Emusic and Iheart Radio. Around Xmas time of 2012 SWA and CNEU rock radio joined together for “Metal for Tots” collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program and donated some of their SWA T-shirts for a Online Auction and Fundraising Charity for Hurricane Sandy Relief,. During their December concerts the also shared the stage with 90’s metal/punk band Green Jello. In mid January there were nominated for a Cidar Award for “Best band outside the VT and NH area.” Along with winning “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. With their powerful live performance has brought Still Well Angel much success over the last 13 years. There is no stopping this band from going to the top.
[Nov 20,2014 12:51pm - Yeti ""]
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.
[Nov 20,2014 12:54pm - xmikex ""]
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.
[Nov 20,2014 12:57pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
xmikex said:This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.
More like GEORGE Jeffersons.
Does that make CSDO the Archie Bunker of Pay 2 Play?
[Nov 20,2014 1:07pm - xmikex ""]
What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?
[Nov 20,2014 1:20pm - Judge ""]
Yeti said:i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.
contact them and set up a live showcase that will feature the presence of a "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Records" label rep.
[Nov 20,2014 1:24pm - RTTP department of missed opportunities ""]
man i really wish i had hit up that meet and greet to promote their show with hed PE, would have probably been able to learn some new ways to make guys cum
[Nov 20,2014 1:55pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF NAMING NAMES ""]
xmikex said:What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?
Dr. Chud was the drummer for the Misfits in the late 90's, and did drum work for one of Doyle's recent albums. Dr. Chud's X-Ward sucks hard.
[Nov 20,2014 2:02pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:
xmikex said:This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.
More like GEORGE Jeffersons.
Does that make CSDO the Archie Bunker of Pay 2 Play?
That makes you the King Thunderstool of Pay 2 Play
[Nov 20,2014 2:20pm - i_am_lazy ""]
I can only imagine what would happen if Rich Bova joined this band.
[Nov 20,2014 2:34pm - xmikex ""]
Bova doesn't audition for labels. Labels audition for him.
[Nov 20,2014 3:52pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Alx_Casket said:Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.
;_;
You're just mad you don't get to pay to open for Dr. Chud’s X-Ward.
[Nov 20,2014 4:52pm - RTTP DEPTARTMENT OF FACEBOOKS ""]
"We REALLY need to sell these tickets immediately! What they are looking for is for us to order a second batch. THAT'S where the "impression" comes from."
[Nov 20,2014 4:59pm - YOUR ALL JUST JELLOUS ""]
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[Nov 20,2014 5:35pm - Wren Wriley ""]
I'm not into sucking off my identical twin but these guys shred at what they do!
[Nov 20,2014 6:22pm - Headbanging_Man ""]
the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.
Looking forward to seeing this selling point in the listing for their next p2p gig!
[Nov 20,2014 6:54pm - xmikex ""]
Do you ever feel like these guys and Vatnett Viskar are essentially the same band but with a record label?
[Nov 20,2014 9:57pm - DYA is THE SINGER FROM STILL WELL ANGEL ""]
my secret's out
[Nov 20,2014 10:11pm - largefreakatzero ""]
You have a totally sweet hat in the AGT photo.
[Nov 21,2014 6:49am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.
[Nov 21,2014 7:25am - Shutup__Fagget ""]
LongDeadGod_nli said:Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.
shutup_fagget
[Nov 21,2014 9:26am - zuckerburg ""]
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[Nov 21,2014 9:33am - largefreakatzero ""]
Wow, easily trolled.
[Nov 21,2014 9:46am - Judge ""]
zuckerburg said:[img]
5 bucks to the first person to drop a shutup_fagget on them
[Nov 21,2014 9:58am - Grammar King ""]
This delusional gentleman needs to understand how quotes work and when to use them.
[Nov 21,2014 10:00am - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
"I bet we BLOW YOU away."
Still Well Angel will BLOW YOU.
[Nov 21,2014 10:05am - comment quote from band ""]
"your still ignorant"
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[Nov 21,2014 10:08am - STILL IGNORANT ANGEL ""]
we have invited OVER 1000 people to this show. does YOURE band even know 1000 people??? i bet not. HA HA HA.
[Nov 21,2014 10:39am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
Why do they need label support if they're doing so well on their own? This guy claims to be making money just sitting at home off the bands music without the need to tour.
[Nov 21,2014 11:18am - dress code ""]
The real question is, what fine club attire are you wearing to pass the dress code at the warner bros dicksuck audition?
This is event is for a select few artists and Dress code for this event will be strictly enforced, upscale nightclub attire only: no tennis shoes, hats, t-shirts, hooded sweaters, gangster apparel, or sportswear will be tolerated. This is also a "RED CARPET EVENT" with media coverage and we have limited tickets for this event and need all to arrive at.3:45pm (Please allow an extra 15 minutes for parking and admission). Bill Millman of Warner Bros. Records will be there to watch us perform along with a private 1 on 1 meeting afterwards to talk about our performance. Its very important that we get as many Friends, Family, and fans at this event to cheer us on and help make this showcase a chance for SWA to get signed.
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[Nov 21,2014 11:22am - TimRiley ""]
too bad this "Bill Millman" doesn't even work for Warner Bros. anymore according to his linkedin.
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[Nov 21,2014 11:24am - Lt Stillwell Dangle ""]
LOL @ comparing dress code enforcement to literally fighting in war time.
[Nov 21,2014 11:34am - accurate youtube comments ""]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OG2hjEyFNc
[Nov 21,2014 11:41am - *slow clap* ""]
I applaud Bill Millman for his obvious money grab attempt from these naive fools.
inb4 fb update
"Bill thought we did a great job but said we just dont have what it takes yet to make it in this cutthroat business. :("
[Nov 21,2014 12:01pm - RTTP WAYBACK MACHINE ""]
IN B4 CARL CHEDDARSMOOTH
[Nov 21,2014 12:27pm - Samantha ""]
LOL. Well played, gentlemen. I wonder if they'll take Schrute Bucks.
Also, can someone tell me the exchange rate between Metal Thursdays and Schrute Bucks?
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[Nov 21,2014 12:33pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.
[Nov 21,2014 12:39pm - Spydre ""]
This is the best thread since Bova.
[Nov 21,2014 12:41pm - Snowden ""]
"I love my music as much as my country. I will defend and entertain equally."
[Nov 21,2014 12:44pm - Samantha ""]
Alx_Casket said:I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.
I have a sequined halter top you can borrow.
[Nov 21,2014 12:48pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
False dickcheese is a big fat bitch!!!
[Nov 21,2014 12:51pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'll wear that to the audition, but I still need something for the video shoot. Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?
[Nov 21,2014 12:53pm - Samantha ""]
Sorry, dude. I can't help you with your dick problems. You might want to see a doctor about that.
I wish I had $18 for every time someone called me a big fat bitch.
[Nov 21,2014 12:54pm - Samantha ""]
Alx_Casket said:Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?
Khaki's and a popped collar?
[Nov 21,2014 12:56pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Haha, that does seem to match my idea of what the typical SWA fan would wear.
[Nov 21,2014 1:05pm - a and b grade aryan fan ""]
Do they make SWA stickas?
I want some.
[Nov 21,2014 1:26pm - Judge ""]
even fell for what i can only imagine was one of Gorilla Music's patented schemes where the band sells the tickets in packs of TWO for $20 instead of $10/pop. typical p2p ticket selling scaaaaaam.
[Nov 21,2014 1:30pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
Samantha said:Sorry, dude. I can't help you with your dick problems. You might want to see a doctor about that.
I wish I had $18 for every time someone called me a big fat bitch.
Go track down Duncan and get it from him! Or if you're willing to give me a share of it, I'll save you the trouble and have Megatron do it.
[Nov 21,2014 1:35pm - narkybark ""]
Is it required to have painted red hair to be a member of the band?
[Nov 21,2014 1:49pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
BILL MILKMAN IS A FRAUD
[Nov 21,2014 2:20pm - Yeti ""]
the Jef Whitehead look alike in the back wants nothing to do with this.
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[Nov 21,2014 2:45pm - Bill Milkman, Talent Rep ""]
Anybody want to play a battle of the bands to potentially have the chance and privilege to open for Reveille and From Autumn To Ashes?
[Nov 21,2014 2:52pm - Spydre ""]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel
$250 out of a $50,000 goal over 9 months is pretty good! I can see why Warner Bros is chomping at the bit to sign them.
[Nov 21,2014 2:52pm - xmikex ""]
Can Joey Belladonna pay to get on this?
[Nov 21,2014 2:53pm - xmikex ""]
Spydre said:http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel
$250 out of a $50,000 goal over 9 months is pretty good! I can see why Warner Bros is chomping at the bit to sign them.
Niiice.
[Nov 21,2014 3:00pm - doppelganger ""]
they look like composted in this pic
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[Nov 21,2014 3:16pm - Samantha ""]
Spydre said:http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel
So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...
For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.
[Nov 21,2014 3:18pm - Spydre ""]
Maybe playing this Live Music Showcase p2p gig is part of a public humiliation challenge put forth by a donor.
[Nov 21,2014 3:42pm - concerned online citizen ""]
can someone who actually still has facebook pleeeeeease post this thread to thier page?
:D
[Nov 21,2014 3:47pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:BILL MILKMAN IS A FRAUD
You're a fraud.
[Nov 21,2014 4:01pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
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[Nov 21,2014 4:18pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
DYA%20is%20THE%20SINGER%20FROM%20STILL%20WELL%20ANGEL said:my secret's out
That's it, you guys blew it, now I'm breaking up the band that I'm in (which is this band). This is why we can't have nice things.
[Nov 21,2014 4:18pm - FACEBOOK QUOTER ""]
FACEBOOK PIC
One, of which, is #1 (regionally) (on Reverbnation) (and not anywhere in reality) (which is also where we were ever nominated for a Grammy)
[Nov 21,2014 4:35pm - Spydre ""]
I linked to a place where you can buy tickets online (not from the band) and they deleted it. :(
[Nov 21,2014 4:37pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Same thing happened to me; I just wanted to see what time Major Label Representative was starting. (They put on a killer show.)
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[Nov 21,2014 4:39pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Y'all are lacking the eloquence of Herbert Bossman.
[Nov 21,2014 4:42pm - Yeti ""]
looks like that wishing well has become....a still well.
[Nov 21,2014 4:59pm - reimroc from the grave ""]
can i get ride to this?
[Nov 21,2014 5:13pm - DYA is THE SINGER FROM STILL WELL ANGEL ""]
Samantha said:
Spydre said:http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel
So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...
For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 21,2014 5:17pm - xmikex ""]
Excited to start a band called Doris Murphy that blows the doors off this battle of the bands by accepting Metal Thursdays as payment.
[Nov 21,2014 6:43pm - Flashback Friday ""]
I remember the time Trash Mop got the opportunity to play for Bill Millman, and Terry was so doped up he fell asleep and missed the audition. Mr. Millman went to wake Terry up, and Terry became irate (only guy i knew that got violent on dope) and stabbed Bill in the thigh with a pen.
THEY COULD'VE BEEN HUGE, #1 on ReverbNation HUGE!
[Nov 21,2014 9:36pm - We're All Wondering ""]
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?
[Nov 22,2014 3:31am - Tr00f ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 22,2014 11:22am - Relevant ""]
Only Devlyn Sydus is suck.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 23,2014 2:43am - SWA_GoFundMe ""]
Moar like GoFuckYourself
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel
[Nov 23,2014 3:17am - Sacreligion ""]
For the good of America, we have fired the first shot.
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[Nov 23,2014 10:17am - Not Fake ""]
Did these guys really reply eight times to one guy saying they suck? Say hi to howie mandel.
[Nov 23,2014 11:26am - narkybark ""]
I just realized who the vocalist sounds like.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 23,2014 11:54am - ......... ""]
This band is more clueless then S2D. "korner of khaos"
[Nov 23,2014 11:59am - ......... ""]
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:
* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.
* 3-4 professional HD music videos
* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -
* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.
* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire
* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)
* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)
[Nov 23,2014 2:24pm - a serious poster ""]
One of these shitty band members banged my current girlfriend and I am pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nov 23,2014 2:25pm - a serious poster ""]
nah ok I am lying lol these stuffed peppers don't nothing
[Nov 23,2014 2:57pm - kitten mittens ""]
Swa thongs haha
[Nov 23,2014 2:59pm - kitten mittens ""]
Cause i want my girlfriend wearing lingerie that symbolizes four WAAF buttrock "men"
[Nov 23,2014 3:31pm - truth ""]
http://youtu.be/ABWVIcBnhUc?t=26m22s
Sometimes the truth is funnier then the parody
[Nov 23,2014 3:50pm - boblovesmusic ""]
We‘re%20All%20Wondering said:At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?
Now you do. Listened to it cus curiosity got the best of me. The word that comes to my mind is "boring" Not even laughably bad, just boring. Okay the lyrics are hilariously bad.
[Nov 24,2014 8:23am - Yeti ""]
I think that's the worst thing you've ever said about a band.
[Nov 24,2014 10:01am - Alx_Casket ""]
This band exists on a plane somewhere between delusion and failed miscarriages.
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[Nov 24,2014 10:17am - RTTP department of rock star headware ""]
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[Nov 24,2014 10:24am - Yeti ""]
......... said:So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:
* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.
* 3-4 professional HD music videos
* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -
* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.
* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire
* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)
* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)
Judging by their age, this is less of a "we're making it!" and more of a "guys, we have to make it" plea for mercy from crushed dreams. And panhandling for hotel costs is grotesque.
[Nov 24,2014 10:37am - Timriley ""]
all new attire is my favorite
[Nov 24,2014 10:48am - judge ""]
I'd love to execute this faggot
[Nov 24,2014 11:50am - serious peppers ""]
you are all just a bunch of jealous bitches who cannot support the local, oh hey are those stuffed peppers?
[Nov 24,2014 12:13pm - Sacreligion ""]
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.
[Nov 24,2014 12:28pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget.
[Nov 24,2014 12:46pm - legitimate question ""]
NH%20Brufaggotry said:If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget.
Do we pay you or does the $18 go to your probation officer?
[Nov 24,2014 1:13pm - Snowden ""]
That dude's dead, doll's eyes in the hat ad pushed this from "funny" to "sad."
[Nov 24,2014 1:16pm - boblovesmusic ""]
Sacreligion said:Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.
I was wondering about him, I saw that he's fb friends with a ton of friends of mine in the scene. I kinda figured he would be making better music then this with that type of connections around the area.
[Nov 24,2014 1:23pm - Timriley ""]
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[Nov 24,2014 1:29pm - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.
good lord. I had completely forgotten that band existed. with good reason.
[Nov 24,2014 1:45pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom
[Nov 24,2014 1:47pm - Any volunteers? ""]
Ladies, don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime!
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[Nov 24,2014 3:49pm - xmikex ""]
Still Well Angel: Homophobe Elite. Maybe they're hoping iTunes will pick up their music if they work on their hate speech.
[Nov 24,2014 4:13pm - ......... ""]
"an edgy look that brings out the rock star in you" Does that include the coffee ground and bleached dick beard?
[Nov 24,2014 5:00pm - robotpie ""]
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
[Nov 24,2014 5:02pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
robotpie said:Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.
[Nov 25,2014 10:02am - birthday boyz! ""]
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said:
robotpie said:Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...
What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.
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The line for autographs must have been around the block with a fanbase like that!!
[Nov 25,2014 10:30am - Yeti ""]
how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive.
[Nov 25,2014 10:54am - Yeti ""]
If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical.
And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct.
[Nov 25,2014 11:12am - xmikex ""]
"To Robb, Practicing my autograph signature for the day someone actally asks for it. How's it look? Keep Shreddin, Robb"
[Nov 25,2014 12:56pm - CJ Peeper ""]
Yeti said:how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive.
hot topic guy fieri mall fags
[Nov 25,2014 1:04pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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Figures, they never showed up.
[Nov 25,2014 1:06pm - All haircut ""]
Alx_Casket said:[img]
Figures, they never showed up.
Guess they didnt "feel" like "doing" the "legwork" to sell tickets.
[Nov 25,2014 1:17pm - Samantha ""]
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[Nov 25,2014 1:49pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Bad news, guys - looks like this is sold out.
[Nov 25,2014 1:54pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Yeti said:If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical.
And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct.
lyric video
"THIS KHAOS HAS TAKING ME"
Weird - wouldn't have figured these guys for the whole 'Fago worship faux-Engrish thing.
[Nov 25,2014 1:54pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
"If you are not a false don't entry, because you'll be meeted and greeted'
[Nov 25,2014 1:55pm - isthissoldout ""]
i heard something about free trips to the moon being offered. can i get a ride to this??
[Nov 25,2014 3:14pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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I'm pretty sure this is sold out.
[Nov 25,2014 4:46pm - robotpie ""]
Holy shit....
bennyhillifier
[Nov 25,2014 4:50pm - robotpie ""]
Fuck...their youtube channel is a goldmine.
bennyhillifier
[Nov 25,2014 4:57pm - anonymous ""]
Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you
[Nov 25,2014 5:24pm - potential fan ""]
anonymous said:Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you
I thought the show was sold out. No?
[Nov 26,2014 8:22am - i dont get it ""]
Alx_Casket said:[img]
I'm pretty sure this is sold out.
is steve trying to get tickets to his own band?
[Nov 26,2014 8:33am - Alx_Casket ""]
^Typical SWA Steve being viral on the internet!
[Nov 26,2014 9:59am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
You guys just don't understand The Biz.
[Nov 26,2014 9:59am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
I graduated from the Eric Paone School of Music Management, I know.
[Nov 26,2014 10:31am - Yeti ""]
This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band.
[Nov 26,2014 10:41am - the band ""]
Yeti said:This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band. TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNAY, SHOOT THE LOAD RIGHT ON MY FACCCCCCE
[Nov 26,2014 11:20am - Hardest working one-sided conversation ""]
Screen caps don't do this justice, so here is the link.
https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/
It's the ramblings of a delusional man talking to himself between both his personal page and the band's page. This is some serious Inverticrux type delusion of grandeur. Maybe they can work on a split 7" or at least teach each other how to fire a gun properly.
[Nov 26,2014 11:32am - Alx_Casket ""]
^I have no words for my amazement.
[Nov 26,2014 11:43am - Yeti ""]
GET OFF MY PAGE!
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[Nov 26,2014 12:02pm - what.the.fuck. ""]
The contents of the "event" in that link is unbelievable and absolutely horrifying! That has to be the most pathetic display that ive ever seen from a local band; written by someone who has huge issues with insecurity, and is very delusional, self absorbed, and passive aggressive.
I like how they go from: We need EVERYONE'S help/we need YOU to make this happen!
To: We are angry because nobody is paying attention to this and blowing us up with show offers - the hardest working band in New England doesnt need YOU! World domination happens without YOU!
Also: We are too good and work too hard to play bars and small clubs! First tour will be arenas and BIG venues only!
[Nov 26,2014 12:18pm - Yeti ""]
It's ok, that page is only a ghost, it was DONE and DELETED as of October 14th.
[Nov 26,2014 12:20pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Yeti said:GET OFF MY PAGE!
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*golf clap*
[Nov 26,2014 12:27pm - Warner Bros. ""]
I tried listening to Still Well Fingel to see what the hardest working band in New England sounds like, but I didn't like it. The music was bad but the vocals were worse. I felt embarrassment for them while listening to the music.
They also look like buttholes. You can really sense their desperation of waking up one day and realizing that they are close to 40 and the band they've been in for 13 years isn't going anywhere.
But they are Still Well Fingel. They have over 13,000 facebook likes that they paid for and 750,000 fans worldwide. SWF does not need you or Warner Bros. Records.
[Nov 26,2014 12:51pm - narkybark ""]
I feel legitimately bad. Like I'm watching a hurt animal.
[Nov 26,2014 12:59pm - Yeti ""]
hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck.
[Nov 26,2014 1:26pm - robotpie ""]
Yeti said:hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck.
Pretty sure if you just stand aside and watch it will run itself down with a truck.
[Nov 26,2014 1:34pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Rumors of the show being sold out confirmed by Mistress Carrie.
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[Nov 26,2014 6:34pm - You can't make this shit up ""]
http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/news
****Media Release****
October 11, 2013
Still Well Angel and our new single “Devour and Carry on”, has been chosen and submitted by a member of the Grammy committee last week for “Best Metal Performance” for 2013. To be given a chance and considered for this is a amazing opportunity for a SWA to get a Grammy and make a life long dream come true. Only 10 artist…s get picked per category and the finalists are then selected at the pre Grammy awards in Nashville. No telling if we make the final 5 with a chance to get a Grammy and attend the awards ceremony but just to be chosen for this is unbelievable.
This is a huge blessing and a dream come true for me and SWA, a band I created in 1999 and have had nothing stop me from perusing everything this band deserves. Other big things coming soon the doors are open its time we walk though. More “Khaos” is coming starting in October….Thank you to our friends/family/ and fans for the support and believing in SWA.
[Nov 26,2014 6:55pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""]
HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THIS YET
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]
at 2:59 dude asks where they're from and dudeguy goes "oh, Boston" *head down in chest* "actually... Methuen..."
and then they talk about Fuck the Fire Department lady. I just keep waiting for Tommy Dice to call in.
[Nov 26,2014 6:55pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""]
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]
[Nov 26,2014 6:56pm - DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE ""]
dammit
bennyhillifier
[Nov 26,2014 7:01pm - Comic Store Guy ""]
Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.
[Nov 26,2014 7:10pm - SIMPSONS ELITIST ""]
Comic%20Store%20Guy said:Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.
Fag. It's "Comic Book Guy"
[Nov 26,2014 7:11pm - ULTIMATE LULZ BAND ""]
Best of Gravesideservce, Tommy Dice and the Hardcores, Scarecrow Hill and Rich Bova all wrapped up in one epic fail. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.
[Nov 26,2014 8:47pm - Sacreligion ""]
My friend and I watched that entire video on Saturday whilst shitfaced. I don't know where I went wrong with my life, but it was hilarious.
[Nov 26,2014 9:07pm - 23232323 ""]
He looks like a hamster storing food. I want to punch his fat swollen head off. What is with the spray painted beard?
[Nov 27,2014 12:48am - Crowd Participation ""]
WHEN I SAY SHUTUP YOU SAY FAGGET
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
[Nov 27,2014 1:46am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
[Nov 27,2014 2:26am - FundCeption ""]
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og
[Nov 27,2014 2:36am - Dicksmack ""]
LongDeadGod_nli said:Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?
That singer appears to have also drank the Kool-Aid.
[Nov 27,2014 2:42am - Sacreligion ""]
The singer is the only original member.
STRAIGHT REPPIN "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN" SINCE '99 SON
[Nov 27,2014 2:44am - Sacreligion ""]
I desperately want to tell them that Bill Millman is currently nothing more than a local videographer but realize I have to wait until after or maybe even during this show for maximum effect.
[Nov 27,2014 10:08am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
There are a whole group of bands that think this is the way way to make it in music for whatever reason, they don't really seem to be concerned about actually making good music.
I see bands all the time posting about being signed to this management team, or making connections, vs. posting or writing actual songs, they're all living off their 8 year old demo with their 2 regional radio "hits" and all perpetually recording their debut
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
[Nov 27,2014 11:39am - LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN ""]
LongDeadGod_nli said:It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?
Yea, I didn't so.
[Nov 27,2014 12:04pm - Not Fake ""]
Pretty sure there's hundreds of entries to each category every year that get whittled down to that "Final Five", mostly garbage bands with "connections"
[Nov 27,2014 2:23pm - Mick Mayer ""]
Can Sonic Pulse get on this?
[Nov 28,2014 4:00am - Sacreligion ""]
This band in a nutshell:
bennyhillifier
[Nov 28,2014 2:54pm - the metal gods frown ""]
LEAGUE%20OF%20THEIR%20OWN said:
LongDeadGod_nli said:It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.
How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?
Yea, I didn't so.
For shame! Have you all of you forgotten the mighty Saint to Sinners' reign of regional dominance already?
LORD BOVA IS DISAPOINT.
[Nov 29,2014 12:02am - Hoser ""]
Ok...I just listened to that Korner of Khaos song. It's really bad....like really bad. I tried to approach it with an open mind, but...well fuck it's just terrible.
-overused harmonics across the board
-repetitive
-sounds like a Disturbed demo from 1994 (if there was such a thing, IDK)
-lyrics that sound like they were written in some high school kids art class
-the guitar solo sounds like it was written and played by an eighth grader still trying to master hammer on's, pull off's and tapping
Not trying to be a dick at all...just sayin'.
[Nov 29,2014 9:25am - Whoops ""]
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[Nov 29,2014 9:59am - CJ Peeper ""]
Whoops said:[img]
fags
and hilarious and must be real
[Nov 29,2014 2:32pm - xmikex ""]
Clearly 100% real. SMH
[Nov 29,2014 3:15pm - Kotex Scrotum Zine Legit ""]
IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF KOTEX SCROTUM AN IN DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH SWA AND THEIR PSYCHOSIS.
[Nov 29,2014 7:38pm - the_reverend ""]
I thought someone said that I took pictures of them.
[Nov 29,2014 10:41pm - GRUMPY CAT LIFETIME MOVIE ""]
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[Dec 2,2014 9:38am - exposed ""]
this scam is so hilarious. lots insider hilarious information about live music showcases shenanigans coming soon.
[Dec 2,2014 10:34am - Yeti ""]
my loins are tingling with anticipation for 12/5/14.
[Dec 2,2014 10:38am - tickertmaster ""]
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[Dec 2,2014 10:54am - Alx_Casket ""]
Got my bootleg ticket for this!
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[Dec 2,2014 11:16am - exposed ""]
http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/...-changes-at-reprise-and-warner-bros
[Dec 2,2014 11:41am - Aril's Doppelganger ""]
exposed said:
http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/56152/promo-staff-changes-at-reprise-and-warner-bros
old news
[Dec 2,2014 1:21pm - Sacreligion ""]
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.
[Dec 2,2014 1:26pm - tickertmaster ""]
Sacreligion said:All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.
they've been playing for 10+ years and can only get 30 people to confirm going to this "big gig" and they aren't deterred. So I highly doubt telling them that this is a scam would even slow them down. Guarantee they beat the staff there for load-in.
[Dec 2,2014 1:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
[Dec 2,2014 5:16pm - Bill Millman ""]
"I signed fuckin KORN!!"
[Dec 2,2014 6:05pm - xmikex ""]
Sacreligion said:I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.
[Dec 2,2014 6:31pm - backed ""]
xmikex said:
Sacreligion said:I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.
Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.
backed. plus the friday night/saturday morning fallout will be enjoyable as they process that either a) they knew it all along and now everyone knows, b) they didnt know and they were crushed, c) they cancel the show and video and have to reimburse everyone. but probably won't because they already spent their money on sweet ed hardy threads, guy fieri beard bleach, and got2b glued hair gel.
[Dec 2,2014 6:32pm - backed ""]
not to mention they owe bill the milkman millman some serious change for those tickets. unless they purchased the tickets themselves to hock. which they probably did.
[Dec 2,2014 6:37pm - Sacreligion ""]
Bill Millman isn't the promoter. Different entity altogether. He is just the stooge they are using to milk bands for their money. They have to pay up by 5 on Friday, so notifying them ahead of time would be a favor.
[Dec 2,2014 6:48pm - old wise man on a hill ""]
A favor, yes. But some lessons need to be learned the hard way.
[Dec 2,2014 8:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
Definitely a harder lesson to learn AFTER they've paid them.
[Dec 3,2014 2:54am - STILL WELL ASSHOLE ""]
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
[Dec 3,2014 3:00am - National Socialism Butt Rock ""]
Red Carpet treatment only for our true Aryan brothers FYI, godsmack4lyf \m/
[Dec 3,2014 8:30am - Yeti ""]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
[Dec 3,2014 9:41am - insider ""]
Yeti said:wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
[Dec 3,2014 9:56am - oh hi ""]
STILL%20WELL%20ASSHOLE said:I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!
Only to find out it was really Bill Paxton.
[Dec 3,2014 10:17am - Samantha ""]
insider said:
Yeti said:wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
[Dec 3,2014 10:33am - insider ""]
Samantha said:
insider said:
Yeti said:wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?
he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)
They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
EXACTLY. Thats why I trolled them directly and called them out on their bullshit tactics.
[Dec 3,2014 10:34am - xmikex ""]
I'll put my money on "guy whose job it was to hand out promotional stickers and lanyards outside the Paradise" over "insider of the biz."
[Dec 3,2014 10:48am - insider ""]
He told me he was "part of the team that signed Korn" and "worked with Linkin park from the beginning. i recorded the phone conversations for lulz and may perhaps upload them at some point.
[Dec 3,2014 11:02am - Alx_Casket ""]
^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting a Sony record contact
[Dec 3,2014 11:06am - Yeti ""]
I love the smell of shattered dreams in the morning.
[Dec 3,2014 11:07am - Another insider ""]
It's pretty real. It's no DiGiorno.
[Dec 3,2014 11:08am - Fred Katsopolis ""]
Alx_Casket said:^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting ANOTHER Sony record contact
[Dec 3,2014 11:12am - Sacreligion ""]
I find this lack of Cheddarsmooth disturbing.
[Dec 3,2014 11:19am - Samantha ""]
Sacreligion said:I find this lack of Cheddarsmooth disturbing.
Agreed. At least when Cheddarsmooth trolls bands desperate to "make it big", it's funny and doesn't result in such financial loss faceplanting of dreams.
[Dec 3,2014 11:59am - Yeti ""]
3 MORE DAYS LEFT and our lives "could" change... FOREVER!
[Dec 3,2014 2:15pm - xmikex ""]
Samantha said:
It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.
Well yeah... SWA didn't play.
[Dec 3,2014 4:25pm - RTTP DEPT OF SUCCESS STORIES ""]
This could be YOUR Band after working with LIVE MUSIC SHOWCASE!
http://www.rebelmann.com/
[Dec 3,2014 4:44pm - joey belladonna's new band ""]
sweet!
bennyhillifier
[Dec 3,2014 4:59pm - Snowden ""]
I know I'm late to the party here, but this is pure gold:
"Let's be honest here... When YOU decided to join this page you inadvertently took on the task of booking us shows."
[Dec 3,2014 5:11pm - Yeti ""]
this is a "come one, come all" type of party.
[Dec 3,2014 5:45pm - Sacreligion ""]
Serenade II Mann
http://www.rebelmann.com/ABOUT___CLAYTON_MANN_2.html
Proud, rich parents are rich and proud.
[Dec 3,2014 5:46pm - Sacreligion ""]
I need to get into the lucrative business of entertaining my family.
[Dec 3,2014 5:50pm - Clayton "The Man" Mann ""]
You my friend are NOT worthy.
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[Dec 3,2014 6:22pm - wtf ""]
wtf is up with that fat bitch covering enter sandman? idont understand
[Dec 3,2014 6:24pm - People Magazine REP ""]
Clayton%20"The%20Man"%20Mann said:You my friend are NOT worthy.
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Who wore it better? HookedOnMetal or the mann?
[Dec 3,2014 7:51pm - Teen Sensation "The Wonders" ""]
We did it first, faggots.
[Dec 3,2014 8:01pm - Sacreligion ""]
Apparently "Shootyz Groove: The Sequel" is also playing this on Saturday.
http://www.juiceband.co
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[Dec 3,2014 8:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
And this down-home naive christian girl will be paying live music showcase in Ohio for her FIRST EVER live performance. I see a lot of promise in this one, she'll be back on their stage in no time at all.
bennyhillifier
[Dec 4,2014 11:01am - DEF JAM ""]
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WHAT NOW BICHES?
[Dec 4,2014 11:09am - wtf ""]
DEF%20JAM said:
WHAT NOW BICHES?
We, as a company, have decided that these faggets do not have what we are seeking to represent our instruments. this includes both our American Custom Shop and Asian consumer line. best of luck, and i think i speak for the entire company when i say
shutup_fagget.
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[Dec 5,2014 9:22am - Yeti ""]
TOMORROW
[Dec 5,2014 10:39am - xmikex ""]
Is someone gonna blow up their spot in Millman or what? I'm dying here.
[Dec 5,2014 12:48pm - joey belladonna‘s new band ""]
i believe that is scheduled for right before they play their set? who stakes claim to this?
cryyyy for the indians faggets
[Dec 5,2014 12:54pm - xmikex ""]
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!
[Dec 5,2014 12:58pm - ??? ""]
i wonder what other shit bands or localites are on this classy shitfest? it cant be just them given that they only get a 20 minute set.
[Dec 5,2014 1:06pm - Sacreligion ""]
xmikex said:We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!
I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.
[Dec 5,2014 1:11pm - pow! right in the kisser ""]
Sacreligion said:
xmikex said:We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!
I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.
HOWEVER if you were to do it today instead then it will make billmans life more miserable as well when he has to field questions from them about his credentials tomorrow.
#foodforthought
[Dec 5,2014 1:21pm - xmikex ""]
^ That. Seriously. Think about it.
You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.
You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
[Dec 5,2014 1:33pm - Yeti ""]
yeah you should definitely do it today. even if they don't believe it, it will deflate their hopes just a little.
[Dec 5,2014 1:43pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Dec 5,2014 1:46pm - i_am_lazy ""]
It appears the bomb has been dropped. Now we wait for the fallout.
[Dec 5,2014 1:55pm - Spydre ""]
They deleted your post. Apparently the WORLD DOMINATION train has already left the station.
[Dec 5,2014 1:58pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
DROP THE BAERM
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[Dec 5,2014 2:00pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Gonna keep posting the link to their page and the event wall until they respond to it. I suggest the rest of you do the same.
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[Dec 5,2014 2:00pm - Spydre ""]
I decided to help out the hardest working band in New England since they obviously didn't believe Alx.
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[Dec 5,2014 2:11pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Just messaged the venue to let them know that this show is a scam, in the event they want to avoid bad publicity when the fallout occurs.
[Dec 5,2014 2:21pm - i_am_not_me ""]
I don't know what that would do. I'm pretty sure venues that let those kind of shows happen don't give a shit about anything other than the promoter paying them.
[Dec 5,2014 2:25pm - Alx_Casket ""]
It works for ANTIFA, it's worth a shot with Millman.
[Dec 5,2014 2:26pm - Samantha ""]
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[Dec 5,2014 2:26pm - so do it then fag ""]
xmikex said:^ That. Seriously. Think about it.
You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.
You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow. so do it then fag
[Dec 5,2014 3:00pm - pow! right in the kisser ""]
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[Dec 5,2014 3:02pm - Mark_R ""]
The wording on the Live Music Showcase website carefully avoids actually saying that A&R are in attendance with the intent to sign an act. It just says they'll be in the audience (presumably paid for their presence by LMS). The testimonials indicate they just give critiques of the performances. Guess it makes it easy for bands who are in a hurry to over-extrapolate what the site actually describes into a "This is our big chance to land a major contract" thing.
[Dec 5,2014 3:08pm - Sacreligion ""]
LOL @ this company breaching their own contract in the first clause:
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[Dec 5,2014 3:25pm - Yeti ""]
so Bilkman will be replaced.
[Dec 5,2014 3:30pm - Sacreligion ""]
Nope. As of Wednesday he was still the guy doing it. They just know anyone willing to pay to get on this isn't smart enough to look further into it.
[Dec 5,2014 4:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
I have been blocked and the best conversation of the day was deleted before I could screengrab it.
[Dec 5,2014 4:25pm - Fuckerburg ""]
Sacreligion said:I have been blocked and the best conversation of the day was deleted before I could screengrab it.
Create a fake Facebook about it as you're obsessed with the mightiness that is SWA
:bartmoon:
[Dec 5,2014 4:53pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am leaving that opportunity available for Cheddarsmooth.
[Dec 5,2014 5:51pm - C. Arl Cheddarsmooth ""]
This is where the real party will be.
https://www.facebook.com/events/588681907944771
[Dec 5,2014 5:58pm - pow! right in the kisser ""]
thats some next level shit right thar.
DAY-UM
[Dec 6,2014 11:02pm - the gruffalo ""]
Can I safely assume SWA are now Warner Bros artists?
[Dec 7,2014 12:04am - Sacreligion ""]
Only talking shit and making up stories about Dumpster Fire on your personal page and blocking them all from standing up for themselves is real.
[Dec 7,2014 12:05am - Sacreligion ""]
the%20gruffalo said:Can I safely assume SWA are now Warner Bros artists?
Bilkman gave them some good tips and they are in the grooming process.
[Dec 7,2014 12:07am - the gruffalo ""]
so what's next, opening for nationally signed recording groups at their regional shows? Selling more tickets? Khaos?
