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[QUOTE="NippleViolater:787814"]When the_ network played in Santa Cruz, CA last summer, I experienced a night fueled by HeavyHeavyLowLow and an interesting narcocktail. Anytime we get in range, Bennett and I do are best to buy and drink as much Night Train as possible. It's the cheapest way to get as drunk as Stalin visiting a gulag on New Year's Eve. After numerous shots of Jack, glasses of beer, and that devil's punch known as night train, the HHLL guys started passing Xanax around. With the common sense and self control of Andy Dick, I quickly gobbled up my share of the mind erasing little darlings. I left a path of destruction throughout Santa Cruz of which the local hippies and homeless had never before fathomed. Bar lights, car rearview mirrors, and some poor bastard's home's front window tasted my Night Train-soaked wrath. My mind state was such that, after committing such atrocities, I didn't even run or try to hide my criminal actions. Instead, my bandmates and I simply strolled down the street until the cops rightfully stopped me and began the questioning. I was sitting on the curb explaining to the officer why my hands were bleeding. I blamed a serious game of pool on my hands' condition and played very dumb when asked what happened to the house window. In my mind, I was as smooth as 007 and operating with the same criminal genius as Lex Luthor. In reality, I looked and sounded as guilty as any drunk white trash domestic violence offender on an episode of Cops. Luckily, I wasn't arrested and was merely given a ticket for vandalism. Months later, I was told by a District Attorney that I would only have to pay $130 for the broken window. However, being without a license and penniless due to past nights of lawlessness, I wasn't able to send them the money until about two weeks ago. I think the money may have arrived a day or two late and the notice of my warrant arrived in the mail a few days ago. _____________________________________________________________ BAIL: $1500. A WARRANT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE ARREST AND LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA MAY ARREST YOU ANYWHERE, INCLUDING YOUR HOME OR PLACE OF BUSINESS. YOU MAY AVOID ARREST BY FOLLOWING THESE INSTRUCTIONS. 1. Appear in court. (Never going to happen.) 2. May not be released on your own recognizance. (Already free fuckers!) 3. Bail must be paid in cash, check, bond, etc. (My money goes only to the drink.) ______________________________________________________________ There goes my dream of dressing up as the Rev in front of the Chinese Theater to take pictures with tourists.[/QUOTE]
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