Things We'd Like To Do With The OlsenTwins[views:10884][posts:68]______________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 12:53pm - christraper ""] I have confidence in everyone's creativity. :krusty: |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 12:54pm - succubus ""] no |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 12:56pm - Dissector ""] Feed them a hamburger. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:04pm - christraper ""] keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence..... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:10pm - powerkok ""] first, I'd wow them with my Luke Perry mask, then work my way towards their MOM, make her think I (Luke Perry), was in love with her, and live off their money forever.... oh, and I'd shackle them in the basement, and let some friends come over and pork them blue. Of course only after I turn them into fat, dirty talking trailer whores. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:11pm - Abbath ""] i'd pour battery acid on there face and slowly piece by piece feed their body parts to sharks |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:16pm - thornnvine ""] i'd bath with them.....in their own blood. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:20pm - Dissector ""] christraper said:keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence..... I repeat, feed them a hamburger. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:26pm - mikedown ""] SHut up, I had them before they were famous |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:28pm - thornnvine ""] mikedown said:SHut up, I had them before they were famous hamburgers? |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:29pm - powerkok ""] thornnvine said:mikedown said:SHut up, I had them before they were famous hamburgers? hahahaha. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:38pm - the_reverend ""] whatever it is, it's already been done to them through the magic of photoshop |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:39pm - christraper ""] Dissector said:christraper said:keep in mind i was speaking in terms of violence..... I repeat, feed them a hamburger. this is true |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:50pm - Josh_hates_you ""] i would dress up as Danny Tanner and rape them. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:50pm - Josh_hates_you ""] then maybe get uncle jesse and joey to help me run a train on them. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:51pm - Josh_hates_you ""] jesse and the rippers rule |
| _________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:52pm - Lincoln ""] Hog-tie them and make them watch Full House re-runs....I think thats mean enough. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 1:56pm - powerkok ""] Josh_hates_you said:jesse and the rippers rule hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaahhahaha he had the KING of ALL mullets!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 4:09pm - FrancisPman ""] nothing. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 4:19pm - Lincoln ""] C'mon you'd do something to them.....I'd slap em around a bit for being so stupid and skinny. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 4:42pm - vivi ""] id make em go ass to ass and then pile on top of each other and i would fuck then in the ass while making the other scream about how bad she wants it and then i would duct tape them and pour cement down their throat. yes |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 6:17pm - Hoser ""] I can think of 3 words here.... "Pound" "Anorexic" "Ass" |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 7:08pm - MyDeadDoll ""] i'm still waiting to see them in porn. it just seems so natural |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:43pm - iFuck ""] i would first drench ashley in kerosene, and while holding a lit road-flare, i would DEMAND that mary kate, come give me a blumpkin, i would then cum in ashleys asshole, and make mary-kate smrimp it out with a silly-straw. i would then drench mary-kate in kerosene as well, light them both on fire, go home and play Counter-Strike. THATS what Id do... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:51pm - powerkok ""] counter strike is for gays. fag h4x ruined that game. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:53pm - JoeDavolla ""] Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 8:57pm - iFuck ""] powerkok said:counter strike is for gays. fag h4x ruined that game. yeah, but silly-straws ROCK!! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:07pm - Hoser ""] Don't you ever say that Counterstrike sux.....or I will......I will.... I will fuckin' fuck yer mout so hard!!!! Hey asshole, post that picture of you climbing the mountain !!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:14pm - powerkok ""] [img] arrr, I come to windows xp to wipe ye out, arrr. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:15pm - powerkok ""] I need to enlage my mitt in that pic. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:20pm - Hoser ""] Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fe Fi Fo Fum....I smell the blood of anorexic cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:27pm - powerkok ""] hahhahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahhaa |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:27pm - powerkok ""] hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:38pm - YO HO HO ""] JoeDavolla said:Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! YEAH! GIMME GEORGE LOPEZ! THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT MANS ASS! |