[Dec 7,2014 12:37am - Sacreligion ""]
WORLDWIDE Khaos
[Dec 7,2014 12:40am - grooming process ""]
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[Dec 7,2014 11:31am - Dem Connections ""]
GOT AN EARLY LINK TO THE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE
bennyhillifier
[Dec 7,2014 12:09pm - Wait ""]
Did he really say "I swallow every seed"
[Dec 7,2014 12:18pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Krornr erf keryros!
[Dec 7,2014 12:19pm - frankly ""]
even if he didnt , it is pretty obvious that he does
[Dec 7,2014 12:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am pretty sure the main guy in this video is acting exactly how I feel when I listen to this band.
[Dec 7,2014 12:36pm - Festive Eric Struth ""]
Fa-La-La-La-Laaa. La-La-La-Fagget.
[Dec 7,2014 2:17pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Pics of yesterday are trickling in, no signs of the Milkman yet.
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[Dec 7,2014 2:43pm - RTTP DEPT OF WITCHY WAYS ""]
Stevie Nicks looks like shit these days.
[Dec 7,2014 2:44pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
So is this sold out, or what?
[Dec 7,2014 11:09pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Just called the 24 hour addiction helpline in their video and got someone's voicemail, trying to find out which for-profit organization is behind that website that the band probably found with a quick google search to make themselves feel like they care about something other than a record contract.
[Dec 7,2014 11:45pm - can it be? ""]
is it true? can this be the fabled gayest band that rttp has ever come across? only xkikex can tell
[Dec 7,2014 11:49pm - xkikex ""]
it is gay, but is gay enough for me to make snarky remarks and then never actually do anything other than make snarky remarks? we shall see
[Dec 8,2014 12:43am - xmikex ""]
You're welcome for a top 3 thread of 2014.
[Dec 8,2014 1:01am - xkikex ""]
wow the thought occurred to me that youd respond that way, but I had hoped you would have something better
[Dec 8,2014 2:40am - Dem Connections ""]
A new level of trolling has been reached.
[Dec 8,2014 8:19am - Unreal Tournament Announcer ""]
XMIKEX HAS WON THE ROUND
[Dec 8,2014 10:46am - Yeti ""]
I am disappointed with the lack of information about their shattered dreams from this show.
[Dec 8,2014 11:22am - xmikex ""]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston
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[Dec 8,2014 11:34am - Alx_Casket ""]
The panel of judges for this Boston Showcase: Bill Millman, a former Sony music producer who worked in Artist Development and more recently as a regional promotions manager with Warner Brothers Records. Millman now owns Media Boss Television located outside of Boston.
"Panel of judges" is a bit misleading when it's only 1 dude.
The winner of the night: Rebecca Zama took first place in the showcase, she is only fifteen years old with a very bright future ahead of her.
Better luck next time at winning the chance to have a theoretical record contract, buttdarts.
[Dec 8,2014 11:35am - Sacreligion ""]
They are posting that article like it is specifically about them. So good.
On a side note, chair douche Robb Wells is posting someone's phone number on his page. Dumpster Fire trolled them pretty fucking hard this weekend and he thinks it is one of ours, but none of us have a 603 number. Something about pranking a radio station. If it was someone on here, he is posting your number on his page and encouraging harassment. Just so you know.
[Dec 8,2014 11:59am - Mystery Number ""]
The mystery number is just a telemarketer, but this guy is so self-absorbed he thinks people pranking him.
http://www.callercomplaints.com/SearchResult.aspx?Phone=603-570-9016
[Dec 8,2014 12:09pm - Yeti ""]
wow. the only red carpet at that show was the one where their dreams bled to death.
[Dec 8,2014 12:09pm - pow! right in the kisser ""]
Good thing they had that velvet barricade there to keep the screeming fans from getting out of control!
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[Dec 8,2014 12:10pm - Yeti ""]
so all in all, this thread fucking delivered.
[Dec 8,2014 12:12pm - Sacreligion ""]
It just gets better and better. Don't talk too much shit though. We are now officially blacklisted from the industry thanks to this chick:
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[Dec 8,2014 12:24pm - Yeti ""]
"in a country full of neanderthals I wear the fucking badge of honor"
[Dec 8,2014 12:34pm - narkybark ""]
I appreciate that someone thought that image was good enough to put their signature on it. Nothing says quality like jpeg artifacts and feathered edges!
[Dec 8,2014 12:48pm - Astronaut Sam Rockwell ""]
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!
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[Dec 8,2014 12:58pm - YOU JUST GOT SPITFIRED! ""]
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[Dec 8,2014 1:02pm - Cross-Examiner ""]
plz explain what repercussions came from that guy lady spitfire re: dumpster fire
[Dec 8,2014 1:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
She didn't appreciate it when I started asking her why undead Joey Ramone was blacklisting us from the industry.
[Dec 8,2014 1:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
She has CONNECTIONS.
[Dec 8,2014 1:06pm - Cross-Examiner ""]
that + the lacrosse quip = A+
[Dec 8,2014 1:12pm - Snowden ""]
Astronaut%20Sam%20Rockwell said:Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!
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[Dec 8,2014 1:21pm - Sacreligion ""]
According to SWA's reply to my comment in that article, they also get the chance to meet a real live major label rep at some point in the next few weeks, not just Live Music Shocase WINNER Rebecca Zama.
Speaking of which:
bennyhillifier
[Dec 8,2014 1:23pm - Sacreligion ""]
WINNER Rebecca Zama stunning the packed audience with her world class vocalizations.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=575234052608367
I am actually frustrated with myself at how frustrated I am with all of this nonsense.
[Dec 8,2014 1:25pm - Wait a minute there pardner!! ""]
I thought this was NOT a band battle??
HOW WAS THERE A WINNER?????
[Dec 8,2014 1:27pm - Snowden ""]
Wait%20a%20minute%20there%20pardner!! said:I thought this was NOT a band battle??
HOW WAS THERE A WINNER?????
There's only so much room on the Warner Brothers elite roster. Maybe all the other participants ended up on Rhino?
[Dec 8,2014 1:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
At Live Music Showcase, there are only losers.
[Dec 8,2014 2:19pm - xmikex ""]
Everyone here who has played music has played a show with 6 people there plus maybe the other bands and their girlfriends. It says a lot about a band if they spend the time having fun doing sketchy shit with their friends and getting in a fight in the parking lot... or if they spend it taking photos of themselves trying to convince everyone that it was a really important show.
[Dec 8,2014 2:40pm - Paullllllll ""]
Those were the glory days mike. This band is truly sad and pathetic. Their style is dated for MTV standards and thats obviously what they are attempting to go for. Their bass player looks like a sex offender that was recenetly released from walpole. They obviously only play to their many white trash relitives and random drunks who wander into the only bar they play because they know the fat sketchy owner. Fuck this band and that ugly retard of a singer needs to return that hat to the set of the al pacino movie Crusing. Shit at least S2D made me laugh.
[Dec 8,2014 2:51pm - needz band input ""]
so whos gonna post a link of this thread somewhere to bring it to the next next level?
[Dec 8,2014 3:02pm - Still-Birth Angels ""]
It does, but i don't know if Rev has enough room on the site for their long winded one-man rants.
[Dec 8,2014 3:17pm - revolutionizing music ""]
Paul...... don't worry. soon to be bumped if i can find the thread.....
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[Dec 8,2014 3:25pm - xmikex ""]
I wanted to keep this about the music and not call anyone an ugly retard but the RTTP... she's got a mind of her own.
[Dec 8,2014 3:57pm - Samantha ""]
xmikex said:The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston
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That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.
[Dec 8,2014 4:11pm - xmikex ""]
I was originally going to post the soundboard guy working the Little Mixer That Could, but the chez lounge (sp?) and painted finger nails combo was too much.
[Dec 8,2014 4:17pm - You Can't Make This Shit Up ""]
Looking over that Robb Wells guy's Facebook, apparently he gives paid "seminars" on how to succeed in the music industry. JUST. WOW.
[Dec 8,2014 4:17pm - Insider ""]
Samantha said:
xmikex said:The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston
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That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.
Sent this to Mark @ showcase live to ask if this was the pro photography we missed out on.
[Dec 8,2014 4:23pm - Still-Birth Angels ""]
For a bunch of guys who wear nail polish and bad beard/hair dye jobs, they use the word "faggot" pretty liberally.
[Dec 8,2014 4:56pm - Still wellbutrin side effects ""]
Are their guitars and drums matching their "attire"? He only gives Paid seminars on how to cope with the stigmas of being a registered sex offender.
[Dec 8,2014 5:11pm - U MAD BRO? ""]
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[Dec 8,2014 5:16pm - not actually Lucia ""]
I'LL BLACKLIST YOU FROM LIFE, MISTER
UNLIMITED POWAHHHH
[Dec 8,2014 5:27pm - Yeti ""]
U%20MAD%20BRO? said:[img]
harsh Facebook words from a grown man.
[Dec 8,2014 5:29pm - RTTP DEPT OF HORSEFACES ""]
HOBBY ROCKER ALERT!
[Dec 8,2014 5:34pm - RTTP DEPT OF BLIND HUSBANDS ""]
Reggie Farnsworth is gonna knock sense into the scene
[Dec 8,2014 5:39pm - Sacreligion ""]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!
https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/
[Dec 8,2014 5:59pm - not actually Lucia ""]
THAT'S IT! YOUR BLACKLISTED FROM ALL CANCER BENEFITS
[Dec 8,2014 6:25pm - the REAL Robb Wells is disapont son ""]
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[Dec 8,2014 7:24pm - Samantha ""]
Sacreligion said:THIS! ALL OF THIS!
https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/
Wow. That is just awful.
Let me get this straight... This guy put together a benefit show and lacked the common sense to find someone to run sound for less than $500. No money went to the people who had cancer for whom the benefit was held, and they (rightfully) felt scammed. When the woman posted about it, he responded by claiming to have cancer himself to gain sympathy, then later calling her a "dumb cunt", and going on a huge tirade, even threatening to sue her.
I could understand if this guy had no experience running shows and honestly admitted to screwing up, but it sounds like he has a long history of doing this. He sounds like a real peach.
[Dec 8,2014 7:39pm - Snowden ""]
Oof, that "benefit" page took this to a dark place.
[Dec 8,2014 7:50pm - Robb's Cancerous Nostril ""]
"Cancer benefit"
The only benefit I can see in cancer is maybe it'll kill the bass player from Stillborn Angel.
[Dec 8,2014 8:04pm - Robbs Rainbow Seminars ""]
This dude rob is a chester I hope his "cancer" disables him from commiting anymore acts of heinous incompentance. Step in a puddle and plug your bass into your crate amp. Someone should book him for a seminar and then throw tomatos at him when he shows up. Obviously his steep fee will not be paid.
[Dec 8,2014 8:38pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
I just felt kind of bad for these morons until I read the cancer posts. Now I just hope they all die.
[Dec 8,2014 10:37pm - hlrie ""]
How did I miss all of this?
It's because of crap bands like this that we can't have nice things. Shut it down!
[Dec 8,2014 10:48pm - hlrie ""]
Seriously though Sully's comments on that guy Robb's page might be the funniest things I have read in years.
[Dec 8,2014 11:01pm - xmikex ""]
The age old joke of a band sucking so bad that they throw a cancer benefit show and end up handing a bill to the cancer patient FINALLY finds a home. Much respect to SWA for pulling King Codzo's sword from the stone!
[Dec 8,2014 11:08pm - hlrie ""]
Why do they all look like David Draiman? Drayman? How the fuck do you spell his name?
[Dec 8,2014 11:55pm - Hoser ""]
Sacreligion said:THIS! ALL OF THIS!
https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/
THIS is internetz GOLD
[Dec 9,2014 1:43am - robotpie ""]
HOLY SHIT THIS GOT SO GOOD IN THE LAST 72 HOURS...I'm just going through the comments/fallout now. Highlights so far:
"365 v 13,534 and a more promising future." -SWA bragging about FB likes that they probably paid for.
Talking about a contract for a show at the Lucky Dog.
"I hope he barries you!" - Someone defending the SWA guy?
"Just WAIT til Robb gets back. He is going to tell you what the FUCK is up." - Another defender of the SWA guy.
"Fact of the matter is, I'll be going somewhere with my music " - Dude Robb from SWA
That whole cancer benefit show comments...just wow. Fuck.
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[Dec 9,2014 8:44am - Yeti ""]
wow, I didn't see that page regarding the cancer benefit. Robb Wells is a fucking cunt.
[Dec 9,2014 9:27am - makin it rain ""]
60 g stage son
[Dec 9,2014 10:50am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
xmikex said:The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston
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"Play enjoyed by all."
[Dec 9,2014 11:16am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Super legit LOL @ their personal velvet rope
by which I mean an obscure sexual act (sort of like a pink sock, just moreso)
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[Dec 9,2014 11:16am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 11:29am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 11:30am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 11:33am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
"These broken links doin' anything for ya?"
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[Dec 9,2014 12:25pm - hlrie ""]
On their page it says they played to a "packed house" for that stupid contest or whatever the hell it was.
Looking at the "photos" from the show there were maybe 8-10 people there. Wow, impressively packed house. What a bunch of douches.
[Dec 9,2014 12:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
Robb Wells pressing charges on us for the LOLs. For sending emails we didn't send and harassing them from that telemarketing number. For the LOLs.
[Dec 9,2014 12:35pm - hlrie ""]
Counter sue on the basis of his horrible "music" and poor understanding of the english language giving you PTSD. Also you now see David Drayman(Dreyman? still have no idea) every time you close your eyes.
[Dec 9,2014 12:36pm - Robb "almost has cancer" Wells ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 12:39pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
dude what
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[Dec 9,2014 12:42pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
I almost killed my wife and I on the way home from your show. I put in THAT many hours for YOU! I paid out of pocket for YOU! I put in 6 months of effort for YOU! Your welcome and sorry I couldn't raise money for you. I can't win EVERY battle.
FOR YOUUUUUUUUU
[Dec 9,2014 12:44pm - RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS ""]
If he "almost has cancer" is there way to move the process along?
[Dec 9,2014 12:45pm - xmikex ""]
That Jonathan Livingston Seagull guy is a jabroni deluxe too.
[Dec 9,2014 12:51pm - RobRiobbCancerous Nostrilb's ""]
Jonathan runs the homeless shelter benefit shows that Robb constantly trots out as an example of how much he and Stillborn Angel care about the community. Of course he's going to suck him off.
[Dec 9,2014 12:57pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Robb Wells I can't. I got lawyers involved and they wanna see this as it goes. Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards. Well, let them keep it goin. I can use words like cunt because, in a dictionary, it's not even a real word. And even if it were...I FOUGHT IN A WAR WHICH ENSURES MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IN fact, I did a double tour which means I fought for mine and fought to shut those up who are ignorant. If that needs a lawyer, then so be it.
HE FOUGHT IN A WAR FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM TO ALMOST HAVE CANCER AND DEFRAUD A CHARITY
[Dec 9,2014 12:59pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Robb Wells I never once mentioned how I had to ignore helping my family pay for my dads funeral costs because I already obligated my time and resources to this show. I left all of that out.
I've lost several family members to cancer. In fact, my whole entire dads side who has passed away ALL dies from cancer except my grandmother who lived to see 76.
I WILL have cancer. To call me a scam artist implies I've done this before and that IS slander. But, I'm a better person than that and can roll with the punches. It'll take way more than one person, or a whole family, to take me down. Not my first rodeo and not my last.
i can't even
[Dec 9,2014 1:10pm - xmikex ""]
Also I'm still laughing at the $500 sound guy for the show with 11 people.
[Dec 9,2014 1:13pm - Yeti ""]
don't you get it, I'M A SURVIVOR OF THE CANCER I'LL HAVE SOMEDAY.
[Dec 9,2014 1:13pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Oh my god I forgot about Robb's "I have magical free speech powers pew pew you can't criticize me, Veteran Magic Activate!" shit.
Is this guy retarded? I'm asking seriously. I really want to know if he's mentally slow.
[Dec 9,2014 1:16pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
I love how dude wants pats on the back for getting drunk and almost killing his wife on the way home from his cancer fraud show.
[Dec 9,2014 1:31pm - LURKER ""]
Sacreligion said:THIS! ALL OF THIS!
https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/
PAGE NOT AVAILABLE.
NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
[Dec 9,2014 1:34pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
^^^ At least now I know I'm not just blocked.
[Dec 9,2014 1:34pm - Robbs almost cancerous Dick beard ""]
"Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards."
are you kidding me? its obvious that they dont give a shit about other local musician's too. How can someone possibly be this dillusional? Ive played and been to shows at fuckin obriens on a snowy rainy tuesday night that had more people then "Westend johnnies" or whatever that super presitious dress coded high end venue had for this fag and his SUPER PROFESSIONAL MONEY MAKING BAND. Fuck this asshole and his rehashed papa roach riffs. I hope this idiot steps on a IED. Almost cancer?!?!? dick head
[Dec 9,2014 1:40pm - Sacreligion ""]
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night. :D
[Dec 9,2014 1:43pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'd like to arrange a future benefit show for Rob for his eventual cancer diagnosis. Winner of the pre-show drawing gets to stand behind the mixer and take all proceeds from the door.
[Dec 9,2014 1:47pm - RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS ""]
Can we have a benefit show where proceeds go to GIVING him cancer?
Or maybe just put one of these inside the club
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[Dec 9,2014 1:48pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Sacreligion said:Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night. :D
THANK YOU
Imgur should let you put it all in one post, FYI.
[Dec 9,2014 1:56pm - Robbs empty welbutrin prescription bottle ""]
This should be plastered all over SWA shit. Put a nail in the coffin and end this steaming waste pile of a "band". SWA does not support cancer patients however they will accept donations for thier slimeball bass players' cancer he believes he WILL have in the future.
[Dec 9,2014 1:58pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
ITT: This band almost has AIDS
[Dec 9,2014 2:01pm - Millman Millman Millman ""]
What is this?
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/emily-millman/a6/188/231
Stage Manager
Still Well Angel
2014 – 2014 (less than a year)Boston
Metal Cancer Benefit Show
[Dec 9,2014 2:02pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! What did SWA EVER do to ANY of you "people"??!!!! Stop being jealous crybaby couch faggots and GET A LIFE!
[Dec 9,2014 2:02pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
ReggieFarnsworth said:FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! What did SWA EVER do to ANY of you "people"??!!!! Stop being jealous crybaby couch faggots and GET A LIFE!
"Hello, real person who is not in SWA"
[Dec 9,2014 2:07pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
I AM HERE ON MY OWN DIY FAGGOT! SWA is WAY TOO BUSY with their band to deal with this and SOMEONE had to stand up for them!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:08pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
ALL OF YOU shitting on a band you know NOTHING ABOUT?!!!?! Who the FUCK do you think you are?!!?!
[Dec 9,2014 2:08pm - surf party ""]
If I were a cop and some 50 year old guy dressed like a teenager came in all bent out of shape because his band that nobody has ever heard of was made fun of on the internet I would lose my fucking mind
[Dec 9,2014 2:10pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF?! How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?! Robb has told me about what they are up to "behind the scenes" and its the truth that you are all just JEALOUS!!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:14pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF MICHAEL MADSEN ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 2:15pm - clarification ""]
this HAS already been added to the archive thread, correct? cause it looks like this is just getting started. love robb's blatant homophobic language, utilizing words like "faggot" and going on and on and on about cum on his page. if robb's in a band for BUSINESS and is TOTALLY SERIOUS and FAMOUS and WORLDWIDE, i wonder how many of those paid likes will retract their interest (if there was one in the first place) upon learning of this guy's professional attitude and social skills.
[Dec 9,2014 2:19pm - LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 2:19pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
Robb only does that because assholes like CumDumpster Flamers and shitbags like YOU PEOPLE instigate it!!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:19pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said:ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives
http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom
Way ahead of ya.
[Dec 9,2014 2:21pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
"paid likes"?!?! Robb says you can't even DO that!!! I know EVERYTHING that's been going on and I CAN'T WAIT until this shit hits the fan over ALL OF YOU!!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:22pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
I love that in that pic with the four kids, one of them just clearly ran out of fucks to give and is laying down onstage. ROCK STAR YEAH!
[Dec 9,2014 2:26pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
ReggieFarnsworth said:How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?!
Richard Branson has been in direct contact, and SWA will now be the OFFICIAL butt rock band of Virgin Galactic.
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[Dec 9,2014 2:26pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 2:28pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTERS LOOSERS!!!! SWA IS GOING PLACES WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR COMPUTERS JERKING OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEARS!!!! YOUR ALL GONNA WISH YOU NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:30pm - Yeti ""]
i think that might actually be Reggie Farnsworth. If not it's some quality trolling.
[Dec 9,2014 2:31pm - Yeti ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 2:32pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
I feel like "LOOSERS" and "YOUR" in one post might be pushing it a bit, even ROBB WELLS isn't that illiterate.
[Dec 9,2014 2:33pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?!?! Don't talk shit because i have the BALLS to stand up for SWA!!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:35pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
ITT: SWA, the entire band, all its members, and this entire FB circus - all just Aril. Nyc tyr, Aril. Nce tyr Aril, every one!
[Dec 9,2014 2:36pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
Yeah yeah yeah make fun of my spelling when you KNOW you have nothing REAL to say!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:38pm - ARIL IS ROBB WELLS... ROBB WELLS IS ARIL ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 2:39pm - Yeti ""]
the copious use of the words balls, cum and faggots has led to some seriously high blood pressure.
[Dec 9,2014 2:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
This makes me so happy.
[Dec 9,2014 2:44pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:45pm - Yeti ""]
ReggieFarnsworth said:It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!
hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.
[Dec 9,2014 2:45pm - LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS ""]
where's reggiefarnsworth_official?
[Dec 9,2014 2:47pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:48pm - hey ladies ""]
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[Dec 9,2014 2:51pm - robbwells memes ""]
hey%20ladies said:[img]
MOARRRR!!!
[Dec 9,2014 2:51pm - Sacreligion ""]
Yeti said:
ReggieFarnsworth said:It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!
hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.
No troll dude. Someone actually posted that craigslist thing about Sully and Robb convinced himself it was real.
[Dec 9,2014 2:53pm - Yeti ""]
hahahahaha amazing. RTTP, you make me misty-eyed sometimes.
[Dec 9,2014 2:55pm - LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS ""]
Sacreligion said:
Yeti said:
ReggieFarnsworth said:It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!
hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.
No troll dude. Someone actually posted that craigslist thing about Sully and Robb convinced himself it was real.
speaking of things that are actually* illegal in the real world..... frauuuuud. as usual.
[Dec 9,2014 3:01pm - arilliusbm ""]
Leave me out of this shit that I couldn't care less about. Thanks.
[Dec 9,2014 3:10pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
arilliusbm said:Leave me out of this shit that I couldn't care less about. Thanks.
ITT: If Arl is Still Well Angel, but Still Well Angel is me... is Arl me?
[Dec 9,2014 3:37pm - Sacreligion ""]
Thread of the year or thread of the century? Serious inquiry.
[Dec 9,2014 4:52pm - paulgreeley ""]
13k like yet this poor excuse of a band cant even draw an audience.Isnt funny that none of the big metal bands in the scene want or do play with these premadonas?Could it be their egos?The way they present themselves? (Hardest working band..pfffft) or the fact that they sound like a shittier version of Godsmack? Fucking Robb is a delusional retard who thinks he can buy his way into the industry instead of going out and earning it like all the other hard working bands. If Robbs claims that he makes so much money off his band why does he have a gofund me to fix his moms roof?Surely he can use all the swa to fix a small hole in his moms roof.
[Dec 9,2014 5:05pm - paulgreeley ""]
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!
[Dec 9,2014 5:21pm - Robb's Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
These guys Bastardizing the ALS Challength into their own insipid "SWA Challenge", wherein they were to do "wacky stunts" for money. Only got one buyer, who made them wear tutus and do a song on video for $50.
Between buying/renting the tutus and the gas money to get to their jam space they probably broke even.
Just that much closer to WORLD DOMINATION!!!1
This sleazy shit came on the heels of their hysterical Kickstarter they came up with which had all the "Things they needed to get this long-overdue dream going" (Been a band since 1999...but Robb has only been in it for just over a year).
The highlight that was brought up earlier was they were going to take their fans' $$, buy merchandise with it, and then SELL IT BACK TO THEM!!! Fucking kill yourselves...messily...on video...wearing tutus.
I'll chip in a full Benjamin for that clip.
[Dec 9,2014 5:30pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=RYDF_7Uy9zo
This is from the (since taken down) Challenge. NOONE called them out about using the ALS style challege for their own gain.
This is after they, of course, did the challenge as a band..."THE FIRST BAND TO DO THAT!!"
Nice...tutus...
[Dec 9,2014 5:37pm - paulgreeley of j.a.i.l ""]
Anyone remember when Robb used to wear a hockey mask on stage a few years ago?Claims it was to separate the onstage persona from the off stage one.Of course he'll never wear it again because it'll block that beautiful kool-aid dye job in his hair.
[Dec 9,2014 5:40pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
Piling on...
Here is the older video from before the new lineup.
Song name: "Circum"
Why? Because the chorus "Should I Circum (sic)...to my own misery..."
Can't make this shit up folks. StaindSmack wants their shitty song back...
[Dec 9,2014 5:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
How is it possible that more gems keep popping up? Infinity Wells loop.
[Dec 9,2014 5:41pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSvWRsg6Kd0
[Dec 9,2014 5:45pm - xmikex ""]
Literally cannot get my dick out fast enough for this thread
[Dec 9,2014 5:46pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
It is truly endless....
The posturing....the hyperbole...the outright lying...
Just the surface scratched. And yes, Paulgreeley...he has deleted all his "Masked" pictures...a damned shame.
[Dec 9,2014 6:08pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
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Say what you will...at least the frumpy guitarist is just swimming in fine trim
(No...those aren't novelty teeth)
[Dec 9,2014 6:11pm - paulgreeley ""]
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!
[Dec 9,2014 6:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Paulgreeley suspicions arise.
[Dec 9,2014 7:04pm - xmikex ""]
Stay on course RTTP. We're not here to bash some poor girl with dental issues.
[Dec 9,2014 7:36pm - Still well angels gayest moments part 1 ""]
http://youtu.be/EhBMzt5ucUA
[Dec 9,2014 7:54pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
I can't believe you PUSSIES are still talking shit!!! Start your own bands and MAYBE you can be 1% the success they are!!!! Then maybe your "opinions" might be worth SOMETHING!!
[Dec 9,2014 7:57pm - xmikex ""]
I do appreciate that "Funny Moments" is in quotes so that you know it's just a matter formality and there astro-turfed attempts to show their lighter side are in fact fucking stupid and embarrassing.
[Dec 9,2014 8:01pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
OK, after watching that video, I feel stupider, and yet more assured that Robb is, in fact, retarded.
[Dec 9,2014 8:02pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
RETARDED?!?! THEY HAVE A WORLDWIDE FANBASE!!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!?!
[Dec 9,2014 8:03pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
The proper number of chromosomes, for starters.
[Dec 9,2014 8:15pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
I was "TRYING" to play nice because Robb asked me too but now I can say what I want! Your all just TALENTLESS JEALOUS PUSSIES behind a computer with NOTHING better to do!!! They'll be laughing all the way to the bank when NO HALO drops GLOBALLY!!! And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL
[Dec 9,2014 8:20pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
ReggieFarnsworth said:And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL
No kool-aid in our hair and the ability to count to 20 with our shoes on.
[Dec 9,2014 8:25pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!! Maybe they should look like a bunch of homeless people on stage. THAT WILL WORK!!! LMFAO!!! YOU MORON!!
[Dec 9,2014 8:33pm - really ""]
There's no way this can be real. Nobody actually gives this much of a fuck.
[Dec 9,2014 8:39pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
You're right, joke's on me, I want one of those sweet(read: stupid) cowboy hats and a soul patch that looks like I ate out some bleeding Worcester pussy. How do I get those?
[Dec 9,2014 8:42pm - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL
[Dec 9,2014 8:45pm - xmikex ""]
Dueling comments posted 1 minute apart. SOUNDS LEGIT.
[Dec 9,2014 9:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
xmikex said:Dueling comments posted 1 minute apart. SOUNDS LEGIT.
Having been heavily involved in this on here and Facebook I can confidently say that the Reggie on here is the Reggie on Robb's posts.
[Dec 9,2014 9:31pm - Sacreligion ""]
Only unblocking someone from your Facebook page to have an actual debate, proceeding to call them a faggot, losing said argument, threatening to go to the police, then deleting the whole thing is real.
See also: Cancer Benefit Event Page.
[Dec 9,2014 10:10pm - Still-Birth Angels ""]
ReggieFarnsworth said:Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!!
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[Dec 9,2014 10:45pm - Quote of the thread ""]
Robb‘s%AWOL%20Left%20Nut said:The proper number of chromosomes, for starters.
Best. Response. Ever.
[Dec 9,2014 11:00pm - xmikex ""]
ReggieFarnsworth said:I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL
Have fun with yours. Better hope you don't get cancer.
[Dec 9,2014 11:30pm - paulgreeley ""]
How can a band have a world wide fan base when they can't even sellout a show at the fucking Sad Cafe?! Stop kissing Robb's ass Reggie and get a clue.
[Dec 9,2014 11:41pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
Wouldn't some of that "Worldwide fanbase", 13,000 strong, EVER POST on a single, repeated ad nauseum status?
It's the same thing every post.
"We are excited about something!!!"
*Crickets*
*Robb likes own post*
*Robb likes post as State Of Corrections*
*More Crickets*
And Reggie is literally a Johnny-Cum-Lately. Way to pick this as your bandwagon to jump on...you half-retarded, illiterate homophobe.
You and your KoolAid goatee and closeted tendencies fit right in.
[Dec 10,2014 1:44am - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
How to ruin a fund raiser for cancer victims.
http://imgur.com/a/cl0Mb
[Dec 10,2014 3:56am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
http://www.thepulsemag.com/wordpress/worcester-music-awards/comment-page-2
Worcester Pulse Music Awards
If you scroll down to the comments section, you will find our masked crusader nominating himself for the "Lifetime Achievement Award" without a hint of irony.
The douchebaggery. It's endless.
[Dec 10,2014 4:47am - Sacreligion ""]
I knew this guy had issues before all of this started but holy fucking shit. It still keeps coming.
[Dec 10,2014 4:52am - Sacreligion ""]
Taken from Facebook. I am guessing from the cancer benefit.
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[Dec 10,2014 4:55am - Sacreligion ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 5:04am - Sacreligion ""]
http://www.reverbnation.com/musician/robbwells
"Just here to rule the world along with my band at my side."
I wonder if his band that he joined last year is aware of this.
[Dec 10,2014 6:23am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og
When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"
Meanwhile, he goes to Red Sox games...and Rock & Shock...and spends who knows how much of this joke of a band...
[Dec 10,2014 6:34am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/1483986001844627/
Another failed benefit for their "biggest fan"...
Blamed the other bands (again) for it's miserable failure.
Again pictures with 10 people there...
More broken promises...again dragging a sick person to the scene of the mega-fail
[Dec 10,2014 6:55am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Gotta get that full hour of autograph signing! Signing little kids' hands and their fat mother's FOMPA takes time!
[Dec 10,2014 7:31am - wut ""]
10am sound check and autographed bass strings = worse than tommy d
[Dec 10,2014 8:16am - brick in yo face ""]
lol @ this guys nasal polyps. Shouldnt have done so much blow back in the 80s when he was in his late thirties.
[Dec 10,2014 8:44am - A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors ""]
Thanks for scamming my grandma out of my chemo money you faggots.
[Dec 10,2014 8:49am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said:http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og
When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"
Hey, he's doing the best that he can / best he ever did. Sounds like you should just GERR AWHEYYY
[Dec 10,2014 8:58am - xmikex ""]
*Logs out*
*NLI's as SIGNATURE COWBOY HAT*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE MOST SIGNATURE HAT OF ALL TIME!!
[Dec 10,2014 9:06am - Yeti ""]
how does one autograph bass strings?
[Dec 10,2014 9:11am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Hey now, Robb never claimed to be a real angel. He’s got no halo.
NO!
HALO!
NO!
HALO!
NO!
TALENT!
[Dec 10,2014 9:17am - Columbo ""]
Got a sinking feeling that Reggie Farnsworth is Robb. There is a striking SIMILARITY in 'THERE' horrible grammar & liberal USE! of caps-lock & quotes.
[Dec 10,2014 9:30am - LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS ""]
reggie farnsworth is 100% guaranteed a fake account made by rob to give fake applause and fanfare to his swa posts.
[Dec 10,2014 9:32am - LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS ""]
51 friends and a pic of a dude w/ a kool aid dyed beard sounds legit
[Dec 10,2014 9:43am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/groups/461742263857214/permalink/864103966954373/
Apparently Boston needs Stillborn Angels to put them BACK on THE map FOR WORLD DOMINATIONALIZING or something.
Still want to know what Robb's mental infirmity is, because it's amazing. Who would trust this guy to work with electricity and not lick the wires? And what's with their fat roadie/hype man?
Layers of mystery to this band. I am intrigued.
[Dec 10,2014 9:46am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/
This is like Christmas. Watch Robb have a giant temper tantrum halfway down the page because nobody is booking them, while trying to say at the same time that the booking is going great and they're on their way to world domination.
[Dec 10,2014 9:55am - Alx_Casket ""]
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.
[Dec 10,2014 10:00am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Plus, you know he'll just delete anything that contradicts their image of themselves as these super huge rock stars anyway.
[Dec 10,2014 10:10am - Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts ""]
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.
Then the whole 'we're going for it' vibe at a late stage in life. At some point having dreams becomes a little faggy. A little sad, but meh.
Then the cancer weirdness.
Then the delusions-13000 fans and 30 person crowds after 15 years of sub-mediocrity should send your internal Bayesian network into a tizzy.
The crash and burn factor on this is a little higher than flight 175, keep up the pathetic but necessary work gentlemen.
[Dec 10,2014 10:17am - A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors ""]
After getting ripped off for all my cancr funds I wish I was a stillborn angel. Which in Rob speak means I was almost aborted.
[Dec 10,2014 10:20am - Rod swells ""]
Alx_Casket said:On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.
Reminds me of Garfield without Garfield
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[Dec 10,2014 10:35am - Alx_Casket ""]
Haha, I'd contribute to a gofundme for Rob Wells minus facebook replies comic strip.
[Dec 10,2014 10:51am - Priceless Bass Strings ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 10:55am - Priceless Bass Strings ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 10:55am - RTTP thread mechanic ""]
Uncle%20Tom said:When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.
Well, here's the problem - looks like you're a fagget! That'll be $18 P&L, please.
[Dec 10,2014 11:11am - Priceless Bass Strings ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 11:13am - Priceless Bass Strings ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 11:24am - Indonesia ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 11:28am - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
Who the fuck do these Hot Topics Godsmack Kool aid hair 90's throwback rejects think they are? Nobody wants your fucking autograph you ego maniacal self aggrandizing fuckwad ingrate motherfuckers. Matching outfits are for faggets that care more about image than what their sucky band sounds like and this band sounds so bad I hope their bad music makes all their shitfuck glow in the dark Marilyn Manson douche fans slit their wrists.
[Dec 10,2014 12:00pm - Yeti ""]
GRILLED DICKCHEESE HAS SPOKEN
[Dec 10,2014 12:44pm - Jealous losers ""]
you just wish you had awesome sponsors like us
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[Dec 10,2014 1:07pm - The Real Truth ""]
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.
[Dec 10,2014 1:11pm - Rodd swells ""]
The%20Real%20Truth said:It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.
Clearly, making passive-aggresive comments to unspecified targets and without logging in is the high road to take.
[Dec 10,2014 1:15pm - old wise man on a hill ""]
Except no one in the funderground autographs used bass strings and grow cancer cells in petri dishes in case they need them someday. It's entirely possible to be real and play for fun without proclaiming yourself a messiah in your own mind.
[Dec 10,2014 1:16pm - The Real Truth ""]
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .
[Dec 10,2014 1:20pm - Rodd swells ""]
whats a funderground? i dont think that word is real. which is "funny" considering your handle on this board.
[Dec 10,2014 1:25pm - muddy may sugginz ""]
Here's the entire conversation between Robb and Sully yesterday. Presented in gorgeous shitty Tumblr format
http://bananab0at69.tumblr.com/
[Dec 10,2014 1:33pm - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.
[Dec 10,2014 1:34pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
The%20Real%20Truth said:Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .
You appear to have a very hazy grasp of what that term means, sir.
[Dec 10,2014 1:50pm - The Real Truth ""]
Says the man who plays in a funderground party thrash band
[Dec 10,2014 1:50pm - Yeti ""]
I'm a proud basement dweller in a shitty metal band.
