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[QUOTE="the_reverend:180661"]>Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect >courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, >perfect. > >One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their >perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of >the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. > >There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to >disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded >Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along >delivering the toys. > >Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; >and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. >Question: Who was the survivor? > >(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) > >! > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed >in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no >such thing as a perfect man. > >**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke for you. >**** Men keep scrolling. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been >driving. This explains why there was a car accident. Men Keep scrolling > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates >another point: Women never listen[/QUOTE]
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