HollaDaddy.com[views:53587][posts:281]____________________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:06pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm not going to bother doing it. Fuck it. Oh wait, I already did it. Let the lawsuits commence. http://www.HollaDaddy.com I'm also currently fucking with some blog software. Full interactive blog format coming soon. Guest contributers, new profiles, etc etc etc... Smoottley zazzles n shit. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:08pm - DomesticTerror ""] awesome! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:10pm - DomesticTerror ""] you put your myspace on it? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:16pm - sxealex ""] HAHAHA XD |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:17pm - DomesticTerror ""] "DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES" will never get old to me. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:19pm - Lamp nli ""] I'm off to go spread the word... |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:19pm - sxealex ""] i think putting contact info is a BAD idea |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:19pm - sinofangels-ray ""] YES!!!!!! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:20pm - sxealex ""] you should just make a fake myspace and and email for the creator... shit could get ugly fast |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:28pm - Lamp nli ""] I agree with Alex. Also, I think you should put each conversation on a separate page, since putting that much text on one page and having to scroll through it is pretty annoying, even if the content is funny. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 9:37pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I put contact info on a long time ago. I hope to get stabbed. More traffic to that site would obviously result in me taking it off though. Perhaps now is the time. Lamp%20nli said:Also, I think you should put each conversation on a separate page, since putting that much text on one page and having to scroll through it is pretty annoying, even if the content is funny. Yup. That will be taken care of when the blog format kicks in. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 10:39pm - brian_dc ""] my god, I love this shit. Me: YARLY. So wut u gonna do? Wut would u do 2 me if I jus threw u in mah bedroom and started tearin ur clothes off? ;) Him: I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO Me: Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, faggot |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 10:40pm - the_reverend ""] I would take off your real myspace... |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 10:41pm - grizloch ""] god dammit, I just wasted so much time on this, pure fucking genius |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 10:47pm - brian_dc ""] yeah, honestly, I'm not exactly comfortable spreading this around to all of my internet frenz as long as you have that link up. maybe just a brandie new e-mail address instead? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 11:26pm - grizloch ""] "I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let's make babies." words to live by |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 11:33pm - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""] I'm actually burning calories from laughing at this |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:00am - DestroyYouAlot ""] FUCK YEAH |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:19am - W3 nli ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 2:41am - the_reverend ""] idk how your brain doesn't melt trying to read that stuff. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:05am - RichHorror ""] Mike sends me these everytime he finishes one to make sure it's funny enough to post. This has caused me to realize that black men are even sadder and more pathetic than white men when it comes to trying to get some gash. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:15am - xmikex ""] RTTP Tested. P-Qwan approved. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:45am - dftg ""] RichHorror said:Mike sends me these everytime he finishes one to make sure it's funny enough to post. This has caused me to realize that black men are even sadder and more pathetic than white men when it comes to trying to get some gash. [img] SHEEEEEIIIIIITTTTT, Why you gotta be getin all up in a nigga's game like dat? Let a playa play, shiiitt. I wanna see some of the rejected ones. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I could dig em up. One creepy mexican dude kept talking about taking me (as the ghetto broad) out to Applebees. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 28,2009 9:10am - dftg ""] applebee's. Now there's a man with taste. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 9:17am - dreadkill ""] i want to see the rejects too |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:37am - Conservationist ""] http://www.groin.com/2009/01/trolling-wannabe-gangsters/ Coverage inbound |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:57am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha thank you, sir. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:04am - brian_dc ""] made a thread on lambgoat...another guy made one 2 seconds after me....literally 2 seconds. breskin, are you here? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:05am - brian_dc ""] http://lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1401395 http://lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1401396 |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:21am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I only wish the page didn't cunt-punch my phone - this would be prime bathroom reading. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:23am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the brilliance continues |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:30am - Murph ""] Mr MSD. This is just a personal want, but if someone you could get a sound file to play the "HOLLA" part of the "HOLLA" skit from Chappelle's show when you first go to the page, I'd probably die. If this isn't true to your idea, I understand. If you don't know what I'm referencing, that too I understand. HOLLA. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:32am - Murph ""] bennyhillifier |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:33am - Murph ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:49am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha I shall most certainly look into this. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:06pm - Conservationist ""] Someone post it to Digg. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:37pm - xmikex ""] brian_dc said: http://lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1401396 this guy makes fake profiles of black people and fucks with other black people. some are stupid but some are fucking gold. He makes profiles of black people and then fucks with the black people and the black people get mad at the other black people and they ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. LAMBGOAT SUCKS. ALL the Holladaddy posts are fucking gold, and if this kid ever tried to come up with anything half as hilarious there would be nothing left of him but a skid mark on his computer chair and a browser window open to the Burningangel login page. Bustahz. Str8 up. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:41pm - dreadkill ""] i knew a faggy board like lambgoat wouldn't be able to appreciate holladaddy. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:42pm - brian_dc ""] he's a good dude, actually. this guy, on the other hand... By: picturesofme on 1/28/2009 11:43:10 AM congratulations, that's probably one of the least eventful, most unfunny sites of all fucking time your friend is humorless and unintelligent. fail |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:43pm - brian_dc ""] otherwise people are laughing |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 12:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] its ok to make fun of black people now that we have a black president |