[Dec 10,2014 1:51pm - Aril is mad bro ""]
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified
[Dec 10,2014 1:54pm - Yeti ""]
TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject said:You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.
if it was listed in order, it wouldn't make it any less retarded.
[Dec 10,2014 1:57pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Dude how has this not actually been posted, yet. This is the most MEHHYEAHHHEYARRRRRR that any band has ever been, ever. *bonus points for douchebag 50s mic cradling and "hand patting heart" faux sincerity*
bennyhillifier
[Dec 10,2014 1:58pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Plus now we know why Robb talks about cum so much.
[Dec 10,2014 1:59pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
It's like Staind took a bunch of thalidomide and then had a baby with Days of the NEHHH-HYEAAAHHHH
[Dec 10,2014 2:03pm - muddy may sugginz ""]
http://imgur.com/a/Ym5uA
Here's the conversation on imgur. It just reads backwards because Fuck technology
[Dec 10,2014 2:08pm - muddy may sugginz ""]
muddy%20may%20sugginz said: http://imgur.com/a/Ym5uA
Here's the conversation on imgur. It just reads backwards because Fuck technology
it's still in no order. Fuck it, I give up. Its all there. You can figure it out.
[Dec 10,2014 2:08pm - Yeti ""]
I'm pretty sure by the tone the bass drum in that song is a 5 gallon bucket.
[Dec 10,2014 2:10pm - muddy may sugginz ""]
http://imgur.com/a/biksr
FUCK!
[Dec 10,2014 2:24pm - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
When you upload the images, make sure they are listed from 1-whatever. When I have time I will organize it.
[Dec 10,2014 2:34pm - Some Guy ""]
I don't know If anyone actually has made it as far as 2:00 into That fucking terrible "Circum" Video but you should hear how he sings the Lyric "Taken Backaaaahhh"
[Dec 10,2014 2:35pm - Some Guy ""]
"10 steps Backaahhhhhh"
[Dec 10,2014 2:37pm - Sacreligion ""]
The best part is definitely their overall enthusiasm about the song they are playing.
[Dec 10,2014 2:42pm - 13000 fans! ""]
The views on this thread are creeping up on the amount of "fans" STA have! Maybe they should buy ad space here.
[Dec 10,2014 2:43pm - Sacreligion ""]
Or how he spells like he sings. It takes a special kind of stupid to turn "succumb" into "circum".
[Dec 10,2014 2:52pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
I can't stop giggling at "TICKERTS"
[Dec 10,2014 2:57pm - arilliusbm ""]
Aril%20is%20mad%20bro said:excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified
Yeah, because I'm the only person who has ever used that stupid fucking term.
Also, the sky is blue and a bear shits in the woods.
[Dec 10,2014 3:02pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
arilliusbm said:
Aril%20is%20mad%20bro said:excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified
Yeah, because I'm the only person who has ever used that stupid fucking term.
Also, the sky is blue and a bear shits in the woods.
See, I would've said "not quite understanding the term funderground, T.I." - but accualy was not Arl al algno.
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[Dec 10,2014 3:04pm - arilliusbm ""]
Thread needs more
RISK OF RAIN
[Dec 10,2014 3:05pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
arilliusbm said:Thread needs more
RISK OF RAIN
Hit me up on STEREHEYEAM
[Dec 10,2014 4:08pm - question for rob ""]
Just curious what's up with the backwards N in your logo? Is there a secret meaning? I'll post a pic of their logo so you know what I'm talking about.
Thanks guys!
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[Dec 10,2014 4:12pm - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
muddy%20may%20sugginz said:http://imgur.com/a/biksr
FUCK!
FIXED
http://imgur.com/a/D40n0
[Dec 10,2014 4:22pm - only reggie = robb is real ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/470840773013872/
Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!
...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.
[Dec 10,2014 4:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
only%20reggie%20=%20robb%20is%20real said:https://www.facebook.com/events/470840773013872/
Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!
...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.
Robb: Only MY band can play center stage at MY birthday show with MY grammy nominated band!
Also, LOL @ 21+ after-party at the same American Legion.
[Dec 10,2014 4:35pm - On the other anal bead ""]
at least THIS guy has it together
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[Dec 10,2014 4:47pm - muddy may sugginz ""]
Does anyone know how old Robb actually is?
[Dec 10,2014 4:47pm - Alx_Casket ""]
bennyhillifier
[Dec 10,2014 4:48pm - only reggie = robb is real ""]
Im still baffled that one of their "tour" demands is that they will only play venues with 500+ capacity when their local shows only bring in 30 people in which 95% of them are in the other bands that are playing that night. These guys are absolutely unfuckingbelievable!
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/events?key=past&ref=5
Their past events show nothing but terrible attendance at venues that ive never even heard of.
Aaaaannnndddd......they actually did a battle of the bands for a chance to open up for HINDER!!
[Dec 10,2014 5:01pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ONCOLOGY ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 5:04pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Listening to that video right now:
5:45 - the host responds with how he needs to check out that video dump page because underground rock that hasn't been through the major label meatgrinder is like awesome
10:00 - talk about how the scene is dying because so many bands are trying to do the same thing
14:45 - Without touring, you're only making pennies
15:30 - Now that there's 3d printers, you can download a tshirt too!
18:30 - Actually, fuck this.
[Dec 10,2014 6:08pm - paulgreeley ""]
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Because when you are FAMOUS world wide amd have 13k likes on facebook it only makes sense that the second show from the KHAOS tour is played at a thrift store.One step closer to world domination.
[Dec 10,2014 6:12pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject said:How to ruin a fund raiser for cancer victims.
http://imgur.com/a/cl0Mb
Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"
Am I getting this right?
[Dec 10,2014 6:30pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said:
Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"
Am I getting this right?
Seems about right, yeah.
[Dec 10,2014 7:00pm - Robb wells should get real cancer ""]
I booked a show a while back....the hall cost 380 dollars, paid some kid with a p.a 50 dollars. Charged 8 dollars at the door. With paying money to all the bands and certain bands guarante's I still made out with a grand. How did his loser set up a 50,000 dollar event?? what!?!? This guy is a fucking asshole and his FAT band members suck just as much. Fucking freaks
[Dec 10,2014 9:19pm - xmikex ""]
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
[Dec 10,2014 9:24pm - TICKERTZ FOR TUBBY TWINNZ ""]
Wood yew lahk uh tikkert tuh mah shoew?!
[Dec 10,2014 9:45pm - pee pee bum bum ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 11:06pm - TICKERTMERSTRR ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 11:26pm - TICKERTMERSTRR ""]
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[Dec 10,2014 11:35pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ARCHIVES ""]
xmikex said:This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.
[Dec 10,2014 11:40pm - paulgreeley ""]
I really dig robb's pretty nail polish in that meme.Just a thought but aren't most 40 something year old men who wear nail polish usually drag queens?
[Dec 11,2014 12:55am - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved
[Dec 11,2014 1:50am - Sacreligion ""]
Whilst trying to determine when Lady Spitfire was going to blacklist me I came across this:
https://www.facebook.com/metalmotivation
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[Dec 11,2014 6:06am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Longdeadgod_nli said:You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved
Lady Spitfire would probably come defend her favoritest band in the world, but any place she and her friends can't delete comments and blacklist people is not a safe place for her.
[Dec 11,2014 6:42am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/360298280790440/?ref=5
Who the fuck makes an event for their album mixing and invites people to watch a stream of it? What the hell is the point of that?
[Dec 11,2014 7:26am - TOM HANKS ""]
CRYING? THERE'S NO CRYING IN METAL
[Dec 11,2014 8:09am - surf party ""]
Robb‘s%20AWOL%20Left%20Nut said:https://www.facebook.com/events/360298280790440/?ref=5
Who the fuck makes an event for their album mixing and invites people to watch a stream of it? What the hell is the point of that?
I have a large dvd collection of people dicking around with protools
[Dec 11,2014 8:25am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
If you read down the comments, apparently the stream didn't even work, anyway.
[Dec 11,2014 8:32am - xmikex ""]
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20ARCHIVES said:
xmikex said:This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.
NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.
The guy who is a pariah and lives in hiding now? Yeah we're all great pals.
And the fact that we all knew him disproves my point how?
[Dec 11,2014 8:37am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
also, RTTP now #1 and #2 hits for
"still well angel" "dick beard"
but down to #6 for "dead ICP baby"
[Dec 11,2014 8:38am - xmikex ""]
"Technical difficulties" = there was no one else on the other end of the Skype session
[Dec 11,2014 8:41am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
They shoulda tried Gergle hengherrrts.
[Dec 11,2014 9:42am - TOM HANKS ""]
Still WELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSOOONNNN Angel
[Dec 11,2014 9:55am - RTTP DEPT OF ANOTHER FAILED BENEFIT ""]
SWA was so upset about this thread that they booked a benefit against bullying.
https://www.facebook.com/events/247707572057323
This is a Acoustic show featuring:
9:15-10pm Still Well Angel
8:30-9pm Cody Care
7:45-8:15pm Ron LaChapelle
Show starts at 7pm...No Cover
Legacy X will be there to collect anti bullying messages as well. Go to Legacyx.com for more info.
Bring any new/used unwanted clothes/toys/housewares for donation to help fight against Bullying. 180° Shoppe donates all of it's proceeds to Blueskies Wellness, Inc. a local nonprofit agency dedicated to ending bullying in the Merrimack Valley area.
You heard it. The venue will be donating all proceeds (of which there will be none since there is no cover and no one attending anyways) to an anti-bullying organization that will be too docile to complain about not actually getting any money. They will also be collecting blankets and clothing to end bullying because bullies are helpless against blankets.
All in all it's a chance for them to promote SWA and some amazing acts (I heard Ron LaChappelle has a hilarious bit on grape drink) and support a less tangible cause that an 18 month old baby won't die from when they don't raise any money.
FULL SUPPORT!!
[Dec 11,2014 10:22am - Logical Falacy ""]
Robb hates bullying unless it involves calling someone a faggot or a cunt
[Dec 11,2014 10:24am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Robb hates bullying unless someone smaller than him pisses him off and he's got a legion of people(including Downsy Ramone there, Lady Spitfire) to back him up. Then it's justice.
[Dec 11,2014 10:46am - Jason Stone ""]
I must advise you all that if you persist in making these posts you are in essence writing yourselves one way tickertz to the hoosgowl.
[Dec 11,2014 11:12am - Sacreligion ""]
I don't want to keep posting but I keep Circumming to the urge.
[Dec 11,2014 11:15am - STERP_BURLERS ""]
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[Dec 11,2014 11:17am - UHRNREAL TUHRMAMENT ANEHRNCER ""]
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEHRNSTEHR KEHRL
[Dec 11,2014 12:05pm - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:I don't want to keep posting but I keep Circumming to the urge.
you need to learn to Circumvent the desire by Circumabulating and Circumnavigating the Circumference.
[Dec 11,2014 12:12pm - Sacreligion ""]
Wert?
[Dec 11,2014 12:31pm - Samantha ""]
All of this circumflexing circumstantial evidence is creating a circumambience other than originally circumscribed.
[Dec 11,2014 12:40pm - KIRHSTERN DURNST ""]
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[Dec 11,2014 12:46pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Man, I would give nearly anything to get video of SWA Unplugged.
[Dec 11,2014 12:52pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
There's some good RRRRs in there. 2:20-2:25isb specifically.
[Dec 11,2014 1:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
I go to a dark place when I listen to this song.
[Dec 11,2014 1:06pm - SWA DEPT OF CHARITABLE CHARITIES ""]
Hey little kid. Sorry you were bullied and called names. Here's a second hand B.U.M Equipment sweater with a cigarette burn that will solve all your problemsssssMMMMRRRYEAAAHH!!!!
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[Dec 11,2014 1:17pm - Yeti ""]
I hate the way his voice shits out whenever he has to "scream". It's such a cheap way of vocalizing.
[Dec 11,2014 1:31pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Sacreligion said:
There's some good RRRRs in there. 2:20-2:25isb specifically.
You are a god among men.
[Dec 11,2014 1:32pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
This is the worst Slapshot cover I've ever heard.
bennyhillifier
[Dec 11,2014 1:33pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
From the video description:
Playing No Friend of Mineion
You can't make this shit up.
[Dec 11,2014 1:33pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Although I think "Mieyhiahwn" is more of an accurate spelling.
[Dec 11,2014 1:35pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
(The one random dude dancing around by himself @ 2:52 while the bassist jackasses around with his wireless is just priceless.)
[Dec 11,2014 1:42pm - DAYS OF THE NEW ""]
DYA%20is%20LITERATE%20LULZ%20LIBRARIAN said:This is the worst Slapshot cover I've ever heard.
bennyhillifier[/QUOTE
can this fagget wear his days of the new signature guitar any fucking lower? he's basically resting his balls on top of it. if he has them.
[Dec 11,2014 1:48pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
I just keep finding better and better videos, this pit has no bottom.
[Dec 11,2014 1:59pm - RTTP DEPT OF EMPTY BUTTDART VENUES ""]
Working overtime here trying to find and document new empty spaces for SWA to play. They have a video of themselves playing to an empty room in just about every conceivable buttdart venue in northeastern Massachusetts. My wife tells me I need to take some time off, but the resolve of this band to play to a giant empty room surrounded by $1000 worth of PA equipment is just too strong.
oh well... BACK WORRRRHKKMMMRRRYEAAAAH
[Dec 11,2014 2:46pm - Truth ""]
I'm sure Still Well Angel loves all the free publicity they're getting on here.
[Dec 11,2014 2:49pm - Sacreligion ""]
Butthurt PMs would disagree with that statement.
[Dec 11,2014 2:53pm - xmikex ""]
Yes, the same people threatening to sue everyone making fun of them are just loving this.
"Truth" knocks it out of the park again.
[Dec 11,2014 2:58pm - DAYS OF THE NEW ""]
post the butthurt pm's plz sacreligion
[Dec 11,2014 3:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Okie dokie.
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[Dec 11,2014 3:23pm - wobb rells ""]
nothing screams rock and roll louder than grown ass "men" whining about cyber bullying
[Dec 11,2014 3:25pm - Sacreligion ""]
Please note that this PM was sent after repeated attempts to alert them of the scam they were participating in and that no actual label representatives would be present.
[Dec 11,2014 3:25pm - Big Shot Businessman ""]
Whenever I nicely and professionally ask someone to do something, I always make sure to talk shit to them at the same time.
[Dec 11,2014 3:28pm - LABEL SHOWCASE ""]
There may not have been winners (besides that 15 year old girl that won), but there were certainly losers.
[Dec 11,2014 3:28pm - wobb rells ""]
the funny thing is, they all know none of that is true. they didnt sell out the place, no body is jealous, the place was not packed. what is he really trying to prove
[Dec 11,2014 3:28pm - Smoked a Big Cigar and Drove a Cadillac Car ""]
I think this band's outta sight!
[Dec 11,2014 3:46pm - muddy may sugginz ""]
This band is the goose that laid the golden shit. They just keep giving. I think there can't possibly be any more funny and then someone posts another new thing.
[Dec 11,2014 3:47pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
"I am asking you nicely and professionally to stop, something something crying on your couch like a doo-doo dumdum head. Ur jelly, hardest-working band, etc. etc. Now here's Robb with some thoughts about cum."
[Dec 11,2014 3:48pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
>> "it STOPS now"
>> it doesn't stop
[Dec 11,2014 3:51pm - wobb rells ""]
mike you should have just dropped a "shutup fagget"
[Dec 11,2014 3:54pm - Sacreligion ""]
That dude just liked Dumpster Fire's page. Stay tuned for what is sure to be a well-written and professional thesis as to why we suck.
[Dec 11,2014 3:56pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
I'll just leave this here
"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"
Come hang out with ROBB of SWA and some of his fellow bassists as they go headstock to headstock to see who will be "king for a day" on the bass! He'd be happy with just being a Prince but he'd be even happier if ALL of you were there to see it representing with your HEADS OF RED!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1461470744109983/
[Dec 11,2014 3:59pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Well, this outta be interesting. I've burned the tips of 3 of my fingers on my "picking" hand. I typically play bass with my fingers (in Still Well Angel I use a pick) but, I guess today... pick it is!
What? You didn't think I'd bail for a few burnt fingers, did ya?
GAME ON! How many "heads of red" will I see tonight?
"When this sucks, here's my preordered excuse as to why"
[Dec 11,2014 4:00pm - Snowden ""]
DYA%20is%20LITERATE%20LULZ%20LIBRARIAN said:I'll just leave this here
"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"
What's up with the gimp mask?
[Dec 11,2014 4:01pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
also "headstock to headstock"
OO=======o o======OO
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[Dec 11,2014 4:03pm - MERP! MERP! BATTLE JACKET ALERT! ""]
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Who is the douchebag with the thunderbird and battle jacket? MERP MERP MERP!
[Dec 11,2014 4:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
http://www.wmur.com/news/third-annual-base...petition-crowns-new-winner/27396030
HE LOST?! WHAT?!
[Dec 11,2014 4:08pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Jesus. Did proper grammar fuck these guys behind a bar when they were drunk? Is that why SWA refuses to have anything to do it?
[Dec 11,2014 4:09pm - Red Head Redemption ""]
Only our boys in SWA would take a general event like that and make their own page which of course is FEATURING their own player who also happens to be a nobody.
"WOW! I seriously got all warm inside. Even got goosebumps! The amount of sharing for this event is so friggin' AWESOME! I never realized, before, how much support I have. So FUCKING blessed!"
10 WENT
11 MAYBE
1100 INVITED
[Dec 11,2014 4:15pm - lol $250 ""]
"Charles Berthoud won the contest and received $250."
He could use that $250 to buy a pair of autographed strings from the contest's most prominent loser ROBB WELLS OF STILL WELL ANGELLLLLAAAYYYMRREEYEAH!!!
[Dec 11,2014 4:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Or donate to Still Well Angel and double their current GoFundMe total.
[Dec 11,2014 4:20pm - Don'tFundMe ""]
Robb's plans have more holes in them than his mom's roof.
[Dec 11,2014 4:21pm - 420 ""]
420 toke up faggets
[Dec 11,2014 4:22pm - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
Only saying you've never instigated an argument or threatened anyone, then deleting this post before you go to the police is real. (My apologies, some of the comments were not expanded.)
http://imgur.com/a/JJbCf
[Dec 11,2014 4:28pm - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
To paraphrase shrunken comments:
Robb: "Sully is just an asshole who was mad his friend's band didn't get paid on that benefit! Erick and I had a signed agreement and he knows he broke it!"
Lucia: "Those guys are dicks! Just jealous losers! I am going to blacklist them for doing this and then we'll see where they get!"
[Dec 11,2014 4:30pm - RTTP AND 1 ""]
Don‘tFundMe said:more holes in them than his mom's roof.
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#shotsfired
[Dec 11,2014 5:14pm - Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells ""]
Is reggie the igor of SWA? Robb says something and this douche is all over his fake cancer covered micro penis
[Dec 11,2014 5:16pm - Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells ""]
And who the fuck is this halloween decoration of a woman lucia? Blacklisting bands? FROM WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DOES SHE DO!!?!?! These people disgust me to the point of serious anger.
[Dec 11,2014 5:21pm - Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells ""]
Blacklisting people from the industry??How can these freaks be so fucking delusional? Its like they are a bunch of little kids playing house. FUCKING AWFUL!
[Dec 11,2014 5:36pm - Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass ""]
Robb Wells
BASSIST FOR STILL WELL ANGEL = automatic last place.
Stick to wearing gimp masks and your cum collection, because your bass playing is pathetic.
[Dec 11,2014 5:52pm - r to the o double b ""]
Look at how he's holding his bass in that picture. Seriously. The gimp mask. This a a fifty year old man.
[Dec 11,2014 5:55pm - Sacreligion ""]
178 year old Robb Wells is disappoint.
[Dec 11,2014 6:00pm - r to the o double b ""]
I'm surprised no one's come to defend themselves. Or at least threaten to sue us.
[Dec 11,2014 6:11pm - CHARLES_BERTHOUD ""]
HEAR YE HEAR YE MOTHERFUCKAZ. THE REIGNING BASS CHAMP IS HERE. C.B. 12 STRANGS WITH 250 DEAD MOTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENTS IN MY POCKET.
Lemme tell you basic niggas what's up with Robb Wells. That nigga couldn't out bass me if I jerked off a lawn mower first. That bitch nigga play like Cliff Burton AFTER his ass got flattened. Nigga's slap harmonics sound like Newman from Seinfeld chewing on his own diarrhea.
I'm better than him, Josh Staples, errybody! Especially Josh Staples.
Thanks for letting me post guys. First time long time. Peace love and god homies
[Dec 11,2014 6:12pm - a really important guy ""]
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000
[Dec 11,2014 6:17pm - wobb rells ""]
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT
[Dec 11,2014 6:20pm - Sacreligion ""]
wobb%20rells said:i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT
Troll identified.
[Dec 11,2014 6:23pm - xmikex ""]
a%20really%20important%20guy said:backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000
I can't take credit for this. When RTTP comes together as a community, as the prophet Pepelis once foretold, we are as strong as we are /r/etarded.
[Dec 11,2014 7:01pm - Drunken Tom Hanks style baseball manager ""]
http://youtu.be/sR3uY8Fd9U8
Wendy's and hot topic proudly presents SON OF BACONATOR
[Dec 11,2014 7:24pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
So does this guy always paint his nails or just for performances and shitty jam videos?
[Dec 11,2014 7:25pm - Roth from Crackdust ""]
i keep seeing advertisements to 'like' these equinsu ochas all over facebook here in botswana. this band sucks!!!
[Dec 11,2014 8:14pm - LOL ""]
This band doesn't know the 90's ended.
[Dec 11,2014 8:55pm - Robbs 3rd tour of duty ""]
I've never met him in person. Is Robb this horrible in person too?
[Dec 11,2014 9:16pm - SEEMSLEGIT ""]
Taken from the Still Well Angel Fan Club. The one with a whopping 125 members. And yes, almost all of those comments are band members or roadie guy.
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[Dec 11,2014 9:24pm - LADIES MAN ""]
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[Dec 11,2014 9:32pm - Matt Cheese SWA ""]
misery loves company, huh? bunch of faggot cum dumpster buttfaces!
[Dec 11,2014 11:23pm - 'SUP GUYS ""]
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[Dec 11,2014 11:51pm - WUT? ""]
DIS SHIT COST FIDDY FO DOLLA!! FUK DAT!!!!!!
http://www.petergrimm.com/Shop_peter_grimm/drifter_4/crystal.html
DO WILLIE NELSON SHOP IN DAT STOR????
[Dec 11,2014 11:59pm - Burnsy ""]
That hat is so fucking edgy!
[Dec 12,2014 12:03am - Gay for walls ""]
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[Dec 12,2014 12:11am - SWA Photoshop Contest ""]
Winner gets a a pair of signed guitar strings.
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[Dec 12,2014 12:16am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
just got home from practice and I see that this thread has hit 600 posts and 10,000 views. Bova smiles on us all.
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[Dec 12,2014 12:22am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
I've known Anders for many years. We met sometime ago when we had a vision (shared by others) of creating a festival that many rock/metal/goth/punk acts would be a part of...The N.E.P.G.M. Festival.
Upon leaving that, Anders and I shared MANY conversations on how we could help our scene. Some of them conversations led to her creating Dark Sky Productions and later led to her becoming an instructor at The SCHOOL OF ROCK - BOSTON.
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!
^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away. He literally takes credit for her starting her production co.
She actually formed it when a friend quit booking at a place. She had never booked before, so she formed Dark Sky. (From her ACTUAL friend's comments after her death)
He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.
[Dec 12,2014 12:44am - xmikex ""]
I don't leave home without my legions of fans, rock n roll in my heart and my Peter Grimm haberdashery. I want people to stare at my giant wisdom tooth surgery cheeks so I can save my male pattern baldness mohawk for special occasions.
[Dec 12,2014 12:55am - PARTY HARD ""]
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[Dec 12,2014 1:24am - skenster ""]
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it
But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.
[Dec 12,2014 1:50am - robotpie ""]
KORNER OF KHAOTIC ROOFS
http://i.imgur.com/Nx1N1Tj.png
This is actually starting to bum me out
[Dec 12,2014 8:32am - Yeti ""]
hey guys, could you save me a KORNER OF THAT CAKEOSS?
[Dec 12,2014 9:11am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Sorry, all out of CAKEOSS. Wait until tomorrow though, we’re GETTING a BRAND NEW WORLD PREMIER CAKE! With MISPELLED LYRICS! Tune in tomorrow Yeti and get some CAKEKILL CAKELONIS!
[Dec 12,2014 9:13am - xmikex ""]
Help me out here. Did Robb start a GoFundMe to get his roof repaired?
[Dec 12,2014 9:17am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
skenster said:The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it
But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.
Just the delusion in general - seriously, sucking is one thing, but the sheer "we are literally 5 minutes away from making it in The Biz at ALL TIMES / have somehow paradoxically already made it in The Biz and live rockstar lives while putting up Kickstarters to pay off back cable bills, lotto ticket commitments, etc." of it all is like
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[Dec 12,2014 9:35am - NYAC ""]
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT
[Dec 12,2014 9:41am - OLD TYME BUTTROCK ""]
YOU'VE GOT CANCER AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I DON'T LIKE THE CYBERBULLYING YOU DO
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU WANT YOUR CANCER MONEY ITS EASY TO SEE
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I TOLD DUMPSTER FIRE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN COME AROUND
AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE 18 MONTHS OLD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BENEFIT SHOW
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HANG AROUND
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I POST
LAUGHING AT MY GOFUND ME
DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DIRT IN BILL MILLMAN'S EYES!!?!!
[Dec 12,2014 9:42am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
NYAC said:NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT
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[Dec 12,2014 9:44am - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
I can't fucking wait for the B4B cover of that cover.
[Dec 12,2014 10:02am - OLD TYME BUTTROCK ""]
FYI, Their Reverbnation page as the rippinest question box.
http://www.reverbnation.com/stillwellangel
[Dec 12,2014 10:11am - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
IT'S FINALLY HERE
bennyhillifier
[Dec 12,2014 10:21am - Yeti ""]
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[Dec 12,2014 10:21am - Yeti ""]
the EHR's and HYUH's are strong with this one.
[Dec 12,2014 10:22am - we've had enough. ""]
JEEEEEEEE-YUST
GO!
[Dec 12,2014 10:25am - keeping the scene strong ""]
nice ripoff boys!
bennyhillifier
[Dec 12,2014 10:33am - YouTube Enthusiast ""]
didn't laugh once. made it through a minute and a half.
bennyhillifier
[Dec 12,2014 10:36am - This So-ee-ong Sucksa ""]
A guy playing a tom roll over a bunch of wind sounds for a minute and a half is clutch when you want to push your middling nu metal song towards the six minute mark.
[Dec 12,2014 10:42am - Robb's mom's glory holes ""]
You think they can't get any worse and then BOOM!!!!! Cykill Cyclonis
[Dec 12,2014 10:45am - "Jeee-yust" GO ""]
This is so bad the 90's couldn't have handled it. Glad they waited almost 20 years to release it.
[Dec 12,2014 10:49am - SWA Historian ""]
OLD%20TYME%20BUTTROCK said:FYI, Their Reverbnation page as the rippinest question box.
http://www.reverbnation.com/stillwellangel
Screenshot for the historical records.
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[Dec 12,2014 10:52am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
They color flip their logo in that video and it looks like a skinny, veiny, syphilitic dong.
[Dec 12,2014 11:18am - stealmealanal ""]
inb4 band battle to have 4pm opening slot to this stellar show
http://www.thepalladium.net/event/732249-c...l-chamber-special-guests-worcester/
[Dec 12,2014 11:23am - Coal Chamber OFFICIAL ""]
Please don't lump us in with this piece of shit local band. We played Ozzfest. Main stage and earned our braids & Jncos. To play with Still Well Angel would be career suicide or dare I say it.... mmmmmmmrrrrLOCO!
[Dec 12,2014 11:25am - Correct form of your/you're ""]
YI'VE HAD ENOUGH, U GOT ME FEELIN UR SIKO
[Dec 12,2014 11:35am - Still Born Assholes ""]
https://www.facebook.com/groups/548833525160954/
GOT A HORT GROUP FOR ALL ERRR FEMALES FANZUH!
[Dec 12,2014 11:36am - stealmealanal ""]
I'm confused here. Is it supposed be -
"Feelin you are (you're) psycho?" and used your/you're incorrectly
ORRRR
"Feeling your psyscho" - which uses pyscho as a noun and therefor makes no absoutely sense.
????
I can understand messing up this grammar in a quick post online or something but... How is the rest of the band completely fine with their LYRIC video being blantantly incorrect.
MIND = BLOWN
[Dec 12,2014 11:40am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Well you’ve got the undercooked clone twins who probably one share one malformed brain. Guitarist is like 20 and so he probably doesn’t know better(I’m sure Fetus 1 and Fetus 2 and Robb Balls all talk up how much they know about “the industry” all the time to make him think they know better). And Robb is convinced that lying online and Kool-Aid hair dye are gonna get them signed.
Basically I’m saying this is a gaggle of magnificently stupid assholes.
[Dec 12,2014 11:45am - Robb's Theoretical Domino ""]
Grammar is clearly not their strong suit. But what do I know? There KHAOS has taking me!
[Dec 12,2014 12:32pm - Sacreligion ""]
If that song is worthy of being their next single, I honestlg can't wait to hear the rest of the album.
[Dec 12,2014 12:33pm - RTTP GRAMMAR WAFFEN SS ""]
YOUR ARRERSTERD
[Dec 12,2014 2:05pm - ked kath and keyond ""]
I'm dying to get the album. No joke. The interior of the album jacket is rife with possibilities to mock.
[Dec 12,2014 2:08pm - PTF ""]
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.
A+ thread.
[Dec 12,2014 2:12pm - undefinedagnst ""]
Am I the only one who kinda wants to take one of Robbs workshops? I can't imagine how dumb it would be.
[Dec 12,2014 2:17pm - stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL ""]
PTF said:I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.
A+ thread.
there has GOT to be a video of this.
DO WANT.
[Dec 12,2014 2:37pm - Yeti ""]
we need to commission Smaug to interview Robb Wells.
[Dec 12,2014 3:05pm - Sully Paul Sullivan ""]
Hi Everybody, Loving this thread. So from that back and forth I had with Rob I got a lot of anti Robb fan mail. All that stuff I posted during our little spat was stuff that was sent to me and I put it up as I got. I just got this and it is the best one I've gotten so far. After watching I have decided to accept Robb's musical challenge though I play no instruments. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Robb's bass solo video
http://youtu.be/4WCR9tENuXE
[Dec 12,2014 3:08pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
Embedded for your pleasure.
[Dec 12,2014 3:21pm - j Satan ""]
Holy crap! I see why they have 13k fans! That was painful. It was like one of those shreds videos.
[Dec 12,2014 3:24pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Sweet fucking hell. I think I love you for posting that. Almost as much as Robb loves coordinating his bass and his nail polish.
[Dec 12,2014 3:32pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Sacreligion said:
bennyhillifier
Embedded for your pleasure.
My face right now
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[Dec 12,2014 3:33pm - Bass Solo No Fun at All ""]
It sounds like he has never actually heard music, but someone described it to him a few years ago and his memory is a little foggy about what they said.
[Dec 12,2014 3:36pm - Alx_Casket ""]
j%20Satan said: It was like one of those shreds videos.
THIS.
[Dec 12,2014 3:40pm - ouchdrummer ""]
oh my fucking god. It's a really slow day at my office, so i just read this entire thread. This really makes my day. So dude was in State of Correction and not State of Corruption right? I'm surprisingly not familiar with the former, but am sadly familiar with the latter.
and also YES, Wren admits to not liking a band. Mind = blown. I'll never be the same.
[Dec 12,2014 3:41pm - Slow Clap ""]
Sully just made my entire week. That solo is astonishing! It's like something you'd find when you end in that weird part of youtube at 3am after 1/2 a handle of vodka. I'm going to have to watch it again to make sure I didn't make it up in my head...
[Dec 12,2014 3:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
Relevant:
bennyhillifier
[Dec 12,2014 3:46pm - ouchdrummer ""]
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!
[Dec 12,2014 3:49pm - The Talentless Robb Wells ""]
This is the guy who won.
bennyhillifier
It's fucking stupid but notice how the notes actually make something cohesive and showcase his ability.
...Almost like he gave a shit.
[Dec 12,2014 3:51pm - Red Head Redemption ""]
no mask, disqualified
[Dec 12,2014 3:51pm - Corrections ""]
Yeah, it was "Welcome to our Society!!" State of Corrections
[Dec 12,2014 3:52pm - stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL ""]
ouchdrummer said:I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!
ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately.
SHUT IT DOWN!
[Dec 12,2014 3:56pm - xmikex ""]
HOLY SHIT.
The video of "Rawb" (fucking seriously) at the 2:30 mark.
BRRUDU-BRMP-BA-BMRP Hey!
BRRDMP-BMPR-BA-BRMP Heyyyyyy!
While the rest of the audience avoids eye contact in embarrassment. Shunned and ostracized by a room full of bass dorks.
Yet another hallmark of a band that documents EVERYTHING they do and still claims we don't get how successful they are. jizzzzZZZZzzzz
[Dec 12,2014 3:59pm - ouchdrummer ""]
stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL said:
ouchdrummer said:I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!
ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately.
SHUT IT DOWN!
I've missed this site so much <3
[Dec 12,2014 4:02pm - xmikex ""]
Inb4 classically mysterious anon shows up with "I think this guy is really good. You guys just sound jealous" that we are expected to believe is not Robb.
[Dec 12,2014 4:06pm - old wise man on a hill ""]
Oh, you mean like Reggie?
[Dec 12,2014 4:14pm - Crunch ""]
******MEDIA RELEASE******MEDIA RELEASE******
"Breathe out... loud"!
Here it is, friends. The brand new SINGLE/lyric video for single Cykill Cyclonis. #2 of 6 to be release before March 27, 2015.
Enjoy and feel free to SHARE it with ALL of your friends!
http://youtu.be/UI4dSYqLdak
I shit you not....TGIF
[Dec 12,2014 4:15pm - Yeti ""]
through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment.
[Dec 12,2014 4:18pm - ouchdrummer ""]
Yeti said:through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment.
Wait, you don't wear a mask? That's actually your face? I khed, i khed.
[Dec 12,2014 4:19pm - State of Confusions ""]
How on earth did he pass an audition? Even for goddamn Stinkwell he is atrocious.
[Dec 12,2014 4:24pm - GREELEY PAULZA ""]
It was a record setting crowd for him, he's just vibing MMMMMHHHEEEYYYUUNNNNNN
[Dec 12,2014 4:31pm - Still Well Aril ""]
They are Khand enough to let me shred the keys for them on an upcoming release.
[Dec 12,2014 4:36pm - Jasper Stillwell ""]
Robbs ***MEDIA RELEASE*** has 8 comments. 6 are Robb. 2 are Reggie.
[Dec 12,2014 4:38pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Watching that solo when I get home is going to be the crowning moment of what has already been a banner week. I've got goosebumps from the anticipation.
[Dec 12,2014 4:38pm - Drop My Name Out Ya Mouth! ""]
Not bad for 13k fans... Let's hear it for Still Well Casualty
[Dec 12,2014 4:42pm - Rawb the Khaosenizer ""]
Somehow Scott Stapp believing he's a CIA assassin is actually still less absurd than SWA's claims of fame and WORLD DOMINATIOONNYEAH
[Dec 12,2014 4:54pm - killfags4life ""]
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this
[Dec 12,2014 4:58pm - killfags4life ""]
i heard the reason why they tossed their last bass player was because he slept with the singers wife...
[Dec 12,2014 5:01pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Did the singer recently give birth? Those nips look like he's fed at least 3 kids on'em.
[Dec 12,2014 5:10pm - killfags4life ""]
not sure but you don't fuck with that
[Dec 12,2014 5:11pm - Sacreligion ""]
INB4 my sexy black and white shirtless photo shoot.
[Dec 12,2014 5:20pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
@3:45 in the video, fat dude behind Rawb(Jesus fucking Christ) just loses it and has to walk away as he laughs at Robb's failure as a human being.
[Dec 12,2014 5:26pm - Mortal Kombat-ah ""]
Is Cykill Cyclonis a reference to something I don't know? A play on words? Total gibberish?
[Dec 12,2014 6:12pm - Samantha ""]
Mortal%20Kombat-ah said:Is Cykill Cyclonis a reference to something I don't know? A play on words? Total gibberish?
Battlestar Galactica fans with bad spelling?
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[Dec 12,2014 6:17pm - shutup_daddet ""]
"On behalf of Daddy's Junky Music, we'd like to rethink this."
bennyhillifier
[Dec 12,2014 6:48pm - Sacreligion ""]
Has this band done anything that can't be made fun of immediately?
