ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records"
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[May 7,2015 8:05am - HookedonMetal ""]
I've never taken the time to look at this thread before, but wow. Rock star attitude much?
[May 7,2015 2:51pm - 60k Stage ""]
Sure looks like they're filling 5,000 occupancy venues...
[May 10,2015 6:44pm - grilled dickcheese sandwich ""]
$18 to the first person who beats up Robb Wells!
[May 11,2015 10:15am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
I love that someone takes the time to link them to a video of their shitty band at a shitty club, and the first words Robb says aren't "thank you" but a lecture on how to spell their band name.
[May 11,2015 11:37am - Sacreligion ""]
Not only is this video terrible, but it makes me sad to see that Chasse has apparently left the band.
bennyhillifier
[May 11,2015 11:46am - you're fired ""]
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[May 11,2015 11:52am - Donald Trump ""]
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[May 11,2015 11:57am - true fact ""]
this should be the official page for swa news. shit leaks here wayyy before OFFICIAL public disclosure.
[May 11,2015 12:54pm - no friend of mine ""]
glad be in it time end chasse
[May 11,2015 1:37pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Matt Chasse is spending too much time on his latest project DARK CHARITY: "Segregation Through Philanthropy"
https://www.facebook.com/DarkCharity/videos/1562433047356138/
[May 11,2015 3:06pm - DARK CHARITY ""]
bennyhillifier
[May 13,2015 2:52pm - Bad choice ""]
They kicked out the wrong person.
[May 13,2015 4:58pm - Christian Weston Chandler ""]
MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!
[May 18,2015 10:17am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/photos/a.10150182672802219.310960.185633272218/10152897380452219/?type=1&theater
So I guess they've got a fill-in for Chasse; also, love that Robb's too incompetent to even go along with their stupid color scheme. The clown can't do anything right. No wonder I went AWOL.
[May 18,2015 3:20pm - joeyvsdavidlopan ""]
$25 to see them play with Tantric at the Skybox in Tewksbury? Jesus.
[May 18,2015 7:02pm - goat whipper ""]
cool that one dude has a flaming burger tattoo
[May 21,2015 2:16pm - Sacreligion ""]
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I don't even know where to start with this. I'm probably just jealous.
[May 21,2015 2:39pm - A_Curious_Collective ""]
why the fuck are doors at noon?
[May 21,2015 2:43pm - Monkey God Of Valhalla ""]
This band is so terrible.
[May 21,2015 2:49pm - passive observer of new england atrocities ""]
it will leave you significant time for the bundling of emotions
[May 21,2015 3:14pm - A_Curious_Collective ""]
as if days of the new wasn't bad enough...
[May 21,2015 6:08pm - Anon ""]
I'll take the leftovers of Days of the New any day over getting earfucked by SWA or Leaving Eden.
[May 21,2015 7:02pm - LOLOLOLOLOLOL ""]
A_Curious_Collective said:why the fuck are doors at noon?
And it's on a Wednesday
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[May 22,2015 9:48am - onyx dick moon ""]
i'm assuming that doors at noon just means the place opens for drinks/food. it does specify that the music starts at 6:15 but for wednesday that is still really sad.
[May 22,2015 9:50am - i never leave massachusetts ""]
i am not going to this
[May 22,2015 10:03am - onyx dick moon ""]
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[May 22,2015 11:46am - Moldy McFly ""]
Skybox bundled uuuuurrrppp and ready for my single parent ticket discount![img]
[May 22,2015 11:51am - Real Metal Fan ""]
Still Well Angel should do the world a favor and load their tour bus with explosives and drive it off a cliff.
[May 22,2015 1:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
People in functional marriages everywhere really got the shaft.
[May 22,2015 2:56pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
I was going to ask if there was a cancer discount, then I remembered that if you have cancer you pay the band extra.
[May 27,2015 5:35am - Sacreligion ""]
So we haven't really said anything about these guys for like 2 or 3 months aside from the occasional post on here, and Robb still has a giant boner for calling us out while simultaneously saying he's been ignoring us the whole time. Wat.
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[May 27,2015 8:38am - Yeti ""]
that's not very tantric of you, Robb.
[May 27,2015 9:58am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
If Robb still had me and righty he'd be talking shit in public instead of pulling his pud around his buddies about what a badass success he is.
I hear that the autism benefit ended with kids getting 200% more autistic after hearing Still Well's music.
[May 27,2015 3:49pm - Here ya go Robby boy ""]
Fuck Off and Die
[May 27,2015 3:51pm - Sacreligion ""]
^^^Definitely NOT Robb posting that in hopes he can say someone threatened him with violence.
[May 27,2015 3:56pm - Wise old man on a hill ""]
I don't think he would know of DarkThrone, they're not on WAAF
[May 27,2015 4:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
Eh. He probably looked up black metal and die. Also he wouldn't know how to embed a YouTube video.
[May 27,2015 4:17pm - butt rock enthusiast ""]
"Look, your a death metal band with a total of 500 fans"
yeah Sacriligeon how come YOUR to CHEAP to pay for LIKES
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[May 27,2015 4:29pm - Sacreligion ""]
Having 13k Facebook friends and playing to no one > 500 Facebook friends that have actually come out to see you. WHAT don't "YOU" understand?
[May 27,2015 4:41pm - Peter Grimm's missing Bedazzler ""]
Whaaaaaattt?!?!!?! You can buy Facebook followers? *GASP*
[May 27,2015 6:41pm - Too bad Kuklinski didn't get him. ""]
Sacreligion said:Eh. He probably looked up black metal and die. Also he wouldn't know how to embed a YouTube video.
You're probably correct on this; I am not Robb, however. I simply am hoping that he rants on Fagbook about another post he/they are ignoring
Another to Wells
Robb, you need to hear this.
[May 27,2015 9:41pm - Roy Demeo's frozen corpse ""]
Worst band
[May 27,2015 10:57pm - Robb wells ""]
God is love 1488
[May 28,2015 9:20am - Robb's AWOL Left Nut ""]
https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155559468910176?pnref=story
Robb just couldn't keep those emotions bundle duuuuupppppp any more. How dare you have your music be a hobby and not reach for the stars? Don't you know they got called back for America's Got Talent? Robb is a saint and SWA is the hardest working band in New England, just listen to him say it over and over again!
[May 28,2015 11:45am - keen observation ""]
Robb Wells is doing a good job trolling himself here. Way to keep the troll flame burning. He will do anything for attention, won't he?
[May 28,2015 11:52am - Alx_Casket ""]
He's got 99 problems but being a professional musician ain't one.
[May 28,2015 2:36pm - DYA is CURATOR OF OZZFEST2003 ""]
Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?
Do they count as one of those late 90's has-beens that plays sketchy nightclubs shows before 20 aging dad rockers I keep seeing these days? Who knew that was even still lucrative.
[May 28,2015 2:42pm - logical troll conclusion ""]
Can CSDO get on this?
[May 28,2015 2:52pm - Anon ""]
DYA%20is%20CURATOR%20OF%20OZZFEST2003 said:Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?
They were around. They've tried to clean it up and bury it, but they’ve been SWAping ears since ’99. Adding Robb “Almost Cancer” Wells is the closest to a stable lineup they’ve had the entire time.
Seriously. 16 years to buy 13,000 fans and release one incredibly shitty album.
[Jun 1,2015 2:14pm - Anon ""]
Eric Paone of CSDO or Raw Balls from SWA, who's the bigger joke?