| ________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 1:14pm - xmikex ""] brian_dc said: By: picturesofme on 1/28/2009 11:43:10 AM congratulations, that's probably one of the least eventful, most unfunny sites of all fucking time your friend is humorless and unintelligent. fail PICTUREZoFMEE lol. Masculinity fail. I'd wonder what is actually funny to this kid, but seeing as how his musical tastes are probably still stuck in 2002 I'll assume he gets his lolz from Ally McBeal. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 1:15pm - Conservationist ""] FuckIsMySignature said:its ok to make fun of black people now that we have a black president Equality means equal work, too. And equal negativity. No one is safe from mockery. http://www.colorofcrime.com/ ...or analysis. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 1:53pm - Dankill ""] http://www.hardcorewebsite.net/bored/viewt...id=e61140feb13a37a92b79708c9168ecf4 Keeping the silliness moving! |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 2:20pm - Lamp nli ""] I posted the link on a North Carolina board and it's gotten positive response. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 2:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, I would expect worse shit from Lambgoat. There is no better place to get worthless opinions and shit talk from 19 year old kids that live in Oklahoma than Lambgoat. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:09pm - c.DeAD ""] "ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust." That is just fucking genius. I can't stop laughing. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:09pm - herbie mancock ""] "Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!" fucking GOLD. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] In 1 week I will redirect holladaddy.com to http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal forever. That would be epic. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:12pm - jamesdude ""] This shit is pure gold. Good work. Lambgoat has to be the single worst message board ever. Its all inside jokes and pimply preteens that love normajean. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That sounds like /b/... except replace worst with greatest and normajean with Rick Astley. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:17pm - jamesdude ""] I love me some chan!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:20pm - arilliusbm ""] Post this on the SomethingAwful forums. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:21pm - herbie mancock ""] mashed potato sunburn colostomy hhahahahahaahaahahahaahahhahahhahaha! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:31pm - Conservationist ""] arilliusbm said:Post this on the SomethingAwful forums. and b0g and 4chan I've sent word out to my favorite trolls |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:38pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks much, homies. Free composted handjobs to all! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:58pm - Conservationist ""] This needs to make CNN.com |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 3:59pm - arilliusbm ""] If Holla Daddy drives some girl to suicide and 2 agents come knocking on MSD's door, then perhaps. Brightside of things is that Composted would get huge. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] no such thing as bad publicity |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:02pm - xanonymoshxcdancerx ""] OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] I can't wait to be able to buy Holladaddy t-shirts at Hot Topic 5 years after this stops being the coolest meme ever. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. I'm already going to hell. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:44pm - Lamp nli ""] xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. Are you kidding? Fucking with these sub-human retards is going to escalate this man to being one of the highest apostles of the land. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 4:47pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 5:03pm - Conservationist ""] Lamp%20nli said: xanonymoshxcdancerx said:OMG Nothing has changed with this website... you are going to go to hell for this. Are you kidding? Fucking with these sub-human retards is going to escalate this man to being one of the highest apostles of the land. Eugenics now! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 6:13pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] oh shit, b9'd! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:16pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Muchas gracias for all the feedback / support, guys! I really appreciate it! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:28pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I got a lockdown on Sarasota for this shit now. Crazy connex son. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 7:30pm - succubus ""] omg this is amazing <<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:13pm - succubus ""] <I'm calling the police anyway, you pervert> dude you =awesome |
| __________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:36pm - brian_dc ""] dude... has this always been the case... http://www.myspace.com/cvkid the guy you based the profile on....He lives in Hanson, MA now |
| _______________________________ [Jan 28,2009 8:43pm - Murph ""] Did this dude go to school with Nicc. Because if so, this went from super fucking hilarious to bwahahahahahaha. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 9:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] succubus said:omg this is amazing <<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Total classic. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:06pm - zyklon ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Muchas gracias for all the feedback / support, guys! I really appreciate it! Your a fucking genius. I can't stop laughing |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:08pm - dreadkill ""] succubus said:omg this is amazing <<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA one of my all-time favorites. even funnier was watching a picture frame break because of how funny it was. MSD knows what i'm talkin' 'bout. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:11pm - deadlikemurf ""] this shit is fucking true comic gold. i put it up on another site i post on and mothafuckas are barrell rolling over there.. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 10:13pm - zyklon ""] so wuz with ya cuttie My response: mashed potato sunburn colostomy Her: so do u think that we can get to know each other Me: mos def scuba shoe roast beef cholera lessons Her: what are u talking about roast beef what the fuck Me: gurl, i wantz ta crawl inside yo roast beef curtains n sheet holla Her: why you did not answer my question Me: cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon Her: so u saying that im not cute Me: think whateva u want, u gumpass bitch. Her: dang what have i done to u Me: sallright wit chu eitha wit shadonkdonk skiing frisbees dig? Her: why you have to be so mean Me: thas jus howz i roll, gurl. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:17pm - Dankill ""] Two questions, Mike Is that ALL THE material you had or did you have to limit or hold anything back? I just for some strange reason think some of those were longer and more detailed. And how does one get to be a guest contributor? |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It is true, the real "Holla Daddy" went to school with Niccolai. Apparently he went from being a video game nerd to a hardcore gangsta over one summer. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dan, there's more, including a few I helped with; I'm assuming they're either not over or not prepped for public view yet. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 28,2009 11:58pm - DrewBlood ""] we need to get high res pics of holla daddy to make 4XL process t-shirts |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:14am - Martins ""] I showed a few of my friends. trickazzz bustah |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:24am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I don't know how we haven't gotten any angry cross-traffic here, yet - this thread is the #2 hit for "Holladaddy" on the Gizoogle. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 12:27am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Speaking of... http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=h...pit.com%2Fview.php%3Fformid%3D57799 |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 5:38am - sinofangels-ray ""] I have been spreading the word about holladaddy.com on a biblical scalezzz trick azzz Gump!!! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 2:12pm - succubus ""] Jan 28,2009 11:17pm - Dankill ] Is that ALL THE material you had or did you have to limit or hold anything back? I just for some strange reason think some of those were longer and more detailed. ~~~~~ Yeah I also remember a few of those being more detailed as well... great site!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 2:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Nothing has been toned down/ trimmed if that's what you mean. Everything's word for word how the conversation went down. The scrapped stuff I was talking about was just lame conversations that weren't over the top hilarious. I think I've only ditched maybe 4 or 5 in the whole history of doing this. Ghetto trash is generally pretty hilarious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 2:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wat if we kick it at the sickle cell wing at da hospital. ahahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 3:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Sickle cell anemia is so hot. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 3:27pm - dreadkill ""] my wing wang shoots sickle cells out of its blowhole when it gets pointy |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 4:43pm - Conservationist ""] http://www.groin.com/2009/01/internet-dumb...s-is-sick-of-internet-know-it-alls/ |