[Dec 12,2014 7:52pm - Crunch ""]
well let me think on
[Dec 12,2014 7:56pm - Sacreligion ""]
The delusion is alive and still well:
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In reference to his night at the bass solo competition.
[Dec 12,2014 8:01pm - Sacreligion ""]
People keep sending us these screen grabs. Successful and hung Robb Wells is rollin deep in that pussy.
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[Dec 12,2014 8:06pm - Crunch ""]
it never ends, killing me
[Dec 12,2014 8:15pm - Rawbz swingin dikk ""]
Luckily for that poor woman, he isn't good looking, hung or technically in a "band" Stillwell is more a make a wish type situation it seems.
[Dec 12,2014 8:20pm - anonymous ""]
This thread is the best thing in my life
[Dec 12,2014 8:22pm - screaming townies ""]
SHOW US YA CAWK, RAWB
[Dec 12,2014 8:33pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Just on a whim, I did a Something search for
"state of corrections" metallum
and came up with exactly 3 results. #2 was Eric Paone's Facebook. You cannot fucking make this shit up.
[Dec 12,2014 8:49pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Only New England Concerts could deliver a show this intense:
bennyhillifier
Best part, from the comments
This band is kickass!!!!!! I have seen them on several occassions and they always get the crowd going......
>> cut to 3:00 for crickets
[Dec 12,2014 8:51pm - xgodzillax ""]
Sacreligion said:
bennyhillifier
Embedded for your pleasure.
all I could think was "why the fuck didnt somebody do this shit???"
bennyhillifier
[Dec 12,2014 11:13pm - SAYLER ""]
lol thread of the year
how the fuck do you people find this shit?
[Dec 13,2014 6:01am - I hope this band crashes their mini van on tour to the venue up t ""]
Heavy dirty guitar chugs, unforgettable lyrics, blistering drums, raw energy and passion are just a few words to describe Still Well Angel, a four person hard rock/metal band from outside the Boston area. They have taken their four personas and created one power group. Music is their life; they dream it, eat it, and they put their hearts into every song they write and every performance they give. Delivering an unforgettable live show with catchy radio tunes you can sing along to.
Still Well Angel was formed by twin brothers Singer/Guitarist Sean and Drummer Stephen Chicarello. Gathering some friends to play the bass and guitar they started hitting the local scene hard playing local festivals such as Hemp Fest, Laconia Bike Week, Charlestown Music Fest, Controlled Chaos Arts & Music Festival and New England Punk, Goth, and Metal Fest. After a few months of performing the bands local status started to grow and lead the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric and Drowning Pool.
In the fall of 2010 they decided to head to the studio to record a 6 song EP, “The Khaos is Coming”. They took the winter months to record and in February 2011 released their EP, with great success. They returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel and toured New England promoting their EP. That summer they also got to share the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman. In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys partnered with local radio station CNEU to do a meet and greet with fans and live interview. In October Still Well Angel was named CNEU’s “Band of the Month”.
It was then Still Well Angel got the attention of Sweet Sounds Music and Management and in September 2012 they signed a 2-year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management. The contract included a worldwide distribution deal with “Republic One” for their 4 song EP “The Kalm Before the Khaos”. On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 their EP was released by Sweet Sounds/Republic digitally worldwide on iTunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia, Emusic and on iHeartRadio. After the release of the EP their social media blew up with over 10,000 likes on Facebook. That same month they were nominated for a Cider Award for “Best Band Outside of the Vermont and New Hampshire Area” and were awarded “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. A couple of months later they were featured as a musical guest on “Fox 25's Scorch's PFGTV”.
As spring approached Still Well Angel met Robb Wells, a local bass player who was known in the scene for his killer chops and stage presence. They hit the road once again in a 9 state east coast tour to promote their EP. Throughout the summer they became a featured Artist on the “NECN Morning Show” and their single “Devour and Carry On” was picked up by a Grammy committee member and submitted for a 2013 Grammy Nomination in “Best Metal Performance 2013” category. August 2013 came and the hunt was on for a new lead guitar player. It only took one week for the guys to meet basement dweller and lead guitarist Matt Chasse. The four guys got together and it was love at first jam. The new Still Well Angel put together 12 killer tunes and decided to hit the studio to put out their debut full album “No Halo”. They headed to Woodshop Productions with engineer Charlie Borruso. Woodshop Productions has worked with such artist as Godsmack, Ugly Kid Joe's project Another Animal, Hip-Hop Legend DMC of Run DMC and The Mad Fisherman Charlie Moore, guitar legend Gary Hoey, and Hip-Hop Legend "DJ Johnny Juice" of Public Enemy. In between recording sessions the band promoted a preview of their new CD “No Halo” with a mini seven state tour along with several stops in the New England. After a few months of recording it was the off to M-Works in Cambridge, Ma to meet Jonathan Wyner, Chief Mastering Engineer and Company President. Jonathan has mastered more than 5000 CD's during his 25 year career spanning every musical idiom (and some non-musical idioms as well!). His credits range from the extremely well known James Taylor to David Bowie, Aerosmith and Kiri Te Kanawa.
Charity and giving back is very important to Still Well Angel. On March 5th 2011, Still Well Angel teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester for the Krocks Battle of the Bands. The local high school bands used Still Well Angel’s equipment and on stage performing knowledge. All money raised was then donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. This partnership continued for three years. In April 2011 they began performing shows to help Stop the Bleeding, an organization that raises money for under-funded homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. 100% of the proceeds from all Stop the Bleeding shows are donated to these various shelters. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes. In April of 2012 the band took part in a concert with Day Tripper Entertainment to support the 2012 JDRF Boston Walk to Cure Diabetes. In August of 2012 the guys headed to Vermont for Hunger Fest to help raise money for the Fall Mountain Food Shelf. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Shortly before Christmas 2012 Still Well Angel and CNEU Rock Radio joined together for Metal for Tots where they collected toys for Toys for Tots. They also donated Still Well Angel t-shirts for an online auction and fundraising charity raising money for Hurricane Sandy Relief. In December 2013, Still Well Angel collecte
[Dec 13,2014 11:46am - God sucks cock ""]
Alright let's be serious for a minute here. Which is the better band? State of corrections or still birth angel? Better yet who had the better frontman?
[Dec 13,2014 12:18pm - Sully Paul Sullivan ""]
I have easily watched this 20 times. Every time I notice a new person making an awesome face, It's the gift that keeps on giving
[Dec 13,2014 12:46pm - DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN ""]
Man, this is the thread that keeps on giving. I take everything back, the spirit of Christmas is real.
[Dec 13,2014 12:51pm - D-Gen ""]
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/posts/10152553213167219
It's amazing that they don't get how sad, pathetic, and unprofessional posts like this look. It's not even really funny, except in the way that horribly mind breaking things can be; it's like being in college freshman year, being stuck with the weird kid as a roommate, and walking in one day to find him dryfucking the stuffed animal he's way too old to have. You have no choice but to laugh.
tl;dr, Still Well Angel is like walking in on a fat guy rubbing his nuts on a Pikachu doll.
[Dec 13,2014 1:01pm - the greatest bass player of our generation ""]
Sully%20Paul%20Sullivan said:I have easily watched this 20 times. Every time I notice a new person making an awesome face, It's the gift that keeps on giving
Did you NOT read their bio??
As spring approached Still Well Angel met Robb Wells, a local bass player who was known in the scene for his killer chops and stage presence.
[Dec 13,2014 4:43pm - ANEURYSM ""]
I wrote this song in regards to clueless CL posts. I'd say it applies to these chuckleheads as well.http://aneurysm666.bandcamp.com/track/dio-priest-and-maiden
[Dec 13,2014 4:45pm - ANEURYSM-lyrics ""]
i didn't make the cut
i didn't have the right chops
or any reliable form of transportation
these guys were pro
demanded the best
the pick of the classifieds litter
must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
they were searching for an axeman
sweet vox a plus
for immediate, constant pro-gigging
they didn't like my attitude
didn't like my vox or my drug abuse and ego
they were the worst
must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
we have connections in the industry
stage presence is a must
and you must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
no attitudes or drugs
they fucking sucked
and called me a drunk
i didn't want to join them anyway
their logo stunk
and their songs were bad
and their gear wasn't even pro
must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
we have connections in the industry
stage presence is a must
and you must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
no attitudes or drugs
[Dec 13,2014 9:24pm - RTTP Department of Haiku ""]
Like a breath of life
into a dying web site
you circum to me
[Dec 14,2014 3:26pm - MotleyGrue ""]
Robb?s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said:I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!
^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away.
He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.
So she passed away, and this asshole talks about how he is still expecting to get money from her, now that's fucked.
[Dec 14,2014 5:41pm - Burnsy ""]
C'mon, people! So close to 13,000! One view = one prayer!
[Dec 14,2014 5:54pm - cykill cirrhosis ""]
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[Dec 14,2014 5:58pm - WORCESTER PD ""]
BE ON THE LOOKOUT
[URLhttps://www.facebook.com/turtleboysports/posts/1551277341784918?
[Dec 14,2014 5:59pm - WORCESTER PD ""]
sorry i am cop not good with computer
https://www.facebook.com/turtleboysports/posts/1551277341784918?
also where are diy concerts
[Dec 14,2014 6:12pm - Prestige WORLDWIDE ""]
Everybody has a U GONNA GET RAPED face in this pic.
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[Dec 14,2014 6:22pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Anybody notice how that's not a tour, that's just playing eleventeen weekends of local shows in a row?
[Dec 14,2014 7:39pm - paulgreeley ""]
And the second show was at a thrift shop.
[Dec 14,2014 7:56pm - NYAC ""]
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT
[Dec 14,2014 8:00pm - gaulpreely ""]
And 3 of the shows are radio gigs.
[Dec 14,2014 8:56pm - the almost had cancer tour ""]
lol @ almost acoustic.
[Dec 14,2014 9:15pm - xgodzillax ""]
bennyhillifier
incoherently drunk, and still better than dude from suck white asshole
[Dec 15,2014 11:26am - ROAD DAWG ""]
Mama mia! Ah'm a -gonna putta da platinum string inna my goatee! She'sa gonna shine like-a da beeeyoootifoool amoonbeam! Madone!
[Dec 15,2014 1:05pm - xmikex ""]
Any update on the grooming process? Have they learned to curtsy yet?
[Dec 15,2014 1:15pm - RAWB Wells "Angels" ""]
Probably still working on guitar flips, and synchronized dancing to go along with their matching outfits.
[Dec 15,2014 2:28pm - Tsk Tsk Tsk ""]
RTTP faggets wasting their time talking about other people again. I guess some people will never mature past the age of 16...
[Dec 15,2014 2:28pm - Yeti ""]
RAWB WELLS HAS SPOKEN
[Dec 15,2014 2:52pm - ROAD DAWG ""]
Why-a you gotta to no respecta my goo ' frenn' Robbbbbbb?! He givea me da job an'a he givea me da StillaWellaAngelino shoit. Ah'ma da stagea manegehrr'- joahsta looka my beepah onna my belt. I getta da wahdda, I getta da towletta, ah'ma da secooooridy & ah'ma da leeentabrrrroooosh guy forra whena da hat she getsa da dohrrty!
[Dec 15,2014 3:26pm - X-Pac ""]
ROAD%20DAWG said:Why-a you gotta to no respecta my goo ' frenn' Robbbbbbb?! He givea me da job an'a he givea me da StillaWellaAngelino shoit. Ah'ma da stagea manegehrr'- joahsta looka my beepah onna my belt. I getta da wahdda, I getta da towletta, ah'ma da secooooridy & ah'ma da leeentabrrrroooosh guy forra whena da hat she getsa da dohrrty!
fag
[Dec 15,2014 3:46pm - xmikex ""]
Tsk%20Tsk%20Tsk said:RTTP faggets wasting their time talking about other people again. I guess some people will never mature past the age of 16...
We're having a great time exposing a band that used a cancer victim's misery to (unsuccessfully) promote their own shitty band. How's your afternoon going?
[Dec 15,2014 4:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
Coming soon! Another inspiring bass solo video by the man himself! Once the guy finishes editing the videos.
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[Dec 15,2014 5:40pm - 13000 views ""]
YOU GUYS HAVE FINALLY PASSED THE AMOUNT OF FANS THEY HAVE
CLAP CLAP CLAP
[Dec 15,2014 10:55pm - Bobby Stillwells ""]
This band has no fans.
[Dec 16,2014 1:33am - paulgreeley ""]
Things have been a little quiet for the swa camp on the facebooks.Think this thread has hit them a little bit?
[Dec 16,2014 9:36am - LongDeadGod ""]
I assume the band is busy negotiating a MAJOR LABEL contract in which the label promises to let them open for PRO NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST at a regional showcase...
Or they couldn't afford their internet service bill due to the kickstarter campaign failing.
[Dec 16,2014 11:29am - xmikex ""]
"Media Release" liked by "Helping Pages Get Fans" and 16 others.
https://www.facebook.com/helpingpagegetfans
[Dec 16,2014 11:35am - Sacreligion ""]
xmikex said:"Media Release" liked by "Helping Pages Get Fans" and 16 others.
https://www.facebook.com/helpingpagegetfans
The video of Robb's bass solo on my band page with a lowly 390 fans has twice as many likes and comments as their "media release." I tried explaining to them that more people hate them than actually like their music but they remain unphased. I am actually impressed in an awkward way.
[Dec 16,2014 3:12pm - Grammy Nominated Song ""]
Still Well Angel : Devour And Carry On
http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/band
Throughout the summer they became a featured Artist on the “NECN Morning Show” and their single “Devour and Carry On” was picked up by a Grammy committee member and submitted for a 2013 Grammy Nomination in “Best Metal Performance 2013” category.
[Dec 16,2014 3:24pm - gwammy ""]
well...sadly, they probably had a chance:
Anthrax, ‘I’m Alive’
Halestorm, ‘Love Bites (So Do I)’
Iron Maiden, ‘Blood Brothers’
Lamb of God, ‘Ghost Walking’
Marilyn Manson, ‘No Reflection’
Megadeth, ‘Whose Life (Is It Anyways?)’
[Dec 16,2014 10:49pm - Rich Bova's Personal Assistant Christopher ""]
Ahem.... THERE IS ONLY ONE GRAMMY WORTHY BAND IN NEW ENGLAND
[Dec 16,2014 11:44pm - Charles Berthouds extreme tapping. ""]
That video of Rob Wells trying to solo is so hard to watch.........holy shit. I feel bad for the dude. Personally Id hope someone would tell me I sucked and to go back to the drawing board maybe learn how to play the instrument. Im still cringing. wow
[Dec 17,2014 8:27am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
"PLEASE, SHARE!!! PLEASE, SHARE!!! PLEASE, SHARE!!!
MEGA-POSTING!!! MEGA-POSTING!!! MEGA-POSTING!!!"
The sign of a real, legit, not at all desperate band.
I wonder how long it’s going to be before the fetal twins boot Robb for bringing this down on their heads?
[Dec 17,2014 9:39am - timriley ""]
........ http://www.bandmix.com/gmsrox1aolcom/
[Dec 17,2014 11:20am - Funky McChicken ""]
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.
[Dec 17,2014 1:32pm - Charles Berthouds slam death bass drops ""]
That fat chick in the corner of the bar putting her hands in her face laughing sums it alllllll up.
[Dec 17,2014 1:44pm - Faggot Gay Santa ""]
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[Dec 17,2014 1:49pm - Blake Judd ""]
Hey Still Well Angel, this is rockin. I feel you have the talent to succeed in today's underground metal scene. Can I handle t-shirt and merch for you?
Regards,
Blake.
[Dec 17,2014 1:50pm - DatPackedHouseAtWestEndJohnniesTho ""]
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[Dec 17,2014 1:51pm - DatPackedHouseAtWestEndJohnniesTho ""]
See also:
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[Dec 17,2014 2:13pm - Tsarnaevbog ""]
Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.
Funky%20McChicken said:I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.
[Dec 17,2014 2:38pm - Truth ""]
Tsarnaevbog said:Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.
Just like this band
[Dec 17,2014 2:57pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Faggot%20Gay%20Santa said:[img]
wtf, they aren't wearing the same thing?? I miss the old Still Well Angel
[Dec 17,2014 3:06pm - Wardrobe Malfunction ""]
Looks like Robb forgot to wear the matching gimp mask to the photoshoot.
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[Dec 17,2014 3:25pm - Yeti ""]
no nail polish? no hair dye? they've lost their SWAy.
[Dec 17,2014 3:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am guessing that is an old picture.
Also: YOUGONGETRAPED
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[Dec 17,2014 3:45pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
^
bennyhillifier
[Dec 17,2014 4:25pm - stoolwell ""]
Judging by that picture it looks like they spend their limited time off from the band at many gay bars together. Do they really walk around wearing that shit? or is that part of their "STAGE ATTIRE"? WELLMAS....you fuckin kidding me?
[Dec 17,2014 5:05pm - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:I am guessing that is an old picture.
Also: YOUGONGETRAPED
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those girls are like 12. they gon git SWAped
[Dec 17,2014 5:12pm - xmikex ""]
ITT: 3 future lesbians on the day they became repulsed by anything resembling this half man half Cumberland Farms hot dog
[Dec 17,2014 5:14pm - Sacreligion ""]
Appropriate stickers on that guitar considering the surroundings.
[Dec 17,2014 6:22pm - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
bennyhillifier
If I was as big of a rock star as RAWB WELLS I probably wouldn't be able to remember that time I played a 15,000 person arena either.
[Dec 17,2014 6:22pm - Rawb a dub dubb ""]
Whenever I feel bad, I watch that bass solo again. At least I'm not that.
[Dec 17,2014 10:17pm - Stillwellclaus ""]
Merry Welmas RTTP
[Dec 17,2014 10:28pm - UR NOT WORTHY ""]
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[Dec 17,2014 10:53pm - shart squirt ""]
Sacreligion said:
bennyhillifier
Embedded for your pleasure.
when he starts yelling hey i want to shit my pants
[Dec 18,2014 4:55pm - NYAM ""]
Tsarnaevbog said:Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.
Funky%20McChicken said:I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.
14657 views says NIGGER YOU ARE MISTAKEN
[Dec 18,2014 6:11pm - NYAAC ""]
NIGGER YOU ARE ALMOST CORRECT
[Dec 18,2014 8:01pm - That video ""]
I just cannot get through it.
[Dec 19,2014 9:03am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
I notice that Robb and Co. suddenly shifted their "second puzzle piece" to Monday instead of today. Aww, is the world not paying enough attention to the big rock stars?
[Dec 19,2014 9:17am - ENOUGH ""]
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.
[Dec 19,2014 9:27am - wobb rells ""]
ENOUGH said:YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.
brb being amazed at still well angel
[Dec 19,2014 9:37am - Sacreligion ""]
I am finding it hard to believe that is actually one of them. It speaks like some kind of Robb/Chicarello hybrid.
KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!!
[Dec 19,2014 9:39am - jennifer bropez sez ""]
ENOUGH said:YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.
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[Dec 19,2014 9:42am - TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject ""]
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[Dec 19,2014 10:02am - ENOUGH ""]
FUCK ALL OF YOU PUSSIES I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT
[Dec 19,2014 10:04am - Sacreligion ""]
Post needs more cowboy hat to be authentic.
[Dec 19,2014 10:05am - ENOUGH ""]
DO YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY? THIS IS MY BUSINESS I BLED FOR THIS
[Dec 19,2014 10:07am - Legit Statement ""]
Before you guys go around talking trash about other people, maybe you should take a look at yourselves.
[Dec 19,2014 10:11am - ENOUGH ""]
OK REAL FUCKING FUNNY DONT LIKE MY STYLE WELL THE WOMEN DO STAY IN YOUR BASEMENT SCUMBAG
[Dec 19,2014 10:11am - Alx_Casket ""]
*looks around*
Even the anonymous trolls in their mom's basement are less pathetic than SWA.
[Dec 19,2014 10:12am - C WAT I DON HERE? ""]
only dumpster fire talks trash. because they are flamers.
[Dec 19,2014 10:14am - Sacreligion ""]
That was uncalled for.
[Dec 19,2014 10:20am - ENOUGH ZNUFF ""]
YOUR ON CALLED FOR
[Dec 19,2014 10:24am - flamer ""]
C%20WAT%20I%20DON%20HERE? said:only dumpster fire talks trash. because they are flamers.
What is this 1995?
[Dec 19,2014 10:38am - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:That was uncalled for.
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[Dec 19,2014 10:40am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Alx_Casket said:*looks around*
Even the anonymous trolls in their mom's basement are less pathetic than SWA.
I was making happy little bottle brush trees in my mom's basement this weekend, that's kinda pathetic but at least Bill Millman didn't get a cut.
[Dec 19,2014 10:41am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
In any case, my mom is both cooler and has more music biz savvy than all 4 members of SWA, combined into some sort of butt rock Voltron.
[Dec 19,2014 10:47am - ENOUGH ""]
EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PUSSIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND? I SAID ENOUGH ALREADY THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING YOU WILL HAVE NO REMOARSE FROM US
[Dec 19,2014 10:51am - Sacreligion ""]
We have all lost our discounts at Peter Grimm Hats. They are no longer accepting promo code "SWA".
[Dec 19,2014 11:03am - ENOUGH ""]
WHERE IS YOUR ENDORSEMEANT ASSHOLE? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT I AM THE HARDEST WORKING MUSICIAN IN THIS SCENE TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE THROUGH MUSIC IF YOU DO NOT COME TO ONE OF SWA AMAZING SHOWS DO NOT TALK SHIT FUCK YOU IM DONE
[Dec 19,2014 11:04am - Beavis and/or Butthead ""]
ENOUGH said:EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PUSSIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND? I SAID ENOUGH ALREADY THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING YOU WILL HAVE NO REMOARSE FROM US
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[Dec 19,2014 11:22am - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF THREAD ANALYSIS ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THESE ARE THE WORST TROLLS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 19,2014 11:31am - Yeti ""]
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[Dec 19,2014 11:39am - RACIST WHITE GUY WITH HUGE JNCOS ""]
YO KHED, WERE CAN I GET SUM SWA STIKAS
[Dec 19,2014 11:49am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
ENOUGH said:EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PUSSIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND? I SAID ENOUGH ALREADY THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING YOU WILL HAVE NO REMOARSE FROM US
I so enthusiastically and wholeheartedly wish this was real.
[Dec 19,2014 11:58am - Rawbs bass solo ""]
I'm thinking troll. He's too big a pussy to say anything.
[Dec 19,2014 12:15pm - xmikex ""]
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.
[Dec 19,2014 12:17pm - ALMOST PLAYED THE CENTRUM MAYBE ""]
xmikex said:Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.
Dont forget going to the police and then being laughed at by said police.
[Dec 19,2014 12:20pm - Sacreligion ""]
ALMOST%20PLAYED%20THE%20CENTRUM%20MAYBE said:
xmikex said:Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.
Dont forget going to the police and then being laughed at by said police.
I am fairly certain that actually happened.
[Dec 19,2014 12:27pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF THREAD ANALYSIS ""]
You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!
[Dec 19,2014 1:00pm - RTTP OFFICIAL MID-AFTERNOON RESPONSE ""]
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[Dec 19,2014 2:43pm - MEGA POSTING!!!!! ""]
MEGA POSTING!!! PLEASE, SHARE!!!
******MEDIA RELEASE******MEDIA RELEASE******
ATTENTION!!!
SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!!
Are YOU... with US? WORLD DOMINATION!!!
[Dec 19,2014 3:01pm - fashion team ""]
they kind of dress like Morbid Angel
[Dec 19,2014 3:05pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20THREAD%20ANALYSIS said:You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!
>> claims to do things out in the world that are not RTTP
>> while posting on RTTP
[Dec 19,2014 3:42pm - You have a point sir ""]
fashion%20team said:they kind of dress like Morbid Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKuwi-XEqH8
[Dec 19,2014 3:54pm - Sacreligion ""]
The fuck did I just watch?
[Dec 19,2014 5:01pm - Samantha ""]
You%20have%20a%20point%20sir said:
fashion%20team said:they kind of dress like Morbid Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKuwi-XEqH8
Industrial is all about ravers doing the macarena now.
[Dec 19,2014 7:39pm - You just watched ""]
A compilation of "cyber-goths" "dancing" set to Combichrist's *official* remix of Morbid Angel's Destructos vs. the Earth, off of that Illud Divinum Insanus album or whatever it's called.
[Dec 19,2014 7:53pm - i_am_not_me ""]
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said:In any case, my mom is both cooler and has more music biz savvy than all 4 members of SWA, combined into some sort of butt rock Voltron.
Butt Rock Voltron should be a Dumpster Fire song.
[Dec 22,2014 9:58am - Never Been Done Before ""]
Woooo, who's excited for the next puzzle piece?! Are we all getting together for a cd release party when this hits the shelves?
[Dec 22,2014 10:03am - Slappah da bass -- YEAH! ""]
Butt Rock Voltron should definitely be a song title for Dumpster Fire.
[Dec 23,2014 5:37pm - Steel Wells Anal ""]
I'm legitimately sad this thread petered out. Hopefully for Christmas, Rawhide will give us the gift of laughter by being a cunt in a place we can all see.
[Dec 23,2014 5:56pm - King Angelstool ""]
WE ARE THE GREATEST PAY TO PLAY FAGGETS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 24,2014 8:22am - Yeti ""]
what happened to the fervor? SWA! SWA!
[Dec 24,2014 10:04am - Alx_Casket ""]
Stillwellclaus said:Merry Wellmas RTTP
Everyone is still wrapping for Wellmas
[Dec 24,2014 10:26am - Still Well Talentless ""]
jeeeuuusssttt waittt, I'm sure Rawbbb do something useless soon.
[Dec 24,2014 10:59am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Alx_Casket said:
Stillwellclaus said:Merry Wellmas RTTP
Everyone is still wrerppehyng for Wellmerrs
ferxed
[Dec 24,2014 11:03am - YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK ""]
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK, GET A FUCKING LIFE, I AM A ROCKSTAR AND YOU ARE NOT!
[Dec 24,2014 11:25am - Troll or Rawbby ""]
There's only one way to be sure if that's really someone from SWA posting or a troll. If they know what everyone in the band's dick tastes like, its really one of them.
[Dec 26,2014 3:36pm - Tim Riley ""]
I'd like to try out for bass. Vacant Eyes realized they didn't need me.
[Dec 27,2014 3:27pm - seeeeeeeeeriously ""]
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20THREAD%20ANALYSIS said:You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!seeeeeeeeriously
[Dec 27,2014 4:48pm - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
https://www.facebook.com/Angel.Promotions666/media_set?set=a.914808885212634&type=1
WHY DID YOU TELL US HUNDREDS WOULD BE THERE??
WHY DID YOU ORDER A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR STAGE??
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT MEDIA PEOPLE WERE INTERVIEWING YOU??
WHY DID YOU SELL TABLES TO SPONSORS FOR $40 A POP WHEN NOONE WAS COMING??
WHY DID YOU CALL ME A CUNT WHEN YOU WERE CALLED OUT ABOUT IT??
WHY DID YOU THREATEN TO SUE ME AFTER COSTING MY FAMILY AND I MONEY TO COME TO THIS DEBACLE??
WHY ROBB, WHY?!?
"CUZ I GOT NOOOO....HALOOOO!! AND I GOT CANCER, KINDA!!"
[Dec 27,2014 9:16pm - Halo suffocation buttholemachine ""]
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 27,2014 9:28pm - xmikex ""]
Find something better to do than chuckle at the most hilarious failures in music history and out a scam artist that preys on cancer victims?
Not possible.
[Dec 28,2014 7:26am - AnonymousGuyBro ""]
So successful.
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[Dec 29,2014 9:02am - Blow Halo ""]
Looks like a $60k stage to me...
[Dec 29,2014 12:39pm - Still Born Angel ""]
**** MEDIA RELEASE **** **** MEDIA RELEASE **** MEGA POST PLEASE SHARE PLEASE SHARE
[Dec 29,2014 1:03pm - 60k ""]
do you even lighting rig bro?
[Dec 29,2014 1:56pm - 2015 OFFICIAL SWA LINEUP ""]
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[Dec 29,2014 2:27pm - xmikex ""]
****MEDIA RELEASE!*****
Space marine up the butt
[Dec 29,2014 2:46pm - Rawbz swingin dikk ""]
Did they get signed? I was expecting a ***MEDIA RELEASE*** about it by now.
[Dec 29,2014 3:02pm - Sacreligion ""]
***MEGA BLACKLIST POST***
***SHARE SHARE SHARE***
We managed to play a show this weekend and didn't get Spitfired from the industry.
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[Dec 29,2014 3:46pm - Anti-benefit ""]
How much money did you lovely gents charge to perform this benefit? There's no way it brought in more negative money than other benefits I've recently heard about.
[Dec 29,2014 4:02pm - Sacreligion ""]
8 cans of PBR and a couple slices of pizza.
[Dec 29,2014 4:03pm - Sacreligion ""]
It may have been High Life. I don't remember.
[Dec 30,2014 10:14am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Raw Balls and the rest of Stillborn Angels have been really quiet lately. I haven't even seen Robb going off about what a bunch of queers anyone is. What do you think's up? Are we waiting for that BIG MEDIA RELEASE about their signing to Bill Millman's "Like My Nuts" label or are they about to kick out Robb?
[Dec 30,2014 10:15am - Yeti ""]
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall during their band meetings while they were in the midst of this. So much magic the world will never see.
[Dec 30,2014 11:46am - ReggieFarnsworth ""]
FUCK ALL OF YOU JEALOUS LOOSERS! JEALOUS OF ROBB AND SWA AND ALL OF THEIR SUCCESS WHILE YOU FAT FUCKS SIT IN YOUR BASEMENTA BEATING YOUR MEAT WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO! MEANWHILE I MADE A SWEET TRIBUTE VIDEO TO THE BEST BAND EVER FROM MASSACHUSETTS!!!
bennyhillifier
[Dec 30,2014 11:54am - Alx_Casket ""]
Brilliant marketing scheme!
[Dec 30,2014 11:58am - Yeti ""]
Basementa - Beating Your Meat
[Dec 30,2014 12:02pm - Reggie Fan ""]
Dumpster Fire for president! Looking forward to the next video.
[Dec 30,2014 12:06pm - Sully Paul Sullivan ""]
That could be it for videos, after the whole thing went down with me and Rawb, He ran right to his only buddy Reggie Farnsworth. Mikey is putting togethr all the PMs right know. They come complete with a song about Dumpster Fire written by the man himself, which I will be turning in to a Dumpster Fire song!
[Dec 30,2014 12:13pm - Sacreligion ""]
There is some really good stuff in here. There is a lot with Lady Spitfire as well but that conversation is like 50 images and I am not sure I have the patience to organize that right now.
http://imgur.com/a/wTwxX
[Dec 30,2014 12:45pm - Cops Laugh At Me Too ""]
That conversation is gold. I'm a little surprised it's not more over the top though.
[Dec 30,2014 12:51pm - Sacreligion ""]
Halfway through we decided we wanted to try to get in the Special Thanks section of their new CD so we tried to keep it reasonable instead of just making it as ridiculous as possible.
[Dec 30,2014 12:59pm - JACKPOT!!! ""]
Sacreligion said:There is some really good stuff in here. There is a lot with Lady Spitfire as well but that conversation is like 50 images and I am not sure I have the patience to organize that right now.
http://imgur.com/a/wTwxX
A+ GOLD!!!!!!
[Dec 30,2014 1:04pm - Deep Fried Mac and Cheese Bawls ""]
I'm guessing the new Dumpster Fire song will be a sing-a-long with those lyrics.
[Dec 30,2014 1:06pm - Yeti ""]
that conversation was very homoerotic.
[Dec 30,2014 1:10pm - Sacreligion ""]
Yeti said:that conversation was very homoerotic.
bennyhillifier
Anytime we suspected he might have been sniffing us out we just catered to his ego and he forgot about it.
[Dec 30,2014 1:13pm - wat ""]
they couldn't pay waaf $200 to play their song hahahahahahahahahahaha
[Dec 30,2014 1:31pm - Frank Cotton in Hell ""]
Reading those images is almost as painful as the music itself. BTW, did you hear they're big in the UK and Egypt now?
[Dec 30,2014 2:39pm - Boston Methuen = Same place ""]
Im amazed the rest of this gay band hasnt kicked out the mighty Rob Wells yet. Its truly sad that people like this exist. How the hell is this douche king married?!?!? The raptor riding the great white while shooting an uzi rules.
[Dec 30,2014 2:43pm - Sully Paul Sullivan ""]
In his defense that Dumpster Fire song isprobably the best song he's ever had anything to do with
[Dec 30,2014 2:53pm - Still well, holding onto the 90's ""]
I'd agree Sully, if he didn't also help spawn this thread.
[Dec 30,2014 3:03pm - Sacreligion ""]
Speaking of stuck in the 90s, why is the picture link to their Twitter page a picture of the guitar player from Disturbed?
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[Dec 30,2014 3:13pm - xmikex ""]
"THYK"
"Cykill"
"The police told us to let it go"
holy shit.
[Dec 30,2014 4:40pm - lootsrednuht gnik ""]
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[Dec 30,2014 4:51pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
That reveal legit just surprised the shit out of me. Brah-vo.
[Dec 30,2014 5:42pm - That shit is Raw,B ""]
***MEGA POSTING****
***DOUCHEBAG POSTING***
https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass Be sure to go "Like" this page!!
[Dec 30,2014 5:48pm - Momm Wells ""]
I'd probably have a roof by now if I didn't have a fagget 4 a son.
[Dec 30,2014 5:50pm - parents just don't understand ""]
Are multiple facebook pages really necessary to handle the teeming throngs of SWA fans?
[Dec 30,2014 7:39pm - Rawb the philosopher ""]
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[Dec 30,2014 7:45pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Is that a personal anecdote or is he setting the stage for another benefit caper?
[Dec 30,2014 7:52pm - wut ""]
Rawb%20the%20philosopher said:[img]
wtf is he even talking about.
[Dec 30,2014 8:01pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Dec 30,2014 8:13pm - xmikex ""]
"genetic"
lolwtf
[Dec 30,2014 8:13pm - Charles Berthoud's custom Warwick fretless bass ""]
"PLUS, here and ONLY on here will you learn about EXCLUSIVE parties like the one planned for August 3 in Manchester (area) IF I win this bass solo competition.
Peace and stay tuned!"
TOO BAD ROBBIE BOY!!!!
What the was he thinking? Winning the bass competition? With this pantyhose rape mask, and random strumming? Nope. what a fucking ASSHOLE
[Dec 30,2014 8:15pm - Sacreligion ""]
Keep calm and realize that there is a NEW bass solo video coming soon.
[Dec 30,2014 8:17pm - What an asshole ""]
"This page is soley set up for YOU!!! If your reading this then you must be one of the cooler kids around because, this page is for those who wanna get in on some extra things most others don't get the chance for in regards to Still Well Angel or myself.
So, tell me, what do YOU wanna see more of, on this page?"
[Dec 30,2014 8:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
The fucking biography on that page...
[Dec 30,2014 8:30pm - Rob Well's Bass solo ""]
Blah dun da dun dant dunsaefhuishgaliuh3etry2189y39hqeiofahejksfnkn " HEY!!"oiehsagh382hr dungsnnkdgjaljlgjeoirj "HEEEEAAY" oiheisofdojfisojidojfskdjfljsljkdfklsjdgjibupih3wiu "HEY!!". I cannot describe the cringe that watching that video causes, but its impossible to look away. A spastic 6 year old child could pick up the bass and play better then this dude.
[Dec 30,2014 9:13pm - paulgreeley ""]
The boys from Dumpster fire deserve a fucking statue or a WB contract for their Reggie masquerade.Well done boys.I tip my bedazzled cowboy hat to you!
[Dec 31,2014 2:03am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
FLOORED by the Reggie Trolling...
KATFISH OF KHAOS!!!
"I never said anything homophobic....only literally every 2nd word in my angry response to those "6 people on RTTP"
*Dead* @ "Put me in the liner notes"
[Dec 31,2014 10:40am - Rawb's bass strings ""]
Ugghhhh please change me! I'm filled with shame and almost cancer.