| __________________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:40pm - powerkok ""] oook...i bet ya would there, buddy! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 20,2004 9:46pm - Hoser ""] YO HO HO said:JoeDavolla said:Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! YEAH! GIMME GEORGE LOPEZ! THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT MANS ASS! Easy....Easy...Gimme the gun...that's it....Gimme the gun...... |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 2:38am - anonymous ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 21,2004 11:40am - Dissector ""] JoeDavolla said:Kill them!!!! Their 2 ugly,anorexic whores!! Give me Hillary Duff or the cute chick thats on the George Lopez show.I'll show them what it means to be a woman,lmao!!! Carmen from the George Lopez show is SWEET! |
| _________________________________ [Aug 23,2004 11:13pm - $ilky ""] I'm astonished no one mentioned blowing tons of cocaine with them. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 12:12am - christraper ""] that anonymous post was me. sorry i forgot to log in |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 1:47am - retzam ""] We should ignore them, maybe they will just...go away... |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 2:06am - Abbath ""] powerkok said:[img] arrr, I come to windows xp to wipe ye out, arrr. best fucking picture i've ever seen in my whole LIFE! |
| ________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 2:53am - retzam ""] hahahahahahha i agree |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 8:34am - Joe/NotCommon ""] If the Olsen Twins were in my control, I would make them fight to the death. Then I'd fuck them both after the fight ended. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 24,2004 11:45am - swamplorddvm ""] Insert my penis in there vaginas and thrust 'til I climax. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 25,2004 3:36pm - JoeDavolla ""] I like to give it to the two chicks on 8 Simple Rules.Id fuck the mom too. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 14,2004 1:58pm - korpse-l- ""] [img] |
| ______________________________ [Sep 14,2004 4:07pm - wood ""] Wood's olsen fantasy # 168: I'd keep one locked up all nice, healthy and clean. the other one I'd use and abuse in all ways possible. my little rape slave she'd be. I'd have every hole she has including the ones made by my knife dripping with my cum. While I slowly rape and kill that whore I'd get the one locked up pregnant. eventually the rape slave will die but by that time the other olsen should have given birth. if it is a boy I'd kill it and eat it. if it is a girl I'd raise it as my crying olsen spawn fuck doll. now with all the dick this baby will have to take before it reaches 2 years old, will most likely result in its death. so I'll have to keep the locked up twin heathy so she can keep birthing out the fuck toys. Eventually I'll get tried of all the olsen pussy and just kill them all off. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 14,2004 5:44pm - wood ""] Fantasy #17: every day I hold a gun to their heads and make them suck me off. whoever does it the best doesen't get raped and abused later that night. The loser also has to write me a check for 666 dollars. I repeat thins untill I'm rich or get tired of their Olsen pussy and kill them. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 14,2004 6:00pm - Devin ""] I wouldn't mind seeing their heads impaled on flagpoles. Mary-Kate's head should be on a flagpole thinner than Ashley's, though. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 7:35am - korpse-l- ""] Devin said:I wouldn't mind seeing their heads impaled on flagpoles. Mary-Kate's head should be on a flagpole thinner than Ashley's, though. I'd like to impale their heads on pencils and sell them in a school store or something. they look like those little f'n pencil trolls from way back. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 8:41am - wood ""] Fantasy #12: Have them transfer all their $$ over to me. Pay a doctor a couple million to cut them both in half from the top of their heads to their cuntass. Then sew Ashley's half onto mark-kates half so I can Literally fuck them both at the exact same time!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 9:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I would like to make one of them (probably the coke slut) let me do whatever degrading sexual things I wanted to her, or I would flip that switch that would kill her sister in some fantastic death machine gadget I would have created. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 10:43am - wood ""] Fantasy #122: Get their $$ and pay witch doctor to shrink their heads. Then peel their mini faces off their little skulls. Then have my ball sac skin replaced with their face skin. Then my left and right nuts would look like the Olsen twins. I would staire at them in a mirror while playing with my asshole and jerking off. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 10:46am - blue nli ""] wood + the olsen twins = the greatest time anyone could possibly have. |