| __________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 8:16pm - Dankill ""] Good to know, Mike. I want in on verbally assaulting lower income minorities like all the cool kids. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 29,2009 11:31pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] The hipster angle: "Hi there. Rad. Would you like to go shopping for vintage 2nd hand clothes with me at salvation army and then maybe catch an indy show and eat some vegan food with my roomate and his cats in an apartment that the last 8 tenants killed themselves in? If your 80lb malnourished body can withstand the 45 seconds of intense fucking I have in store for you, I might wait till the THIRD date to kill you and bury you under an overpass wrapped in my discarded wool jackets." |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:57am - sxealex ""] how about rastabrobeerpong.com |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:02am - sxealex ""] the hipster one is too hard because they talk almost like normal people. you should just be really ridiculously sardonic if you are gonna try that. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:14am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I don't expect it to be funny. I just want to tell a few of them that I want to murder them. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:39am - xmikex ""] I was listening to today's jam scam on 94.5 (long story) this morning and he was calling this woman pretending to be her wedding DJ, and telling her that her husband had demanded that he play all this thugged out hip hop at their wedding. He was listing off songs titles and eventually just making them up. The last one he named was "If I see you wearing a gold chain that I like I'm gonna shoot you for it." I lul-ed and rubbed one out to the holladaddy project for the billionth time. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:00pm - dftg ""] This is now a meme, I'm seeing it posted on other forums. How many hits have you gotten? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:03pm - dreadkill ""] i googled it yesterday and there were scads of results. |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] OLD MEME ISN'T OLD, YET |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I've just been informed there's a MASSIVE thread on /b/ now. There are multiple posts making fun of me for starting the thread (which I didn't do) haha. http://img.4chan.org/b/res/113338687.html |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:22pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] dftg said:This is now a meme, I'm seeing it posted on other forums. How many hits have you gotten? AWStats will run on my server in about an hour. I'll check again then. The site's served out 57GB worth of files since Monday though haha! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] SCREENCAP THAT SHIT, PLZ |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:33pm - goatcatalyst ""] Beautiful |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:41pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] screencap /b/? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Jesus.... that 4chan thread is 10hours old. That's crazy. (newfags won't understand.. only /b/tards) |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:43pm - Martins ""] you are a legend, sir Disco. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha thank you, sir Martins. I need to figure out a way to exploit this site for Composted now. Simple banner at the top? |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:49pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] YES PLZ - Can't see it from work, want to enjoy butthurt and lulz. CREATING NEW CONTENT IS FOR FAGS, DESU DESU DESU DESU |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:50pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Well I can't screencap it all for you, silly. It's 40 pages long. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:52pm - dreadkill ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:haha thank you, sir Martins. I need to figure out a way to exploit this site for Composted now. Simple banner at the top?what about exploiting it for your other bands? speaking of your other bands, when are you going ot change the name of bane of existence to bane of nonexistance? |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I need to set up my SSH access for this server. Once I get in I could probably run AWstats whenever the hell I wanted instead of waiting for the cronjob to run every 24 hours. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha there are no other bands. Bane of Nonxisance is exactly that. As well as Nullbomb, Everything to Fear-except-practicing, and Terminally Your Aborted Not Enough Myspace Friends for Ferret Music. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:haha thank you, sir Martins. I need to figure out a way to exploit this site for Composted now. Simple banner at the top? hell ya find a way to put MFR's flyer up on that bitch |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 12:55pm - dreadkill ""] what is happening with noosebomb? is it done or just dormant? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:00pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Donemant? Nah I think it's done. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Well I can't screencap it all for you, silly. It's 40 pages long. YOU HAVE THE POWAH |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:18pm - bradmann ""] congrats on making it into the 4chan archive mike. you've been a real team player. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:43pm - Agent ""] We are currently investigating this matter. Please be advised. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 1:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] bradmann said:congrats on making it into the 4chan archive mike. you've been a real team player. Is it archived? Link me! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahaha people are asking me if I take paypal donations. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:02pm - dreadkill ""] tell them you do |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:03pm - Lamp nli ""] I just looked up holladaddy.com on Google and on page 2 at the bottom: In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read more about the request at ChillingEffects.org. WIN |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:24pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hmm. I have to do something about who can get to the holladaddy myspace. I'm being requested by random nerds giving me feedback. It needs to be a sacred place. I could just take down the link... but it's funnier when people are able to see the page. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:25pm - Martins ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Jesus.... that 4chan thread is 10hours old. That's crazy. (newfags won't understand.. only /b/tards) WOW that's impressive as shit. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:27pm - dftg ""] on myspace, you can make it so that people have to know your last name in order to friend request you. If you set it do that, then you won't have to worry about getting any friend requests, you'll only be able to send requests out and not receive any. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:31pm - brian_dc ""] yeah, but I'm guessing that attracting random ghetto hos to request him is part of the fun |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I do receive quite a lot of friend requests from crazy gay dudes and whores though. that needs to continue. I'm thinking of making an exact replica of the holladaddy myspace and making that one viewable, then leaving the other one up to troll retards. Of course anyone with a brain can look at the content of the page and search for similar pages and find the real holladaddy myspace.. but it's the internet. Does anybody really have the brains? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] brian_dc said:yeah, but I'm guessing that attracting random ghetto hos to request him is part of the fun haha yeah. Check out the page and look (especially towards the end). Any conversation that starts off with the victim talking is a friend request I received. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Can't wait for "BUSTRUGGALO" to start showing up on buh-I MEAN EBAUMS. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:44pm - c.DeAD ""] "I have hepatitis. Do you want to meet up?" Oh my god, that has got to be the best pick up line. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:50pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I've used it in person. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 2:51pm - arilliusbm ""] haha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 4:22pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Holy shit. I've gotten over 18,000 unique visitors in the last 24 hours. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 4:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Mom? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 4:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] 88GB of bandwidth used since the site went online monday night. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 4:25pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL @ all the ad revenue you're not collecting for today. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 4:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] yup. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 6:15pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hahaha... WoW forums has you as "The Most Epic Troll." A WINRAR IS YOU |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 6:18pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] LOL - hiphoputpoia.com fucking loves you: http://www.hiphoputopia.com/general-discussion/3562-holladaddy.html |
