Best band biography EVER![views:129957][posts:322]________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:15pm - Doomkid ""] Normally I try not to be this dickish, but this is the most pompous bullshit I've read about a local band in a long time. It is also hilarious and an English language fail. Starting a New Year and a new Era in the Metal genre, the birth of Saint to Sinner is quite possibly the largest Form of Exposure the Rhode Island Metal Scene has seen in the past several years. Forming in the states Capital of Providence, Saint to Sinner consists of some of Heavy Metal’s most elite musical talents. The Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Pleasure and Best Friend Solitude. Typically known for his 7- string Ibanez, screaming solos and double picking abilities that are off the charts. Rich dedicated years of hard work to those projects and knew it was time to really move to the next level of his career, and in doing so, Former Painful Pleasure/Best Friend Solitude Bassist Dave Vogel agreed fully and set forward as well. Dave has been a truly devoted musician all of his life, and has phenomenal skills, consisting of learning fully technical pieces of material in a shortly timed manner, and making the Bass a lead instrument with his skills and well rounded Abilities. The next piece to this incredible lineup was Drumming sensation, Nick Tolias. Formerly of the Darkest Ruin/Best Friend Solitude, Nick has a wide range of abilities, from Double Bass patterns, to incorporating several styles of drumming to his playing, Memorable Drum fills and also known for being very animated behind the kit. With the final piece of the puzzle being possibly the most essential piece, the most skilled and charismatic singer would be needed to truly fulfill this lineup and the direction they are gearing towards. With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old Female prodigy Desiree Villegas walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were she had taken them by storm with her wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies. With more of a Rock/Pop approach of singing has basically made the band evolve into a genre of metal that hasn’t been heard before. Her approach to the rugged, raw metal edge that is instrumentally produced is riveting, and the pitches, melodies and Notes that are produced from her vocals can only be described as god-like. She has also incorporated her dance background and theater persona into the music and stage presence as well. Saint to Sinner has created a formula that mixes chugging, thick and hyper guitar speeds, with a Bass tone that is as thick as only one can dream of, matching up with Double Bass drumming and technical articulation all around the Drums, with the final layer being an amazingly driven Vocal approach, with highs, Vibravados and several melodic Notes that bring tears of joy to your eyes. Saint To Sinner’s birth in 2009 embarks a journey that will be a rollercoaster ride that you are all now apart of. {} http://www.myspace.com/sainttosinneronline |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:16pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Don't feel bad about being dickish. It's the new bro. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:18pm - Yeti ""] ugh |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:19pm - RustyPS ""] "With more of a Rock/Pop approach of singing has basically made the band evolve into a genre of metal that hasn’t been heard before." ha........hahhahaha.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry but I couldn't keep that one to myself......WOW |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:19pm - arilliusbm ""] that's so bad I just printed it out at work, went to the restroom, and smeared my ass-stains all over it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:19pm - goatcatalyst ""] Pisscup nominees. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:25pm - ryan_nli ""] if you individually call out your members and talk about how great they are in a bio, chances are you sound like devildriver or alice in chains. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:26pm - Doomkid ""] Also they have stage presence like WHOA! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:27pm - RustyPS ""] Devildriver is one of the worst bands I've ever heard....and this band is worse |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:28pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] but...but...they have memorable drum fills! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:29pm - boblovesmusic ""] hmm, not bad... certainly not the most amazing thing to grace my ears. Enjoyable imo, but no... they aren't the second coming of Christ. "the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova" ... who? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:29pm - Sacreligion ""] "The Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Pleasure and Best Friend Solitude. " I've never heard of that guy or those bands. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:33pm - Doomkid ""] I'm glad no one else knows who he is, I thought I was totally out of the loop on who was the "most well-known shredder in all of New England" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:35pm - Sacreligion ""] by "well-known" they meant "between the 4 of us" and by "all of new england" they meant their band room. I mean, cmon, they have disturbed in their top friends list. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:36pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:39pm - Sacreligion ""] Vibravado? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:42pm - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:43pm - iamnotkennyg ""] this is an abomination, in every sense of the word. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:45pm - iamnotkennyg ""] i suppose, if his double picking abilities are off the charts they deserve this type of mirror masturbation |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:46pm - brian_dc ""] guys their myspace page is raining |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:47pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] You all laugh (I laughed too), but they will be signed to a major label by the end of the month. People are generally retarded and will buy into this horseshit. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:54pm - metal_church101 ""] Sacreligion said:"The Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Pleasure and Best Friend Solitude. " I've never heard of that guy or those bands. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 3:56pm - ryanplegics ""] Who are these people? Well-known in all of New England? Anyone ever heard of any of these people/bands? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:00pm - metalguy ""] awful |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:02pm - metalguy ""] vocals are ultraweak... and doesn't compliment the music at all.. these people don't know what they are doing and I hope they break up sooner than later |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:08pm - metal_church101 ""] Doomkid said:Normally I try not to be this dickish, but this is the most pompous bullshit I've read about a local band in a long time. It is also hilarious and an English language fail. Starting a New Year and a new Era in the Metal genre, the birth of Saint to Sinner is quite possibly the largest Form of Exposure the Rhode Island Metal Scene has seen in the past several years. Forming in the states Capital of Providence, Saint to Sinner consists of some of Heavy Metal’s most elite musical talents. The Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Pleasure and Best Friend Solitude. Typically known for his 7- string Ibanez, screaming solos and double picking abilities that are off the charts. Rich dedicated years of hard work to those projects and knew it was time to really move to the next level of his career, and in doing so, Former Painful Pleasure/Best Friend Solitude Bassist Dave Vogel agreed fully and set forward as well. Dave has been a truly devoted musician all of his life, and has phenomenal skills, consisting of learning fully technical pieces of material in a shortly timed manner, and making the Bass a lead instrument with his skills and well rounded Abilities. The next piece to this incredible lineup was Drumming sensation, Nick Tolias. Formerly of the Darkest Ruin/Best Friend Solitude, Nick has a wide range of abilities, from Double Bass patterns, to incorporating several styles of drumming to his playing, Memorable Drum fills and also known for being very animated behind the kit. With the final piece of the puzzle being possibly the most essential piece, the most skilled and charismatic singer would be needed to truly fulfill this lineup and the direction they are gearing towards. With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old Female prodigy Desiree Villegas walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were she had taken them by storm with her wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies. With more of a Rock/Pop approach of singing has basically made the band evolve into a genre of metal that hasn’t been heard before. Her approach to the rugged, raw metal edge that is instrumentally produced is riveting, and the pitches, melodies and Notes that are produced from her vocals can only be described as god-like. She has also incorporated her dance background and theater persona into the music and stage presence as well. Saint to Sinner has created a formula that mixes chugging, thick and hyper guitar speeds, with a Bass tone that is as thick as only one can dream of, matching up with Double Bass drumming and technical articulation all around the Drums, with the final layer being an amazingly driven Vocal approach, with highs, Vibravados and several melodic Notes that bring tears of joy to your eyes. Saint To Sinner’s birth in 2009 embarks a journey that will be a rollercoaster ride that you are all now apart of. {} http://www.myspace.com/sainttosinneronline How did you stumble on to this band? |
| _______________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:08pm - xmikex ""] 5 Steps for writing a band bio: 1. Pretend you're the only band that can do bread and butter techniques in your genre. 2. Throw in a passive aggressive jab at the other bands in your scene that you're way more talented/interesting/heavy/etc. 3. List bands you've played with as if their accomplishments are your own. 4. List bands you used to be in as if the house band at the Safari Lounge is a legitimate resume builder. 5. Make your singer out to be a fucking deity and make promises on their ability that can't possibly be lived up to. Hardcore bands are good at all this too. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:09pm - Doomkid ""] We played with them in Pawtucket last weekend. They opened and all left before the 3rd band played, totally awesome considering they're from Prov. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:10pm - metal_church101 ""] LOL. You mean they're all that and didn't stay for the whole show? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:11pm - RustyPS ""] metal_church101 said:LOL. You mean they're all that and didn't stay for the whole show?you got it...real professionals right there |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:13pm - brian_dc ""] dick is pro |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:13pm - metal_church101 ""] Doomkid said:We played with them in Pawtucket last weekend. They opened and all left before the 3rd band played, totally awesome considering they're from Prov. Did you catch their set? How was it? |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Let's all friend them and call them gay. LOLOLOLOLZ! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:16pm - RustyPS ""] metal_church101 said: Doomkid said:We played with them in Pawtucket last weekend. They opened and all left before the 3rd band played, totally awesome considering they're from Prov. Did you catch their set? How was it?:pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:18pm - metal_church101 ""] RustyPS said: metal_church101 said: Doomkid said:We played with them in Pawtucket last weekend. They opened and all left before the 3rd band played, totally awesome considering they're from Prov. Did you catch their set? How was it?:pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface: Ha! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:18pm - Doomkid ""] I couldn't differentiate between the songs very well, but they sounded a bit better with KC's sound system than they did on myspace. The drummer dropped the beat for significant periods of time, the bass player and guitarist were nothing special, and the singer has very little charisma and does not project her voice at all. She had the most potential that I saw though, just needs some voice lessons to get her confidence and technique together. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:19pm - Doomkid ""] Rusty's assessment is more succinct though. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:20pm - Eli_hhcb ""] someone friend them and post this thread |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:21pm - metal_church101 ""] I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:21pm - arilliusbm ""] I thought she was a 24 year old virtuoso? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:23pm - MikeofDecrepitude ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:27pm - iamnotkennyg ""] was def one of those "bob your head slightly because you feel bad, but don't want to encourage them" awkward sets.. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:29pm - Doomkid ""] From their website, at least they sort of proofread this one? It is a rare occurrence when a band comes along that can be described as truly original. That however is exactly what Rhode Island- based Saint to Sinner has accomplished. This rock/metal act has seamlessly blended an array of hooks, harmonies and melodies amidst a sonically aggressive wall of sound in turn creating a musical niche unlike no other. Although Saint to Sinner formed in 2008, its members Rich Bova, Dave Vogel and Nick Tolias have an extensive résumé of recording and touring in there respective previous projects while newcomer, Desiree Villegas, brings fresh ,dynamically skilled and highly polished vocal arrangements into the mix. The result is elements of music that any listener is familiar with but has not heard meshed in such a unique way thus creating limitless crossover potential. When a new band drops, the most obvious question is “who do they sound like”. Upon hearing the debut work titled Voice of the Voiceless, that question becomes irrelevant and is replaced by “who will be the next Saint to Sinner”. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:33pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] [img] Evolution, both through introspective and extroverted means is a bold form of personal growth and sacrifice. It takes someone truly brave to look deep within and want to uncover the horrors that reside and face them, pick them apart, and replace the blackened strands of damage, with icons of healing and perseverance. Blood of the Black Owl has always been the last bastion of evolution when it comes to metal music and the surrounding genres, but with Chet W. Scott’s 2nd full-length opus, “A Feral Spirit”, his craft has transcended all descriptive terms and come to a truly inspiring monument of personal and moving music that can only be described as “ritual”. With lyrics penned by Daniel Ellis Harrod, “A Feral Spirit” documents the journey of one man’s loss of spirit through addiction and rediscovery of self through both the ancient gods and nature itself. Chet W. Scott’s realization and interpretation of this vision, spills out of his creative soul like warm and vital blood upon the forest floor. Churning drones and horrifying strikes of metal dissonance portray a bleak descent into blackness, only for experimental/folk moments to envelope the listener with warm waves of moss covered reassurance that hope and peace can be discovered in the outward world… Just follow the swirling spirits and sage smoke, as this ritual leads you to the sacred wood of the cedar tree, then further out into the fields where the great Elk grazes in preparation for the drought of winter. Even though you may not fully comprehend the weight, power and full scope of it after one listen, “A Feral Spirit” acts as a truly unique and beautiful release of foul emotions, and replaces the void with sincere healing through unparalleled nature worship and art. Formed in 2004 by the thunderous clap of Mjolner across the heavens, Blood of the Black Owl (Formerly known as Svart Ugle) is the Heathen journey of sole visionary Chet W. Scott. Widely known for his ritualistic musical exploration, through the woodland transcendence of his solo craft Ruhr Hunter and the heavy drone folk duo The Elemental Chrysalis. Scott has stepped out of the ethereal realm with Blood of the Black Owl to embrace the more destructive and primal elements found in not only nature, but black metal and trance inducing funeral doom as well. With his other musical achievements very much remaining a part of his songwriting style, Blood of the Black Owl is a completely unique entity that utilizes the staples of the aforementioned metal worlds, but makes the entire experience even more spiritually expansive as he explores healing meditations with ritual drumming, eclectic instrumentation and envelops the body of his work with the mysteries of nature through its sounds, imagery and overall atmosphere. From the fertile beginnings of the now sold out 3 song Svart Ugle demo, Chet has grown to fully realize the potential and full creative scope of this musical journey. Evolution. Honor. Nature. Strength. The debut Blood of the Black Owl full-length on Bindrune Recordings features over 70 minutes of bold experimentation and a moss covered appreciation for the olden days of extreme metal. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:33pm - Eli_hhcb ""] why are there so many bio's |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:35pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] a moss covered appreciation for the olden days of extreme metal |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:35pm - boblovesmusic ""] wow... just wow... |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] the only thing worse than that bio was the actual music associated with it. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:39pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] singer looks pretty fuckable though. i would definitly shit on her chest. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:40pm - metal_church101 ""] HOT LUNCH!!!!!!! |
| ________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:44pm - Doomkid ""] FuckIsMySignature said:singer looks pretty fuckable though. Incorrect. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:45pm - arilliusbm ""] I was going to ask. Is she a good looking 24 your old, and is she a virtuoso in the sack as well? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:47pm - boblovesmusic ""] Blood Of The Black Owl looks pretty decent (silly description yes, but funeral doom/black-ness sounds awesome to me.) |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lets she if she can do guttarals. if ya catch my drift. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Excellent |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] boblovesmusic said:Blood Of The Black Owl looks pretty decent (silly description yes, but funeral doom/black-ness sounds awesome to me.) Yeah I checked them out as a fan of the genre and they fucking blow. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:01pm - boblovesmusic ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said: boblovesmusic said:Blood Of The Black Owl looks pretty decent (silly description yes, but funeral doom/black-ness sounds awesome to me.) Yeah I checked them out as a fan of the genre and they fucking blow. aww man, that's unfortunate... oh well! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:01pm - Sacreligion ""] This thread has at least another 200 replies left in its life |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:02pm - Sacreligion ""] I also see a picture of Dwyer and the virtuoso showing up within the next 100 posts. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:12pm - metal_church101 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Ha! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:20pm - Sacreligion ""] Some of that awesome shredding is around 3:30 in the song careless...... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:25pm - Sacreligion ""] Chick is also trying way too hard to be Otep in a lot of parts. Slam poetry dawg! I don't know why I'm listening but I feel I need to get a good grasp of what they're doing to talk shit about it properly. More awesome shredding around 3:00 in "Vindictive" |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 9:40pm - dreadkill ""] Sacreligion said:"The Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Pleasure and Best Friend Solitude. " I've never heard of that guy or those bands.same here. quick, someone tell joe stump. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:29pm - dertoxia ""] Psytoxia has never had the initiative to even write a fucking bio. Band bios are so 1990's |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:35pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ^^if that's true, then i guess this bio is cool. The nineties are the new eighties. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MOAR HAMMERPANTS |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:39pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] i'd wear hammerpants...... AND be sexy, |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 11:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I have never heard something shred so hard in my life. You can hear all 7 strings shredding like crazy. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:08am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mark: We should try to get them on some shows with us and throw dildos at them. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:29am - MelvinSphincter ""] Come on ladies, this bio is a hoax. Nobody would post this about themselves. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:30am - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:MOAR HAMMERPANTS AND MORE ZUBAZ [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:45am - Doomkid ""] MelvinSphincter said:Come on ladies, this bio is a hoax. Nobody would post this about themselves. I don't understand why you think this is a hoax? Its on their myspace page and they look like they mean seriouz biznizz. Either that or they are a group of the most deadpan sarcastic folk I've ever seen, but I doubt it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:49am - metal_church101 ""] It is still quality entertainment to read it. The raining on the myspace page gives it a nice touch as well. LULZ. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] metal_church101 said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Ha! Just checked. Read, but no response :( |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:54am - metal_church101 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Ha! Just checked. Read, but no response :(:thescream: |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:00am - Kevord ""] Terrible Lacuna Coil knock offs are so five years ago. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:02am - Kevord ""] Does anyone else get the feeling Best Friend Solitude was a Nu Metal band? I know I'm stretching here. This probably came after their grunge project during the 1990's. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:28am - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:Terrible Lacuna Coil knock offs are so five years ago. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:36am - joeycobra ""] Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:50am - metal_church101 ""] Korn and the rest of the Nu-Metal fashion are proud and endorse this look. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:03pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Meedle meedle smash shred shred meedle |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:03pm - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:15pm - metal_church101 ""] joeycobra said:Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img] False advertisement. Not a 7 string. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:19pm - joeycobra ""] metal_church101 said: joeycobra said:Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img] False advertisement. Not a 7 string. Blasphemy....how dare they fill their well worded bio with lies.....I bet their 24 year old vocalist prodigy is really a 28 year old failure. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:20pm - contagion ""] maybe they hope they get signed off the bio? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:40pm - RustyPS ""] joeycobra said:Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img]he must REALLY love his guitar...that's some pretty extreme PDA right there |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:49pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Mm yess geetar mm i luvs all up on ya mmm yeah mm |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:58pm - rhinoplasty ""] this ain't be brutal , no beer or pizza . I heard his guitar and it was weak and stupid . none of that music belongs together . i'm tired of hearing that "beauty and da beast " crap . lucuna -evenusance wanna be -garbage . |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 2:08pm - Kevord ""] rhinoplasty said:this ain't be brutal , no beer or pizza . I heard his guitar and it was weak and stupid . none of that music belongs together . i'm tired of hearing that "beauty and da beast " crap . lucuna -evenusance wanna be -garbage . Justin DickBro is that you? |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:29pm - xgodzillax all up in ya anus ""] I added them to the in the shit page with a note that said 'you guys are the new era of shit music from rhode island. we would all personally rather listen to miley cyrus' |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:31pm - Sacreligion ""] Dick IS Bro. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 7:16pm - xgodzillax ""] horribly gay hair is horribly gay btw, the ibanez is a 7-string. just sayin |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:06pm - tylor ""] :FLAMING:TWISTING MELODIC METAL:FLAMING: |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:23pm - Doomkid ""] xgodzillax%20all%20up%20in%20ya%20anus said:I added them to the in the shit page with a note that said 'you guys are the new era of shit music from rhode island. we would all personally rather listen to miley cyrus' IN THE SHIT vs SAINT TO SINNER: Cage Match 2k9! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:34pm - yummy ""] iamnotkennyg said:was def one of those "bob your head slightly because you feel bad, but don't want to encourage them" awkward sets.. I hated it when I was the band |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:49pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I didn't want to jump in on this, but I finally got around to reading the whole bio (ok, I did skim a bit) and just for the record, the singer didn't use her dance OR theater abilities for any stage presence. She just stood there. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:51pm - metal_church101 ""] Maybe she was always a prop when she acted? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:21am - Sacreligion ""] or they just bullshat all of it? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:07am - xgodzillax ""] Doomkid said: xgodzillax%20all%20up%20in%20ya%20anus said:I added them to the in the shit page with a note that said 'you guys are the new era of shit music from rhode island. we would all personally rather listen to miley cyrus' IN THE SHIT vs SAINT TO SINNER: Cage Match 2k9! ill fight all of them |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:44am - PatMeebles ""] his gruff, yet shapely facial hair reminds me of color me badd. And I would feel bad for all the pity head bobbing if they didn't decide that the only thing that makes a band good is their bio and late 90's numetal dudebraids. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:06am - Kevord ""] I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:13am - RustyPS ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.LMAO |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 10:41am - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. [img] I was thinking it was like forming Devastator. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 11:25am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Rich Brova is to RttP as Pearl Harbor is to World War II for Amerca. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 4:05am - Black beauty ""] THEY R NOT HOBBY ROCKERS!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:59am - pam ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. hahahah "With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old Female prodigy Desiree Villegas walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were she had taken them by storm with her wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies." :nuke: |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:08am - largefreakatzero ""] PatMeebles said:his gruff, yet shapely facial hair reminds me of color me badd. And I would feel bad for all the pity head bobbing if they didn't decide that the only thing that makes a band good is their bio and late 90's numetal dudebraids. You're just enamoured with his rugged good looks and his mesmerizing solos. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:22am - joeycobra ""] metal_church101 said: Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. [img] I was thinking it was like forming Devastator. [img] I feel like I would have made a good cement truck transformer.... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:23am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] They speak! From: Michael Sweatpants Disco To: Saint To Sinner Date: Jun 8, 2009 4:58 PM Subject: Saint to Sinner reviews! http://forum.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Michael Sweatpants Disco To: Saint To Sinner Date: Jun 11, 2009 9:55 AM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 9:57am - arilliusbm ""] hahahahaha I love how they come right out and say shit when they got no clue about anything in the local scene or any of the bands |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:02am - SkinSandwich ""] "I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake" HAHA!! I just rolled! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:07am - largefreakatzero ""] "I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake." I just spewed snot out of my nose. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:09am - metal_church101 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: From: Michael Sweatpants Disco To: Saint To Sinner Date: Jun 11, 2009 9:55 AM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake. Ha!!!! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:10am - pam ""] Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any better... |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:18am - metal_church101 ""] :duffbeer: This Thread!!! :duffbeer: |
| __________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:20am - RustyPS ""] BOVA HAS SPOKEN...EVERYONE BOW TO HIM |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:22am - metal_church101 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, I didn't realize there were a bunch of screamo bands on this board. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:34am - arilliusbm ""] nothing worse than a band that acts like rockstars and have nothing to back it up |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I have a rake and some mouthwash if anybody wants to hit up one of their shows. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:43am - largefreakatzero ""] Mouthwash? I would never want to wash the taste of Bova away. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 10:43am - Yeti ""] i'm a bona fide Bova lova. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:08am - the_reverend ""] the music isn't that bad... |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] largefreakatzero said:Mouthwash? I would never want to wash the taste of Bova away. hahahaha |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:09am - the_reverend ""] the funniest part of this thread is that msd's myspace says michael sd. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 11:42am - Kevord ""] the_reverend said:the music isn't that bad... Sometimes mediocre is worse then bad. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:03pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] the_reverend said:the funniest part of this thread is that msd's myspace says michael sd. Sooo? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:07pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Michaels S.ucks D.ick ohhhhhhhhh shit son, you got zingededededed. By Aaron. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] :(((((((((((( |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:22pm - xmikex ""] I heard if you swallow Rich Bova's load a BC Rich warlock grows in your stomach. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] hahahahahaahahahahaahaha |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:29pm - xgodzillax ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:36pm - xmikex ""] [img] It's a 3 BR apartment with a large living room & kitchen space. Walking distance to Oak Grove T station and buses. Heat, Hot Water, and groundbreaking metal fusion band Saint to Sinner (who will totally pay you back for rent after their demo goes platinum) included. Cats OK - purrrrr. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:37pm - xmikex ""] going nowhere My effortless lazy band has out-toured theirs. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:39pm - xgodzillax ""] xmikex said:going nowhere My effortless lazy band has out-toured theirs. hahaha, and this is true |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:55pm - the_reverend ""] I smell a blood for blood song. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:57pm - joeycobra ""] xmikex said:[img] It's a 3 BR apartment with a large living room & kitchen space. Walking distance to Oak Grove T station and buses. Heat, Hot Water, and groundbreaking metal fusion band Saint to Sinner (who will totally pay you back for rent after their demo goes platinum) included. Cats OK - purrrrr. What band will be sending them a myspace message stating they started "Tucked In Shirt Fat Girl Metal" and that Saint To Sinner are a poser band? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 12:58pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow, that pic is breathtaking. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:00pm - RustyPS ""] xgodzillax said:[img]HAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] speaking of Rich Bovas awesomeness how come no one has posted his... SOLO MATERIAL! http://www.myspace.com/bovabfs or is this the FABLED Best Friend Solitude?! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:05pm - Yeti ""] Tom you just opened a can of worms haha. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lets go fishin |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:07pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.bestfriendsolitude.com/ |