[Dec 31,2014 1:44pm - THE CYBER POLICE ""]
ATTENTION CITIZENS, THIS IS SAAAHGENT HAGHERTY OF THA CYBA POLICE MELROSE DIVISION. THIS THREAD IS BEIN CHAARGED WITH THE FOLLOWIN COUNTS -
ONE COUNT IMPERSONATIN SLAPSHOT
ONE COUNT ENGAGING A DUMPSTER FIRE WITHOUT A PERMIT
AND ONE COUNT FA HARRASSIN A FAHKIN RETAAAAHD AS WE BELIEVE MR WELLS TO BE
MR PEPELIS HAS BEEN ORDA-ED TO TURN IN ALL HIS FLOPPY DISKS AND TRANSCRIPTS OF SAID EVENTS OR WE WILL BUST HIS ASS ON ABSTRUCTSHION A JUSTICE. I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO VACATE THE THREAD WHICH IS NOW AN ACTIVE CRIME SCENE UNTIL WHICH TIME YOU ARE CLEEEYAHED TO RETURN FAHKIN... HENCEFORTH. THANK YOU.
[Dec 31,2014 4:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
This guy still thinks we are all just jealous. It's adorable. Or insane.
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[Dec 31,2014 4:36pm - You Can Tell It's A Robb Wells Original... ""]
...Because NO ONE REPLIED.
[Dec 31,2014 4:38pm - Sacreligion ""]
https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass
Get the fuck after it.
[Dec 31,2014 5:28pm - parents just don‘t understand ""]
What's worse, getting 20 people to notice you, or taking 20 years to get people to notice you?
[Jan 1,2015 11:43am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
The phrase "did yous drop out of 5th grade" will probably haunt me in my sleep. Cannot wrap my head around it.
[Jan 1,2015 11:56am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Also "we don't do drugs or drink" and then I almost died of LOL (like Robb's wife almost died of his wasted ass crashing his truck).
[Jan 1,2015 12:08pm - Anger LOLing ""]
random find just now
http://pbrd.co/1xjhnNG
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[Jan 1,2015 12:09pm - Anger LOLing ""]
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[Jan 1,2015 12:10pm - Anger LOLing ""]
oh man, the hits just keep on coming
http://fandalism.com/robbawellsiii/Gt9
[Jan 1,2015 12:22pm - Anger LOLing ""]
fandalism.com/robbawellsiii/Guy
[Jan 1,2015 12:39pm - Sacreligion ""]
It takes a special kind of person to list Lil Wayne, Madball, Nile, Lady Gaga, and Godsmack in their influences. Then have the song be whatever the fuck that was I just heard.
[Jan 1,2015 2:37pm - KING ROOFHOLESTEEL ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM THE GREATEST ROOF HOLE OF ALL TIME!! I'M DRIPPING ON ROBB'S MOTHER'S HEAD RIGHT NOW!! MOLD IS GETTING INTO HER WALLS!!! THE ONLY THING SHE HAS TO STOP ME IS AN OLD CROCKPOT AND A FAGGET SON WHO CAN'T RAISE ANY MONEY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[Jan 1,2015 2:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
Forgot about this little chestnut. A conversation from 2011 between Sully and Robb. Robb had gone online and said some terrible things about the Lucky Dog and its owner. He booked the club for a whole weekend for a benefit show for his deceased drummer. When nobody came out and the show made no money, delusional Robb Wells convinced himself that the club must have been stealing, because he is too big of a rock star for something he is involved in to fail.
http://imgur.com/a/2C08f
Dem ReverbNation statistics tho...
[Jan 1,2015 4:09pm - xmikex ""]
My favorite thing about bands like SWA is how many terrible hardcore bands full of 20 somethings there are that can organize national/international tours and play to more people in 1 show than SWA has combined in their entire career. And then act like it never happened.
bennyhillifier
[Jan 1,2015 5:44pm - AC DURP DC ""]
bennyhillifier
Is LadySpitFire legit mentally retarded?
[Jan 1,2015 10:22pm - Frank Cotton in Hell ""]
legit LOL at "your riffs are on the level of a pig farting into a coffee can"
[Jan 2,2015 12:45am - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass/photos/a.172053852997861.1073741833.134837596719487/172053876331192/?type=3&theater
He calls himself...and the guitarist with no personality...
"The Toxic Twins"
No drugs...No alcohol...but yet right on par with Sixx/Lee and Perry/Tyler
Die in a boat fire, Robb.
[Jan 2,2015 1:38am - Sacreligion ""]
Vote for Still Well Angel as New England's best metal act!!
http://www.nemusicawards.com/ne-music-award-nomineesvote
But seriously, that list is a bundle of LOLs. One of those bands labels themselves "radio metal".
[Jan 2,2015 2:00am - Sacreligion ""]
LOLWUT
http://www.reverbnation.com/show/14887970
bennyhillifier
[Jan 2,2015 2:23am - narkybark ""]
I can't hate that guy just because of the bad Chris Farley impersonation
[Jan 2,2015 8:32am - Yeti ""]
I wonder if they paint their own fingernails or if they have SWA manicures.
[Jan 2,2015 9:23am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
I like to imagine that they actually paid to make 10 seconds of a video (@1:08) and now they're raising funds for the next 10 seconds.
[Jan 2,2015 9:30am - Alx_Casket ""]
AC%20DURP%20DC said:
Is LadySpitFire legit mentally retarded?
bennyhillifier
[Jan 2,2015 10:07am - Real Doctor ""]
Toxic Twins my ass. Robb is old enough to be that guitar player's grandpa.
[Jan 2,2015 10:56am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Cancer%20Benefit%20Victim said:https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass/photos/a.172053852997861.1073741833.134837596719487/172053876331192/?type=3&theater
He calls himself...and the guitarist with no personality...
"The Toxic Twins"
No drugs...No alcohol...but yet right on par with Sixx/Lee and Perry/Tyler
Die in a boat fire, Robb.
Well they are toxic. They're almost-cancer to real music.
[Jan 2,2015 1:44pm - xmikex ""]
RE: Chris Farley "Dead Season" (lol) guy...
Did those guys attend the "Legitimizing your worthless merch through framing it" seminar by Graveside Service? GROWN MEN OF THE WORLD: GIVE UP ON YOUR NU-METAL BANDS!!!
[Jan 2,2015 1:52pm - Reggie needs your help ""]
http://www.gofundme.com/jlg2uw
[Jan 2,2015 1:55pm - Alx_Casket ""]
SUPPORT!
[Jan 2,2015 2:20pm - Three cheers for Reggie ""]
Reggie really does deserve some sort of award. If only he can manage to book a show with Dumpster Fire headlining over SWA.
[Jan 2,2015 2:25pm - Sacreligion ""]
Booking it is easy. Whether or not they would show is another matter.
[Jan 2,2015 2:26pm - Can I borrow $10,000? ""]
For $10,000
"I will go to an SWA show and literally take a dump in the middle of the stage."
PLEASE DONATE!
[Jan 2,2015 2:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
Start a GoFundMe for $10000 to donate to Reggie's.
Also, this is a trollworthy event:
https://www.facebook.com/events/253399801501652/?ref=22
[Jan 2,2015 2:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Jan 2,2015 2:48pm - Yeti ""]
A Linkin Park tribute in Dudley MA? pump the brakes, party animals.
[Jan 2,2015 2:50pm - Yeti ""]
narkybark said:I can't hate that guy just because of the bad Chris Farley impersonation
the struggle to breathe properly was too much for me.
[Jan 2,2015 2:57pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am amazed no one has noticed the link I posted to their show in France with Satyricon.
[Jan 2,2015 2:58pm - pissing blazers ""]
Sacreligion said:Start a GoFundMe for $10000 to donate to Reggie's.
Also, this is a trollworthy event:
https://www.facebook.com/events/253399801501652/?ref=22
this event was from last year it seems. still lolz worth considering 1K were invited and 8 attended.
[Jan 2,2015 3:03pm - Sacreligion ""]
pissing%20blazers said:
Sacreligion said:Start a GoFundMe for $10000 to donate to Reggie's.
Also, this is a trollworthy event:
https://www.facebook.com/events/253399801501652/?ref=22
this event was from last year it seems. still lolz worth considering 1K were invited and 8 attended.
DAMMIT
[Jan 2,2015 3:06pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Any Boston dates announced for their megatour yet?
[Jan 2,2015 3:14pm - pissing blazers ""]
original hilarious tour schedule has since been redacted. pretty sure they are still playing drafters in dudley this spring though. so far this is how their worldwide east cost mega khaos tour is shaping up.
Friday, April 3- Maine
Saturday, April 4- Maine
Wednesday, April 8- Maine
Friday, April 10- Vermont
Saturday, April 11- Vermont
Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire
Friday, April 17- New Hampshire
Saturday, April 18- New Hampshire
Thurs, April 23rd-Massachusetts
Friday, April 24- Massachusetts
Saturday, April 25- Massachusetts
Friday, May 1- Rhode Island
Saturday, May 2- Rhode Island
Friday, May 8- Connecticut
Saturday, May 9- Connecticut
Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut
Friday, May 15- New Jersey
Saturday, May 16- New Jersey
Friday, May 22- (Upper) New York
Saturday, May 23- (Mid) New York
Sunday, May 24- (Lower) New York
Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania
Saturday, June 13- Pennsylvania
Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland
Friday, June 19th- Maryland
Sat, June 20th -Washington, D.C.
Sun, June 21st- Richmond, Virginia
Tues, June 23rd- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Weds, June 24th- Virginia
Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina
Fri, June 26th- North Carolina
Sat, June 27th- North Carolina
Fri, July 17th- South Carolina
Saturday, July 18th- South Carolina
Sunday, July 19th- Georgia
Tues, July 21st- Georgia
Weds, July 22nd- Alabama
Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama
Friday, July 24th- Florida
Saturday, July 25th- Florida
Sunday, July 26th- Florida
[Jan 2,2015 3:25pm - Sacreligion ""]
I wish I had the knowledge and foresight in the biz to book the last dates of my tour half a country away and not play any shows on the way back.
[Jan 2,2015 3:29pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Due to their advanced age, Florida may actually be their final resting ground.
[Jan 2,2015 4:51pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
I have to laugh at them thinking there'll be two venues in Rhode Island looking to book them on back to back nights.
This tour itinerary looks like it was drafted by a retarded 13 year old with a crayon. "I WANNA GO TO FLORDA!"
[Jan 2,2015 9:19pm - Rob Wells needs xanex badly ""]
Those pictures from the American Legion Birthday party/show.........(practice)?!??!?! oh my. SWA cake????
[Jan 2,2015 10:27pm - Robbs Navy buddy ""]
About
Hello friends and welcome to my world! Here we will ban together as we strive for world domination!
Are you ready?
Biography
Well, I'll start off with my arrival back into New England, Manchester, NH to be exact where I joined the metal band THYK (pronounced thick). We did good for a band of four years (me playing the fifth and last). Got record label interest but due to some "personal issues" the band fell apart never to re-form again.
After THAT happened, rhythm guitarist and I went on to form a new project enlisting a young lead guitarist and drummer to form (what would later be known as State Of Corrections) Pro-Deth (after a month it became Face Plant then Hidden Agenda), a thrash metal band. Never finding the right drummer the band split off to do other things. Rhythm guitarist went BACK to THYK lead singer/rhythm guitarist and formed a new band. Lead guitarist and I went on to join Anger Rising (on Screaming Ferret Wreckords).
With Anger Rising fast climbing the local charts, they too caught the interest of record companies. And guess what? Yup, similar story as the first one. Get a little success and it goes to some heads.
With Anger Rising now done I felt more motivated to pick up where rhythm guitarist and I left off prior to A.R., fixing Hidden Agenda by getting the best drummer possible.
Well, January 1st of 2010 we brought on Rique, changed the name to State Of Corrections and wrecked shop!
S.O.C. went on to play with many nationals/internationals on some of the biggest stages on the East Coast. Massive fan base. Took over the charts on Reverb Nations and got an offer, 9 MONTHS into being a band, to sign with Decca Records in 2011. Unfortunately, we had to turn it down due to untimely passing of Rique, our drummer.
Determined not to quit I press forward with hopes of finding the right friends/brothers (or sister) to take over the world with.
Well, to continue the journeys tale, after playing a mini tour, down South, with the band Still Well Angel. After having a couple of months separate us, afterwards, as "things got done", I returned, full time, to kick the ass of EVERYONE who hears/sees us... and we'll do it with love!
Here's to ANOTHER chapter in the journey (and quest for world domination) of...Robb Wells.
Description
I'm "THAT" dude who likes to melt face with his bass! Ayup. I love what I do and I do what I love. Everything in between is time killer.
Band Interests
Making friends while dominating the world!
Artists We Also Like
Metallica, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Poison, Slayer, Dangerous Toys, Beethoven, Billy Joel, Elton John, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, L.A. Guns, fuck it! This list can keep going on and on and on and on...
[Jan 2,2015 10:40pm - whaaaat thhhheee fuuuu ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/132218773649268/
[Jan 2,2015 11:10pm - Sacreligion ""]
Almost cancer, almost killed his wife, and almost label interest. Is there anything he almost can't do?
[Jan 2,2015 11:16pm - Cliff notes ""]
It should have just said "I'm "THAT" dude"
[Jan 2,2015 11:18pm - 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ""]
Hey, Still Well Angel! Will you do a version of our jingle for us?!?
[Jan 3,2015 12:26am - Grim Kim Riley ""]
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[Jan 3,2015 2:31am - Sully Paul Sullivan ""]
I agree with that internet fight meme fully, and I don't usually get involved in such things, but this shit is funny and well deserved
[Jan 3,2015 11:04am - Sacreligion ""]
Reggie Farnsworth has been blocked and reported to Facebook. No longer allowed to post on any groups or pages. It is a sad day for America, and therefore, the world. :(
[Jan 3,2015 11:33am - xmikex ""]
In other news Tommy Dice is now actively pretending that he doesn't live with his parents.
[Jan 3,2015 11:53am - Snowden ""]
Sacreligion said:I wish I had the knowledge and foresight in the biz to book the last dates of my tour half a country away and not play any shows on the way back.
A 4-month one-way tour down the East Coast, so good. At that rate it would take them an entire year to cover the U.S. (ending up in Seattle presumably).
[Jan 3,2015 12:03pm - pissing blazers ""]
RIP REGGIE.
[Jan 3,2015 12:54pm - narkybark ""]
Almost a fan.
[Jan 6,2015 11:05am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
bennyhillifier
[Jan 6,2015 11:05am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Them Vocals Kidd!!
[Jan 6,2015 11:10am - Sacreligion ""]
Did they record every song off of this album at different times in entirely different studios? None of the production sounds remotely the same. Sweet Murica though.
[Jan 6,2015 11:11am - Yeti ""]
theyr keerp orn cerming!
[Jan 6,2015 11:12am - Sacreligion ""]
ITT: Sean Chicarello once tasted feet.
[Jan 6,2015 11:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
Sean fucks up his own lyrics at 4:07 when he rhymes "drums they beat" with "hearts they beat" and realizes that he shouldn't have let Robb write the lyrics. Definitely doesn't say "hearts they beat."
[Jan 6,2015 11:33am - Alx_Casket ""]
Now I'm thinking Robbtard Wellz made the video.
Exhibit A:
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Exhibit B:
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-lyrics clearly say "flairgs in ay-eah!"
[Jan 6,2015 11:36am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
If any of these songs have anything in common it is that they Jason Newsted'd the fuck out of Robb's bass!!!
[Jan 6,2015 11:41am - Sacreligion ""]
That sweet editing job at 3:15 though.
[Jan 6,2015 11:53am - Stock in Kool-aid is rising ""]
Wait... No Halo Production?!?! I thought they were on WB?
[Jan 6,2015 11:54am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
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[Jan 6,2015 11:55am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Drummer's job is video editing! He is showing of some skills!
[Jan 6,2015 12:33pm - xmikex ""]
Nothing screams PROFESSIONAL BAND like a giant Historical Film Archive watermark all over your serious metal video.
Also, dying laughing over "Flag the Air." Trying to land that sweet Godsmack National Guard endorsement cash $$$
[Jan 6,2015 12:39pm - mind goat ""]
it is worse when you can actually read the text... it is like the worst bolt thrower lyrics mangled with disturbed riffs and iron maiden thrown in for good measure.
UNITING AS ONE, BUT EVERYBODY DIES
wat
[Jan 6,2015 12:58pm - 1-800-MATTRESS ""]
1-877-Kars-4-Kids said:Hey, Still Well Angel! Will you do a version of our jingle for us?!?
We have first dibs on a SWA jingle!
[Jan 6,2015 1:39pm - No Halo Productions ""]
It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome
[Jan 6,2015 2:34pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
One on one
They keep on coming
Head for the (ir??) Hills
They keep on running
Clenching their fists
With all of their might
Making their way
They won't stop
They won't stop to fight
Song is..."No Retreat"
*Head bashes desk*
Sounds like 'their hills' because of the retarded inflection he uses...
And when he's rambling about "It makes you feel numb", he clearly says "dumb" both times.
If this turns out to be a Spinal Tap-like parody, their comedic level is infinite...
[Jan 6,2015 2:42pm - Sacreligion ""]
To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.
[Jan 6,2015 3:03pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
On Robb's January 2nd stat us that had him asking how to get war footage:
"Lol! We can work on finding... each other! Lol! We're, well, Steve, is building a video and finding old war footage that doesn't have copywrite issues is what we need. Stuff we can promote (for NO money) without getting sued. Lol!"
So one, they "started" this video less than 5 days ago (HUGE surprise there)
And two, how is this insane, supposed East Coast being funded? How do they play North Carolina, have 3 weeks off, then play South Carolina? Where is the gas money? Are we all supposed to believe ANY of this?!?
They can't even put $10 into a lyric video...
[Jan 6,2015 3:09pm - joeyvsdavidlopan nli ""]
I had the same thought watching that video. There's absolutely no way they have the aspirations they say they do and are letting shit like this slide.
[Jan 6,2015 3:15pm - pissing blazers ""]
ITT: the long con continues to evolve before our eyes. prepare thou selves forst the unveiling
[Jan 6,2015 3:18pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
Just you wait! Soon they'll win the NE Music Awards!
I mean, how can they not, by begging for votes and sharing that status on 89 different facebook pages? (literally 89)
[Jan 6,2015 3:19pm - xmikex ""]
Who is that guy that uses all that war footage for his songs that everyone loves?
Oh yeah... BOYD RICE. Let's be more like him.
[Jan 6,2015 3:39pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
That guys job is fucking Video editing!!!! I made the Farnsworth reveal video in a half an hour with windows movie maker, this guy has a fucking studio!!![img]
[Jan 6,2015 3:40pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
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[Jan 6,2015 3:41pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Fuck that Image
[Jan 6,2015 3:41pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Here Reginald:
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[Jan 6,2015 4:32pm - Headbanging_Man ""]
whaaaat%20thhhheee%20fuuuu said:https://www.facebook.com/events/132218773649268/
"Million Person Guitar March & Fundraiser"
Guests
3going
4maybe
39invited
Looks promising!
[Jan 6,2015 5:00pm - Yeti ""]
August 6th 2016. with any luck the lady from Ghostbusters 2 was right and the world will have long been destroyed.
[Jan 6,2015 5:09pm - pissing blazers ""]
Yeti said:August 6th 2016. with any luck the script for the lady Ghostbusters 3 will have long been destroyed.
[Jan 6,2015 5:10pm - xmikex ""]
I think I see the issue with this band... not enough NTSC monitors.
[Jan 6,2015 5:51pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
No%20Halo%20Productions said:It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome
XD
[Jan 6,2015 6:39pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Thanks!
[Jan 7,2015 1:57am - BOYD RICES' NAZI MEMORABILIA ""]
126 views on that piece of trash called a "music" video and I can almost guarantee they are all from people on this board. Gotta start booking shows for this band
[Jan 7,2015 7:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
Sacreligion said:To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.
I just rewatched the bass competition video and have to agree. There is no fucking way this is not a joke band. I'm starting to see the humor they surreptitiously embedded.
[Jan 7,2015 12:11pm - damn ""]
holy shit it is indeed some long con god level troll. hats off to SWA.
they are like the Lloyd Christmas of music pretending to be brain dead this whole time. But that bass competition vid definitely gave it away
[Jan 7,2015 12:23pm - Alx_Casket ""]
This whole thread was pointless. We look so gullible, wasting our time falling for their joke. I'm sure they'll come clean about SWA and all its self-liking social media bullshit on April 1, 2015... Right?
[Jan 7,2015 12:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
INB4 Robb claims he was in on it the whole time and we are all just jealous of their comedic abilities.
[Jan 7,2015 12:30pm - NO WAI ""]
You're all giving them too much credit. They're not smart enough to be trolls. They are serious about their shit music.
[Jan 7,2015 12:35pm - Dance Mayor McCheese Dance ""]
I'm still patiently awaiting the new bass solo video.
If this was all a Rawbbie troll job, I'd have no problem with him taking home a lifetime achievement award. Hell, I might even donate to his mom's swiss cheese roof...
[Jan 7,2015 1:25pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
WHERE IS OUR THIS PUZZLE PIECE!!
THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL "NO RETREAT" SINGLE IS OUT AND RACKING UP YOUTUBE PLAYS!!
I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING MORE OF THIS AMAZING ALBUM COVER!!
WHAT DO DOWN THUMBS MEAN ON YOUTUBE, BY THE WAY??
PUZZLE PIECE!! KHAOS DEMANDS PUZZLES!!
[Jan 7,2015 1:26pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
*THIRD
[Jan 7,2015 1:45pm - KOK ""]
At least it was better than KERNER OF KAERRS because you don't have to see the one dude dressed in white wearing a cowboy hat. or any of them. youtube analytics must be funny for this on.
[Jan 7,2015 3:30pm - Almost Robb Wells ""]
is the bass solo on Youtube?
[Jan 7,2015 3:50pm - Sacreligion ""]
I am reposting the first one because it deserves it. I know the second one is in the works but I don't have a timeline for it.
bennyhillifier
[Jan 7,2015 4:07pm - bdrnnnggg YEAH! ""]
Ayup, he's THAT dude right there...
[Jan 7,2015 5:00pm - GREELEY PAULZA ""]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9-3WxS7ysY
[Jan 7,2015 6:07pm - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H2mk242akU
State Of Corrections
ROBB WAS THE SINGER?!?!?!
[Jan 7,2015 6:14pm - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Dm_tys4v8
Robb as a frontman is everything you would figure.
Awful delivery, mixed with triumphant "I Am Awesome!" poses, and banter that mimics his retarded comebacks of the now, even years ago.
His sucking is a terminal condition, apparently.
[Jan 7,2015 8:15pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Trolling began in a different band, incredible work. Bravo!
[Jan 8,2015 10:09am - Welcome To Our Society! ""]
Robb really is the worst. And State of Corrections was far from his solo project. Hopefully he doesn't try and sue me for typing out the name of the band. I mean it is copyrighted and all...
[Jan 8,2015 2:42pm - best thread ""]
Endless material, this thread rules. Pure gold.
[Jan 8,2015 8:39pm - BOYD RICES‘ TOTENKOPF T SHIRT ""]
Its sad and a disgrace to the drummer that he posted this even after the drummer told him not to post this. sad
[Jan 9,2015 9:25am - Sterht of Khorect-i-YEAHRH ""]
pffffffffffff
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http://pasteboard.co/ejTaigq.png
[Jan 9,2015 10:41am - xmikex ""]
^ Saw that this morning. Can't wait!
[Jan 9,2015 12:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
We have worldwide distro on YouTube you jealous fgt.
[Jan 9,2015 12:26pm - narkybark ""]
I hope it's true so the world can share our suffering.
[Jan 9,2015 2:43pm - IN B4 ""]
IN B4 THEY TOUR WITH NICKELBACK
[Jan 10,2015 9:08am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Holy Shit!! These Retards made another Lyric Video!!
bennyhillifier
[Jan 10,2015 9:52am - truthinator ""]
Sacreligion said:Vote for Still Well Angel as New England's best metal act!!
http://www.nemusicawards.com/ne-music-award-nomineesvote
But seriously, that list is a bundle of LOLs. One of those bands labels themselves "radio metal".
The only other band listed in the "metal" category I've heard of is Anaria. And even that's only because fits. And progmetaldrumr.
[Jan 10,2015 9:54am - truthinator ""]
Fits = tits. Fucking autocorrect.
[Jan 10,2015 3:36pm - Snowden ""]
Did the singer and drummer have one set of five o'clock shadow to share between them?
[Jan 10,2015 11:30pm - METAL!?!?!?!! ""]
http://youtu.be/hZ9evqOAuFs
[Jan 11,2015 6:32pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
New lyric vid is twice the quality of the first.
[Jan 11,2015 7:47pm - whattttttt ""]
I will never get those 4 minutes out of mind...see big tour possibilities for SWA with these jackasses
[Jan 12,2015 10:14am - Best song yet ""]
Emotions Bundled Duuuuuppp is their best and most creative song yet.
[Jan 12,2015 11:19am - Yeti ""]
hahahaha holy shit. Even though that is a joke it still sounds exactly like every one of their songs.
[Jan 12,2015 11:45am - Alx_Casket ""]
Has their America's Got Talent submission video been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE09dOMf7pU
[Jan 12,2015 11:55am - pissing blazers ""]
Reggie%20Farnsworth said:Holy Shit!! These Retards made another Lyric Video!!
bennyhillifier
link to video plz? cannot view on this page for some reason..
[Jan 12,2015 12:07pm - Sacreligion ""]
Still Well Angel Emotions Bundled Duuuupppp!!!!: http://youtu.be/MfxDIFjz7jk
[Jan 12,2015 12:38pm - A serious question ""]
Alx_Casket said:Has their America's Got Talent submission video been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE09dOMf7pU
How long did they practice their video announcing skills to say the band name in unison like that?
[Jan 12,2015 12:42pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""]
My dickcheese has more talent than Still Well Angel.
[Jan 12,2015 2:19pm - Sacreligion ""]
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Buh. 3 years too late on a fantastic trolling opportunity.
[Jan 12,2015 2:28pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
That flier is clearly in error. Shouldn't they be headlining?
[Jan 13,2015 10:14am - cool show with bands ""]
STOP THE TROLLING BENEFIT SHOW FEATURING ROBB WELLS AND MIKE FROM NACHZEHRER
VENUE TBA
COVER $18
[Jan 13,2015 8:58pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
Get off my lawn you greasy juggalo
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[Jan 13,2015 10:15pm - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Somebody tell Robb's mom to get her leaky-ass trailer out of the perrrk.
[Jan 14,2015 12:55pm - Grim Kim Riley ""]
Haha, on the twitter it says they have "unforgettable lyrics" SICKKKK
[Jan 14,2015 1:58pm - Yeti ""]
"flag the air" is certainly unforgettable.
[Jan 14,2015 2:36pm - Samantha ""]
This thread is beginning to rival the neverending thread of death.
[Jan 14,2015 2:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
I have circummed to these unforgettable lyrics.
[Jan 14,2015 3:24pm - needs moar bass solos ""]
Samantha said:This thread is beginning to rival the neverending thread of death.
however it is turning into the neverending thread of meh...
[Jan 14,2015 3:31pm - I'm circumming so hard ""]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/96jgHSX.png[/IMG}
[Jan 14,2015 3:31pm - I‘m circumming so hard ""]
I said:[img]
[Jan 14,2015 3:47pm - Almost Ro##Bb wEL*s ""]
SIR CUM SIKK-KHAOS
[Jan 14,2015 6:47pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Been a while since we've had any real news from SWA. When's their big WORLD DOMINATION TOUR kick off? Is it going to include another benefit show that no one shows up for that'll need some slurs to take the attention off their failure as a band and as human beings?
[Jan 14,2015 7:57pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
S to the W A packin' the Dirty Dancer
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[Jan 14,2015 8:09pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
atodaso
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[Jan 14,2015 8:20pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
Can't outsmart george green boys
Video Link
[Jan 14,2015 8:21pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
https://myspace.com/stillwellangel/video/dry-soul/107039167
[Jan 14,2015 11:01pm - xmikex ""]
Remember the time Robb said he couldn't remember if he played the Centrum or not?
[Jan 15,2015 5:10am - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
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10 Year Reunion....at the All Age Sad Cafe.
4+ Years later....STILL playing the Sad Cafe....until they finally closed the place in shame.......
[Jan 15,2015 5:13am - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
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Wow...history was made that night....
Robb saw his future chance for World Domination on the same (rickety Salisbury Beach club) stage as State Of Correction(s) (Got the name wrong on the flyer)
ONLY Fifteen bucks!!! Wow.....what an amazing deal!!!
[Jan 15,2015 5:18am - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
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From their "Iguana in New York" photo album.
So they drove all the way to NYC......to play a show.....and this....was their "surely receptive" audience that night.
[Jan 15,2015 5:28am - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
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........
[Jan 15,2015 7:39am - Alx_Casket ""]
DYA is cooking up fresh beets
[Jan 15,2015 9:59am - RAPPIN' ROBBY DUBBZ ""]
YO MY NAME IZ ROBB
AN' I'M HERE TO SAY
HAVE I EVER PLAYED THE CENTRUM?
EHHHHHHHH..... I.... EHHH MAYBE.... YEAH... YEAH... I DID....
BREAK IT DOWNN
[Jan 15,2015 12:50pm - Another Best Metal Nominee ""]
Metal//
bennyhillifier
[Jan 15,2015 12:55pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Guy tells girl to stop stalking him, girl kills herself, band makes watered down song and WAIT was that a picture of Bova at 3:33??
[Jan 15,2015 1:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
https://www.facebook.com/events/1486524044955719
I see a lot of potential for awesome on that event page.
[Jan 15,2015 1:59pm - Sacreligion ""]
http://www.nemusicawards.com/nemacon15
And we can definitely attend this conference if we want to get some serious knowledge of the biz and get on Robb Wells' level.
[Jan 15,2015 2:07pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
"The band sounds like the rock bands Creed or Staind and their lyrics are usually about life's struggles."
http://www.mhl.org/answers/index.php/Music...d_Musical_Groups_-_Still_Well_Angel
[Jan 15,2015 2:27pm - Sacreligion ""]
Article claims they played the Centrum before Robb's time in the band. Sources corroborated nowhere else on the entire internet. Legit story bro.
[Jan 15,2015 2:58pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
if a band plays in the forest before Robb becomes a member, does anyone hear it?
Bonus question: does anyone hear it after, either?
[Jan 15,2015 3:05pm - Yeti ""]
they are named after something from A League of Their Own?? Outstanding.
[Jan 15,2015 3:17pm - bratty kid ""]
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BUTTROCK N ROLL!!!!
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[Jan 15,2015 11:15pm - Cancer Benefit Victim ""]
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I mean.......everyone starts somewhere......
But holy shit....they had a RESIDENCY basically.
[Jan 16,2015 8:34am - Yeti ""]
I can't tell you if we played the Centrum, but we rocked the fuck out of the Pheasant Lane Mall!
[Jan 16,2015 8:38am - xmikex ""]
Has this band ever played an actual show at a normal venue?
[Jan 16,2015 10:48am - Sacreligion ""]
I am waiting patiently for their acoustoc-EDM crossover set at Spencer Gifts later this year.
[Jan 16,2015 11:53am - Sacreligion ""]
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This fuckin guy... Hahaha
[Jan 16,2015 12:21pm - Samantha ""]
What the hell is a "sociological inbalance"? Is that a clinical diagnosis?
[Jan 16,2015 12:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
I think he meant "almost sociologically imbalanced".
It genuinely frustrates me that there are people who drink his kool aid.
[Jan 16,2015 1:08pm - Alx_Casket ""]
For a band that claims to be compassionate to mental illness and trauma (remember that's what their unforgettable lyrics are supposed to be about), Robb is quick to dish out assumptions about past emotional abuses. Pretty hypocritical.
Also inb4 the details of their major almost-record deal surfaces.
[Jan 16,2015 1:16pm - Inbalanced Socialite ""]
Best thing that band has going for them is this thread.
I didn't think there would be any kool-aid left to drink after he dyed his hair...
[Jan 16,2015 1:26pm - Yeti ""]
looks like he's got some EMOTIONS BUNDLE DUUUUP
[Jan 16,2015 5:47pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
Conquering the world one donation at a time! Who needs to buy a thong?
http://www.gofundme.com/swamusic
[Jan 16,2015 5:48pm - xmikex ""]
****MEDIA RELEASE****
Brand new Gofundme. SWA with their hands out AGAIN.
http://www.gofundme.com/swamusic
[Jan 16,2015 5:52pm - bratty kid ""]
Hrmm.. you would think the record company would cover an expense like that.
[Jan 16,2015 6:05pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Jan 16,2015 6:06pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Arthur Farnswortharelli LMAO
[Jan 16,2015 7:12pm - Sacreligion ""]
It's a small price to pay, but if you donate you can say whatever the fuck you want and they can't delete it. Worth it in my opinion.
[Jan 16,2015 9:03pm - This Khaos Has Taking Me ""]
Let me get this straight, they're asking their fans to give them money to buy the merchandise that they will then sell back to those same fans?
I don't know how, but the level of stupidity and pure greed continues to amaze me
[Jan 16,2015 9:30pm - SWA's only groupie = Robbs mom ""]
"ALL new merch, as well, including T-shirts, CD's, Stickers, Buttons, Hoodies, and Thongs"
Cant forget the all important thongs. Imagine the ghoulish looking beastly Halloween decoration of a "woman" that would actually purchase one of those. It chills me deeply.
Fuck this band, and Rob Wellz needs to shut his fucking mouth NO ONE is jealous of your lame band that is going no where and your stupid fucking FAKE music award ceremony. NONE of those bands are metal. Id go to to that award box social only to attempt to get a blowie from that bitch in a simple complex. SWA needs to focus on patching holes in Mr Wells moms roof, and give up on trying to play nu metal. pure shit
[Jan 17,2015 9:59am - That Roof Ain't Gonna Patch Itself ""]
Raw'hb also once claimed to be an electrical engineer that would be making over 200k a year if he was working full time instead of focusing on the band.
He also once likened his stage show to Lord of the Rings while looking for people to invest in Stillwell.
[Jan 17,2015 12:03pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Jan 18,2015 12:19am - paulgreeley ""]
Emotiobs bundled durrrrrrrrrp.Even rock stars need a break from playing hot topic to settle down and get hitched..
http://m.andovertownsman.com/community/dou...a00-b9e8-656bda455eb8.html?mode=jqm
[Jan 18,2015 1:48am - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
I lol'd hard at the farnsworth donation, woke my wife up, she's pissed
[Jan 18,2015 3:07pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
Cool gig bro
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[Jan 18,2015 6:48pm - paulgreeley ""]
Aww bummer they finally deleted Reggie's comment on the gofundme page.Took them long enough haha
[Jan 19,2015 2:11am - Sacreligion ""]
We were not aware they could delete the comments made from donors. Going to have to look into retracting said donations as a possibility.
[Jan 19,2015 2:16am - Sacreligion ""]
It is still god damn hilarious that the only $10 they have is from members of Dumpster Fire.
[Jan 19,2015 7:43pm - Sacreligion ""]
http://www.beautyrockfusion.com/#!Still-We...C854E86-1F26-49DA-B63A-96DDA6D48838
Sweet review bro.
[Jan 20,2015 1:52am - MTV CONNECTION ""]
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[Jan 20,2015 9:48am - pissingblazers ""]
Sacreligion said:http://www.beautyrockfusion.com/#!Still-Well-Angel-Korner-of-Kaos-Review/cmbz/4C854E86-1F26-49DA-B63A-96DDA6D48838
Sweet review bro.
"seriuosly recommend"
"Music is their life; they dream it, eat it, and they put their hearts into every song they write and every performance they give."
i'm pretty sure that SWA guys wrote this review themselves and had a connection at what ever site this is to just have them put it up for them.
[Jan 20,2015 10:03am - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah, it reads like an Amazon review where it's obviously someone from the company giving a 5 star rating.
[Jan 20,2015 10:05am - xmikex ""]
$3,000 goal. A week later the only 2 donations are from RTTP.
[Jan 20,2015 10:20am - Alx_Casket ""]
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152311301447219
Dumpster Fire needs to sample the ending "yeaarh, babeyah!" in the next musick video.
[Jan 20,2015 12:00pm - narkybark ""]
Well... solved that one pretty easily!
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[Jan 21,2015 11:59am - Sacreligion ""]
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Well we just can't let this thread sink to the bottom when this gem exists.
[Jan 21,2015 12:12pm - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
Are they officially on the show, or are they just thinking that if they commit to enough ticket sales they'll be allowed on?
[Jan 21,2015 12:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
Definitely fishing for sales beforehand because they can't afford to not sell any once they agree to be on the show.
[Jan 21,2015 12:35pm - kerry king's hair ""]
oh man. come on, this can't be real. pay to play with alien fuckin ant farm? hed pe?
[Jan 21,2015 2:19pm - BroFundMe ""]
They must have been asked to be on that, we all know they don't do pay to play shows. I'm honestly a little shocked Rawb-a-dub-dub didn't say Hed PE and Alient Ant Farm were opening up for SWA...