| _____________________________ [Jan 30,2009 6:29pm - pam ""] Mike, I told you you'd be famous. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 6:34pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.google.com/search?q=holladaddy&...lla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 7:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I still hate myself, for the record. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 7:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] NURSE! SYMPATHY HEAD, STAT!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 7:27pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Also: SUPERTRAGGLES |
| _______________________________ [Jan 30,2009 8:16pm - moran ""] Fucking fantastic dude. Amazing. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Some writer just emailed me saying he'd love to write a screenplay about all this shit. what the fuck. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:37pm - MillenialKingdom ""] HAHahaha, do it! |
| _________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:38pm - Martins ""] do it....but how? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Fuck that. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:44pm - niccolai ""] this is my favorate: http://wmc718.livejournal.com/164407.html |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 30,2009 9:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MSD's tombstone is totally gonna say "HOLLA". Also there will be a ball pit. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:17am - sxealex ""] MIKE PUT GOOGLE ADSENSE ON THIS PAGE PLEASE also: delete yourself from the top friends on the holadaddy myspace |
| __________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:52am - Samantha ""] http://purgingtalon.com/diabologue/2009/01...rris-wheel-full-of-gay-scubadivers/ |
| __________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:55am - Samantha ""] Whoa! Holladaddy is everywhere! http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h....app23_05?topicId=14697591761&sid=1 http://digg.com/comedy/Holladaddy_A_MySpace_Experiment |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 9:32am - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 11:10am - Conservationist ""] http://penetrate.blogspot.com/2009/01/heating-up-ethnic-cultural-comedy.html Hippity Hop, Mein Wegroes |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 12:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I just got the most amazing hatemail. I'll post later. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 1:21pm - Lamp nli ""] One of my friends just sent me a text message telling me that Holladaddy changed his life. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:34pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just took off all the myspace links/numbers until I get the blog version going. Skimming some messageboards yesterday I saw people prank phone calling all the thugz. Also... google adsense is "reviewing" my site haha |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This is a fucking revolution. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] i have to post this hatemail. so funny |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DO IT |
| __________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:52pm - archaeon ""] Mike did you get my text? also, send me this hatemail. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I have like a dozen thank you letters in my inbox. then this.... fucking hilarious: Subject: Do you have the balls to defend yourself? Body: I don't think you do, but I would love for you to respond to how I destroyed your character on my blog: (link to myspace blog) or at the (niggersite) forum (link to niggerish messageboard I never went to) Hope to see you there coward. OK I went to this guy's myspace. Here he is: [img] There also a bunch of horseshit about hiphop on his site and this lovely banner: [img] Here's his blog: I ran across this website: http://www.holladaddy.com It details conversations on myspace between the webmasters two fake profiles, and people he set out to harass. I found it to be cowardly, racist, and logically flawed. I wanted to challenge him on it, but saw nothing productive to come of emails between he and I. (The only contact info I have is the email on that page.) So I thought, I will take a little effort at a public response to him, and then make him aware that it exists. So here is what makes him such a giant hemorrhoid on society: 1. He is putting people on blast trying to blow out their pages, and highlight their errors. Yet the coward gives no sign of who he is. To me that is straight coward. "Look I can get people to laugh at you, but I am hiding everything about me, because I fear you putting the flash light back on me. " The child would probably have a serious mental breakdown, psycho ward style, if his real identity was shattered like that. Think about it, he is paying money to host a website made to make fun of brief exchanges with people he doesn't know, trying to show how stupid these individuals are. He obviously holds this type of attack in high esteem, (much more than most) therefore would be crushed by others seeing the real him. 2. Fuck his racist ass. He is shocked and amazed when one young black girl changes up how she speaks to him, from full of slang to very proper English. Yet he talks about how he is amazed at how black folks do that. Fuck him for that. Everyone does that. He does. I posted a different response here then I did in the forum I came accross his page. In his comments to the reader of the website, he uses a fair amount of slang and misspelled words, except for when he wants to highlight how street someone else is, then he kicks up the grammar and vocab a notch. Plus everyone talks to their close opposite sex members differently then they do at a salon or locker room. Just because the combination of Ebonics and l33t is new to him, does not mean that his language use is any more proper then the theirs. I am not sure if dude is black, I doubt it given his obvious bias and agenda. Notice that he did not make any of his fake profiles white, and almost always picked Black targets. Then laughs at their blackness. You could create a stereotype, like all white people are starving actors who like to live in Missouri, and you could find quite a few myspace profiles to target, to prove that point. Yes, he picked popular stereotypes, but none the less, it is always easy to find an individual who fits a stereotype. His agenda is clearly to prove how ignorant the young black youth are. But not targeting any other race, and holding them to an adult standard, of course he proves his stereotype. Pick any segment of the youth culture, and I could make you a page "proving" that segment to be the most ignorant. One has to ask him or herself why did he set out to make blacks look stupid? Because he is racist against them, doesn't matter what his skin is, he has numerous racist thoughts about black people. 3. Myspace is made to socialize and make friends. Not for war or to hustle. He is using the "can't sucker me, but I can sucker you" paradigm, while his marks are polite at first, usually accept the first insult / gag, then just block him. So he thinks that when he says your little sister is cute, and they don't get all pissed that they are too stupid to understand what he said. When in reality, the know exactly what he said, but give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't realize he was attracted to a kid. In most of the replies, he thinks he got one by them, when in reality, they said ok, this guy is weird and maybe a little slow, but I will be polite back. Like I said, the name of the game is socializing and friendship, he is the one losing at that game. 4. *Vulgar Alert* At the end of the day, if he is talking to an idiot, he is wasting his time talking to an idiot.. And he is also the one talking about skull fucking little kids. His targets are just trying to be friendly. Which would you rather be? A pedophile, or less than perfect with your grammar and spelling??? Is it really even a choice? Part of him created the fake persona, so that he could say things that the real him would never have the balls to say. Like I want to slit your throat while fucking you, and then stick my finger in your tight ass, while I suck on a four year olds nipples. You have to enjoy thinking like that, to type that stuff as much as he does. One huge difference his marks are being themselves, he on the other hand has no idea who he is, and doesn't realize how much his ilk fuck up the world. The coward would never address this in public (I am emailing him an invite to, in fact I'll put it on my myspace blog), yet he is so proud of himself for addressing others issues. I encourage a rebutal, but i doubt we will see one. I'm just going to respond and tell him I want his delicious balls in my mouth. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:55pm - Dankill ""] niccolai said:this is my favorate: http://wmc718.livejournal.com/164407.html LOL Holy Shit, that's my friend Walter's journal. This is fuckin hilarious. |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:56pm - RichHorror ""] Post his URL on /b/ |
