man, Anal Cunt has some funny shit[views:5268][posts:19]__________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 12:45pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] FACE IT YOU'RE A METAL BAND you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard you're not something special, you're not something new you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band --------- I just spent way too long on www.sethputnam.com reading lyrics. I can't help but partially agree with the anti-allston hulaballoo, though I don't know half the people he talks about and am friends with some of the dudes in TN...though they always forget me, which is weird. 8^( |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 12:51pm - arsonick ""] i just saw the gayest guy on earth |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:02pm - Dissector ""] I spent one day reading all of his lyrics one day. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:02pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] What happened between you and Chris Barnes? me and josh were looking for a new drummer for a.c. sometime in 1996 (before we got nate). the only reason we went to the six feet under show was to hand out flyers looking for a new drummer. while 6fu were on, we were heckling them. after the show, chris barnes grabbed me by the shirt, which felt like being grabbed by a weak 2 year old. i asked him if he wanted to fight me outside, and he said yes. stupidly, i turned my back to walk out the front door and fight that gay midget faggot. as my back was turned, i got jumped by about 5 of his roadies/friends/whatever. the bouncers threw me out. chris barnes never touched me. i had some kid go up to the 6fu tour bus and ask barnes if he still wanted to fight me, by himself. he stayed on the bus, and probably blew a bunch of guys or something. APRIL 16TH 2003 UPDATE : i still hear shit every now and then about chris barnes saying he kicked my ass (he didn't even touch me) and how he'd do it again. i don't know if that's true, or if it's just a bunch of gossiping internet fags, but either way, there is an open challenge still on for him to fight me (BY HIMSELF, one on one). after recently getting into six feet under (they're one of the funniest bands i've ever heard), it might be hard not to laugh hysterically if i did see him, so he has that advantage over me in a fight. if he started singing "Stepping Stone", i would probably be crippled from laughter. but even with that advantage, i'll still fight him anytime. an interesting note: six feet under has never played boston since that incident between us (i told you he was a pussy!!) |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:03pm - RustedAngel ""] the internet is gay. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:03pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I respect how free with his opinion he is. Sometimes it's hard to say what you really want to say with someone cause you're worried how you'll come off, but this guy just really doesn't seem to give a set of diamond balls. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:06pm - vivi ""] 6 feet under covering stepping stone really is the gayest thing i have ever heard in my life |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:12pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg Chorus 1: If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People "Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer Chorus 2: If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay |
| ________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 1:46pm - assuck ""] i lit your baby on fire |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 13,2004 6:32pm - Bob Goulet ""] unreleased AC song Zyklon B Arthur you don't even BLINK do you? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 14,2004 1:18am - Josh_hates_you ""] AC's cover of stayin alive is still one of my favorite songs ever.............. not to mention VJ |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2004 1:25pm - Korpse-l- ""] hitler was a sensitive man :bow: |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 15,2004 1:36pm - MarkKevorkian ""] Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women You Still Suck You Fuckin Towelhead |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 15,2004 1:50pm - Korpse-l- ""] haha. ey mark it's rick. pissed i didn't make the show friday night, i already bought a tic for last night in worcester and i had no $. i wanted to see decapitated but they dropped off the tour and i couldn't get a refund. cattle decapitation ruled. let's grind ya fuck'n cracka! |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 15,2004 2:46pm - The_Day_of_the_Rope ""] Seth Putnam's best writing ever... Dead, Gay And Dropped shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're dropped you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum than rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're dead michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred schneider,you're gay sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're dropped you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum than truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead world,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 15,2004 4:19pm - MarkKevorkian ""] You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Faggot |
| __________________________________ [Aug 15,2004 4:21pm - succubus ""] where's that thread where people were posting AC song titles? |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 1:20am - Josh_hates_you ""] day of the rope HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA prayer of the roller boys is an awsome movie. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 10:18am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Picnic of Love is the best CD! "I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman" |
| __________________________________________________ [Aug 16,2004 11:57am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] man he said the bartender at O'Briens was a "fat jew dyke" and we should throw drinks upon her...or was it "fat jew cunt"? either way, this man has a way with words. I've never met the bartender there, so I have no idea if this is an "accurate" depiction, it's certainly not a flattering one, but it is certifiably a colorful one. |