[Jan 21,2015 10:58pm - xgodzillax ""]
save this thread from the second page
[Jan 22,2015 12:02am - Timriley ""]
this thread trumped serenade II darkness in about 2 posts. good job, boys.
[Jan 22,2015 12:43am - The Real Robb Wells ""]
Signing autographs for the biggest fan
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[Jan 22,2015 12:56am - The Real Robb Wells ""]
Disturbingly festive pre-robb wells video
http://www.jibjab.com/view/2OJ3Q6FOjhEZL6o9
[Jan 22,2015 11:13am - bottom hat ""]
oh lord yes
[Jan 22,2015 11:38am - Grim Kim Riley ""]
god these guys are such losers
[Jan 22,2015 11:58am - Yeti ""]
that Xmas video looked and sounded better than their original work.
[Jan 22,2015 2:49pm - Yeti ""]
BACK TO THE FRONT
[Jan 22,2015 3:13pm - tottom bat ""]
one
[Jan 22,2015 3:14pm - Mega Posting ""]
Why so silent lately? At least we all know all 10 fans want to see them with Alien Ant Farm...
[Jan 22,2015 5:04pm - Yeti ""]
SWAck to the front
[Jan 22,2015 10:42pm - Puzzle piece numbah three ""]
Those fucking gay puzzle pieces. Look at the terrible art that they paid way too much money for
[Jan 23,2015 8:03am - DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL ""]
Puzzle%20piece%20numbah%20three said:Those fucking gay puzzle pieces. Look at the terrible art that WE, THE ARMIES OF SWA FANS paid way too much money for
fix'd
[Jan 23,2015 9:38am - Alx_Casket ""]
Wednesday, January 28, 2015@4:30pm-9:00pm in Lowell, Ma., Still Well Angel will be shooting an UN-official video for our next single No Friend Of Mine, an anti bullying/hate song.
We are having an OPEN CALL to all kids 10+, parents, military personnel (all branches, in uniform), law enforcement (sheriffs, local/non-local police, state police, etc.) BANDS (SHOW THAT MUSIC CARES) and anyone wanting to show support. PM me for ALL the details
Someone get the details so we can show support.
[Jan 23,2015 9:55am - wat ""]
AHAHHAHAHAH
[Jan 23,2015 10:21am - Yeti ""]
an anti-bullying song? you have big shoes to fill if you think you are going to outshine the majesty of "To A Hell".
[Jan 23,2015 11:27am - LongDeadGod_nli ""]
Is the RTTP forum going to be featured as the bully in the video?
[Jan 23,2015 2:30pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Yes, along with cancer victims, dumpster fire, and the still well damaged roof that robb is too busy with painting fingernails to fix himself.
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og
[Jan 23,2015 2:39pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
Robb Wells owes me $18!!! If he doesn't bring it to me at the Gates of Chinatown by midnight tonight, I'll send Megatron to kill him!
[Jan 23,2015 2:44pm - SWAgallos ""]
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[Jan 23,2015 2:54pm - Grave Side DeVito ""]
If every fan donated a buck then they'd have $750,000! Why isn't it happening??
[Jan 23,2015 4:24pm - Borderline Trogolodyte ""]
How do you shoot your own unofficial video?
[Jan 23,2015 4:56pm - Yeti ""]
I do a lot of things for people, so fix my mom's roof.
[Jan 23,2015 5:34pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Robb Wells = King Gofundmestool
[Jan 24,2015 12:47am - whoa ""]
Alx_Casket said:Robb Wells = King Gofundmestool
Is Vital Remains looking for a bass player?
[Jan 24,2015 10:23am - bumpmaster_flex ""]
keeping this travesty on the front page yo
[Jan 24,2015 11:36am - Sacreligion ""]
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Oh Millman.
[Jan 24,2015 12:17pm - paulgreeley ""]
20 more bucks donated to their gofundme.Lady spitfire must have been feeling generous.
[Jan 24,2015 1:34pm - paulgreeley ""]
20 more bucks donated to their gofundme.Lady spitfire must have been feeling generous.
[Jan 25,2015 5:57pm - Alx_Casket ""]
rttp is the #2 source for "still well angel sucks" behind this guy
[Jan 25,2015 6:33pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
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[Jan 27,2015 5:11pm - Robb Wells Bullies Me ""]
"Anti-bullying song"
Nope, just gibberish that occasionally rhymes.
They have managed to soften their sound to a Theory Of A NickelGrace level here, making his horrible vocal delivery even worse (!!!!!).
Bonus points for terrible, offbeat double pedal attempts from the less-developed clone (Go Team Venture!).
EXTRA Bonus points for including this in the chorus:
"This cancer in my system will never, ever-----Diiiiie"
Nice of them to shout out their almost-cancer-ridden 63 yr old bassist.
[Jan 27,2015 6:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
Good lord.
[Jan 27,2015 6:39pm - paulgreeley ""]
I want you to come along with me........BASS!
[Jan 27,2015 8:41pm - narkybark ""]
I feel like I just lost a beloved family pet.
[Jan 28,2015 7:13am - King Thûndérstøol ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A TEN INCH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Jan 28,2015 10:15am - SWA IS NUMBA ONE! ""]
Hurrrrrrrrrrhhh YEAH!
[Jan 28,2015 11:45am - SWAit a minute ""]
"I beat it in my head over and over again"
[Jan 28,2015 12:22pm - DID YOU KNOW? ""]
FUN FACT:
"Rob played his bass for an hour a day for 365 days straight?"
THIS must be how he pulled off that insane bass solo we saw.
[Jan 28,2015 1:14pm - Snowden ""]
Oh man, imagine this guy's rigorous 1-hour practice regimen.
0:00 - 0:15 Wait for nails to dry
0:15 - 0:25 Dig red and black outfit out of hamper, put on mask
0:25 - 0:50 Practice rock moves in front of mirror
0:50 - 1:00 Play pentatonic scale as fast as possible, alternating with strummed power chords
[Jan 28,2015 1:24pm - SWAit a minute ""]
hey you ruined the secret of teh bass solo! are you died??
[Jan 28,2015 1:44pm - THE OPINION ""]
The Still Well Angel thing was funny for a while but now it's getting old. Find a new joke.
[Jan 28,2015 1:55pm - Sacreligion ""]
Still well hilarious.
[Jan 28,2015 1:56pm - casual bystander ""]
i'd like to order a loop video with the audio segment of the "poop push" at the beginning of their latest single.
[Jan 28,2015 2:54pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
I was about to say the same thing. It sounds like he's pushing out a really dry and hardened log at the 10 second mark. All it needs is a toilet splash.
[Jan 28,2015 7:14pm - paulgreeley ""]
http://youtu.be/2QNWJiIZNJk
And of course Rawb's ego has gotten to everyones favorite meatball guitarist.Chasse now has an 'ask me' video segment.
[Jan 28,2015 7:17pm - paulgreeley ""]
http://youtu.be/EQHcadlwhJ4
And...Stillwell have a new promo video.Promoting their fake 'band of the year shit'.Worst.Promo.Ever. They are like the Roman Reigns of video promos.
[Jan 28,2015 7:54pm - Sacreligion ""]
BUHLEE DAT
[Jan 28,2015 8:12pm - Puzzle piece numbah three ""]
paulgreeley said:http://youtu.be/2QNWJiIZNJk
And of course Rawb's ego has gotten to everyones favorite meatball guitarist.Chasse now has an 'ask me' video segment. Nice fucking guy-liner and Disturbed singer piercings you fucking twat
[Jan 28,2015 8:31pm - douchebag_patrol ""]
paulgreeley said:http://youtu.be/EQHcadlwhJ4
And...Stillwell have a new promo video.Promoting their fake 'band of the year shit'.Worst.Promo.Ever. They are like the Roman Reigns of video promos.
bennyhillifier
[Jan 28,2015 10:44pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
I constantly am amazed at how bad these guys really are, no friend of mine sounds like a junior high band. They either really are the all time greatest rttp trolls, or are retarded.
[Jan 29,2015 2:13am - Sacreligion ""]
FINALLY! I have been waiting for them to make one of their big announcements!
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[Jan 29,2015 2:15am - Sacreligion ""]
Apparently I am in the wrong business. You mean to tell me there are people willing to pay $25 for a post on my FB page and a copy-and-pasted letter giving advice on how to make a more cohesive song with better production ?
[Jan 29,2015 2:31am - paulgreeley ""]
The post about swa on the cmc fb page has three likes.All from members of stillwell.Hahaa 13k likes,eh?
[Jan 29,2015 6:22am - Sacreligion ""]
So I couldn't sleep and this was the end result:
Jim Ross Calls The Robb Wells Bass Solo
bennyhillifier
[Jan 29,2015 9:38am - reggie support ""]
HAhahahahaha you are fucking insane, but that was funny.
[Jan 29,2015 9:49am - pissingblazers ""]
Sacreligion said:FINALLY! I have been waiting for them to make one of their big announcements!
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Soo this means they hit the big time now?
Yay!
[Jan 29,2015 11:09am - Yeti ""]
ok "No Friend of Mine" has to be a joke. the EHR's are so bad I refuse to believe he is serious.
[Jan 29,2015 5:13pm - Beating it in my head ""]
That song is about anti-bullying? Sounds more like a sad break up...
[Jan 29,2015 5:29pm - Narcosis ""]
that new song though.
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bury these guys in fecal matter and they'll probably grab shovels and try to help you out.
[Jan 29,2015 9:25pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
https://imgflip.com/i/gzq0f
They continue to amaze....
[Jan 29,2015 9:32pm - lol ""]
fuck. only SWA would offer autographed downloads.
[Feb 2,2015 8:23pm - What the???? ""]
Fun facts? are you fucking kidding me?!?!? Fun fact fatzo ghoul guitarist once played metallicas entire black album while internet peeping freshmen.
[Feb 4,2015 12:19am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
It seems Robb is trying to start up State of Corrections again. Could he have been kicked out of the the mighty SWA.
[Feb 4,2015 12:22am - Sacreligion ""]
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The long-awaited reunion is here!
[Feb 4,2015 12:24am - Sacreligion ""]
PRO
[Feb 4,2015 3:29am - paulgreeley ""]
Age limit of 32? Nice to see 64 year old Robb giving a younger generation a chance.
[Feb 4,2015 7:26am - Alx_Casket ""]
Reggie%20Farnsworth said:It seems Robb is trying to start up State of Corrections again. Could he have been kicked out of the the mighty SWA.
Another possible explanation is that Robb's 2 bands will be touring as a diverse package deal that club owners would be fools to pass up.
[Feb 4,2015 8:31am - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:PRO
YOUR
[Feb 4,2015 11:11am - Narcosis ""]
sadly, still well angel appears to have relocated to finland.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertai...es-to-raise-awareness-10017489.html
[Feb 5,2015 12:23am - Sacreligion ""]
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Sweet video shoot bro.
[Feb 5,2015 8:52am - pissingblazers ""]
oh man I cant wait for this video.
[Feb 5,2015 9:00am - Anonymous ""]
Right? This is going to be epic. I can't wait to hear the malformed twins grunt and shit themselves over a video of a nun lecturing.
[Feb 5,2015 9:15am - No friend of meeeeeiiiiinnnneeee ""]
This new video will be an instant classic!
[Feb 5,2015 12:21pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Feb 5,2015 12:28pm - pissingblazers ""]
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i was really hoping someone would step up to the plate and get that screen capture.
[Feb 5,2015 12:39pm - Alx_Casket ""]
When I got to the end of that video, that face made me almost jump out of my seat. Truly terrifying.
[Feb 5,2015 12:49pm - Sacreligion ""]
YOU GONNA GET RAWBED
[Feb 5,2015 12:54pm - im so scared faggets ""]
Alx_Casket said:[img]
the blair witch rawbject
[Feb 5,2015 1:35pm - im so scared faggets ""]
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[Feb 6,2015 12:52am - xmikex ""]
How hard would it be to set up a fake promotion agency that does nothing but bill SWA $25 a week to repost their videos on Facebook?
[Feb 6,2015 8:55am - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
xmikex said:How hard would it be to set up a fake promotion agency that does nothing but bill SWA $25 a week to repost their videos on Facebook?
Nice going dickhead. Now somebody from SWA is gonna see that and know what you're up to!
[Feb 6,2015 9:22pm - Faust ""]
Rob Wellz climbed meth mountain and still resides on the peak
[Feb 9,2015 1:45pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
I'm surprised that we haven't heard anything more from SWA. Aren't we supposed to get another lameshit puzzle piece soon or something?
[Feb 9,2015 3:42pm - Sacreligion ""]
It's taking them weeks to come up with something that isn't immediately trollable.
[Feb 9,2015 3:48pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
Maybe they're all stuffing their fat faces with grilled dickcheese sandwiches!
[Feb 10,2015 9:20am - Roll Call ""]
MEGA MEDIA BLAST POST!!!
Looking for a sick drummer with some serious shredding chops on guitar to play with sub-par bassist who will take credit for all of your ideas! Must have professional gear! Band is guaranteed to ALMOST get signed!!!!
[Feb 10,2015 11:28am - narcosis ""]
i'm still entertained.
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[Feb 11,2015 9:20am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Why is the hambeast guitarist grabbing his crotch in that picture?
[Feb 11,2015 1:11pm - SWA's fight against bullying ""]
bennyhillifier
[Feb 11,2015 1:11pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
because no one else will?
[Feb 11,2015 3:10pm - HAHA Hambeast! ""]
Maybe he's holding his pants together so they don't split?
[Feb 11,2015 7:56pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Killing that Lynch Crotch Grab!![img]
[Feb 16,2015 12:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
Super successful band is almost done booking it's HUGE ALMOST NATIONWIDE tour but can't find shows in its own area.
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[Feb 16,2015 12:45pm - Anon ""]
I love that Robb's still talking up their "BIG HUGE NATIONAL TOUR!" while providing absolutely no concrete info on it.
"Still Well Angel's "NO HALOS, East Coast, Tour, 2015"
Friday, April 3rd- Maine
Saturday, April 4th- Maine
Friday, April 10th- Vermont
Saturday, April 11th- Vermont
Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire
Friday, April 17th- New Hampshire
Saturday, April 18th- N.E.M.A.- Patriots Place, Foxboro, Ma.
Thurs, April 23rd- Massachusetts
Friday, April 24th- Massachusetts
Saturday, April 25th- Massachusetts
Friday, May 1st- Rhode Island
Saturday, May 2nd- Rhode Island
Friday, May 8th- Connecticut
Saturday, May 9th- Connecticut
Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut
Friday, May 15th- New Jersey
Saturday, May 16th- New Jersey
Friday, May 22nd- New York
Saturday, May 23rd- New York
Sunday, May 24th- New York
Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania
Saturday, June 13th- Pennsylvania
Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland
Friday, June 19th- Maryland
Sat, June 20th -Maryland/Washington, D.C.
Sun, June 21st- West Virginia
Tues, June 23rd- Richmond, Virginia
Weds, June 24th- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina
Fri, June 26th- North Carolina
Sat, June 27th- North Carolina
Fri, July 17th- South Carolina
Sat, July 18th- South Carolina
Sunday, July 19th- Georgia
Tues, July 21st- Georgia
Weds, July 22nd- Alabama
Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama
Friday, July 24th- Florida
Saturday, July 25th- Florida
Sunday, July 26th- Florida"
Bets on their tour turning into "three p2p shows and a 'festival' attended by five kids"?
[Feb 16,2015 4:10pm - Rob Wellz' meth stash ""]
you forgot to add hemp fest. No dates on the way back? three dates in the same state? Idiots. If they do end up in one of the southern states I hope that some local hicks chase them out of town with pitchforks for looking and being completely unhetero. Fuck their family friendly TGIF "metal" dress up game they call music.
[Feb 16,2015 6:53pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Two dates in Rhode Island right after four dates in Massachusetts. I'm pretty sure that the person who set up this tour itinerary is actually retarded.
[Feb 16,2015 8:23pm - Alx_Casket ""]
They have 2 alternatives at the end of their tour: hitting it big, since the south is a time capsule where their sound is still relevant, or rushing out onto a nascar track for the grand finale of their No Return tour.
[Feb 16,2015 9:53pm - xmikex ""]
"We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!"
Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked.
[Feb 16,2015 11:24pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
June 27th in North Carolina
July 17th in South Carolina
Someone want to explain that to me? Are they flying home with their equipment, then going back 3 weeks later? Are they staying down there for 3 weeks? Is there a Kickstarter for these massive expenses in their future?!?
They don't have enough money to actually make real CDs, but they have these plans??
And how will all of this be covered up later when it inevitably fails spectacularly?
[Feb 17,2015 2:30am - xgodzillax ""]
xmikex said:"We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!"
Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked.
Where is Carl Cheddarsmooth when you need him...
[Feb 17,2015 9:25am - Anon ""]
This band's gonna be sucking dick at a truck stop in Jersey to make enough gas money to limp home. Calling it now.
[Feb 17,2015 2:05pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
That sure is a pretty list with absolutely no show dates on it!
[Feb 18,2015 9:16am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Now now, they have one show date on there; a shitty one I'm sure they'll be shilling tickets for, but I guess it's technically booked.
[Feb 18,2015 1:35pm - Alx_Casket ""]
The only confirmed date is because they were nerminated for a New England Music Award. Not sure they're actually playing, just dressing in their finest red and black. I really would like to see them play live, after the success of this thread.
[Feb 18,2015 1:53pm - Anon ""]
Isn't it purple and black now? The color scheme for No Halo is "infected cock", right?
[Feb 18,2015 3:13pm - Honest Opinion ""]
Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!
[Feb 18,2015 3:18pm - STATLER VS WALDORF ""]
Honest%20Opinion said:Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!
SO MAKE ONE
FAGGET
[Feb 18,2015 4:42pm - Yeti ""]
Honest%20Opinion said:Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!
I'm begging you to find another band that could lead to a thread of this quality.
[Feb 18,2015 6:11pm - Fuck off ""]
Honest%20Opinion said:Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!
This is the best thing that's ever happened to the internet
[Feb 18,2015 7:32pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
They make the jokes for us, we just repeat 'em!
[Feb 18,2015 7:44pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
http://heyevent.com/event/732865983445748/...soperators-bands-all-media-and-fans
"PROMOTERS/BOOKING AGENTS/VENUE OWNERS-OPERATORS:
Here you can look at the dates STILL WELL ANGEL needs to fill to make the NO HALOS tour happen for 2015. (The norm is 10-15% but we also have 'bonuses'. For 'specific' shows, the closer we're booked to the headliner the bigger the percentage (on top of the 10-15%) YOU get.)
MEDIA (t.v., radio programs (online/mainstream), magazines, etc.)
Hit us up as we'd love the support as well as make new friends. It's a hard road and we could use all the help we can get.
BANDS:
Want to play with Still Well Angel? Drop us your bands name, contact info, date and show details.
If simply looking to jump on one of the tour dates as an opener, shoot us your info!
FANS:
Suggest a venue and we'll look into it for you. We wouldn't wanna miss ya!
This tour INCLUDES any NATIONAL TOURING ACTS in need of support.
For North East we'll have a FULL TOUR PACKAGE (2-3 other bands). For South East it'll just be Still Well Angel. Like every band, we'd like more larger venues/arenas. Only difference is, we'll work twice as hard as any other band to get it and maintain it. I don't need to tell YOUS this. You already know."
[Feb 18,2015 8:59pm - Herb Chambers ""]
in b4 the inevitable No Halos tour bus fundraiser...
[Feb 18,2015 9:03pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Just showed that schedule to my gf, her reaction: "look at those dates. These guys definitely don't have jobs, this band must be the only thing they have going for them. This is what they're doing before someone like, dies of cancer. They sound like a bunch of losers. This has to be their grand finale. This is the most exhausting tour schedule I've ever seen."
[Feb 18,2015 9:29pm - wise old man on a hill ""]
10-15% of zero can be yours, promoters! Sign up today!
[Feb 18,2015 9:36pm - Sacreligion ""]
Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.
[Feb 18,2015 9:44pm - Don't dream it, be it ""]
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[Feb 19,2015 4:15am - OK we get it. Everyone agrees that SWA are level 1000 fags ""]
Thread died around page 17. You dumpster faggets need to step it up with some IRL humiliation as the faggetry in this thread is nearly maxed out (pic of dudes asshole with pentagram tattoo is technically missing).
[Feb 19,2015 6:30am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Sacreligion said:Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.
It'll be gold once the pictures show up on Facebook of them playing to 5 12 year olds and a couple pissed off bartenders.
[Feb 19,2015 8:30am - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.
I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have.
[Feb 19,2015 11:44am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Yeti said:
I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have.
"well, y'know, we took some of our own roofies, just to make the show interesting! The thousands of screaming fans must have really liked it though, and we woke up after the 2 hour autograph session, we think!"
[Feb 19,2015 11:56am - Puzzle Piece ""]
The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately.
[Feb 20,2015 2:10am - Hippo Press Magazine ""]
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[Feb 20,2015 10:12am - Anon ""]
Puzzle%20Piece said:The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately.
That's what I think too; Robb's a fucking embarrassment, I'd be shocked if he's not looking to restart his old band because he knows he's getting on everybody's last nerve.
[Feb 20,2015 4:14pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
Robb Wells owes me $18! If he doesn't give it to me my high noon tomorrow, I'll send Megatron to kill him!
[Feb 20,2015 4:15pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
*by
[Feb 21,2015 10:01am - NH Brufaggotry ""]
Two hours left asshole! I want my $18!!!
[Feb 21,2015 2:14pm - Ask Chasse ""]
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[Feb 21,2015 5:46pm - xmikex ""]
LOL "CHASSE"
[Feb 21,2015 5:46pm - Alx_Casket ""]
First vid@5:02 made me facepalm so hard.
[Feb 21,2015 5:55pm - samefag 10 years later ""]
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[Feb 21,2015 6:04pm - narcosis ""]
samefag%2010%20years%20later said:[img]
holy shit
[Feb 21,2015 6:06pm - narcosis ""]
ALL OF THE CLASSICS
[Feb 22,2015 11:26am - Sacreligion ""]
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[Feb 22,2015 11:57am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
THE THOUSANDS OF FANS AROUND THE WORLD!!! WORLD DOMINATION IS HAPPENING!
[Feb 22,2015 12:17pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
If you guys are such big stars, WHY WON'T YOU FFUCKING GIVE ME MY $18 ALREADY?!?!?!?
[Feb 22,2015 12:18pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
I'll send Megatron to annihilate your next gig!!!
[Feb 24,2015 11:52am - Rawb the Khaosenizer ""]
Can we get a petition for Rawb to go for round 2?
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[Feb 24,2015 11:59am - in the loop ""]
Rawb%20the%20Khaosenizer said:Can we get a petition for Rawb to go for round 2?
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Round 2 already happened. And he did it. Still waiting on video of it.
[Feb 24,2015 7:14pm - Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass ""]
Video needs to be posted NOW
[Feb 25,2015 11:39am - Anon ""]
"*****MEDIA RELEASE*****
Still Well Angel will be sharing the stage with Hed P.E. and Alien Ant Farm...
This will be our CD release PARTY as well.
So, join us at the Middle East, Downstairs, Friday, March 27th, 2015 with tickets from us for ONLY $15... OR get an SWA combo deal for $20 and get a signed copy of our DEBUT RELEASE of 'No Halo' + a ticket to the show.
Tickets are limited and this show will SELL OUT!!!
This show is 18+
Doors open at 7pm and SWA hits the stage, as direct support, at 8:45.
Hope to see you there...rock on"
Direct support. Sure. Right. I totally believe that.
[Feb 25,2015 11:48am - Anon ""]
Starting that world domination tour off strong with a shitty p2p show opening for has-beens.
[Feb 25,2015 11:48am - narcosis ""]
Anon said:"*****MEDIA RELEASE*****
Still Well Angel will be sharing the stage with Hed P.E. and Alien Ant Farm...
This will be our CD release PARTY as well.
So, join us at the Middle East, Downstairs, Friday, March 27th, 2015 with tickets from us for ONLY $15... OR get an SWA combo deal for $20 and get a signed copy of our DEBUT RELEASE of 'No Halo' + a ticket to the show.
Tickets are limited and this show will SELL OUT!!!
This show is 18+
Doors open at 7pm and SWA hits the stage, as direct support, at 8:45.
Hope to see you there...rock on"
Direct support. Sure. Right. I totally believe that.
pays to get on a bill with lol bands - autonomously attempt to make the show all about them.
[Feb 25,2015 11:51am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
I noticed that they've started leaking out tour dates slowly; allegedly got three in July in North Carolina.
Now I guess the question is, does anybody give enough of a shit to send the venues videos of them playing to empty bars in their hometown and all of Robb's homophobic shit and trash talking to cancer patients.
[Feb 25,2015 12:01pm - Alx_Casket ""]
^operation "RTTP tour package"
[Feb 25,2015 3:52pm - The Real Robb Wells ""]
http://alizalelah.com/artwork/2488194_Stillwell_Angel.html
Even art students know how to troll them
[Feb 25,2015 8:51pm - HUH? ""]
"this show will sell out".................doubt that. Two bands horrific bands who have faded into obscurity and the worst band in mass are not going to sell out the downstairs of the middle east. I wonder how much SWA actually had to pay to get on this show, and do they pay those gay bands to play? How the fuck does it work?
[Feb 25,2015 9:24pm - bass solo ""]
never underestimate the incredible amount of people with shit taste in music
[Feb 26,2015 8:29am - Yeti ""]
bass%20solo said:never underestimate the incredible amount of people with shit taste in music
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[Feb 26,2015 9:01am - Troll Identified ""]
HUH? said:"this show will sell out".................doubt that. Two bands horrific bands who have faded into obscurity and the worst band in mass are not going to sell out the downstairs of the middle east. I wonder how much SWA actually had to pay to get on this show, and do they pay those gay bands to play? How the fuck does it work?
[Feb 27,2015 12:29pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Another bunch of white people trying to play music just got added to the Middle East show: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Adherence/1712493375642783
The event page only lists SWA as playing the show in the fine print: https://www.facebook.com/events/345638652286552
[Feb 27,2015 1:08pm - Yeti ""]
that's what direct support means.
[Feb 28,2015 10:13am - Gruffalo ""]
Obviously in the same league as SWA, adherence has 5 likes and 3 comments on their HUGE show announcement. Can't wait to get my ticket
[Mar 2,2015 8:06am - Alx_Casket ""]
http://www.thepulsemag.com/wordpress/worce...ards/comment-page-2#comment-1915761
[Mar 2,2015 9:30am - Anon ""]
Thanks, I'd almost forgotten about the remarkable idiocy of Robb nominating himself for a lifetime achievement award.
I mean he has achieved a whole lot in his life. Not many people get to sling that many homophobic insults while painting themselves up like a corporate whore?
[Mar 2,2015 12:10pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Holy. Fucking. Shit!
bennyhillifier
[Mar 2,2015 12:31pm - narcosis ""]
Reggie%20Farnsworth said:Holy. Fucking. Shit!
bennyhillifier
when the kids started dancing, i thought for sure this was a satirical video
wrong
[Mar 2,2015 12:42pm - wow ""]
they have managed to somehow combine butt rock, SJWs, and NAMBLA.
[Mar 2,2015 12:53pm - Anon ""]
What the fuck did I just watch?
[Mar 2,2015 12:58pm - Sacreligion ""]
I can't tell if I hate it for how stupid it is or love it for how awful it is?
[Mar 2,2015 1:19pm - Yeti ""]
bennyhillifier
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[Mar 2,2015 1:57pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
If that doesn't deserve a lifetime achievement award, nothing will.
[Mar 2,2015 2:25pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
So i clicked on the Youtube profiles of the 2 people who wrote the good comments on that laughable music video to look at there videos, you know see what kind of cats we are dealing with, really dive into the mind of an SWA fan. Well this is there big fan David who said this video was " Awesome" covering Disturbed 2 years ago at a fair apparently. Be warned you are not prepared for how funny this is
bennyhillifier
[Mar 2,2015 2:46pm - wow ""]
hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
[Mar 2,2015 3:08pm - Yeti ""]
good lord that Michael Jackson part was amazing. he sounds like that weather guy. Even with the obvious mental deficiencies that was still better than SWA.
[Mar 2,2015 3:46pm - Alx_Casket ""]
This thread:
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[Mar 3,2015 11:52am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
That's some of the worst dancing I've ever seen, paired with the worst music I've ever heard, and I've been to a dozen weddings and some fucking swinger parties. Jesus fucking Christ.
[Mar 3,2015 12:43pm - cyber bully victim ""]
interesting that they are anti-bullying but they imitate retard voices in the funny moments vidya??
[Mar 3,2015 12:56pm - BOYD RICES' OSKAR DIRLEWAGNER IRON CROSS ""]
id like to congratulate xmikex, and all of dumpster fire for making this thread possible. Its like watching the greatest movie ever made. I cringe, I cry, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside I get angry , but most of all I am satisfied. This handicapped kid "singing" nu metal will hold me over until rob wells new bass solo video arrives
[Mar 3,2015 5:39pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
So apparently if you just look in the comments of SWA videos you find some real chestnuts. PlasmaMasterDon here had the only comment on David's disturbed cover saying " cool video bro, Liked it". This video really just makes me sad and uncomfortable but worth watching. I'm fairly certain this is who the modeled the pedophile after in Family Guy
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[Mar 3,2015 5:52pm - Grim kim riley ""]
Reggie%20Farnsworth said:So apparently if you just look in the comments of SWA videos you find some real chestnuts. PlasmaMasterDon here had the only comment on David's disturbed cover saying " cool video bro, Liked it". This video really just makes me sad and uncomfortable but worth watching. I'm fairly certain this is who the modeled the pedophile after in Family Guy
bennyhillifier
Wow wtf!?!?
[Mar 3,2015 5:57pm - Grim kim riley ""]
Wow he nominated HIMSELF for his "contribution" to the local music scene??? Honestly, I thought he was just a desperate loser at first but now I see he really needs help.
[Mar 4,2015 3:10pm - UHHHH ""]
Holy shit....SWA angel needs to report some of their fans to the proper authorities. That ghoul singing creed is the face of "to catch a predator"
[Mar 4,2015 3:13pm - UHHHH ""]
PlasmaMasterDon??? The name alone sends chills through children s' spines.
[Mar 4,2015 3:33pm - cyber bully victim ""]
looks like they got all those kids to upvote the video. that and a few sockpuppet accounts. robb knocking himself in the head at 2:00 is great.
[Mar 4,2015 6:21pm - xmikex ""]
Oh my god. "No Friend of Mine" is the first SWA video I watched start to finish.
I didn't want to miss one single thing. The Robb Wells school of interpretive dance choreography is MAGIC.
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[Mar 4,2015 6:55pm - Sacreligion ""]
It took repeated viewings but I just realized the "live shots" in this video are from said cancer benefit where they used all of the money to make themselves look cool. So they made a video about bullying and used footage from the benefit concert where Robb called a cancer victim a cunt. This is real life.
[Mar 4,2015 7:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
That tour is really shaping up.
http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/artist_shows/1235505
[Mar 4,2015 7:38pm - hory shet ""]
Fri
Jul 24
THE KREEPY TIKI
Fort Lauderdale, FL | 8:00PM
Fri
Jul 24
Kreepy Tiki Lounge & Tattoo
Ft. Lauderdale, FL | 9:00PM
[Mar 5,2015 8:33am - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:It took repeated viewings but I just realized the "live shots" in this video are from said cancer benefit where they used all of the money to make themselves look cool. So they made a video about bullying and used footage from the benefit concert where Robb called a cancer victim a cunt. This is real life.
that's some quality sleuthing.
[Mar 5,2015 11:47am - Anon ""]
That is pretty quality. It's pretty fucking amazing, really.
[Mar 5,2015 1:35pm - Dumper Fire ""]
No mention of SWA on the fat emo ghoul's page anymore.
Is he OOTB??
https://www.facebook.com/matthew.chasse.1
[Mar 5,2015 2:20pm - Sacreligion ""]
I really hope Dark Charity is his solo project. That has all the makings to be amazing.
[Mar 6,2015 7:53am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
It can't be any worse than Still Well, right?
[Mar 6,2015 9:12am - xmikex ""]
Classic. Screen shot from the No Friend of Mine Youtube comments
Someone from SWA forgetting to log out, and congratulating themselves.
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[Mar 6,2015 10:41am - Anon ""]
Holy shit, that is amazing.
[Mar 6,2015 11:15am - Yeti ""]
hahahaha "bullying need to end" also looks to be about the education level of Rob Wells.
[Mar 6,2015 2:09pm - Sacreligion ""]
So it turns out Disturbed karaoke prospect Dave Rowdy and HCWDAVEKILLER are the same person and this is a thing:
bennyhillifier
[Mar 6,2015 2:16pm - walking dread ""]
Sacreligion said:So it turns out Disturbed karaoke prospect Dave Rowdy and HCWDAVEKILLER are the same person and this is a thing:
bennyhillifier
from 2:10 on NEEDS to be on Tosh.0
[Mar 6,2015 2:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Mar 6,2015 4:13pm - Yeti ""]
THE ONLY PWOBWEM IS
[Mar 6,2015 4:36pm - BULLY BEATDOWN ""]
Dave Rowdy has been bullied into columbine status. I hope that chubbo guitarist from SWA doesnt leave the band we might have another DB darrell situation if this kid is their fan.
[Mar 6,2015 5:25pm - Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts ""]
Meditate on this for a moment:
Someone decided to make that video to showcase how serious their band was, they were willing to invest in themselves after all. Someone saw that video with that horrifically choreographed dancing and Staples poster board with sharpie scrawled on it before it was uploaded. Someone decided that no quality control was needed; that that sub-amateurish effort was what they wanted people to see on their way to WORLD DOMINATION.
Seriously, just take a moment to think about that. You'll feel better about your own shitty life.
[Mar 6,2015 6:16pm - xmikex ""]
If we're going to critique the work, since this was done by a "professional video editor" and all...
- Audio not cross faded at all. Would have taken 5 seconds to do.
- Thin purple sharpie on white poster board from 10 feet away probably the least legible combination possible for video
- Nun's dialog obviously captured with crappy on-camera mic
- No understanding of 3-point lighting technique
- iParty sirens in a function hall laughable attempt at lighting
- Pathetic Movie Maker green titles
- Casting children to do goofy interpretive dance under the hope that no one will make fun of their stupid ass video... unsuccessful.
[Mar 6,2015 7:32pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
- Terrible music
[Mar 6,2015 7:49pm - Kevord's Faggot Zine ""]
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[Mar 6,2015 11:09pm - Narcosis ""]
xmikex said:If we're going to critique the work, since this was done by a "professional video editor" and all...
- Audio not cross faded at all. Would have taken 5 seconds to do.
- Thin purple sharpie on white poster board from 10 feet away probably the least legible combination possible for video
- Nun's dialog obviously captured with crappy on-camera mic
- No understanding of 3-point lighting technique
- iParty sirens in a function hall laughable attempt at lighting
- Pathetic Movie Maker green titles
- Casting children to do goofy interpretive dance under the hope that no one will make fun of their stupid ass video... unsuccessful.
backed. with years of experience dealing with delusional community members. none as outrageous as rawb, though. and i have some fucking war stories too.
[Mar 7,2015 6:36pm - DubyearTeah ""]
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[Mar 7,2015 6:41pm - DubyearTeah ""]
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[Mar 7,2015 6:51pm - DubyearTeah ""]
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[Mar 8,2015 1:30pm - STAGE ATTIRE ""]
GAY
[Mar 8,2015 1:37pm - STAGE ATTIRE ""]
I wonder if david rowdy gets beat up for his lunch money in the mental institution. Its fact that it happened on a daily basis from middle school through high school all the way up until he got detained by the authorities.
[Mar 10,2015 12:19pm - Papercuts ""]
New lyric video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzGOZpw1CMw
[Mar 10,2015 12:34pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
[img][URL=https://imgflip.com/memegenerator" TARGET=6>via Imgflip Meme Maker
[Mar 10,2015 12:38pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
^^^^^^^^^ You beat me to it.
[Mar 10,2015 12:55pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
And tounge = tongue, apparently. SWA QC is dismal at best.
[Mar 10,2015 1:23pm - Yeti ""]
ROUDY
if you write songs about getting laid in your corvette, what you really mean is you're jerking off in a Toyota.
[Mar 10,2015 6:34pm - Sacreligion ""]
That's the worst cover of Living La Vida Loca I've ever heard.
[Mar 10,2015 7:20pm - RTTP department of time to move on ""]
i can't believe you guys are still talking about this shit, jesus
[Mar 10,2015 7:21pm - rough tough and dave rowdy ""]
is this new song about what rawb did to the dancing kids after the anti- bully video shoot??
[Mar 11,2015 6:44am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Every time I think this band can't get worse, they turn around and totally lower my expectations. Jesus.