| _____________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 3:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, that dude clearly doesn't get the point. I also want his delicious balls in my mouth, Michael. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 4:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Only 11,000 more unique visits in the last 24 hrs :( |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 4:08pm - Dave Chappelle ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Haha, that dude clearly doesn't get the point. I also want his delicious balls in my mouth, Michael. I was just gonna say that the dude completely missed the point. Clearly, he's the one with some sort of utopian agenda. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 4:09pm - Lamp nli ""] Tell him to not be such a gump captaincrunch trickazz bustah. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 31,2009 5:35pm - Dankill ""] is that DJ Down Syndrome? Because he sure looks it. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 11:51am - zyklon ""] He looks gay and retard. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 12:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: I have like a dozen thank you letters in my inbox. then this.... fucking hilarious: Subject: Do you have the balls to defend yourself? Body: I don't think you do, but I would love for you to respond to how I destroyed your character on my blog: (link to myspace blog) or at the (niggersite) forum (link to niggerish messageboard I never went to) Hope to see you there coward. OK I went to this guy's myspace. Here he is: There also a bunch of horseshit about hiphop on his site and this lovely banner: Here's his blog: I ran across this website: http://www.holladaddy.com It details conversations on myspace between the webmasters two fake profiles, and people he set out to harass. I found it to be cowardly, racist, and logically flawed. I wanted to challenge him on it, but saw nothing productive to come of emails between he and I. (The only contact info I have is the email on that page.) So I thought, I will take a little effort at a public response to him, and then make him aware that it exists. So here is what makes him such a giant hemorrhoid on society: 1. He is putting people on blast trying to blow out their pages, and highlight their errors. Yet the coward gives no sign of who he is. To me that is straight coward. "Look I can get people to laugh at you, but I am hiding everything about me, because I fear you putting the flash light back on me. " The child would probably have a serious mental breakdown, psycho ward style, if his real identity was shattered like that. Think about it, he is paying money to host a website made to make fun of brief exchanges with people he doesn't know, trying to show how stupid these individuals are. He obviously holds this type of attack in high esteem, (much more than most) therefore would be crushed by others seeing the real him. 2. Fuck his racist ass. He is shocked and amazed when one young black girl changes up how she speaks to him, from full of slang to very proper English. Yet he talks about how he is amazed at how black folks do that. Fuck him for that. Everyone does that. He does. I posted a different response here then I did in the forum I came accross his page. In his comments to the reader of the website, he uses a fair amount of slang and misspelled words, except for when he wants to highlight how street someone else is, then he kicks up the grammar and vocab a notch. Plus everyone talks to their close opposite sex members differently then they do at a salon or locker room. Just because the combination of Ebonics and l33t is new to him, does not mean that his language use is any more proper then the theirs. I am not sure if dude is black, I doubt it given his obvious bias and agenda. Notice that he did not make any of his fake profiles white, and almost always picked Black targets. Then laughs at their blackness. You could create a stereotype, like all white people are starving actors who like to live in Missouri, and you could find quite a few myspace profiles to target, to prove that point. Yes, he picked popular stereotypes, but none the less, it is always easy to find an individual who fits a stereotype. His agenda is clearly to prove how ignorant the young black youth are. But not targeting any other race, and holding them to an adult standard, of course he proves his stereotype. Pick any segment of the youth culture, and I could make you a page "proving" that segment to be the most ignorant. One has to ask him or herself why did he set out to make blacks look stupid? Because he is racist against them, doesn't matter what his skin is, he has numerous racist thoughts about black people. 3. Myspace is made to socialize and make friends. Not for war or to hustle. He is using the "can't sucker me, but I can sucker you" paradigm, while his marks are polite at first, usually accept the first insult / gag, then just block him. So he thinks that when he says your little sister is cute, and they don't get all pissed that they are too stupid to understand what he said. When in reality, the know exactly what he said, but give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't realize he was attracted to a kid. In most of the replies, he thinks he got one by them, when in reality, they said ok, this guy is weird and maybe a little slow, but I will be polite back. Like I said, the name of the game is socializing and friendship, he is the one losing at that game. 4. *Vulgar Alert* At the end of the day, if he is talking to an idiot, he is wasting his time talking to an idiot.. And he is also the one talking about skull fucking little kids. His targets are just trying to be friendly. Which would you rather be? A pedophile, or less than perfect with your grammar and spelling??? Is it really even a choice? Part of him created the fake persona, so that he could say things that the real him would never have the balls to say. Like I want to slit your throat while fucking you, and then stick my finger in your tight ass, while I suck on a four year olds nipples. You have to enjoy thinking like that, to type that stuff as much as he does. One huge difference his marks are being themselves, he on the other hand has no idea who he is, and doesn't realize how much his ilk fuck up the world. The coward would never address this in public (I am emailing him an invite to, in fact I'll put it on my myspace blog), yet he is so proud of himself for addressing others issues. I encourage a rebutal, but i doubt we will see one. I'm just going to respond and tell him I want his delicious balls in my mouth. Here's the entirety of what I got from this: "Young black youth?" Redundant much? LOLIMISSEDHISPOINT |
| _______________________________ [Feb 1,2009 12:55pm - dftg ""] Mikey, you realize how easily this guy could be destroyed if you would just post his myspace and contact info, right? |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 1:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You know, the more I read that guy's hate mail, the more I realize that if Mike actually sent him a well thought out response, the dude would be humbled so fucking much. Mike is one of the smartest people I know and would easily be able to give a million reasons why this fucking idiot is wrong and is more racist himself. The funniest part is, Mike would say any of those things to anyone's face and has haha. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 1,2009 1:42pm - dftg ""] this thread actually needs conservationist to come and shit all over that dude's white guilt. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 2:05pm - sxealex ""] if anyone is offended by any /b/ type stuff they are dumb as hell |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 4:43pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:You know, the more I read that guy's hate mail, the more I realize that if Mike actually sent him a well thought out response, the dude would be humbled so fucking much. Mike is one of the smartest people I know and would easily be able to give a million reasons why this fucking idiot is wrong and is more racist himself. The funniest part is, Mike would say any of those things to anyone's face and has haha. Thanks dude haha. That's what blows my mind. He's got almost EVERYTHING wrong. I could easily write this guy an organized and well thought response, but I've done shit like that before and chances are if the guy is dumb enough to miss the point in the beginning, he wouldn't fully comprehend a rebuttel in response to what he was saying. That's my immediate asumption when reading shit like this, though. If you think it'd be worth it I might go through with it. I usually don't bother getting caught up in emotional drama driven solely by a result to retaliate a shit-talker, which was why I initally favored the "I want your dirty balls in my mouth right now" response. You guys know where I stand on this shit, but maybe posting my response along with his hate mail on the site (which I definitely have always intended on doing in a special hate mail section) is worth it to let the public know what this shit is all about. I don’t consider myself racist at all. I just love picking on hypocrite ghetto-culture gangsters and people that go OUT OF THEIR WAY to enforce a negative racial stereotype. I guess it can be argued that that’s exactly what I’m doing, too, though. Haha I don’t know. I just love senseless disgusting, racist, sexist, offensive jokes. Sue me. I’m cool with the darkies. Ask Eliot. Him and I are lovers. Ebony & ivory living in harmony. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 5:31pm - the_reverend ""] did you vote for obama? and wait... elliot is still black? I though he got rid of that shit. wasthat him dressed up like ODB on stage? |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 5:32pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 5:33pm - the_reverend ""] when you are at PCU, you get your noggin washed with horseshit. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:15pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] the_reverend said:when you are at PCU, you get your noggin washed with horseshit. zing! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 6:16pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] "Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick." well played sir... |
| ____________________________ [Feb 1,2009 9:25pm - ZJD ""] MillenialKingdom said:Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. what exactly are the stereotypes associated with rape victims? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 9:36pm - Conservationist ""] ZJD said: MillenialKingdom said:Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. what exactly are the stereotypes associated with rape victims? Whimpering. White guilt is stupid. Evolution made different groups different. It's immature to not face that fact. Even more, HollaDaddy is about making fun of idiots who are wannabe gangsters. If they're black, that's not why they were selected. It's not like blatant racist satire like: http://www.niggermania.com/ ...which makes Vaginal Jesus lyrics look tame! |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 9:38pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Pretty much. |
| ____________________________ [Feb 1,2009 9:51pm - ZJD ""] i honestly hope both of you get raped. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 11:06pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Ok. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 11:52pm - the_reverend ""] ZJD said: MillenialKingdom said:Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. what exactly are the stereotypes associated with rape victims?They wear slutty cloths? |
| _____________________________ [Feb 1,2009 11:53pm - ZJD ""] that is actually one letter away from a really good answer. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 1,2009 11:54pm - RichHorror ""] Those third world slags wear slutty cloths. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 3:15am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] LOL @ not being as black as the rev, cloths is an acceptable pronounciation of "clothes" per Ghostface Killah on Glaciers of Ice and Malice and Pusha T's clothing brand "Play Cloths" |
| ________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:52am - sxealex ""] WHAT IN THE SAM HILL |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 7:48am - DestroyYouAlot ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: MarkFuckingRichards said:You know, the more I read that guy's hate mail, the more I realize that if Mike actually sent him a well thought out response, the dude would be humbled so fucking much. Mike is one of the smartest people I know and would easily be able to give a million reasons why this fucking idiot is wrong and is more racist himself. The funniest part is, Mike would say any of those things to anyone's face and has haha. Thanks dude haha. That's what blows my mind. He's got almost EVERYTHING wrong. I could easily write this guy an organized and well thought response, but I've done shit like that before and chances are if the guy is dumb enough to miss the point in the beginning, he wouldn't fully comprehend a rebuttel in response to what he was saying. That's my immediate asumption when reading shit like this, though. If you think it'd be worth it I might go through with it. I usually don't bother getting caught up in emotional drama driven solely by a result to retaliate a shit-talker, which was why I initally favored the "I want your dirty balls in my mouth right now" response. You guys know where I stand on this shit, but maybe posting my response along with his hate mail on the site (which I definitely have always intended on doing in a special hate mail section) is worth it to let the public know what this shit is all about. I don’t consider myself racist at all. I just love picking on hypocrite ghetto-culture gangsters and people that go OUT OF THEIR WAY to enforce a negative racial stereotype. I guess it can be argued that that’s exactly what I’m doing, too, though. Haha I don’t know. I just love senseless disgusting, racist, sexist, offensive jokes. Sue me. I’m cool with the darkies. Ask Eliot. Him and I are lovers. Ebony & ivory living in harmony. BE RACIST OR YOU'RE A PUSSY |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:35am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just saw this shit made http://www.ehowa.com and http://www.blogwars.com , 2 sites that were always in my daily rotation for viewing disturbing/hilarious videos & images back when doing such things wasn't totally hip and cool yet. lolz |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 8:39am - DestroyYouAlot ""] IT'S THA CIRCLE OF LIFE, DAWG |
| _______________________________ [Feb 2,2009 9:34am - xmikex ""] Post that dude's Myspace. P-Qwan's got a bone to pick with him. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 9:44am - dreadkill ""] lulz at cloths, and zjd and rich's response to cloths. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 9:46am - dreadkill ""] the guy who wrote the hate mail is a gay retard with an affinity for black wang. like everyone said, he totally misses the point. holladaddy is more about being vulgarly funny than making serious points about society. funny>serious |
| ________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:07am - xmikex ""] AT LEAST post the url to his blog. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 12:21pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha I will a little later when I have some time I think. And I put up google adsense. It looks useless so far though. It's linking to Nelly lyrics and "find white women in your area" hahahah. So far the only way to direct the conent of the ads is to manually approve and/or deny certain ads that appear. There may be another way I don't know of though. I haven't had time to check. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:38pm - sxealex ""] Mike, you can make it pay per 1000 impressions i think... would be better who the fuck clicks ads? |
| ________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 4:44pm - sxealex ""] try this is might be a better deal: http://www.adbrite.com/mb/how-publishers-ad-formats.php?section=rich_media Rich Media Ads are priced on a CPM (cost per thousand impressions) or CPC (cost per click) basis. Ad placement, site/page traffic and your reserve pricing all affect the amount of revenue you can earn from rich media ads. you get $1 for 1000 views so that means the other day you would have made 18 bucks on the 18k day... not too bad at all |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 6:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hmmm thanks for the info man, I'm going to look into that. Right now google is giving me ads about Kayne West and afro combs or something. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 6:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] And #1 source of hits is now coming from somethingawful forums haha. Interesting. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 7:02pm - Conservationist ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Just saw this shit made http://www.ehowa.com and http://www.blogwars.com , 2 sites that were always in my daily rotation for viewing disturbing/hilarious videos & images back when doing such things wasn't totally hip and cool yet. lolz You mean after Rotten.com? Alt.tasteless was the original source of all good things offensive. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 7:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] rotten.com wasn't updated nearly enough, but that got the candle burning I suppose. After that was r33t.org, which Stile totally ripped off, but hey, he kept it going and stayed dedicated to it. So mad propz. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 7:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] sxealex said:try this is might be a better deal: http://www.adbrite.com/mb/how-publishers-ad-formats.php?section=rich_media Rich Media Ads are priced on a CPM (cost per thousand impressions) or CPC (cost per click) basis. Ad placement, site/page traffic and your reserve pricing all affect the amount of revenue you can earn from rich media ads. you get $1 for 1000 views so that means the other day you would have made 18 bucks on the 18k day... not too bad at all I'm looking at the google stats now. Since about 10am this morning I've gotten 11 clicks ($1.19) but 9,500 impressions. Tracking based on impressions seems like the way to go. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 9:41pm - Conservationist ""] See if the ICY HOT STUNTAZ will advertise. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 2,2009 10:02pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hah some random fan from Kansas just found this on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamal-Holladaddy-Williams/1308760286 I may make a new blackguy profile (copy another clown's page & use his pics) and keep holladaddy as the public posterboy. haha |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 9:52am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha I'm finally reading through all the email I'm getting. And in the process, I checked out that hate mail guy's blog again, as wel as the messageboard he linked to. Neither have any replies. hhaha. I don't have time for a serious reply right now, so I'm just going to give him the "I want your dirty balls in my mouth right now" response. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:12am - Conservationist ""] Just send him this: http://wweek.com/editorial/3512/12150/ http://www.news-medical.net/?id=9530 |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:36am - Kadoogan ""] I can't wait for the day when Mikey's face is on a split screen with some broad on Fox News, and she acts all offended while she scolds him, and Mikey just schools her and laughs at her and becomes a legend for good. It'll happen. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:47am - Kadoogan ""] good god i googled it and this shit is on every messageboard known to man. |
| ________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:57am - xmikex ""] The real Holladaddy's rap career can only benefit from this exposure. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 10:58am - sxealex ""] i was just playing with google ads... I did a video affiliate thing it payed me like 59 cents for 2 clicks o.O.... its not too bad people are more likely to look at vids and you can set the channels that show up. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Apparently I missed one of the AIM screen names when removing all the contact info. Some kid with some LinkinPark email address emailed me an AIM log of him (and his alienantfarm screen name) harrassing this guy and telling him he's an idiot for ending up on holladaddy.com. This kid is far dumber than the dude I was talking with as holladaddy. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] also, someone just told me to say Holla-luyah! to somebody. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahah a half-black web designer just sent me some fan mail and got insired to make this for the new layout I'm planning: [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:47pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Hahahaha Mark Henry |
| ______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:47pm - dftg ""] soon you will quit your job and become a full-time holladaddy |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I haven't done any conversations in 2 weeks and this is already a shitload of work. It would have to pay good haha, which it won't. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:50pm - dreadkill ""] mark fucking henry |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 2:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hey, Mark Henry can't have Fucking in his name. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:04pm - dreadkill ""] FIGHT HIM FOR THE NAME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I ALREADY WON |
| __________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:18pm - dreadkill ""] TELL ME HOW OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:22pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] MAE YOUNG FELL ON A COCK |
| _______________________________ [Feb 4,2009 3:58pm - xmikex ""] Sexual Chocolate on da innanetz. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 5,2009 6:51pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/02/05/faceboo...postors/index.html?iref=mpstoryview |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 3:41pm - douchebag_patrol ""] http://www.comegetyousome.com/video/19993/ghetto-fight.html |
| _______________________________ [Feb 6,2009 3:45pm - xmikex ""] the_reverend said:http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/02/05/facebook.impostors/index.html?iref=mpstoryview Another friend, Beny Rubinstein, got a direct message saying Rutberg had been robbed at gunpoint in London and needed money to get back to the United States. So, trying to be a good friend, Rubinstein wired $1,143 to London in two installments, according to police in Bellevue, Washington. Absolutely NONE of my friends have $1000 anywhere that they could ever wire to me. I'm gonna go ahead and not worry. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 4:07pm - the_reverend ""] dp: why is that guy hitting that girl in the beginning? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 4:11pm - the_reverend ""] that is the ugliest crew I have ever seen. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 4:40pm - douchebag_patrol ""] the_reverend said:dp: why is that guy hitting that girl in the beginning? dat be ma nicca jawanda. she be talkin shit yo. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 6,2009 5:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I'm reading through 93 emails. Most are praise, some are offerings of free graphic design work, site layout help, and of course this one... Whats up, Your page has been having be crack up all week man. I always make fun of these kinds of people and when i found this i balled. I was wondering if you would be willing to do a collaboration. I happen to live in the LA area and With what ever phone numbers / people willing to meet up you get, ill meet them in person and record my self fucking with them or throwing something at them anything from eggs to dog shit and upload it on youtube/ your page. I think it would be awesome and hillarious. Get back to be whenever Evan |
| ____________________________ [Feb 6,2009 5:53pm - pam ""] Dude, that myspace blog is amazing. What a fucking moron. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 7,2009 5:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I get like 20 emails a day from this shit. One dude in Iraq's entire platoon is demanding updates. And some dude who I've been out of touch with for 10 years recognized my menstrual sweatpants disco address and was asking if I was the same guy haha crazy. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Feb 7,2009 6:03pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha now some college radio dude is asking if they can re-enact some of the conversations over live radio, but changing the names for privacy sake. I'm finding out details and if they have a live stream. And some frat homos from USC just told me their entire frat just delayed going out and railing drunk whores for 2 hours to read my site. |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 7,2009 8:08pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] POPULOLITY |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 7,2009 8:25pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I think you found your life's work, Mike. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 7,2009 10:12pm - xanonymousx ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:haha now some college radio dude is asking if they can re-enact some of the conversations over live radio, but changing the names for privacy sake. I'm finding out details and if they have a live stream. And some frat homos from USC just told me their entire frat just delayed going out and railing drunk whores for 2 hours to read my site. get in touch with foghorn and do a composted/ holladaddy live set. DO IT. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 7,2009 10:36pm - pam ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I get like 20 emails a day from this shit. One dude in Iraq's entire platoon is demanding updates. UPDATE OR YOU HATE THE TROOPS |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 1:55pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I fucking HATE these little fucking kids trying to contact my victims and getting in their faces and taunting them about how they've been fucked with by me. FUUUUUUUCK OFF. Here's the latest one... he messaged my GhettoPhresh page thinking it was the real girl.... [img] http://www.myspace.com/czmorganandersoncz He's some faggot Disturbed/Slipknot fan from Minnesota. 18-years-old. He sent me this message (preceded by a blank message): "Didnt mean to hit send before. Did you check out this website? I'd say that this guy fucking owned you. ......http://holladaddy..... com/.. LOL!!!" My initial reply: "Nigga wut da fukk u tawkin bout?" His witty retort: "number one Im not ignorant, nor am I black so dont call me a "nigga" and that guy posted you on his website" I just sent this reply back: "That guy IS me, Mr. Not-Ignorant. If you love how I "owned" this person so much, how is taunting them with proof that I am fucking around with them going to result in anything but a headache for me (your god)? Why don't you think before you act, you stupid piece of shit. I don't need people like you getting in anybody's face and spouting completely unfunny, unoriginal, cheap, pointless horseshit at them. You're the reason why this site is going to get shut down. Shave the unibrow." |