| _______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 12:02pm - wood ""] Fantasy #46: I'd get their $$. Pay to have Mary-Kate's cunt surgically put where Ashley's mouth is. Ashley's mouth would be put in MK's crotch teeth and all. I would kill MK. and cut her bottom half off and hang it on my wall like art. a Olsen mouth cunt and two legs. Ashley would eventually die cause all she could eat is my dick and well since her mouth is a twat she can't swallow. after she died I'd turn her flesh into a new pair of boots. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 12:06pm - Mike FOD ""] Tie one of them up and cut their eyelids off. Have the other one keep taking her picture (flash of course) while you hold an assault rifle to her head so she doesn't get out of line. Simple yet effective. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 12:47pm - Christraper ""] Wood- Is that Curly singing for you guys? |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 1:09pm - wood ""] Fantasy # 27: I build a giant device like the ones used by gynecologists to stretch open twats. I hook it up to Ashley. every day I turn a crank that stretches her stink hole a little more. she sucks me off every morning and if she does it good I give her pills for the pain in her cunt. When her hole is big enough I hunt down Mary-Kate and rape her inside her own twins pussy. Yes... Curly drops the mad Death vocals for Command Presence. *Shameless self promotion* He can be heard on CP's The Danger Sessions, EP out now. and live at Snakenet's Northern Aggression Show!! For some old school love pick up a copy of Inherit the Meek. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 1:27pm - blue nli ""] wood playing the rock....soooooooo dreamy! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 1:27pm - Christraper ""] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I dont think Ive ever gotten as fucked up as I did when I used to hang out with Curly! Tell him Jay from Sorcery said hi! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 1:47pm - Shannon ""] There are some seriously demented minds at work here!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 2:06pm - Christraper ""] Shannon said:There are some seriously demented minds at work here!!! you love it. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 2:27pm - wood ""] Shannon said:There are some seriously demented minds at work here!!! Thank you |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 2:35pm - wood ""] Fantasy #129: Drill a hole in the back of Ashley's head and fuck her brain matter. Keep Mary-Kate as rape slave for a couple of years. When bored with her play a game with her I call Don't slice the weenie. While I am still inside her take a knife and try to cut through her stomach to dig out my penis. If I slice my junk I lose in more ways than one. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 2:54pm - Shannon ""] Christraper said:Shannon said:There are some seriously demented minds at work here!!! you love it. yeah, about as much as a frontal lobotomy! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 2:55pm - Shannon ""] wood said:Shannon said:There are some seriously demented minds at work here!!! Thank you Not sure if a "your welcome" is adequate here but I will say "may no woman ever run into you in a dark alley"! |
| ______________________________ [Sep 15,2004 3:59pm - wood ""] They never "run into me" there. I always take them there. Tis my favorite spot to bring a date. I've always busted a nut in some bitch when ever I've taken her to my favorite alley. And as far as I know they have all got off too... well it was either an orgasm or their last dying twitch. Fantasy #13: Deep throat Ashley and by deep throat I mean Slit her neck and stick my rod in-between her vocal chords. Chop Mary-Kate's legs off and spin her like a top on my cock till I'm about to spurt. Pull out blow a load on her face and draw a target with it. get some darts and play new MK face target game. get bored and smash her face with a sledge hammer. Fuck the pile of goo that used to be her face and then burn whats left with gasoline. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 15,2004 4:38pm - Shannon ""] wood said:They never "run into me" there. I always take them there. Tis my favorite spot to bring a date. I've always busted a nut in some bitch when ever I've taken her to my favorite alley. And as far as I know they have all got off too... well it was either an orgasm or their last dying twitch. Shit, maybe I should try to run into you in an alley then!!! |