[Mar 11,2015 8:33am - bad bands ""]
RTTP%20department%20of%20time%20to%20move%20on said:i can't believe you guys are still talking about this shit, jesus
start a better thread then, faggot
[Mar 11,2015 9:01am - cyber buwwy wictim ""]
RTTP%20department%20of%20time%20to%20move%20on said:i can't believe you guys are still talking about this shit, jesus
time end bullying
[Mar 11,2015 10:41am - One Roudy Tongue ""]
When they stop providing the lulz this will die, until then, it's still embarrassingly funny.
[Mar 11,2015 3:02pm - Yeti ""]
they were warned. if you are a false don't entry because you will be burned and died.
[Mar 11,2015 3:09pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
They can't stop because the world needs a misspelled lyric video for every awful tune they can come up with.
[Mar 11,2015 3:29pm - cyber buwwy wictim ""]
y always the same goddamn solo with one minute left in their songs?
[Mar 11,2015 3:41pm - Roudy Roddy Piper ""]
Down down down
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[Mar 11,2015 3:47pm - The Truth ""]
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
[Mar 11,2015 4:04pm - real talk ""]
The%20Truth said:The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
Translation:
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[Mar 11,2015 4:12pm - Sacreligion ""]
We will be premiering our new song at Ralph's this weekend and it is about how we are a bunch of scumbag assholes with nothing better to do. Does that count?
[Mar 11,2015 4:23pm - The Truth ""]
real%20talk said:
The%20Truth said:The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
Translation:
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The fact that you can't come up with a better response than that just proves my point.
[Mar 11,2015 4:37pm - The Troothaaahhh ""]
And the fact that you keep posting in here saying to talk about something new translates into the thread getting bumped and you, yourself still posting in the thread. You're the one crying, the rest of us are all just laughing.
[Mar 11,2015 4:38pm - The Truth ""]
I'm not even crying. I just find it awfully sad that this thread is the high point of your lives.
[Mar 11,2015 4:55pm - Yeti ""]
The%20Truth said:The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.
[Mar 11,2015 5:04pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Someone's keeping their emotions bundled up.
[Mar 11,2015 6:31pm - Sacreligion ""]
Wise%20old%20man%20on%20a%20hill said:Someone's keeping their emotions bundle duuuuup.
Fixed.
[Mar 13,2015 2:41am - DOOOWWWWNNNMMHA ""]
WEEEE GOOO HUUUUUUPPP.............DEEEEEWWWWNNNNN WEEEE GOO......HUUUHP!!! GIVVEEE IT MEAHH!!! AWE GEO HUUUUPP DOWN HUUUPP DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN HE"SSS RIDDDEENN WEEEEEEEE HUUUUP
[Mar 16,2015 12:58pm - The Struth ""]
Yeti said:
The%20Truth said:The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.
You, Mademoiselle, evidently suffer from an intellectual disability. You might have noticed that any given forum doesn't always have new topics to post about, and that those posting, when they find something painfully hilarious, will continue on about it.
I suppose you've never watched a television series, or a mini-series, in your life? Read books which have multiple sequels? Evidently you would, by this logic, watch/read one and stop there, because heaven forbid you keep on about the same thing.
TL;DR - Quit bitching and get a life
[Mar 16,2015 1:21pm - yo Eric, yo dawg..... ""]
Kali Mah is slurpin' on nigger sizzurp now. SHE PREFERS NIGGERS OVER YOU.
[Mar 16,2015 1:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
Anyone who doesn't like this thread is no friend of meeyyoooowwwrrrnnn.
[Mar 16,2015 3:50pm - Let's be realistic ""]
The%20Struth said:
Yeti said:
The%20Truth said:The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!
if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.
You, Mademoiselle, evidently suffer from an intellectual disability. You might have noticed that any given forum doesn't always have new topics to post about, and that those posting, when they find something painfully hilarious, will continue on about it.
I suppose you've never watched a television series, or a mini-series, in your life? Read books which have multiple sequels? Evidently you would, by this logic, watch/read one and stop there, because heaven forbid you keep on about the same thing.
TL;DR - Quit bitching and get a life
Anyone who frequents this forum has an intellectual disability. Myself included.
[Mar 16,2015 4:59pm - real tock ""]
Return to the Pituitary Gland
[Mar 18,2015 3:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
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GUYS WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS TOUR WE BETTER PUT A BUNCH OF STATES ON A FLYER
[Mar 18,2015 3:48pm - Narcosis ""]
they're playing a couple towns over soon. i will be in attendance.
[Mar 18,2015 4:17pm - real tock ""]
PURPLE SHIRTS?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GARBAGE? SUPPOSED TO BE RED LIKE BLUUUUHHHHDEHHH
[Mar 19,2015 1:26am - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
Still Well Angel \"No Halo\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w
So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......
They bizarrely start this typically awful commercial (???) by saying they formed in 2009.
Why lie/change their story?!?!
Also, they couldn't even afford new shirts/ties/hairdye. Simply changed the color on an old photo.
Probably took that tortoise-looking half-tard drummer 17 days of editing.....
[Mar 19,2015 9:10am - add a message to your video ""]
awsome guy will be at walmart or bullmuse music store
[Mar 19,2015 9:36am - SWA LUVR DAVE ROODY ""]
cant wait to see these guys open for King Diamond at the Mayhem festival this summer!!!
[Mar 19,2015 10:12am - Yeti ""]
Sacreligion said:[img]
GUYS WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS TOUR WE BETTER PUT A BUNCH OF STATES ON A FLYER
wait so they are going to play NY then driving back up to play MA then back to play PA? I expected a MA date somewhere between GA and AL.
[Mar 19,2015 10:37am - Alx_Casket ""]
So they're saying that the new album is all done while holding it in their hands... on what looks to be a warm summer day? They truly have transcended time.
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[Mar 19,2015 12:25pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Jesus, flipper baby has no idea what shading means, does he?
[Mar 19,2015 1:46pm - add a message to your video ""]
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said:Still Well Angel \"No Halo\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w
So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......
Robb Wells 1 hour ago
I DO have to clarify... The band was NOT formed in 2009. It merely underwent a major transformation which started a whole new process, for the band, which resulted in what we have, today, 6 years later.
[Mar 19,2015 2:01pm - YODO ""]
add%20a%20message%20to%20your%20video said:
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said:Still Well Angel \\"No Halo\\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w
So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......
Robb Wells 1 hour ago
I DO have to clarify... The band was NOT formed in 2009. It merely underwent a major transformation which started a whole new process, for the band, which resulted in what we have, today, 6 years later.
Ya then went from SUCK to BLOW.
[Mar 23,2015 9:49am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
Just released, If these are the 6 songs they are using to entice you to buy the cd, Imagine how bad the rest of it is
bennyhillifier
[Mar 23,2015 10:14am - Stock Footage Watermark ""]
Did everyone see me? I looked great!
[Mar 23,2015 10:41am - Sacreligion ""]
Good lord. I thought Cykill Cyclonis was going to be the worst one. I was wrong. I was so wrong.
[Mar 23,2015 11:23am - Alx_Casket ""]
SWA's songs all remind me of the 'shred' versions of Creed songs.
[Mar 24,2015 11:52am - I can't even... ""]
Do they really need a lyric video for saying that one line over and over again?
[Mar 24,2015 1:34pm - Yeti ""]
Helen Keller wasn't even that tone-deaf. NRO HERLOOO!!
[Mar 24,2015 7:15pm - xmikex ""]
I'm just here to say that this thread is great.
Anyone obsessed with hating on it is a joyless crybaby that contributes nothing to RTTP. Make a better thread (you can't) or fuck off.
[Mar 25,2015 2:10am - xgodzillax ""]
Alx_Casket said:SWA's songs all remind me of the 'shred' versions of Creed songs.
[Mar 25,2015 11:27am - Sacreligion ""]
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.
https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/
[Mar 25,2015 11:34am - Sacreligion ""]
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[Mar 26,2015 10:00am - El Bandito ""]
That flier has more words on it than the lyrics for No Halo has.
[Mar 27,2015 4:24pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Whose ready for some hot p2p action tonight?! Noooooooo herrrllllloooo!!!!!
[Mar 27,2015 6:37pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
MIDDER EARRRRYEEEAAHHHH
[Mar 27,2015 7:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
FREE AUTOGRAPHS?!
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[Mar 27,2015 7:22pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Oh man I'm so excited, I just can't keep my EMOTIONS BUNDLE DDDDUUUUUPPPPPP!
[Mar 27,2015 8:49pm - longdeadgod ""]
where is that photo from? and actual swa merch table?
[Mar 27,2015 10:34pm - FACEBOOK INSIDER ""]
Sacreligion said:Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.
https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/
GRIM RILEY IS GOING
:shocker:
[Mar 27,2015 10:44pm - narcosis ""]
FACEBOOK%20INSIDER said:
Sacreligion said:Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.
https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/
GRIM RILEY IS GOING
:shocker:
Confirmed
[Mar 27,2015 10:45pm - narcosis ""]
Goldentee machine on the floor below the venue is the true clincher here
[Mar 28,2015 11:43am - Sacreligion ""]
Real merch photo is real and from that p2p Alien Ant Farm/Hed PE show.
[Mar 28,2015 3:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
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You've won the chance to ask me why I think it is fucking Ash Wednesday for some reason!
[Mar 28,2015 3:24pm - Sacreligion ""]
Kid has a permanent 1000 yard stare and it's weird to me.
[Mar 28,2015 3:54pm - narcosis ""]
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You've won the chance to ask me why I think it is fucking Ash Wednesday for some reason!
fat tuesday must have been a rager
[Mar 28,2015 3:56pm - narcosis ""]
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[Mar 29,2015 2:02am - Sacreligion ""]
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Guy is still stewing so hard. Almost as hard as I am about it.
[Mar 29,2015 6:33am - the_reverend ""]
Sacreligion said:[img]
GUYS WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS TOUR WE BETTER PUT A BUNCH OF STATES ON A FLYER
Maybe they are promoting the states?
[Mar 29,2015 7:56am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
Those states definitely need some SWAMOTION!
[Mar 29,2015 10:27am - Alx_Casket ""]
Live clip has been posted on their page from last night and the vocals are more off-key than on the recording. 1000 yard stare man looks like he tried to draw the monster energy drink logo on his forehead. I really need to make it out to one of their shows. If robb wants to talk shit through those horse teeth, he should post here where everyone can see.
[Mar 30,2015 12:00am - go fuck yourself ""]
I probably shouldn't even be wasting my time dropping down to your level and all but you fucking dickheads need to get a life. Quit spamming my facebook page and leave us the fuck alone. I'll be sure to give you a shout out when all of our hard work comes to fruit, which will be real soon but I'm sure you wouldn't know that cuz you obviously dont read too many reviews. Dumpster fire is a fucking joke. Whens the last time you opened for a national act? Thats what I thought. Go fuck yourselfs. OUT
[Mar 30,2015 3:33am - Sacreligion ""]
I so dearly wish that was real but there's no way.
[Mar 30,2015 8:17am - Passive observer ""]
I wish that was really him, "comes to fruit" is hilarious
"Kerrrrrms tr frurrrrrrt"
[Mar 30,2015 9:08am - rawbs a bully ""]
go%20fuck%20yourself said:I probably shouldn't even be wasting my time dropping down to your level and all but you fucking dickheads need to get a life. Quit spamming my facebook page and leave us the fuck alone. I'll be sure to give you a shout out when all of our hard work comes to fruit, which will be real soon but I'm sure you wouldn't know that cuz you obviously dont read too many reviews. Dumpster fire is a fucking joke. Whens the last time you opened for a national act? Thats what I thought. Go fuck yourselfs. OUT
LISTEN your no FRIEND of MINE.
[Mar 30,2015 10:13am - Emotions ""]
BURNDLED ERP
[Mar 30,2015 3:37pm - Sacreligion ""]
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Robb was recently bragging about how many glowing reviews they got for their performance the other night but the only one that exists is from this Bands in Boston page whose only original content is all suspiciously about SWA.
[Mar 30,2015 3:38pm - Narcosis ""]
"motivating licks" ?
[Mar 30,2015 3:45pm - metal rock fusion ""]
EMOTIONS PURPLED URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
[Mar 30,2015 9:48pm - xmikex ""]
Sacreligion said:[img]
Guy is still stewing so hard. Almost as hard as I am about it.
Punch this asshole back to his home planet. I'll shower you in metal thursdays.
[Mar 31,2015 12:28am - go fuck yourself ""]
Yes, it's real and you little babies are getting pretty annoying. If you need any confirmation that this is real then roll your fat little asses out of your fat mommies chair and come out to a show. Wherever youre from we'll probably be there on our upcoming TOUR. Hope to see you there fags.
[Mar 31,2015 12:55am - Sacreligion ""]
Didn't mention a couch. Obviously fake.
[Mar 31,2015 8:54am - Yeti ""]
I'm not fat. Does that mean I can't go? I don't know what to do!
[Mar 31,2015 9:26am - wheres_reggie ""]
Correct use of "you're" used = not Rawb Walls
[Mar 31,2015 10:01am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
So I have on many occasions told Robb I'm willing to have a charity boxing match.
He wins money goes to SWA's go fund me, I win it goes to the lady he ripped of from the cancer benefit.
When I learned about his online threat, I figured this might finally be my chance so I messaged him with the only Farnsworth that wasn't blocked, Regina.
Apparently you can pay Facebook $1 to get your message to not show up in the other section, so I did.
Here is the convo
http://imgur.com/a/dv1B1
[Mar 31,2015 10:52am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Mar 31,2015 12:36pm - Yeti ""]
hahaha I am now convinced that Rob Wells is mentally deficient. How can you be so unbelievably stupid.
[Mar 31,2015 12:38pm - Yeti ""]
Online threats are considered evidence if something happens. Even when they are written by a 40 year old man but look like they are from a 15 year old girl.
[Mar 31,2015 12:53pm - cyber bully victim ""]
did he contact the cops over this??? hahahahahahah
[Mar 31,2015 12:55pm - Yeti ""]
yes, the cops basically laughed him out of the station.
[Mar 31,2015 1:01pm - cyber bully victim ""]
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Mar 31,2015 2:15pm - Sacreligion ""]
So this has all the potential in the world.
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[Mar 31,2015 2:51pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Inspired by Reggie's last post:
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[Mar 31,2015 3:07pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
GERG
[Mar 31,2015 3:27pm - Sacreligion ""]
I saw that too and apparently it is not a typo.
[Mar 31,2015 3:32pm - Sacreligion ""]
Also, this is now the 2nd most active thread in RTTP history MAKE SOME NOOOIIIIISE
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[Mar 31,2015 4:18pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
I'm disappointed it was not suggested the fight take place in Chinatown.
[Mar 31,2015 8:12pm - narcosis ""]
anyone catch the indiescene radio show? XD.
[Mar 31,2015 8:50pm - Sacreligion ""]
SWA abandoned that chat room like it was a cancer victim.
[Mar 31,2015 8:54pm - narcosis ""]
......when the DJ just stopped banning and started laughing. i have some screen caps from early on before i had to run out on an errand. (prior to the initial scrubbing of comments by Gerg)
[Mar 31,2015 9:38pm - Sacreligion ""]
GOAT part was the DJ cutting half of their songs early and the only compliments he could find was about the packaging and how the mastering seemed the same from song to song.
[Mar 31,2015 10:43pm - xmikex ""]
narcosis said:......when the DJ just stopped banning and started laughing. i have some screen caps from early on before i had to run out on an errand. (prior to the initial scrubbing of comments by Gerg)
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[Mar 31,2015 11:04pm - narcosis ""]
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[Mar 31,2015 11:10pm - narcosis ""]
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sadly, all i have. wish i had screen capped the end when the DJ just gave up on the whole thing.
[Apr 1,2015 12:26am - xmikex ""]
Looks like your typical fair of absolutely no one who gives a shit except the band, and trolls telling them they suck. Also plus a guy named "Gerg" (?) who seems to have no idea what's going on.
[Apr 1,2015 4:30am - Sacreligion ""]
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This is the last one I took. There were somenother gems aside from what Narcosis posted but I kinda gave up screenshottng when he blocked everyone that was in there. SWA left the chat immediately after this about 10 minutes into the show.
[Apr 1,2015 4:33am - Sacreligion ""]
It started off strong with a fair amlunt of trolls but it all got deleted real quick.
[Apr 1,2015 4:46am - Sacreligion ""]
2015 RTTP Photoshop Contest template.
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[Apr 7,2015 10:01pm - Anon ""]
This...this can't go uncommented on.
Raw Balls: "Well, have we got the perfect c.d. for YOU! All balls to the wall rock, no ballads, no drugs or alcohol abuse in our lyrics nor are their any curses. So, crank LOUD where ever you are and you wont offend ANYONE!"
So, Robb actually takes a perverse amount of pleasure in being the most milquetoast, inoffensive "rock" band in New England(while simultaneously being a hypocritical piece of shit, with their misogynistic garbge songs).
[Apr 8,2015 8:59am - concerned parent ""]
I support inoffensive music with a Godly message. The Angels in the Outfield reference is just too cute!!! I will be pre-ordering this album at Newbury Comics, glad be in it.
God bless you all.
[Apr 8,2015 9:53am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Family friendly. Songs about banging slutty groupies in a corvette. Yurp.
[Apr 8,2015 11:52am - Sacreligion ""]
concerned%20parent said:I support inoffensive music with a Godly message. The Angels in the Outfield reference is just too cute!!! I will be pre-ordering this album at Newbury Comics, glad be in it.
God bless you all.
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[Apr 8,2015 2:53pm - Corvveettttaaahhh ""]
Closest thing to godly is how god awful they are.
[Apr 8,2015 5:58pm - I'm not fooled ""]
Good to see Narcosis jump on the bandwagon of making fun of this band, just like how he jumped on the bandwagon of metal two years ago.
[Apr 9,2015 9:52am - King Thùndêrstøól ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY ZIRCON IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Apr 9,2015 4:22pm - Regina George ""]
Stop trying to make Zircon happen. It's not going to happen.
[Apr 10,2015 12:47pm - fims ""]
SWA refuses to provide me with a CD because I play for dumpster fire. despite paying $5 through their go fund me account.
LOLOLOLOL
[Apr 10,2015 1:01pm - SWAnaut ""]
fims said:SWA refuses to provide me with a CD because I play for dumpster fire. despite paying $5 through their go fund me account.
LOLOLOLOL
TIME END BULLYING
[Apr 11,2015 3:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
Only claiming one of your next shows as sold out even though you aren't playing and the event has pretty much nothing to do with you is real.
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[Apr 11,2015 4:10pm - xmikex ""]
I wonder if the Krafts, who went out of their way to support Devon Still's daughter and her courageous battle with cancer, know that cancer defrauders Still Well Angel are playing on their facilities.
[Apr 11,2015 4:39pm - Sacreligion ""]
Not playing. Lying about playing and claiming it is sold out because they fucking suck at life.
[Apr 11,2015 6:08pm - Anon ""]
I love watching them have to backpedal though! It's like "Boston!...Methuen." over and over again. SWAtards claim bullshit and then have to hustle to cover their asses.
[Apr 12,2015 9:08pm - hail to sweden ""]
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[Apr 12,2015 11:42pm - Sacreligion ""]
I didn't know McDonalds was part of a turtle's diet.
[Apr 13,2015 7:33pm - Anon ""]
He's so happy. Can't keep them emotions bundled up so he's got to eat them instead.
[Apr 14,2015 1:40pm - hahaha ""]
They're playing the stress factor Thursday, this will be awesome
[Apr 14,2015 2:28pm - Sacreligion ""]
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Copyrights bundle duuuup.
[Apr 16,2015 4:19pm - SWA FAGGOTRY MA ""]
hahaha said:They're playing the stress factor Thursday, this will be awesome
Starts at 6PM. This should be interesting since Stress Factor typically only plays actual death metal and not butt rock...
Radio trolling perhaps?
I'll be tuning for sure.
[Apr 19,2015 6:58am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
So whatever happened with their super mmetal radio appearance? Did they keep their emotions bundled up at the awards show last night?
[Apr 19,2015 11:05am - Sacreligion ""]
I present to you, the best metal band in New England.
bennyhillifier
[Apr 19,2015 1:34pm - narkybark ""]
seems legit.
[Apr 19,2015 2:11pm - whattttttt ""]
that is the METAL act WTF is wrong with these people, if that is metal I need to kill myself
[Apr 19,2015 6:45pm - xmikex ""]
At least this shitty Gin Blossoms band actually TRIED to make a video.
Also yeah, anyone have the Stress Factor details? I'm absolutely in to trolls these turds.
[Apr 19,2015 7:07pm - Sacreligion ""]
They played a hilariously bad live set and the hosts asked them some bush league questions. Was not nearly as good as I had hoped, aside from FIMS calling in and requesting a bass solo and the hosts trying to oblige. Unfortunately they were not aware. Also, apparently Converge into Isis into SWA is a fucking weird segue.
[Apr 20,2015 12:01am - hahahaha ""]
According to Rawb's comment they "shifted" their "tour" to play this who's who of who gives a shit pay to play crap at some unknown venue.
http://https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...t=gm.675666422538649&type=1&theater
[Apr 20,2015 12:04am - hahahaha ""]
http://https://www.facebook.com/events/601592233279402/
gotta scroll down about half way
[Apr 20,2015 10:13am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
This is ongoing. For the record haha haha, you have to screen shot everything.
It seems they check this forum out and once It pops up here it disappears from there pages.
http://imgur.com/a/5rRkL
[Apr 20,2015 10:22am - traveling band ""]
"We found a situation where we get to help out Autism"
glad be in it
time end autism
tahnk u robb
[Apr 20,2015 1:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
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THE DELUSION IS ALIVE AND WELL
[Apr 20,2015 1:40pm - swa is pissed ""]
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[Apr 20,2015 1:41pm - Parent of an Autistic Child ""]
Hello my new friends! I am a first time visitor to Return To The Pit, what a wonderful community! Would Still Well Angel be interested in playing my son's birthday which is on Saturday? He self identifies as a lesbian corn snake and I would LOVE to see Robb's Bass Solo live in person! Please note we will serve Papa Gino's rustic pizza and of course endless Mountain Lightning refills LOL <3. Approx. 12 children in attendance, we can allow the band to play as long as no "Swear words" are used, we need to keep it clean LOL <3 and our children are very impressionable.
Please reply!!! Talk to you soon!
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[Apr 20,2015 1:58pm - Alx_Casket ""]
SWA have been misconstruded into thinking that venues in the middle of nowhere North Carolina are going to pay them to play Disturbed b-sides. This is a business!
[Apr 20,2015 11:48pm - Hoser ""]
Alx_Casket said:SWA have been misconstruded into thinking that venues in the middle of nowhere North Carolina are going to pay them to play Disturbed b-sides. This is a business!
I hate it when people misconstrude things.
[Apr 21,2015 8:40am - Alx_Casket ""]
^Rawb's spelling, not mine. And i like how he admits that it's not the 90s anymore. Hope his bandmates didn't see that post.
[Apr 21,2015 3:15pm - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
The continuation of this morning's post for those of you that are blocked.
He truly believes that pay to play does not apply to his band. It's astounding.
http://imgur.com/a/GQgjs
[Apr 21,2015 3:48pm - Yeti ""]
I don't get it. He thinks that he is owed money because he chooses to play music? He thinks that playing to 5 people warrants a pay out? I'd love to see a spreadsheet of how much money venues have lost booking shows to bands like his.
[Apr 21,2015 3:54pm - YOUR YOURE ""]
the No Halos Weekend Tour
[Apr 21,2015 4:52pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
I'm not even gonna shit on bands that do weekend tours starting off; it's a way to start working and getting out there. But Robb acts like they're somehow unique and impressive for booking a couple shows with places that don't know better.
I feel bad for all the autistic kids that will be subjected to their bullshit.
[Apr 21,2015 10:25pm - French fries ""]
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[Apr 21,2015 11:20pm - Every guy ever ""]
This thread has definitely been good for SWA, I had never heard of them until it existed. Can't wait to see this ridiculousness in person, which means more "crowd" for them to pretend are fans.
This thread has also been a huge source of enjoyment for me, their clueless delusional aspirations would be cute if they were, you know, teenagers.
I'm hoping they play a Black Lives Matter event, preen about how blerrrk ern wherrt should get along, and then get pissed off when some "nigger" steals their shit.
Long live this thread.
[Apr 23,2015 12:31pm - Sacreligion ""]
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Show that might have an actual attendance = MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW OF THE TOUR LET'S DO THIS GUYS
[Apr 23,2015 12:41pm - yuor no friend of mine ""]
who won the free dinner?
[Apr 23,2015 1:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
yuor%20no%20friend%20of%20mine said:who won the free dinner?
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[Apr 23,2015 1:07pm - ROBB WELLS HAS NO PENIS ""]
ROBB WELLS HAS NO PENIS
[Apr 23,2015 2:29pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
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[Apr 26,2015 7:39am - Sacreligion ""]
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SWA really packed the house on that pay to play clusterfuck "block party sponsored by Coors" with "170 people attending" that the promised Coors girls never showed up to. Really glad I wasted my time trying to explain to that promoter why his business model is retarded.
[Apr 26,2015 8:06am - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:"I bet we BLOW YOU away."
Still Well Angel will BLOW YOU.
You would know fagget.
[Apr 26,2015 10:02am - Coorz Gurlz ""]
Rob's comment regarding the Coors girls:
"If they're willing to model two of Still Well Angels tshirts, it'd be a reason to keep'em longer. I'm sure S.W.A. will let the 2 girls keep the shirts for an hours work (and some kind if sales pitch to promote shirt
Aaaannnnnnddd.....it gets better!
More delusions from Rob on the event page,
Good thing they "shifted" their tour for this hahaha:
"It's gonna be an AMAZING time! We shifted our tour, North, just to be a part of this.
Thanks for having Still Well Angel!"
"These shows exist SOLEY for your pleasure. ALL of us would be in our garages playing if great folks, like YOU, didn't come out to support us.
Thank you for allowing us the pleasure of playing for you. Hope you enjoy our set."
"If EVERYONE, who reads this, SHARES this event at the same time, 4:00pm, each day leading up to the event, VERY great chance we'll sell this out.
Let's blow the roof off this place!!!"
[Apr 29,2015 11:44pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
Free shot coupons for their Rhode Island show.
***Select Shots
***Before 10 PM
***If you dye your pubes purple
***If you tonguekiss the fat roadie
[Apr 29,2015 11:52pm - Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim ""]
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Has ANYONE seen hourly ticket prices before?!?
[Apr 30,2015 9:36am - Some White Guy ""]
that's actually somewhat clever idea. too bad none of the bands are worth even $4.00
[Apr 30,2015 10:23am - Alx_Casket ""]
It's like the opposite of a happy hour deal... sad hour specials (every half hour).
[Apr 30,2015 2:14pm - Sacreligion ""]
I know I want to see a night of King Diamond, Helloween, and Testament covers mixed in with TWO count em TWO SWA sets!!!
[Apr 30,2015 2:16pm - King Thùnderstøøl ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL BURN DOWN STILL WELK ANGEL'S BAND ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Apr 30,2015 2:23pm - Sacreligion ""]
THIS THREAD IS NOW THE GREATEST AND BUSIEST RTTP THREAD OF ALL TIME!!!!
bennyhillifier
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[Apr 30,2015 2:27pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Only a week away! Act now or it might sell out!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1432997083666413/
[May 3,2015 10:36am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
"Anyone wanna get in... for free?"
Now Raw Balls is just getting sad. I kind of love watching him shout into the void, begging people to please care about his shitty buttrock band. "Come watch us share the stage with someone from Meliah Rage! Anybody want a free drink? Free admission? ...I'll let you fuck my butt... Anybody? *echoes in an empty room. Robb starts quietly sobbing*"
[May 4,2015 12:55pm - Robb Wells translation service ""]
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Translation: No one is going to our awful show that we didn't finish booking. We promise there are other bands playing. Please help us promote. No one is buying tickets to our shitshow.
[May 4,2015 12:57pm - Anon ""]
"Shing-ding". "Shing-ding". Fucking seriously?
[May 4,2015 1:36pm - King Thùnderstøøl ""]
I AM THE THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL KILL ROBB WELLS WITH MY TEN INCH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[May 6,2015 1:26pm - Walts fault ""]
Someone get me a CD!!
https://www.facebook.com/events/869472196446297/
[May 6,2015 8:47pm - xmikex ""]
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[May 6,2015 11:37pm - Slug bait ""]
Listen to the track samples on the Amazon mp3 page, especially prick and tranquilized. Oh man.
[May 7,2015 8:05am - HookedonMetal ""]
I've never taken the time to look at this thread before, but wow. Rock star attitude much?
[May 7,2015 2:51pm - 60k Stage ""]
Sure looks like they're filling 5,000 occupancy venues...
[May 10,2015 6:44pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
$18 to the first person who beats up Robb Wells!
[May 11,2015 10:15am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
I love that someone takes the time to link them to a video of their shitty band at a shitty club, and the first words Robb says aren't "thank you" but a lecture on how to spell their band name.
[May 11,2015 11:37am - Sacreligion ""]
Not only is this video terrible, but it makes me sad to see that Chasse has apparently left the band.
bennyhillifier
[May 11,2015 11:46am - you're fired ""]
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[May 11,2015 11:52am - Donald Trump ""]
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[May 11,2015 11:57am - true fact ""]
this should be the official page for swa news. shit leaks here wayyy before OFFICIAL public disclosure.
[May 11,2015 12:54pm - no friend of mine ""]
glad be in it time end chasse
[May 11,2015 1:37pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Matt Chasse is spending too much time on his latest project DARK CHARITY: "Segregation Through Philanthropy"
https://www.facebook.com/DarkCharity/videos/1562433047356138/
[May 11,2015 3:06pm - DARK CHARITY ""]
bennyhillifier
[May 13,2015 2:52pm - Bad choice ""]
They kicked out the wrong person.
[May 13,2015 4:58pm - Christian Weston Chandler ""]
MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!
[May 18,2015 10:17am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/photos/a.10150182672802219.310960.185633272218/10152897380452219/?type=1&theater
So I guess they've got a fill-in for Chasse; also, love that Robb's too incompetent to even go along with their stupid color scheme. The clown can't do anything right. No wonder I went AWOL.
[May 18,2015 3:20pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
$25 to see them play with Tantric at the Skybox in Tewksbury? Jesus.
[May 18,2015 7:02pm - goat whipper ""]
cool that one dude has a flaming burger tattoo
[May 21,2015 2:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
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I don't even know where to start with this. I'm probably just jealous.
[May 21,2015 2:39pm - A_Curious_Collective ""]
why the fuck are doors at noon?
[May 21,2015 2:43pm - Monkey God Of Valhalla ""]
This band is so terrible.
[May 21,2015 2:49pm - passive observer of new england atrocities ""]
it will leave you significant time for the bundling of emotions
[May 21,2015 3:14pm - A_Curious_Collective ""]
as if days of the new wasn't bad enough...
[May 21,2015 6:08pm - Anon ""]
I'll take the leftovers of Days of the New any day over getting earfucked by SWA or Leaving Eden.
[May 21,2015 7:02pm - LOLOLOLOLOLOL ""]
A_Curious_Collective said:why the fuck are doors at noon?
And it's on a Wednesday
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[May 22,2015 9:48am - onyx dick moon ""]
i'm assuming that doors at noon just means the place opens for drinks/food. it does specify that the music starts at 6:15 but for wednesday that is still really sad.
[May 22,2015 9:50am - i never leave massachusetts ""]
i am not going to this
[May 22,2015 10:03am - onyx dick moon ""]
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[May 22,2015 11:46am - Moldy McFly ""]
Skybox bundled uuuuurrrppp and ready for my single parent ticket discount![img]
[May 22,2015 11:51am - Real Metal Fan ""]
Still Well Angel should do the world a favor and load their tour bus with explosives and drive it off a cliff.
[May 22,2015 1:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
People in functional marriages everywhere really got the shaft.
[May 22,2015 2:56pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
I was going to ask if there was a cancer discount, then I remembered that if you have cancer you pay the band extra.
[May 27,2015 5:35am - Sacreligion ""]
So we haven't really said anything about these guys for like 2 or 3 months aside from the occasional post on here, and Robb still has a giant boner for calling us out while simultaneously saying he's been ignoring us the whole time. Wat.
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[May 27,2015 8:38am - Yeti ""]
that's not very tantric of you, Robb.
[May 27,2015 9:58am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
If Robb still had me and righty he'd be talking shit in public instead of pulling his pud around his buddies about what a badass success he is.
I hear that the autism benefit ended with kids getting 200% more autistic after hearing Still Well's music.
[May 27,2015 3:49pm - Here ya go Robby boy ""]
Fuck Off and Die
[May 27,2015 3:51pm - Sacreligion ""]
^^^Definitely NOT Robb posting that in hopes he can say someone threatened him with violence.
[May 27,2015 3:56pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
I don't think he would know of DarkThrone, they're not on WAAF
[May 27,2015 4:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
Eh. He probably looked up black metal and die. Also he wouldn't know how to embed a YouTube video.
[May 27,2015 4:17pm - butt rock enthusiast ""]
"Look, your a death metal band with a total of 500 fans"
yeah Sacriligeon how come YOUR to CHEAP to pay for LIKES
lol
[May 27,2015 4:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
Having 13k Facebook friends and playing to no one > 500 Facebook friends that have actually come out to see you. WHAT don't "YOU" understand?
[May 27,2015 4:41pm - Peter Grimm's missing Bedazzler ""]
Whaaaaaattt?!?!!?! You can buy Facebook followers? *GASP*
[May 27,2015 6:41pm - Too bad Kuklinski didn't get him. ""]
Sacreligion said:Eh. He probably looked up black metal and die. Also he wouldn't know how to embed a YouTube video.
You're probably correct on this; I am not Robb, however. I simply am hoping that he rants on Fagbook about another post he/they are ignoring
Another to Wells
Robb, you need to hear this.
[May 27,2015 9:41pm - Roy Demeo's frozen corpse ""]
Worst band
[May 27,2015 10:57pm - Robb wells ""]
God is love 1488
[May 28,2015 9:20am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155559468910176?pnref=story
Robb just couldn't keep those emotions bundle duuuuupppppp any more. How dare you have your music be a hobby and not reach for the stars? Don't you know they got called back for America's Got Talent? Robb is a saint and SWA is the hardest working band in New England, just listen to him say it over and over again!
[May 28,2015 11:45am - keen observation ""]
Robb Wells is doing a good job trolling himself here. Way to keep the troll flame burning. He will do anything for attention, won't he?
[May 28,2015 11:52am - Alx_Casket ""]
He's got 99 problems but being a professional musician ain't one.
[May 28,2015 2:36pm - DYA is CURATOR OF OZZFEST2003 ""]
Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?
Do they count as one of those late 90's has-beens that plays sketchy nightclubs shows before 20 aging dad rockers I keep seeing these days? Who knew that was even still lucrative.
[May 28,2015 2:42pm - logical troll conclusion ""]
Can CSDO get on this?
[May 28,2015 2:52pm - Anon ""]
DYA%20is%20CURATOR%20OF%20OZZFEST2003 said:Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?
They were around. They've tried to clean it up and bury it, but they’ve been SWAping ears since ’99. Adding Robb “Almost Cancer” Wells is the closest to a stable lineup they’ve had the entire time.
Seriously. 16 years to buy 13,000 fans and release one incredibly shitty album.
[Jun 1,2015 2:14pm - Anon ""]
Eric Paone of CSDO or Raw Balls from SWA, who's the bigger joke?
[Jun 1,2015 5:46pm - Robb Wells, Chick Magnet ""]
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[Jun 1,2015 9:16pm - Anon ""]
Robb%20Wells,%20Chick%20Magnet said:[img]
Family friendly rock and roll bundle duuuuupppppp!
[Jun 1,2015 9:23pm - UPS MAN ""]
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[Jun 5,2015 1:20pm - Alx_Casket ""]
This gif reminded me that SWA is playing a show to 2 people somewhere soon.
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[Jun 5,2015 1:20pm - DUUUUPPPPP ""]
POOPIN' BUNDLE DUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/photos/pcb.10152968182052219/10152968181692219/?type=1&theater
[Jun 5,2015 2:10pm - DEEP THROAT ""]
DUUUUPPPPP said:POOPIN' BUNDLE DUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/photos/pcb.10152968182052219/10152968181692219/?type=1&theater
NICE BLOW JOB FACE, BRO.
[Jun 5,2015 2:22pm - mike_network ""]
it seems that SWA has disallowed me from posting comments on their FB pages because of criticism I left about Robb's benefit rant.
Would you folks go if I got them booked at O'breins? You know you'd go.