| ________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 1:57pm - xmikex ""] Unibrow. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 1:57pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I heard about this from someone completely unrelated to anything, ever, last night. The word is gettin' around. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 1:58pm - W3 @ Work ""] it's true, and not shut down but someones gonna get sued. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 2:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Everybody keeps saying that. I think if I hear 3 more people say it I'll pull it down forever. Problem solved. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 2:06pm - W3 @ Work ""] Hey I'm just saying if someone can sue McDonalds over getting them fat and someone can sue Dunkin' Donuts for having too hot of coffee then I'm sure someone you butthurt could find a reason to sue you over this. I LOVE AMERICA. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 2:06pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I agree. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 2:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Well I have about 8 new conversations to post and the blog format is almost done. Maybe I'll put it all up the day before I shut it down haha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 2:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I should have known the human race isn't smart enough to handle this shit. Most people laugh at me making fun of useless hypocrite ghetto nerds of all color. A handful call me racist. A handful laugh and then throw rocks at black people because I showed them it was OK. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 2:44pm - sweetypie ""] don't ever stop doing this man...it's fucking HILARIOUS and the people you do it to need to be fucked with.... color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. To many fuckin dumb wiggaz/niggaz/jiggaz in the world. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 3:31pm - Conservationist ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:A handful call me racist. That's how liberals prove they're superior to you. Don't take it ;) Point them to: http://www.gnaa.us/ Another non-racist site (it's actually a gay male supremacy site). |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 3:32pm - Conservationist ""] sweetypie said:color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. Not to be a dick but: RACE ISN'T COLOR http://www.goodrumj.com/RFaqHTML.html |
| _______________________________ [Feb 11,2009 3:53pm - moran ""] Yes it is. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 3:56pm - Lamp nli ""] Conservationist said: sweetypie said:color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. Not to be a dick but: RACE ISN'T COLOR http://www.goodrumj.com/RFaqHTML.html Your shit is so played out. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 4:19pm - anonymous ""] Lamp%20nli said: Conservationist said: sweetypie said:color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. Not to be a dick but: RACE ISN'T COLOR http://www.goodrumj.com/RFaqHTML.html You're so annoying. fix'd for troof. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 4:24pm - brian_dc ""] not to be a dick but: He's right. |
| ___________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 4:43pm - tinygiantclothing ""] lol i was just in tears for the guy you told you were a cop a couple times Victim's name: A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me ! |
| _______________________________ [Feb 11,2009 4:45pm - moran ""] tinygiantclothing said:lol i was just in tears for the guy you told you were a cop a couple times Victim's name: A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me ! Thats definitly my favorite one. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 11,2009 5:18pm - Conservationist ""] brian_dc said:not to be a dick but: He's right. Like I give a shit. I'd rather be right than a hipster, and a few people complaining -- because their pretense is offended -- isn't going to change how I live. You don't like it? Eat a dick. [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 13,2009 9:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Captain unibrow wrote back. I didn't even read the whole message. I assume it just talks about him dribbling milk out of his retard-face or something about how cool disturbed is. "shave the unibrow? thats original? and I would if I actually had one. And if your willing to waste so much time doing this then more power to you. If anything the last message you sent me would motivate me more to help get your shit shut down. and how was I spouting any type of horse shit? I messaged this profile cause I saw it on the site and wanted to see if "the chick" knew about it. evidently your playing both characters. How much fun is that? " |
| _________________________________ [Feb 13,2009 10:20am - xmikex ""] If you want to be a dick about it (and this is just what I'd do) write him back just about the unibrow, and don't even acknowledge anything else he says. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Feb 13,2009 11:28am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Done. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 4:35pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] OK who wants to test this shit out. I put up WordPress with some gay template. I don't really give a shit how it looks. I only put up the first 2 conversations ever (dates changed to original dates) and a "new" fake news post. http://www.holladaddy.com/yo |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 4:48pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Register, poke around, tell me what you think. If all is good, I'll probably make a couple final tweaks, upload the rest of the content, plus NEW material, a new (real) site news update, and flick the switch to forward the main page to this one. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 4:56pm - josh_hates_you ""] updates > template changes |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 5:10pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] haha the template change was much needed. and very delayed. it needed to happen. The faster I get feedback about the template the faster you all get updates! hehehohohaha |
| _____________________________ [Feb 16,2009 5:36pm - pam ""] Registered, looks good to me! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 6:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thank ya maam! Also.. I'm getting requests to be able to comment as anonymous. I was thinking about that... but then again I don't care and it would be easier to manage / weed out the retards by making people register. I'll have to think it over again. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 6:03pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Make people register so you don't have to deal with potential problems. It's easier to deal with people being pussies than anyone being able to post whatever stupid shit they want to without being recognized for it. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 6:09pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yeah I think you's right. Danke sir. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 6:43pm - sxealex ""] template suxors change the images |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 7:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Which images? That was the least gay template there was haha. Anything prettier is too much work for me to care about. Unless you know of a better suggestion. I'm all ears and open to suggetions. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 7:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I might try to fuck with the template background maybe: http://www.holladaddy.com/yo/wp-content/themes/pixeled/images/bgbody.jpg |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 16,2009 9:08pm - Conservationist ""] There's a shitload of free templates out there. The one you picked is ambitious. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 8:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Just did another quick search. (Key word: "quick"). I found some other cool templates that MAY do the job too, but they don't really look much better than the one I have now. Meh. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 19,2009 2:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Done adding the old content. All I have to do now is upload the new content, write a quick news blurb, and edit the index.php to get this shizzle on the main page. http://www.holladaddy.com/yo |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 19,2009 4:40pm - Conservationist ""] Thumbs up. |