[Jun 5,2015 2:37pm - STRYPER!!!! ""]
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[Jun 5,2015 3:16pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I would go.
[Jun 5,2015 3:22pm - you bunch of idiot ""]
mike_network said:it seems that SWA has disallowed me from posting comments on their FB pages because of criticism I left about Robb's benefit rant.
Would you folks go if I got them booked at O'breins? You know you'd go.
only if you book dumpster fire with them. i'm sure they would temporarly change their name for the lulz factor.
[Jun 5,2015 3:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
^^ I can confirm this.
[Jun 5,2015 4:18pm - Anon ""]
Damn dude, did Obriens fuck your sister or something? Why would you wish SWA on them?
[Jun 5,2015 4:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
SERIOUS HARDCORE
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[Jun 5,2015 4:55pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
SERIOUS BUSINESS
Book SWA, Dumpster Fire, and a bunch of performance art. Let it be the most surreal night.
[Jun 6,2015 7:10pm - man ""]
That new worldwide release album No Herlo is so good
[Jun 7,2015 8:36pm - Sacreligion ""]
I haven't really listened to this but I am sure it is filled with gold.
http://www.spreaker.com/user/fyreandiceshow
[Jun 8,2015 9:45am - Alx_Casket ""]
This is terrible radio, and I'm not even up to when SWA starts talking.
[Jun 8,2015 5:06pm - Alx_Casket ""]
27:30 Interview begins
33:30 rawballs mutters some struggles about the local scene, hosts try to understand why no one likes SWA
39:00 continued discussion about blaming the venue for no one watching SWA
44:00 sean explains the key to putting on a good show
46:00 complains about not getting paid for shows because of low turnout, because of the venues not doing their jerbs
48:45 "who cares if you have 13,000 likes?" then immediately refers to the number of likes they have as the evidence of their success
50:43 dumpster fire
[Jun 8,2015 5:24pm - Sacreligion ""]
I like our couch. I don't see why they hate it so much. I also don't see why they think spamming Facebook every couple of hours constitutes "hard work", playing a venue turns said venue into " their business for the night", and having terrible deals with no-name promotion companies automatically constitutes "deserving to get paid"
[Jun 9,2015 10:07am - Reggie Farnsworth ""]
I really like Robb saying a woman got butt naked at a show and used his leg as a stripper poll. He says this happened with over 100 people there.
[Jun 9,2015 2:55pm - Sacreligion ""]
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[Jun 9,2015 3:13pm - Anon ""]
^The classics never go out of style.
[Jun 9,2015 3:16pm - Embiggened by Cromulance ""]
i didnt think it was possible to hate them anymore until hearing a 10 minute conversation about their thoughts on shaved junk. that did the trick.
[Jun 9,2015 3:24pm - Anon ""]
https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155611725335176
According to Robb, the whitest white boy around, he's Apache and Blackfoot. So he's an almost-Indian with almost-cancer?
[Jun 9,2015 3:32pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Oh no. This is going to be their next crusade for a cause, isn't it? With another batch of terrible videos
[Jun 9,2015 3:39pm - Anon ""]
"CUZ U ARE NO FRIEND OF MYNAVAJO!"
[Jun 9,2015 3:45pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Well he says his family is Caucasian like 2 seconds later. I think he's confused by a lot of things besides your/you're.
[Jun 9,2015 4:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
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How can any band NOT want to play with WORLDWIDE super successful touring act Still Well Angel?
[Jun 9,2015 4:07pm - King Lightningstool ""]
I WILL KILL STILL WELL ANGEL WITH MY DEADLY LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Jun 9,2015 4:36pm - Embiggened by Cromulance ""]
LOL at promoting a tour date and THEN looking for bands to play with.
OH WAIT. that's their entire tour...
[Jun 9,2015 6:32pm - Anon ""]
Sacreligion said:[img]
How can any band NOT want to play with WORLDWIDE super successful touring act Still Well Angel?
WORLDWIDE PRESS RELEASE! SHARE SUCK SHARE SUCK SHARE SUCK!!!!
[Jun 9,2015 7:07pm - RTTP DEPARTMENT OF FACEBOOK ""]
ROBB WELLS BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!
[Jun 10,2015 1:22pm - Anon ""]
Like it's hard? Dude is a crying little girl.
[Jun 10,2015 7:07pm - Sacreligion ""]
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If liking SWA is cool, consider me Ralph Wiggum.
[Jun 11,2015 9:22am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Jun 11,2015 9:26am - Robb's Still Balls ""]
hahahhaahaah
[Jun 11,2015 11:30am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Robb Wells -
"It's 'Cum-Chumpster Pyre', you idiot! Clean the nut out of your ears!"
Awwww. Widdle Robb is trying to pretend like he's not fucking obsessed with Dumpster Fire by trying to say he said something different.
This anus is fucking 12 years old.
[Jun 12,2015 2:28pm - Stage Scrim Guy ""]
Photo from the SICK TANTRIC GIG. proper scrim placement for sure. maybe the drummer is just to embarrassed to show his face?
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[Jun 12,2015 2:49pm - Anon ""]
If the singer were shitting himself, you wouldn't wanna be right behind him either.
[Jun 12,2015 2:55pm - turtle twins ""]
DRUMMERS BUNDLED URPPPPP
[Jun 12,2015 4:00pm - Anon ""]
Robb said:
This anus is fucking 12 year olds.
Fixed it for you.
[Jun 13,2015 10:50am - Sacreligion ""]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10204494975634851&id=904790175
Just another successful tour date.
Also turtle twin Stixx has left the band. Not like you should make an announcement that one of your founding members has left.
[Jun 13,2015 2:54pm - Anon ""]
Bet Cowboy Twin ate him or harvested his stem cells.
[Jun 13,2015 11:37pm - Hoser ""]
Sacreligion said:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10204494975634851&id=904790175
Just another successful tour date.
Also turtle twin Stixx has left the band. Not like you should make an announcement that one of your founding members has left.
This song really begs the question, "is there a halo or no?"
[Jun 15,2015 2:45pm - wat ""]
i cried, i loled
Starting a New Year and a new Era in the Metal genre, the birth of Still Well Angel is quite possibly the largest Form of Exposure the MASS Metal Scene has seen in the past several years. Forming in the states Capital of Boston, Still Well Angel consists of some of Heavy Metal’s most elite musical talents. The Bass Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Robb Wells. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Robb Wells and Best Friend Robb Wells. Typically known for his 7- string Bass, screaming solos and double picking abilities that are off the charts. Rob Wells dedicated years of hard work to those projects and knew it was time to really move to the next level of his career, and in doing so, Former Painful Robb Wells /Best Friend Robb Wells Guitarist Chasse agreed fully and set forward as well. Chasse has been a truly devoted musician all of his life, and has phenomenal skills, consisting of learning fully technical pieces of material in a shortly timed manner, and making the guitar a lead instrument with his skills and well rounded Abilities. The next piece to this incredible lineup was Drumming sensation, STIXX. Formerly of the Darkest Ruin/Best Friend Robb Wells, STIXX has a wide range of abilities, from Double Bass patterns, to incorporating several styles of drumming to his playing, Memorable Drum fills and also known for being very animated behind the kit. With the final piece of the puzzle being possibly the most essential piece, the most skilled and charismatic singer would be needed to truly fulfill this lineup and the direction they are gearing towards. With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old male prodigy Sean Chickarillo walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were he had taken them by storm with his wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies. With more of a Rock/Pop approach of singing has basically made the band evolve into a genre of metal that hasn’t been heard before. His approach to the rugged, raw metal edge that is instrumentally produced is riveting, and the pitches, melodies and Notes that are produced from his vocals can only be described as god-like. He has also incorporated his dance background and theater persona into the music and stage presence as well. Still Well Angel has created a formula that mixes chugging, thick and hyper guitar speeds, with a Bass tone that is as thick as only one can dream of, matching up with Double Bass drumming and technical articulation all around the Drums, with the final layer being an amazingly driven Vocal approach, with highs, Vibravados and several melodic Notes that bring tears of joy to your eyes. Still Well Angel’s birth in 2009 embarks a journey that will be a rollercoaster ride that you are all now apart of.
[Jun 15,2015 3:08pm - Anon ""]
Dear god, you got a link for that wall of hilarity?
[Jun 15,2015 3:12pm - wat ""]
http://www.amazon.com/review/RTWSFUTVMJ3KR...lance&nodeID=163856011&store=dmusic
hail to Tom Gretschel
[Jun 15,2015 3:22pm - Alx_Casket ""]
upvoted
[Jun 15,2015 5:21pm - joeyvsdavidlopan nli ""]
That opening sentence is rather close to the opening line from the infamous Saint To Sinner bio, yeah?
[Jun 15,2015 5:42pm - joeyvsdavidlopan nli ""]
Derp, I'm retarded.
[Jun 16,2015 10:30am - Rawb's Tribal Schnoz ""]
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[Jun 16,2015 11:04am - Dr. Oz ""]
Um didn't he have cancerous polyps in that thing hahahahahahahhaha
[Jun 16,2015 11:29am - Rawb‘s Tribal Schnoz ""]
almost did
[Jun 16,2015 12:41pm - Real David Vincent ""]
MEDIA RELEASE!! PLEASE SHARE!!!
I am aware of Rawb's announcement of a collaboration with Chasse's and Stixx's replacements on new music. However, the inference that I have left Still Well Angel is incorrect. To be clear, I have not left Still Well Angel nor have I been asked to do so. Listen, I thought up a lot of that stuff on No Halo, it was really interesting to me as well. Raww Balls came in and he had some crazy ideas. And I said, Great. Let's have fun with it. No Halos. It is pretty simple, a very easy concept to understand. No Halo, it means what it says, the fans understood it. We are packing shows full of new fans, gettings tons of likes on Facebook. Legendary Dobbs was sold out, we went on at 3pm and it was sold out. No Halos, it is not even a concept album, it just really gets to the point. And for the record, I am still represented by Peter Grimm headwear. Pete said some stuff, Mike Browning said some things, STIXX did too, but he does not even like hats, I'm still getting my hats from Peter Grimm headwear. Sold out shows man, No Halos.
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[Jun 16,2015 7:21pm - SWA facebook troll appreciation ""]
hail to Greg Wright:
Greg Wright: Yeah, I heard they had a medical issue...like being sick of your shit. Hahahaha you guys are the best, 2 members down and you haven't even made it below the Mason/Dixon. You've lost more band members than there have been people in attendance on the " Do Haydo Earst Coarst Tour"
[Jun 16,2015 7:57pm - REAL TALK 1.0 ""]
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[Jun 16,2015 8:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
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"Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!"
[Jun 17,2015 12:00pm - Anon ""]
I love watching these dudes chew at their own balls like they're something important. It's some of the fucking best entertainment I get all day.
[Jun 17,2015 2:25pm - i_am_lazy ""]
A friend of mine with a track record of joining awful, awful bands is apparently their new drummer. Had he asked me like he occasionally used to, I would've talked him out of it. He probably would've somehow found an even worse band to join, though, like the last time.
[Jun 17,2015 2:32pm - Sacreligion ""]
You should ask if Robb told him that our singer got busted for soliciting gay sex from an undercover cop, because he has apparently been telling people that lately. Not a closeted homophobic response to getting trolled at all.
[Jun 17,2015 2:32pm - lol wut ""]
is raw balls old enough to be his father? did you ask what happened to the turtle twin?
[Jun 17,2015 2:41pm - Anon ""]
Yeah dude, if you have a line into the sanctum santorum of the SWApecave, you need to get us deets.
[Jun 17,2015 3:49pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Jun 17,2015 9:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
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Good god. They make it so easy.
[Jun 17,2015 9:02pm - Sacreligion ""]
Also, someone needs to buy this legendary drum kit.
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[Jun 17,2015 9:13pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Wtf, no rocktagon?!
[Jun 17,2015 9:16pm - Legit question ""]
Sacreligion said:[img]
"Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!"
Did Eric Paone book this?
[Jun 17,2015 9:25pm - I LIKE TUWWTLES ""]
PURPLE DRUMKIT BUNDLLLRRRED URRRRP
[Jun 17,2015 10:04pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Is he giving up drumming?
[Jun 18,2015 1:55pm - Stillborn ""]
Turtle Twin Stixx wanted to hang up his Animal mask, so Turtle Twin Cowboy Hat had no choice but to eat him and keep going. It’s all spelled out in their shit lyrics.
“Devour and...CARRY ON, CARRY ON, CARRY ON.”
[Jun 18,2015 2:25pm - wat ""]
hhahhahaha
[Jun 19,2015 2:37pm - Raw Balls ""]
What's this about Rawb lying about seeing combat in Iraq now?
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/posts/10152995927162219?comment_id=10152995939222219&offset=0&total_comments=1&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D
[Jun 19,2015 3:15pm - wat ""]
did he have to sell tickets in order to fight?
[Jun 19,2015 3:20pm - Sacreligion ""]
WORLDWIDE distribution.
[Jun 19,2015 3:29pm - Kult ov SWAfaggotry ""]
Sacreligion said:WORLDWIDE distribution.
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[Jun 19,2015 4:22pm - Sacreligion ""]
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/robbwells
Robb really needs to get off the couch and find himself a woman.
[Jun 19,2015 4:34pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Uh, he's using couchsurfing as a dating website. Also, this:
PHILOSOPHY
A nerdy girl who's a nympho knows more about the universe than ANY library. Why? Well, if you don't know then your in the wrong club!
[Jun 19,2015 4:39pm - Kult ov SWAfaggotry ""]
also he lists himself as 30 yrs old
NICE TRY
[Jun 19,2015 5:26pm - mike_network ""]
WAIT, isn't he married or something?
[Jun 19,2015 6:04pm - Spydre ""]
Not on the road. That's the life of a world famous arena rock star like Robb Wells.
[Jun 19,2015 6:14pm - Spydre ""]
Also, I thought couchsurfing.com was for people looking for a cheap/free place to crash and maybe meet interesting people not a place for creepy old men to find their latest date rape victims.
[Jun 19,2015 6:50pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
You are correct sir. You forgot who we are talking about- and besides, that all goes out the window when you are WORLD FAMOUS
[Jun 26,2015 3:04pm - Raw Balls ""]
Carolinas burndled urrrrrppppp!
[Jun 29,2015 12:09pm - no coincidence here ""]
http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/...ergroup-stillwell-plotting-comeback
[Jun 29,2015 12:29pm - Flappy Gums ""]
Must be something in the name, that was terrible! I wonder how long before Rawbbert tries to sue them for stealing their name...
[Jun 30,2015 6:30am - Raw Balls ""]
Jesus Christ that was terrible. Not SWA bad but damn near.
[Jun 30,2015 9:36pm - SRSLY U GYZ ""]
THREAD BROKE MY COMPUTER
[Jul 2,2015 11:11am - Anon ""]
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003591619..._207342_answer_3_xlarge_xlarge.jpeg
[Jul 2,2015 11:32am - TRUE FACT: ""]
Robb wells does NOT like Niggers.
[Jul 2,2015 12:30pm - Alx_Casket ""]
SRSLY%20U%20GYZ said:THREAD BROKE MY COMPUTER
This link exists mainly for browsing this thread: http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php
[Jul 6,2015 8:28pm - coaxial flutter ""]
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death to false metal
[Jul 7,2015 12:10pm - mike_network ""]
today's blind rage is brought to you by Rob Wells, ironically calling someone's spelling mistakes out:
https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155741589720176
i hate this man.
[Jul 7,2015 12:27pm - THE GREEK MYSTIQUE ""]
....that's what he calls himself now? and wants to tamper with asses? k.
[Jul 7,2015 12:28pm - THE GREEK MYSTIQUE ""]
Rawb's caption for this photo reads " A typical day for SWA ".
Finally he says something truthful.
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[Jul 7,2015 12:38pm - PUDDIN ""]
HAHAHAHA
[Jul 7,2015 12:43pm - Rebel Mic Stands ""]
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[Jul 8,2015 4:31pm - Jealous of THERE Sucksess ""]
That is one quality mic stand.
[Jul 8,2015 6:16pm - xmikex ""]
Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK....
Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though.
[Jul 8,2015 6:53pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Robb's looking for a side project? How does a world-class musician find the time?
[Jul 8,2015 7:16pm - still well angel tour rider ""]
SOUTH CAROLINA or BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA.... tent camping... near Simpsonville (or south/southeast of)... any ideas to actual sites?
[Jul 9,2015 8:19am - bundle your home and auto ""]
"The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7"
merchandise bundled duuuuuuuup
[Jul 9,2015 11:59am - Sacreligion ""]
I'll just leave this here:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=701774873261642&id=100002874076673
[Jul 9,2015 12:03pm - Northern Privilege ""]
thank fuck we don't live in that shithole of the united states
[Jul 9,2015 12:50pm - hardened arteries ""]
it is really nice of them to play a benefit for those disabled people! true humility.
[Jul 9,2015 2:14pm - Anon ""]
xmikex said:Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK....
Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though.
Link to both those pieces of comedy gold?
[Jul 9,2015 2:14pm - Sacreligion ""]
bennyhillifier
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[Jul 9,2015 2:49pm - hardened arteries ""]
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[Jul 9,2015 3:16pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Forced to cancel the tour? WHO SAW THIS COMING?
I guess he didn't listen to his own advice concerning pay-to-play BBQ's
[Jul 9,2015 5:47pm - thread halftime show recap ""]
They lost their drummer and guitar player. That leaves Robb and the cowboy hat wearing singer. Aren't the singer and the drummer twin brothers that started the band? Will Robb be the only one left? What will happen next in this gripping saga?
[Jul 9,2015 6:14pm - viva la buttrock! ""]
Still Robb Wells Angel
[Jul 10,2015 1:02am - Sacreligion ""]
thread%20halftime%20show%20recap said:They lost their drummer and guitar player. That leaves Robb and the cowboy hat wearing singer. Aren't the singer and the drummer twin brothers that started the band? Will Robb be the only one left? What will happen next in this gripping saga?
SWA has gone through more members than CSDO.
[Jul 10,2015 12:13pm - Anon ""]
Side projects bundle duuuuuuppppp
[Jul 10,2015 3:18pm - BEAT IT IN MY HEAD ""]
Wait, so the drummer they got for their east coast tour wasn't ready for the high pressure world of playing some asshole's BBQ? What a pussy.
Also, I actually bought NO HALO as a joke and their is a song where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.
[Jul 10,2015 3:19pm - viva la buttrock! ""]
BEAT%20IT%20IN%20MY%20HEAD said:Wait, so the drummer they got for their east coast tour wasn't ready for the high pressure world of playing some asshole's BBQ? What a pussy.
Also, I actually bought NO HALO as a joke and their is a song where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.
i've tried so hard to get a physical copy of their cd but they refuse to sell me one haha. faggots.
[Jul 10,2015 3:31pm - BEAT IT IN MY HEAD ""]
I bought it off Amazon for like $8 bucks and burnt copies for people to laugh at so I could feel better about giving them 8 dollars.
[Jul 10,2015 3:48pm - wat ""]
where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.
[Jul 10,2015 5:14pm - Anon ""]
BEAT%20IT%20IN%20MY%20HEAD said:I bought it off Amazon for like $8 bucks and burnt copies for people to laugh at so I could feel better about giving them 8 dollars.
I'd absolutely fucking love to get a burned copy of this, except I'm worried it'd taint my fucking music collection.
[Jul 10,2015 5:51pm - YOU! WITH THE CD! ""]
rip that shit and upload it thru an IP masking browser to any and all torrent sites immediately.
[Jul 11,2015 5:16am - Sacreligion ""]
So Robb Wells wants to fuck his stepdaughter even though he's been with his wife for 12 years even though he had that dating profile set up like last year. Wat
http://m.imgur.com/a/0dZOX
[Jul 11,2015 12:12pm - xmikex ""]
"My wife doesn't even like my music."
Call me, Mrs Wells. The nightmare can be over.
[Jul 15,2015 12:54pm - man ""]
Still the only thread I read here
[Jul 15,2015 3:15pm - fixer upper ""]
man said:Still the only thread worth reading here
[Jul 15,2015 5:18pm - THE TRVE SWA ""]
Sean is the new Notshaver
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[Jul 16,2015 7:59pm - dummerless ball angels ""]
so is the Shadows Fall show still on? and has anyone noticed that shitty asian kid band that opened every palladium fag metal/pagan fest is also on the bill? so amazing!
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[Jul 17,2015 3:00pm - Raw Balls, Scene Overlord ""]
Nothing like seeing Rawb Wells holding court to a bunch of morons about how the scene ain't what it used to be when he was sucking dick and paying to play in front of a different set of washed up bands.
Robb Wells
18 hrs · Edited ·
"You know what? There is NO (music) SCENE here in New England. It's every band for themselves and, to be quite honest, nowadays, it's how it has to be.
In the 80's & 90's bands were more communicative with one another. One bad promoter/venue and EVERYONE knew about it. Now, with no "union" AND the abundance of promoters, shits all fucked up!
Nothing for nothing but, for those chasing a record deal... NO BAND is gonna get it for you and they can't go with you.
For the others bands, well, that's just a mess all in itself when everyone hates everyone else simply because the music they play, paths they follow, belief system, etc. It's a "no win" situation trying to please this so called "scene".
Seriously, if your not willing to communicate amongst one another, let these promoters & venues know 'what's up' and how WE want to be shown off, then there's NO HOPE.
Unity amongst bands is where it has to start FIRST. Fuck what genre you play. Fuck what YOU think the scene should be like and FUCK ANYONE who thinks making money off of us is their right.
Take back the scene by re-building it. Evolution= revolution (in this case)."
"Please don't bring up 'pay-to-play' as that subject takes on so many meanings to so many different people."
[Jul 28,2015 12:18pm - Anon ""]
Robb Wells said:Well, with the 'No Halos' tour all wrapped up, we're taking a long break before these FINAL 3 shows of the year. We've been at it, each other, the road and many other things/obstacles for nearly 2 years straight.
Oh yeah. What an exhausting fucking tour that was, with half of it canceled.
Are we sure Robb isn't a long con, a joke by some scenester?
[Jul 28,2015 1:18pm - Sacreligion ""]
Band still refuses to admit they failed or lost any members. They are a living version of the Steamed Hams sketch.
https://vimeo.com/96105679
[Jul 28,2015 3:58pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Is Robb's house on fire? No, it's just the northern lights.
[Jul 28,2015 4:51pm - Denial ""]
Which you can easily see through the hole in his mothers roof.
[Jul 28,2015 5:37pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
I wonder if the aurora borealis gave him his almost-cancer.
[Jul 28,2015 9:21pm - living the dream ""]
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[Jul 29,2015 11:51am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
What? Forcing employees of random food spots to pose with you shows you're in touch with(touching) the common people!
[Jul 30,2015 10:06pm - Longdeadgod_nli ""]
Clearly they got the vip treatment at the waffle house and had all the other customers cleared out to make room for the swa crew
[Jul 31,2015 8:48am - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
All the other customers were bundled up off camera to make room for Robb's ego.
[Jul 31,2015 5:30pm - xmikex ""]
Robb is looking worse all the time. Maybe his almost cancer has hypothetically spread.
[Aug 5,2015 5:50pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Our boy needs a place to live in Worcester. Who's up to the challenge?
[Aug 11,2015 6:04pm - Anon ""]
I guess he found someplace new to live, since he's got time to open his cockholster about politics.
I'm still wondering when him and Cowboy Fetus Twin are gonna admit that the band is dead.
[Aug 11,2015 8:40pm - raw balls comedy hour ""]
SERIOUS QUESTION:
Who would come see 4 comedians AND 4 bands share 1 stage for an 18+ event?
[Aug 11,2015 9:08pm - Narcosis ""]
raw%20balls%20comedy%20hour said:SERIOUS QUESTION:
Who would come see 4 comedians AND 4 bands share 1 stage for an 18+ event?
Well, we know who the 4 comedians are. So that bids the question- Who are the 4 bands?
[Aug 11,2015 11:22pm - Anon ""]
Let's not insult comedians by the comparison. Still Well are the punchline, they're not the comedians.
[Aug 11,2015 11:33pm - Narcosis ""]
fair point.
[Aug 12,2015 3:13pm - Do the Math ""]
Rahawbb's comedy only works well with groups of 10 people or less. So how would that work if he'll only play shows in 500+ venues?
[Aug 12,2015 3:34pm - Robb‘s Cancerous Nostril ""]
Well considering only 5 people show up no matter the venue, Raw Balls will be fine.
By the way Robb, you're a creepy piece of shit. Stop staring at jailbait, sicko.
[Aug 12,2015 3:37pm - Anon ""]
I'm pretty convinced Robb has a serious learning disability.
Doesn't make him not an asshole. Just a disabled asshole.
[Aug 12,2015 4:10pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
Almost disabled.
[Aug 12,2015 4:56pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Disab-undle dupppppp!
[Aug 12,2015 6:44pm - u'er no friend uhmiiiine ""]
Rawb longing for something he'll never have.
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[Aug 12,2015 10:22pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Found this image of cowboy fetus twin and raw balls looking for new band members:
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[Aug 13,2015 3:07am - RobbWellsFBFriend ""]
Robb‘s%20Cancerous%20Nostril said:By the way Robb, you're a creepy piece of shit. Stop staring at jailbait, sicko.
This is your new feed every morning if you are friends with Robb Wells
http://m.imgur.com/a/CBJZv
[Aug 13,2015 3:09am - RobbWellsFBFriend ""]
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I thought you all might appreciate the irony.
[Aug 13,2015 5:47pm - Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut ""]
RobbWellsFBFriend said:
This is your new feed every morning if you are friends with Robb Wells
http://m.imgur.com/a/CBJZv
So Robb's liking every single post he's beating his pud to, then. Good to know. *vomits*
[Aug 24,2015 3:03pm - Robb's Troll Alarm ""]
Robb is back to talking about his nuts and screaming about trolls again. Hoo boy.
Admit your band broke up, Robb. Just admit it. You'll feel better.
[Sep 8,2015 11:23am - REQUIEM ""]
HERE LIES STILL WELL ANGEL
KILLED BY RTTP
[Sep 8,2015 1:31pm - Anon ""]
CORPSE IS BUNDLE DUPPPP
[Sep 8,2015 1:41pm - Anon ""]
REQUIEM said:HERE LIES STILL WELL ANGEL
KILLED BY RTTP
Wait did he actually admit that it's dead or something?
[Sep 9,2015 3:57pm - Just sleeping ""]
Last I saw he was ranting about wanting arrogant and confident people to write songs for him in his "side project" that he stole from previous band members. And yelling about being not married, when his wife's page says otherwise...
[Sep 9,2015 4:40pm - Robb Wells ""]
We are a real band dammit! Suck my nuts trolls! Once we find a new guitarist and drummer, us AND SOC are gonna HEADLINE the Paladium with other REAL bands like Hinder!
[Sep 9,2015 4:56pm - RTTP dept of RTTP ""]
ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die
[Sep 10,2015 7:59am - Robb Wells ""]
Suck my nuts troll! Stop trying to stiffle my band bro!
[Sep 10,2015 11:32am - Sacreligion ""]
RTTP%20dept%20of%20RTTP said:ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die
To be fair, we've had nothing to do with this for months now.
[Sep 10,2015 6:37pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
There's a lot of bullying going on. If only someone would stand up to it.
[Sep 10,2015 7:01pm - Robb Wells ""]
Sacreligion said:
RTTP%20dept%20of%20RTTP said:ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die
To be fair, we've had nothing to do with this for months now.
Bullshit Cum Chumpster Fire, you fucking cyberbully.
[Sep 15,2015 3:45pm - STRYPER ""]
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[Sep 16,2015 11:18am - Robb Wells ""]
Stryper. Fucking Christian cyberbullies!
[Sep 16,2015 2:46pm - Sully Dumpster Fire ""]
Yeah I haven't even checked this or posted for month's. The Robb thing has been done for me for a bit, nothing left to troll. Our time of uniting as one against a greater evil is over RTTP. You can all go back to fucking each other with your L.A.R.P swords, and arguing about who has a more credible battle vest. I'll go play in my Dillinger rip off band. #calculatingobesity
[Sep 16,2015 4:23pm - Robb Wells ""]
Arguing over battle vests? Eo you fucking endorse bullying huh? Cum Chumpster.
[Sep 16,2015 9:14pm - Robb_Wells_OFFICIAL ""]
It is amazing how some justify things. They'll befriend you, even buy ya a coffee but getting them to buy music is like pulling teeth out of a running gazelle.
You won't buy our (ALL indie bands) (99 cent) music, ($10) merch or come to shows (approx. $10) but you will buy a song for $1.04, $35 shirt and a $45-65 ticket.
When those bands are gone you can tell your kids you killed music because we (indie bands) won't be playing anymore. We ALL have bills, outside of music, that out weigh ANYTHING music related and OUR priorities WILL shift towards them leaving no one to play live shows, make new (talented/entertaining) music or encourage future musicians.
Doing it for the "love" of playing isn't good enough when it costs so much. Plus, to say we do 'it' for the money, as an "attack", just takes the steam out of us when, again, your willing to make someone else (major act) rich(er) and not give us independent bands a chance. Did you not know that all of those "other" bands were independent once?
[Sep 16,2015 9:30pm - UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN ""]
Papercuts said:New lyric video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzGOZpw1CMw
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[Sep 17,2015 8:02pm - Throbb Swells ""]
Judge said:......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso:bartmoon:
[Sep 23,2015 10:56am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Throbb%20Swells said:
Judge said:......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso:bartmoon:
It's no joke. Why do you think I went AWOL?
I'm still waiting for Robb and Fetus Twin Cowboy to admit that the band is dead in the water. Bets on what month/year that'll happen in?
[Oct 2,2015 3:13am - MEAT PENCIL ""]
xmikex said:What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?[/QUOTE SWA+CSDO+5FDP+RTTP=
[Dec 5,2015 3:30pm - Dumpster Fire ""]
Bump
[Dec 5,2015 4:18pm - Flyin' solo ""]
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[Dec 5,2015 6:12pm - Thrnk Grrd ""]
SWA was hrrlding him brrck, he's got all sorts of srrngs brrndled urrp just drrrin to grrrt rrrt.
[Dec 6,2015 12:52am - xmikex ""]
SWA's only saving grace at this point is that this thread is so slammed full of strangers calling them douchebags and documented proof that Robb Wells' wife won't be in the same zipcode as his dick, that it takes forever to load.
[Dec 7,2015 2:03pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
I'm unnerved by that... goatee? What would you call that, the Shoehorn?
[Dec 7,2015 3:06pm - Mr Poopybutthole ""]
rob wells solo project or GTFO
[Dec 8,2015 3:55pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Dec 12,2015 7:57pm - Sean Michael Rocks! ""]
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[Dec 18,2015 4:58pm - Robb Wells ""]
It's gonna start getting cold soon. Stay bundle duuuuuppppp everybody.
[Dec 18,2015 6:26pm - Hoth? ""]
metallica necklace for the win
[Dec 22,2015 7:08am - Robb Wells ""]
I told him not to wear that. Fuck other bands getting FREE advertising from our WORLDWIDE, well known BAND! They can suck on my manscaped NUTS!!!
[Dec 23,2015 10:36am - STIXX ""]
HAVE URSELF A MRRRY LITTLE STIXXMAS EVRYORN!
[Jan 4,2016 1:58pm - Robb Wells ""]
Hey everybody, looking for some people to help me restart my old band SOC. I don't beat women like Robin and Dwyer, show some support!!! Happy holidays!
[Mar 1,2016 12:44pm - Nasal Polyps ""]
thread is bumpin duuuuupppppppp
any news from the official fb of legend robb wells?
[Mar 1,2016 1:44pm - I LOVE NU ROK ""]
Thrrnk yrrw vurrreh murrrch
[Apr 29,2016 5:13pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
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*heavy breathing*
[Apr 29,2016 7:05pm - ?!?!?! ""]
no way. flawless victory.
[May 28,2016 4:41pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
So this band finally packed it in huh? Is New England's musical cancer in remission?
[Jun 10,2016 9:37am - Could it be?? ""]
Still Well Angel
June 8 at 12:18pm ·
Ok...sooooo here's the scoop,
SWA 2nd Full Length Cd " DARK ILLUSIONS" is in the works. 12 songs of Khaos coming for ya, hopefully will be ready for the Fall 2016. Track listings and cover art coming soon....ROCK ON
Can it really signal the return of the great Raawbbles??
[Jun 10,2016 11:05am - not sure if dead horse yet but ""]
new SWA? i can't even
[Jun 18,2016 2:24pm - SEAN'S CUSTOM COWBOY HAT ""]
You fucking fuckers need to stop fucking mocking my fucking band, fuckers.
[Jun 21,2016 4:26am - Randy Marsh/Cher ""]
vattnet and still well angel are essentially the same band, both just want to "make it" ...Both pay2play shit bands
[Aug 26,2016 6:22am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
So I've been AWOL for a long time. What's been happening in the land of Stillwell?
[Sep 5,2016 8:19am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
Kind of figured jack.
[Dec 13,2017 6:19pm - susurrate ""]
this thread may be the ultimate browser killer, and i assume this has been covered before, but it appears as though the "cum chumpster fire" himself Rawballs Wells was fired at some point from the juggernaut that is massachusetts best heavy metal/hard rock band Still Well Angel.
[Dec 13,2017 8:12pm - Lord Bat ""]
Lol hail to Raw Balls. Heard he’s doing nsbm now. Well not really. The rest of the band still looks incredibly homo.
[Dec 14,2017 7:51am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
This band still exists?
[Dec 15,2017 12:20am - Double chin strap ""]
Twin chin strap beards. +1,000 douche points
[Dec 16,2017 3:41pm - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
I'm kind of surprised Robb's still alive. Figured the almost-cancer would have finished the job by now.
[Dec 21,2017 12:39pm - Inquring Mindless ""]
So did they get the big contract with Warner Bros? I've been really pulling for them. There big break is right round the corner!
[Dec 21,2017 4:07pm - susurrate ""]
Inquring%20Mindless said:So did they get the big contract with Warner Bros? I've been really pulling for them. There big break is right round the corner!
I heard the request sent in to make-a-wish for the almost cancer was denied so no, not at this time.
[Jun 13,2018 1:43am - Seth Behrend ""]
spambot: 39.46.36.130
[Jun 13,2018 11:34am - cum dumper fire ""]
lol at 650k views haha
[Aug 1,2018 3:25pm - susurrate ""]
This thread is a browser breaker even with images disengaged but there needs to be an epitaph erected for the videos Sully made which I believe are lost forever.
[Sep 3,2018 4:25am - asunaxing ""]
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[Sep 4,2018 11:09pm - Colin Kappernicker ""]
susurrate said:This thread is a browser breaker even with images disengaged but there needs to be an epitaph erected for the videos Sully made which I believe are lost forever.
Yeh i agree, one time i was sucking sully off and he was playing them and we were laughing.
Anyhow, SWA is the worst pile of shit ever to come out of mass. Can you imagine how their jam sessions went, how they agreed upon riffs they thought were cool. Imagine what they directly brought to each session individually.
I know bands like this, their egos are so large that it gets in their way of good judgement. I wonder if any of them have aids. Someone should book them for a show and then like everyone show up and like suck each other off and shit.
[Sep 4,2018 11:10pm - Colin Kappernicker ""]
You ever notice Autosy666 kinda looks like he could be related to those twin fucks.
I think he is, they always wanted to be like him and autopsy is 100% talentless when it comes to anything musical.
[Dec 18,2019 10:03pm - The real neverending thread of death ""]
Bump
[Dec 18,2019 10:24pm - #Facts ""]
This thread has brought great joy here. What's Raw Balls up to these days, besides not a music career?
[Dec 19,2019 4:29pm - King Thůnderstøöl‘s Ghost ""]
EVEN ZIRCON DIDN'T SUCK THIS MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 19,2019 5:25pm - susurrate ""]
there's a new king thunderstool around these parts.
[Dec 20,2019 10:44pm - King Thůnderstøöl‘s Ghost ""]
I AM THE GREATEST GHOST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 21,2019 10:13am - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
Still Well Angel can eat a dick.
[Dec 21,2019 12:39pm - susurrate ""]
said:This thread has brought great joy here. What's Raw Balls up to these days, besides not a music career?
He's in hospice for almost-cancer of the nose. Sad end to a legendary career.
[Dec 21,2019 2:06pm - NH Brufaggotry ""]
And he still owes me $18!
[Jun 9,2020 5:31pm - Robb's AWOL LEft Nut ""]
Hey, whatever happened to this band? Did they ever get that BIG CONTRACT from Warner Bros?
[Jan 30,2024 9:26am - thelessbakedtwin ""]
We're coming up on the ten year anniversary of this thread. I would 100% back a Kickstarter of a commemorative hardcover printing of this.