| _________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:09pm - Doomkid ""] From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Literally Copy & Pasted from the Press section: "The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences Committee has placed Best Friend Solitude on the Official Ballot for the 2007 Grammy Awards" :shocked: |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:12pm - arilliusbm ""] If Rich Bova ever plays the Grammies, I'LL be the SOY BOMB guy this time. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 1:16pm - metal_church101 ""] joeycobra said: xmikex said:[img] It's a 3 BR apartment with a large living room & kitchen space. Walking distance to Oak Grove T station and buses. Heat, Hot Water, and groundbreaking metal fusion band Saint to Sinner (who will totally pay you back for rent after their demo goes platinum) included. Cats OK - purrrrr. What band will be sending them a myspace message stating they started "Tucked In Shirt Fat Girl Metal" and that Saint To Sinner are a poser band? We should nominate a band from RTTP here to send that to Saint to Sinner.:point: |
| _____________________________ [Jun 11,2009 5:22pm - pam ""] FuckIsMySignature said:speaking of Rich Bovas awesomeness how come no one has posted his... SOLO MATERIAL! HAHAHA... someone wants to be Clutch. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 11,2009 5:26pm - pam ""] MSD, they're playing the New Wave in September...get your rake ready! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 7:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Let's go! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:07pm - the_reverend ""] jesus said "bova is risen" |
| ________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:31pm - xmikex ""] Doomkid said:From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, [img] ITT: Rich Bova's mind being blown over the massive amounts of people at that show. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:13am - MillenialKingdom ""] Doomkid said:From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, [img] HA!! That's the old practice space of The Cadaveric Manifesto, also known as The Aviary in Dover, NH. I know people in that pic. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 8:28am - RustyPS ""] CUNT!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 9:25am - JoeyCobra ""] I hope Saint to Sinner play O'Brien's soon...I need to see Rich Bova live in concert :ROCKON: |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:56pm - Eli_hhcb ""] hehehe it says cunt on that wall |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:29pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Remember the clap along part Rowan/Nick? Shit was like religion in the Dirty D. And Kyle totally made that CUNT stenciling. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:26pm - Sacreligion ""] Doomkid said:From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, I love how above the local shitbags this band is. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:47pm - tylor ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 4:03pm - the_reverend ""] ^^ I'm getting that detailed on to the side of my van ^^ |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:39pm - Whatever ""] Why are you guys hating so much? Yes, the bio is ridiculous. The 24 year old prdigy probably worte it - having spent so much time preparing her stage presence, she didn't have any left over for grammar lessons. Knowing the guys in this band and from where they came, I have to say they (at least Rich and Dave) are talented musicians and are just getting flak from maybe a bad show? Are all of you saying you never saw BFS (with that shitbag Mike D or Dave what-his-face as the singer), or Painful Pleasure play a decent show? They've made some changes, but for the most part, the foundation of Saint to Sinner has been a solid part if the Providence/Worcester metal community for quite some time. I don't see any of you posting your bands - or are you all a bunch of tampon throwing pussies? No - I am not a member, groupie, lover, or anything of the band. I just think you guys hate because you're jealous. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:40pm - arilliusbm ""] 1st |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:43pm - largefreakatzero ""] Strong 2nd |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:52pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] "I don't see any of you posting your bands" wait, wut? What do you mean? All SORTS of people post about their bands on here? Here's mine: A thread all about BOARCORPSE (my band) "but for the most part, the foundation of Saint to Sinner has been a solid part if the Providence/Worcester metal community for quite some time." wait, wait, than wouldn't someone have heard of them? This is the people that have heard of them... kthnxby. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:53pm - arilliusbm ""] If you're looking for a valid response, I can give you one to the best of my ability: No, the people here aren't jealous. The fact that the band's biography says "LOOK AT US!" and Rich Bova's personal myspace claims he is the "best" clearly does not make anyone here jealous; most people here can shred or at least do stuff the Bova god can do. It is a silly thing that spawned a series of jokes and in reality, no one here really knows the guy (at least I think so.) But if you claim to be the best shredder in all of New England then there is something wrong with the picture. A lot of the people that post here are/were in bands that are signed, do tours, and have a fan base. So to put it bluntly: someone should not claim they're the best at something ever. It's only a cry for attention and an ego boost. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:57pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] and come on, they said her vocals were "god-like". That's ASKING to be made fun of. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:01pm - Doomkid ""] Eat my tampon: The Arkham White > Saint to Sinner |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:23pm - RustyPS ""] HYEO us and The Arkham White had the pleasure of playing with Saint To Sinner a couple of weekends back at KC's Tap...they were so wonderful that after we played, they took their equipment and left even though they're from Providence and lived the closest of the 4 bands playing, and 2 bands had yet to play: The Arkham White and 16 Stitches (who I believe put the show together)...so bands that don't have the respect to stick around for a whole show, especially when the band that put you on the show hasn't played yet, get an A+ in my book...great bunch of people (oh, btw, the Sarcasm Meter is through the roof, in case anyone couldn't figure that out) |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:37pm - Whatever ""] Okay - I agree - not staying for the whole show sucks - and yes, saying the vocals are god-like, and claiming youa re the best at any one given thing is inviting criticism. But so much criticism? Not so much. They are (or were) a decent band the last time I heard them, and back in the day (a year or two ago) Rich, Dave and Chip (Calise - no longer a band member), under a different name, had the utmost respect for all bands they played with (and a good many of them sucked) - and stuck around until the end of every show - and most of the bands they played with did not. And nobody tore an of those bands new assholes (or maybe they did and I never noticed). |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:38pm - Whatever ""] Doomkid - your tampon is so far up your ass - it's a wonder you can't eat it yourself. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:42pm - Doomkid ""] Whatever said:Doomkid - your tampon is so far up your ass - it's a wonder you can't eat it yourself. Zing? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:49pm - Sacreligion ""] Over-hyphen-ated zing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:50pm - Whatever ""] Whatever said:Doomkid - your tampon is so far up your ass - it's a wonder you can't eat it yourself. Zing? Little bit. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:52pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ok, so now that you have agreed with the major points that are being made fun of... Let me fill you in on something about RTTP. If something is funny (making Bova-isms in a Norris-isms sort of manner) than people will continue adding to the thread till it can't be funny anymore. ESPECIALLY if what the thread is about is inherently silly, or way over the top. So while you might not have seen similar "roastings" of other bands for seemingly identical offenses, it happens here because the stars aligned... and it was hilarious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wutteverrrrrr |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:07pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Hold on I got one. Jay-Z has now changed his alias from Jay Hova to Jay BOVA. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Desiree considers herself a prodigy, I consider her singing a failure on par with internet service provider Prodigy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:22pm - Sacreligion ""] B to the Izzo. V to the Izza. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:26pm - Sacreligion ""] He's shreddin his metal but he really should do pliés. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:34pm - Whatever ""] It's not roasting so much as.....you guys are like, well, I don't have anything as not funny as this to compare. Kind of sad...and geeky. Wait - let me over-hyphenate so Sacreligion has something to say - GOD (oh yep - I said GOD - and hyphenated) knows I don't want him to feel left out - what he says is so integral to every conversation. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:06pm - xgodzillax ""] someone is riding rich bovas dick, hard. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:11pm - whatever ""] Jun 18,2009 8:06pm - xgodzillax] someone is riding rich bovas dick, hard. Is it you ? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:12pm - whatever ""] Maybe xgodzillax is just jealous cuz nobody is sticking up for his sorry ass......and nothing he has is sticking up for itself.... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:14pm - xgodzillax ""] whatever said: Is it you ? no sir. i have no aspirations to be rich bova. kthxbi bova bova, darkside. bova bova, complete |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] xgodzillax kicks people in the face... thats called credibility in this business |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 9:02pm - Hoser ""] OMG I just listened. This is insane CRAP. HAHAHAHAHA, it's hilarious. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 9:50pm - archaeon ""] This just in, scientists have chosen to pay their respect to god know as Rich Bova, from the astounding band "Saints and Sinners", by renaming the Super Nova to the "Super Bova" because they are busting at the seems with heavy metal. \m/ |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:04pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] so here's the real question, if everyone on here is so stupid and childish.. why do you care? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:07pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] and if you'll notice i put these " " around roastings so that you would know it was sarcastic. Roasting usually implies that the people ridiculing are actually doing it in good fun, and that they really do appreciate the person being roasted... obviously not the case. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] This should be the new neverending thread of death. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:35pm - goatcatalyst ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 2:00am - PatMeebles ""] Oh god, if only I could be pregnant with Bova's spawn! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:57am - Yeti ""] Rich Bova plays with adamantium strings and uses dragon scales as picks. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 8:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] So should I be the first one to log out and post as "whatever" and making it sound as if I'm the original poster and start talking shit for hilarity's sake? Or does someone else want to start? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 9:22am - xmikex ""] like a champagne super bova in the sky |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:23pm - whatever ""] Sad....and a little bit funny - if you guys weren't talking about someone I know and like, I would probably find it funnier. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:35pm - whatever ""] ...but i don't find it funny because your all stupid hessians. I dare one of you "guitar players" to put a video up in this thread with you shredding anywhere CLOSE to my buddy Rich's skillz. So there, enough witless banter, the challenge has been set, let's see if any of you can really play. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:36pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] whatever said:Sad....and a little bit funny - if you guys weren't talking about someone I know and like, I would probably find it funnier. The problem isn't us, we're not friends with a self-absorbed chode who gets haircuts from Korn's barber. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:47pm - Doomkid ""] whatever said:...but i don't find it funny because your all stupid hessians. I dare one of you "guitar players" to put a video up in this thread with you shredding anywhere CLOSE to my buddy Rich's skillz. So there, enough witless banter, the challenge has been set, let's see if any of you can really play. I do hate having to repeat myself, but since you're mentally handicapped I'll indulge: The Arkham White > Saint to Sinner |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:49pm - xmikex ""] I'm posting this in both threads just because it took me that long to do it. [img] |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i do not agree with Bova Jordans lack of dunking skillz |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:52pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] He's actually Bova Steve Kerr, Jordan never appeared in NBA JAM |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:52pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] touche sir |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:54pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Although it'd be even better if he had Horace Grant goggles. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:00pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:06pm - arilliusbm ""] Fuck that shit. NBA Jam Tournament Edition had Hillary Clinton. Mother fucker dunked like there was no tomorrow. /end of discussion. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:10pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] DETLEF SCHREMPF IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:11pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] IT'S A SHRED OFF!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:29pm - whatever ""] Doomkid - you are a loser - you know you did that yourself. Seriously? You are King Dillhole. All hail you! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:42pm - whatever ""] I would never start a sentence like it was started above - it might be "having a period in his sweatpants" or whoever. But it's not classic me - you just wish you were. Doesn't take you bitches long to get off of subject at all! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 5:46pm - whatever ""] Doomkid - did you call me mentally challenged? Are you the 40 year old with the glasses, the fat guy with the Bruins shirt or the guy with the huge jizz mark on your chin? |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:18pm - metal_church101 ""] goatcatalyst said:[img] Ha!!!!! RTTP!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:31pm - whatever ""] So goatcatalyst is pregnant? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:39pm - whatever ""] metal church101........manboobs. Ew. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:41pm - metal_church101 ""] whatever said:metal church101........manboobs. Ew. Ha!! |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] RICH BOVA FOUNDED SPINNY 5 |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:57pm - whatever ""] I'm actually just a student, gathering data for my summer thesis. I appreciate the feedback. Be on the lookout for my link! Thanks! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 8:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:RICH BOVA FOUNDED SPINNY 5 mastamindz bitch |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 8:22pm - xmikex ""] BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:He's actually Bova Steve Kerr, Jordan never appeared in NBA JAM BJ Armstrong. Wrong skin color. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 8:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] xmikex said: BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said:He's actually Bova Steve Kerr, Jordan never appeared in NBA JAM BJ Armstrong. Wrong skin color. Thank you for reminding me that BJ Armstrong exists. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 9:03pm - mike_network ""] wow, totally worth the read. i want to get on guest vocals on their next effort |
| _________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 9:11pm - Doomkid ""] Actually, I'm the 25 year old with the glasses. And yes, since you can apparently read I guess I called you mentally challenged. And feel free to berate my and my bands looks, I'll say that I can't call StS a kettle there. That is irrelevant to my greater than statements. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 11:04pm - collegegrrrrl ""] Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 1:20am - metal_church101 ""] a paper on trolling? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 2:03am - the_reverend ""] Rowan, turn that frown into a mathematical formula to turn this thread in to atoms. |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 12:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] collegegrrrrl said:Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. I want to fuck your mouth. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 12:26pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] Write a paper? Do you find childish degenerative behavior THAT interesting? I know why it's funny (sometimes), but why would you write a thesis on it? What type of sociology do you major in? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 1:57pm - RyanPlegics ""] It's not on degenerative behavior. The thesis is on the greatness that is Bova. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 2:23pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] That bio is infinitely more hilarious now that "Rich Bova" means what it means to me. This man has helped me stave off suicide. O how lost I had been before I learned the way of Bova. Praise be to Bova, and may Bova be with you always and forever. He'll make love to you if you want him to. And he'll hold you tight baby, all through the night. And I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky, that I owe it all to Bova. Put that in your thesis: "Subjects, when confronted with the fact that they are, in fact, subjects of a college thesis, resort to New Jack Soul lyrics and mouth-fuckery. This points to an abnormally high level of endochromisimitude, due to the vaxillary gland expanding and contracting to the rhythm of shred. Simply stated, shred. In a word, shred." |
| __________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 2:35pm - rotivore ""] rhymes with a female body part.......Bova? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 2:41pm - PatMeebles ""] collegegrrrrl said:Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. Who's pissing and moaning? We're laughing at a cheap ripoff of Lacuna Coil. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 5:43pm - RyanPlegics ""] PatMeebles said: collegegrrrrl said:Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. Who's pissing and moaning? We're laughing at a cheap ripoff of Lacuna Coil. I just pissed. I don't remember moaning, but if I did, it was out of pure satisfaction. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 6:54pm - BlackoutRick ""] collegegrrrrl said:Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. I love how people come up with an established user name only for me to click it find out there's no information. No pic (obviously she's a duff), and no links. It's a glorified fucking anonymous poster. Wicked fuckin gay. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 7:16pm - metal_church101 ""] PatMeebles said: collegegrrrrl said:Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. Who's pissing and moaning? We're laughing at a cheap ripoff of Lacuna Coil. Ha!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 7:44pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 8:49pm - xgodzillax ""] i am led to believe that 'collegegrrrrl' is the 'vocal prodigy' and that is not relevant to my interests. in Bova we trust |
| __________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 8:52pm - archaeon ""] You just divided by zero |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 9:06pm - xgodzillax ""] lol |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 9:28pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] diarrhea_blumpkin said:[img] SUPER ULTIMATE WIN |
| __________________________________ [Jun 20,2009 9:37pm - dertoxia ""] you got applejacks in my cheerios |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 21,2009 5:46am - fucktard ""] BOVA VS CHIODOS FIGHT OR YOU ARE A PUSSY! |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 21,2009 2:32pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff ""] Chiodos vanished instantly when he looked directly into the vortex that is Bova's shreddin' hand. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 21,2009 9:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] xmikex said:I'm posting this in both threads just because it took me that long to do it. [img] hahahahahahhaha why didn't I see this before? Mike, have my manbabies. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 21,2009 10:11pm - diarrhea_blumpkin ""] im impressed with this one...its amazing |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 9:49am - metal_church101 ""] BlackoutRick said: collegegrrrrl said:Nobody willing to piss and moan now that they know I'm writing a thesis about their behavior? I have the man who hates breasts trying to "disprove my intelligence" on your other page.....but I noticced once a new target comes around, you people flock to it like flies on shit. I love how people come up with an established user name only for me to click it find out there's no information. No pic (obviously she's a duff), and no links. It's a glorified fucking anonymous poster. Wicked fuckin gay. In the words of Scott Crawford, "She's obviously a LINEBACKER" |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 11:12am - monster_island ""] AHAH i see your seven inch ibanez is as big as mine !!! [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 22,2009 11:45am - xgodzillax ""] bova is as bova does |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 9:39am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I've been too busy, so I haven't had time to read it, but I just got this message in my inbox from Saint to Sinner: Date: Jun 24, 2009 8:08 PM Subject: Bova Says Put This In Your Forum Body: So here it is, what you've all been waiting for. Finally the man himself comes to the forum to set it all straight.Yes ladies and gentlemen it is I the one the only the most talked about man on this thread for a one time only appearance. You love him you hate him you love to hate him, the immortal one known better as Rich Bova. Now lets go back a few weeks to when this all started. I guess there were a few Rhode Island Grindcore Death Metal bands who for whatever reason started bashing the band I'm in which is Saint to Sinner. We're Hard Rock/Metal not anything even close to Grindcore or Death Metal so I can understand why these bands can't comprehend what we do and that's fine I don't expect them to. Now I guess someone from somewhere in this local Grindcore "scene" sought ought my personal my space page, saw my arrogant as hell headline of "it's not bragging if you truly are the best" and that's when the Bova bash fest began from endless pages of comments to my face plastered on just about everything in almost every possible scenario. Now no one doing this actually knows me and to be perfectly honest if I saw that headline I would think the exact same thing such as what a fuckin tool this guy is. However if you did know me you would understand why its there and why its really funny rather than completely self absorbed. Now in explaining this comment am I at all backpedaling ? Hell no, I am so much better than any one of you shit talkers out there. (by the way its only about 5 people doing the bashing so anything negative is directed there way and I don't mean to catch anyone else in the crossfire) Moving on.....by better I mean my playing is better ,my band is better, anything having to do with music is better, my job is better ,my house is bigger and better, my car is faster and better ,I'm clearly better looking, my dick is well its about average but god dam it works better. My balls on the other hand...large in charge and all around better. Here I go getting ahead of things so lets just stick to music. Since the word better is pretty subjective lets replace it with the phrase more talented. Yes, that works. I'm so much more talented than you not even up for debate. Now back to the headline. Since the original headline caused such a uprising I will give you the peons a chance to change it since everything I do I do for you and its not really my space its your space. Now some of you are not that bright so I can't trust you to write one so here are your choices. 1. Rich Bova the guitar heroes guitar hero 2. Rich Bova the only thing bigger than his ego are his balls 3.Rich Bova the most hated man by shitty Rhode Island Grindcore bands. Ok time to vote peons its all up to you remember every vote counts and on July 6 one month after the legendary KC's show the new headline will be unveiled. (By the way The Unveiling is the title of the new Saint to Sinner CD on sale and downloadable soon) Now to everything that is being said about myself and the band.... I love it , its the greatest thing ever. You peons have elevated me to true rock star status and deservedly so. Some comments are really smart and funny, some are just third grade ramblings and some just make you look ignorant. Anyone reading them can tell which is which so threes no need to get into that. Now what Bova really wants (uh oh a third person reference ,wow I'm such a dusuhebag) Anyway what I really want is more Photoshop I can't get enough of it. Put my face everywhere, have me doing everything.Think outside the box. So far they are good but I know there is better in you. Let me help you out. The Jesus stuff is great but go bigger. Have me parting the waters between Narragansett and Block Island. Have me hold the Ten Guitar Commandments (actually mine would go to eleven). Have them say things like"Thou shall speedily solo at every moment possible" and "Thou shall add another string to the masters guitar rather than tune down".See, I just gave you two only nine more to go. Work with me peons we can do this together.let me turn your Epiphone Les Paul copy into a vintage 65 sunburst. Allow me to turn your nightly dinner of Ramien noodles into an endless supply of healthier heartier Chunky soup . Wait, I got it, you peons need to recreate the last supper. Obviously I'm at the head of the table and here are my apostles. Hendrix, Page, Moore ,McAlpine,Gilbert ,Loomis,Malmsteen,Michael Angelo (the guitar player not painter) Vai, Satriani, Vaughn and Petrucci.(that was for youTolias) Now ask yourself why didn't I think of that? It's easy I'm also more creative than you. Hey don't stop now. There are plenty of other religions . My face on the Buddha would be classic.I could author the Koran.I want to throw lightning bolts at Athens. Switch it up and put me in a Spider man outfit swinging across Providence Place.Try to stay away from the superman stuff . That's been way overdone by the most NBA players. Try putting my face on Iron Mans body. look its "Bovaman" Even better, put my face on Dr. Manhattans body , turn the big blue dick into a 7 string and have me pissing on the local Grindcore scene since that is what I do best. Come on I can't think of everything , well I could but what fun would that be. Once again I love the Photoshop just whatever you do do it well. Now for the guys talking stupid shit (not the smart shit, just the stupid shit) I know your trying to egg me on but its just not working. I can't be mad at you. Look you can't get mad at a severely retarded kid for playing with his own shit. Why...because he's severely retarded and that's all he can offer to the world so all you can do is give him a helmet wipe his ass change his diaper and wait for the next shit storm. Its ok my Simple Jack bands, you just ma ma ma make me want to start a telethon for you Or as I choose to say, a Bovathon. Contrary to some of the things that have been said in my defense by people I don't even know (By the way thanks " whatever" nice job in making the dumb look even dumber) I don't think your jealous or envious of me or the band. I don't think your smart enough to be jealous.Follow me on this, if you hate the Lakers you probably despise Kobe but you can't deny most of the time he's the most talented guy on the floor. See we are as I said before a Hard Rock/Metal band I know you guys are just the heaviest of anything created I mean your really heavy wow are you heavy. I can't believe how heavy that out of tune chugging is I mean its just so heavy. The heaviest of heavy is no question you. Really now those three chords you play over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again are just so heavy in a way that heavy can't even begin to describe .I would direct others to your sites I'm afraid that but your heaviness would be to overwhelming for anyone who isn't as heavy as you. Wait no one is as heavy as you. God you are just so fuckin heavy. Its not just heavy its H.E.A.V.Y heavy that's how heavy it is. There is no way that more mainstream band like Saint to Sinner is in the sane league as you. Actually lets talk mainstream for a moment. Just because your" singer" screams it does not make you Lamb of god who are now pretty mainstream. When you change your name from Burn the Priest to Lamb of god because you know a major label would not go near the original name that's an attempt at mainstream. When your latest CD hits billboard at no1 that's mainstream. If you don't think sort of heavy bands like Lamb of god Slipknot and All that remains have made conscious efforts to target a mainstream audience you have no idea what the music industry is really like. Why would you, your still living with your mom and second step dad and will never go any further than playing your really heavy out of tune e chord at the local kegger. For the stupid guitar player I know this went right by you so I'll be a little more direct. I just insinuated your mothers a whore. For the stupid guitarists bass player it's pronounced in-sin-u-8-ed which means referred to . Referred means......never mind I know your way lost by this point. So peons that is your lesson in mainstream. Now before the retarded shit storm starts let me clear this up . I know we are not like any of those bands, I never said we were I'm just illustrating ........sorry making a point. By the way all those bands have really great guitarists. I like call their style Bovaesque. Now go tell Jamie Jasta he's a pussy for selling out to Universal records. Wait a minute Idea # 4 for the headline contest, Rich Bova not heavier just better and more talented.Have you guys noticed that no "better" band or "better" guitarist (by this better I better than you and right up there Rich Bova and Saint to sinner) have started bashing us? Its because they don't have to. They are good and confident in what they do. After a set when I shake their hands and say nice job I mean it. When they do the same to me they mean it. When we all ignore you we mean it. As I said earlier this will be my one and only thread since I have no interest in going back and forth with irrelevant bands and I have a job a life and actually get to practice once in a while. If you made it this far I hope this was somewhat entertaining for you. If you end up checking out Saint to Sinner or Rich Bova because of all that has been talked about that's a very cool thing. If you think you came across a great new band in the process even better. If you hate it thanks for at least checking it out. To all the talkers and photoshopers keep doing what your doing just make it good. Finally to the one guy who literally wants to fight us are you like ten years old. Do you want to rumble behind the seven eleven. Did you actually say your in a crew. Now this guy really is a tool. Listen Pony boy it's not the smartest thing to call out someone who you have no idea of what there like or capable of. Still, if you feel like a tough guy making fun of a girl singer go for it because she has more talent and heart than you could possibly imagine and along with myself could really care less. ( careless is by the way song 2 on the CD The Unveiling which again will be out soon) And that ladies and gentlemen and peons has been the word of Bova. Now go forth and do my bidding remember more Photoshop less retarded shit but whatever you do don't stop talking about Rhode Islands own Saint to Sinner. Your buddy, Rich Bova |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 10:02am - arilliusbm ""] hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 10:23am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] Well, that was underwhelming. I read the first few paragraphs and couldn't make it through the rest. I want that minute of my life back. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 10:25am - Doomkid ""] I reaaaally can't tell if this is a joke or not. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 10:27am - MikeofDecrepitude ""] In the end, it's all a big joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 10:33am - arilliusbm ""] I think it was an attempt at making humor out of the matter, all while trying to establish a truce of sorts. One thing is clear and that if this is indeed a message from the god himself, he clearly still thinks he has the best guitar abilities on the east coast. Hey, at least he has a sense of humor. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2009 10:41am - Yeti ""] yeah thats definitely a way to say "i still think i'm the best but i'm making light of that forum so people will see me as the bigger man". Bova bova Bova bova bova bova Bova bova |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:17am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] I'm shocked. Hey Jim(ARIL)- You think he's trying to "Establish a truce of sorts"? I think you're giving him too much credit in assuming he has the same cynical humor most posters here have. I think if that WAS real, he was just reaffirming the fact that he is in fact MUCH better at guitar than anyone here, and that all of our bands are jokes. What a dick. In trying to call us closed minded for not liking his music (because it's not heavy enough he says), he really proves that he has no idea what kind of people post here, and that he's just working on stereotypes. Everyone on here listens to music much less heavy than his band, the only thing is the music has to be GOOD! And now that we've gotten this far, I actually listened to "S2S". What a joke. Definitely not bad guitar playing, but not amazing. How does a band like this get such big egos? On that note, I LOVE how if you play heavier music than a band they assume you don't like them because your some sort of brutal-elite. Idiots. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:20am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i think its high time this band gets kicked back to obscurity. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:22am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] No offense to everyone here, because there's always exceptions... but I've known a LOT of delusional Providence bands.. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:23am - Murph ""] xmikex said:like a champagne super bova in the sky This made my day. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:24am - arilliusbm ""] Yea, looking back at it (I skimmed through it) you're right Jimboar. The only sense I got from a "truce" was his tone. It reads like a joke, but I can't tell if he is being sarcastic are really does have an ego. He sure could have used the sarcasm meter in that rant. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:25am - arilliusbm ""] and Murph, xmikex plagerized that phrase from me. where's my money, bitch? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:25am - Murph ""] arilliusbm said:and Murph, xmikex plagerized that phrase from me. where's my money, bitch? Oh snap. I'd tell you where your money is, but we both know Bova's got it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:26am - arilliusbm ""] With his better house, better job, better guitar and better life? Yea, he's got money. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:27am - FuckIsMySignature ""] dont forget better dick and balls |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:28am - metal_church101 ""] Bova: "My balls are large and in charge" LULZ |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:28am - xmikex ""] 1. I had originally planned to do the Bovoidos photoshop and I feel like a chump for getting beaten to it. 2. Rich Bova is so epic that the only time he posts on the internet is to dictate the Ramayana of self obsession (2,013 words). 3. I'm really curious to know which one of the Photoshops Rich likes best. If it's not one of mine I'll be forced to commit seppuku. 4. For a guy with lightning bolts in his veins, and fretting fingers that make the Shiva cry with envy, he's got a pretty pedestrian sense of humor. That and I already beat him to the Guitar Hero reference. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:31am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ... and for someone who has THAT bio to truly not know why he's being made fun of... |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:31am - xmikex ""] arilliusbm said:and Murph, xmikex plagerized that phrase from me. where's my money, bitch? You made the Oasis reference, and I just put the pieces together. Or maybe I'm wrong and Gary Payton really has 8966 career plagiarisms. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:33am - xmikex ""] BoarcorpseJimbo said:... and for someone who has THAT bio to truly not know why he's being made fun of... Ummm he knows exactly why.... jealousy. Heart wrenching jealousy and envy that none of us will ever accomplish what his band has. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 11:56am - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] right! lol |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:00pm - RustyPS ""] I'm jealous of his balls |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:05pm - arilliusbm ""] "If you don't think sort of heavy bands like Lamb of god Slipknot and All that remains have made conscious efforts to target a mainstream audience you have no idea what the music industry is really like." I REPEAT " If you don't think sort of heavy bands like Lamb of god Slipknot and All that remains have made conscious efforts to target a mainstream audience you have no idea what the music industry is really like." |
| __________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:07pm - RustyPS ""] yea, in all serious, I didn't understand where that part about mainstream came from |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:33pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I've been too busy, so I haven't had time to read it, but I just got this message in my inbox from Saint to Sinner: Date: Jun 24, 2009 8:08 PM Subject: Bova Says Put This In Your Forum Body: HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS Fixed |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:42pm - goatcatalyst ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:47pm - goatcatalyst ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: Bova Says I could author the Koran. PS I hope a Muslim kills you. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:57pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] Jim/rusty- Haha, yeah. As if the reason we make fun of his band/him is because they're doing so well with the mainstream. Like I said, people can't accept that the music they play is silly and laughable so they create other reasons why people don't like it |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2009 12:59pm - Yeti ""] but Bova says.. dance Bova dance Bova dance |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 1:01pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] you got that wrong. I believe it's: Dance bova bova dance bova bova dance bova (repeat) |
| ________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 1:18pm - xmikex ""] Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Bova Bova Start |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 2:01pm - PatMeebles ""] I actually read that whole thing. Does he still not get that his band is nothing but a cheap, shitty ripoff of Lacuna Coil? Jesus, I'd rather listen to BrOkEnCyDe. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 2:14pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] I totally agree.... and i was into Lacuna Coil's album "In a Reverie", but i still can't stand S2S. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 2:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] LAMBOFGODSLIPKNOTALLTHATREMAINS |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 2:49pm - pam ""] Omg I keep trying to read that and my eyes are crossing. Can someone summarize? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 2:58pm - pam ""] Thought I'd be helpful and break up the paragraph. menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I've been too busy, so I haven't had time to read it, but I just got this message in my inbox from Saint to Sinner: Date: Jun 24, 2009 8:08 PM Subject: Bova Says Put This In Your Forum Body: So here it is, what you've all been waiting for. Finally the man himself comes to the forum to set it all straight.Yes ladies and gentlemen it is I the one the only the most talked about man on this thread for a one time only appearance. You love him you hate him you love to hate him, the immortal one known better as Rich Bova. Now lets go back a few weeks to when this all started. I guess there were a few Rhode Island Grindcore Death Metal bands who for whatever reason started bashing the band I'm in which is Saint to Sinner. We're Hard Rock/Metal not anything even close to Grindcore or Death Metal so I can understand why these bands can't comprehend what we do and that's fine I don't expect them to. Now I guess someone from somewhere in this local Grindcore "scene" sought ought my personal my space page, saw my arrogant as hell headline of "it's not bragging if you truly are the best" and that's when the Bova bash fest began from endless pages of comments to my face plastered on just about everything in almost every possible scenario. Now no one doing this actually knows me and to be perfectly honest if I saw that headline I would think the exact same thing such as what a fuckin tool this guy is. However if you did know me you would understand why its there and why its really funny rather than completely self absorbed. Now in explaining this comment am I at all backpedaling ? Hell no, I am so much better than any one of you shit talkers out there. (by the way its only about 5 people doing the bashing so anything negative is directed there way and I don't mean to catch anyone else in the crossfire) Moving on.....by better I mean my playing is better ,my band is better, anything having to do with music is better, my job is better ,my house is bigger and better, my car is faster and better ,I'm clearly better looking, my dick is well its about average but god dam it works better. My balls on the other hand...large in charge and all around better. Here I go getting ahead of things so lets just stick to music. Since the word better is pretty subjective lets replace it with the phrase more talented. Yes, that works. I'm so much more talented than you not even up for debate. Now back to the headline. Since the original headline caused such a uprising I will give you the peons a chance to change it since everything I do I do for you and its not really my space its your space. Now some of you are not that bright so I can't trust you to write one so here are your choices. 1. Rich Bova the guitar heroes guitar hero 2. Rich Bova the only thing bigger than his ego are his balls 3.Rich Bova the most hated man by shitty Rhode Island Grindcore bands. Ok time to vote peons its all up to you remember every vote counts and on July 6 one month after the legendary KC's show the new headline will be unveiled. (By the way The Unveiling is the title of the new Saint to Sinner CD on sale and downloadable soon) Now to everything that is being said about myself and the band.... I love it , its the greatest thing ever. You peons have elevated me to true rock star status and deservedly so. Some comments are really smart and funny, some are just third grade ramblings and some just make you look ignorant. Anyone reading them can tell which is which so threes no need to get into that. Now what Bova really wants (uh oh a third person reference ,wow I'm such a dusuhebag) Anyway what I really want is more Photoshop I can't get enough of it. Put my face everywhere, have me doing everything.Think outside the box. So far they are good but I know there is better in you. Let me help you out. The Jesus stuff is great but go bigger. Have me parting the waters between Narragansett and Block Island. Have me hold the Ten Guitar Commandments (actually mine would go to eleven). Have them say things like"Thou shall speedily solo at every moment possible" and "Thou shall add another string to the masters guitar rather than tune down".See, I just gave you two only nine more to go. Work with me peons we can do this together.let me turn your Epiphone Les Paul copy into a vintage 65 sunburst. Allow me to turn your nightly dinner of Ramien noodles into an endless supply of healthier heartier Chunky soup . Wait, I got it, you peons need to recreate the last supper. Obviously I'm at the head of the table and here are my apostles. Hendrix, Page, Moore ,McAlpine,Gilbert ,Loomis,Malmsteen,Michael Angelo (the guitar player not painter) Vai, Satriani, Vaughn and Petrucci.(that was for youTolias) Now ask yourself why didn't I think of that? It's easy I'm also more creative than you. Hey don't stop now. There are plenty of other religions . My face on the Buddha would be classic.I could author the Koran.I want to throw lightning bolts at Athens. Switch it up and put me in a Spider man outfit swinging across Providence Place. ...this is where I stopped reading. You should too. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:00pm - boblovesmusic ""] still hurts my eyes to read that haha |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:01pm - arilliusbm ""] My question is, why didn't he post it himself? Is he afraid we'll get his IP address? |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:01pm - pam ""] I read it in the reply box. It was easier but no less painful I assure you. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:02pm - PatMeebles ""] 1) It is I, trying to disarm the humorists by acting godlike myself 2) My dick is average, but my balls are HUGE 3) Everyone who doesn't like us only listens to grindcore and plays out of tune. 4) I play guitar better than all of you 5) Because you don't like us means you don't know anything about mainstream music and only listen to shitty grindcore. 6) I have a huge house and car and my braids are better looking than you 7) I like photoshops that make me feel better about myself 8) You're all peons or something And some other silly rantings |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:02pm - pam ""] arilliusbm said:My question is, why didn't he post it himself? Is he afraid we'll get his IP address? Well that would mean he'd have to interact directly with the peons. Bova don't play that. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:03pm - pam ""] Thanks, Pat. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:04pm - arilliusbm ""] Gotta love how we're "peons." First we were "pawns" in a social experiment, now we're "peons" in the eyes of an obvious higher being.. what are we next? Poons? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:05pm - PatMeebles ""] No problem. I had nothing better to do so I forced my way through it. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:07pm - pam ""] He looks like a terrorist, maybe infidels? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:20pm - Yeti ""] what a fool. you can't dictate your own photoshopping, that robs it of its nature. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] THEN, when we had got down to the sea shore we drew our ship into the water and got her mast and sails into her; we also put the sheep on board and took our places, weeping and in great distress of mind. Circe, that great and cunning goddess, sent us a fair wind that blew dead aft and stayed steadily with us keeping our sails all the time well filled; so we did whatever wanted doing to the ship's gear and let her go as the wind and helmsman headed her. All day long her sails were full as she held her course over the sea, but when the sun went down and darkness was over all the earth, we got into the deep waters of the river Oceanus, where lie the land and city of the Cimmerians who live enshrouded in mist and darkness which the rays of the sun never pierce neither at his rising nor as he goes down again out of the heavens, but the poor wretches live in one long melancholy night. When we got there we beached the ship, took the sheep out of her, and went along by the waters of Oceanus till we came to the place of which Circe had told us. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Here Perimedes and Eurylochus held the victims, while I drew my sword and dug the trench a cubit each way. I made a drink-offering to all the dead, first with honey and milk, then with wine, and thirdly with water, and I sprinkled white barley meal over the whole, praying earnestly to the poor feckless ghosts, and promising them that when I got back to Ithaca I would sacrifice a barren heifer for them, the best I had, and would load the pyre with good things. I also particularly promised that Teiresias should have a black sheep to himself, the best in all my flocks. When I had prayed sufficiently to the dead, I cut the throats of the two sheep and let the blood run into the trench, whereon the ghosts came trooping up from Erebus- brides, young bachelors, old men worn out with toil, maids who had been crossed in love, and brave men who had been killed in battle, with their armour still smirched with blood; they came from every quarter and flitted round the trench with a strange kind of screaming sound that made me turn pale with fear. When I saw them coming I told the men to be quick and flay the carcasses of the two dead sheep and make burnt offerings of them, and at the same time to repeat prayers to Hades and to Proserpine; but I sat where I was with my sword drawn and would not let the poor feckless ghosts come near the blood till Teiresias should have answered my questions. "The first ghost 'that came was that of my comrade Elpenor, for he had not yet been laid beneath the earth. We had left his body unwaked and unburied in Circe's house, for we had had too much else to do. I was very sorry for him, and cried when I saw him: 'Elpenor,' said I, 'how did you come down here into this gloom and darkness? You have here on foot quicker than I have with my ship.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Sir,' he answered with a groan, 'it was all bad luck, and my own unspeakable drunkenness. I was lying asleep on the top of Circe's house, and never thought of coming down again by the great staircase but fell right off the roof and broke my neck, so my soul down to the house of Hades. And now I beseech you by all those whom you have left behind you, though they are not here, by your wife, by the father who brought you up when you were a child, and by Telemachus who is the one hope of your house, do what I shall now ask you. I know that when you leave this limbo you will again hold your ship for the Aeaean island. Do not go thence leaving me unwaked and unburied behind you, or I may bring heaven's anger upon you; but burn me with whatever armour I have, build a barrow for me on the sea shore, that may tell people in days to come what a poor unlucky fellow I was, and plant over my grave the oar I used to row with when I was yet alive and with my messmates.' And I said, 'My poor fellow, I will do all that you have asked of me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Thus, then, did we sit and hold sad talk with one another, I on the one side of the trench with my sword held over the blood, and the ghost of my comrade saying all this to me from the other side. Then came the ghost of my dead mother Anticlea, daughter to Autolycus. I had left her alive when I set out for Troy and was moved to tears when I saw her, but even so, for all my sorrow I would not let her come near the blood till I had asked my questions of Teiresias. "Then came also the ghost of Theban Teiresias, with his golden sceptre in his hand. He knew me and said, 'Ulysses, noble son of Laertes, why, poor man, have you left the light of day and come down to visit the dead in this sad place? Stand back from the trench and withdraw your sword that I may drink of the blood and answer your questions truly.' "So I drew back, and sheathed my sword, whereon when he had drank of the blood he began with his prophecy.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "You want to know,' said he, 'about your return home, but heaven will make this hard for you. I do not think that you will escape the eye of Neptune, who still nurses his bitter grudge against you for having blinded his son. Still, after much suffering you may get home if you can restrain yourself and your companions when your ship reaches the Thrinacian island, where you will find the sheep and cattle belonging to the sun, who sees and gives ear to everything. If you leave these flocks unharmed and think of nothing but of getting home, you may yet after much hardship reach Ithaca; but if you harm them, then I forewarn you of the destruction both of your ship and of your men. Even though you may yourself escape, you will return in bad plight after losing all your men, [in another man's ship, and you will find trouble in your house, which will be overrun by high-handed people, who are devouring your substance under the pretext of paying court and making presents to your wife.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'When you get home you will take your revenge on these suitors; and after you have killed them by force or fraud in your own house, you must take a well-made oar and carry it on and on, till you come to a country where the people have never heard of the sea and do not even mix salt with their food, nor do they know anything about ships, and oars that are as the wings of a ship. I will give you this certain token which cannot escape your notice. A wayfarer will meet you and will say it must be a winnowing shovel that you have got upon your shoulder; on this you must fix the oar in the ground and sacrifice a ram, a bull, and a boar to Neptune. Then go home and offer hecatombs to an the gods in heaven one after the other. As for yourself, death shall come to you from the sea, and your life shall ebb away very gently when you are full of years and peace of mind, and your people shall bless you. All that I have said will come true].'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'This,' I answered, 'must be as it may please heaven, but tell me and tell me and tell me true, I see my poor mother's ghost close by us; she is sitting by the blood without saying a word, and though I am her own son she does not remember me and speak to me; tell me, Sir, how I can make her know me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'That,' said he, 'I can soon do Any ghost that you let taste of the blood will talk with you like a reasonable being, but if you do not let them have any blood they will go away again.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "On this the ghost of Teiresias went back to the house of Hades, for his prophecyings had now been spoken, but I sat still where I was until my mother came up and tasted the blood. Then she knew me at once and spoke fondly to me, saying, 'My son, how did you come down to this abode of darkness while you are still alive? It is a hard thing for the living to see these places, for between us and them there are great and terrible waters, and there is Oceanus, which no man can cross on foot, but he must have a good ship to take him. Are you all this time trying to find your way home from Troy, and have you never yet got back to Ithaca nor seen your wife in your own house?' "'Mother,' said I, 'I was forced to come here to consult the ghost of the Theban prophet Teiresias. I have never yet been near the Achaean land nor set foot on my native country, and I have had nothing but one long series of misfortunes from the very first day that I set out with Agamemnon for Ilius, the land of noble steeds, to fight the Trojans. But tell me, and tell me true, in what way did you die? Did you have a long illness, or did heaven vouchsafe you a gentle easy passage to eternity? Tell me also about my father, and the son whom I left behind me; is my property still in their hands, or has some one else got hold of it, who thinks that I shall not return to claim it? Tell me again what my wife intends doing, and in what mind she is; does she live with my son and guard my estate securely, or has she made the best match she could and married again?'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "My mother answered, 'Your wife still remains in your house, but she is in great distress of mind and spends her whole time in tears both night and day. No one as yet has got possession of your fine property, and Telemachus still holds your lands undisturbed. He has to entertain largely, as of course he must, considering his position as a magistrate, and how every one invites him; your father remains at his old place in the country and never goes near the town. He has no comfortable bed nor bedding; in the winter he sleeps on the floor in front of the fire with the men and goes about all in rags, but in summer, when the warm weather comes on again, he lies out in the vineyard on a bed of vine leaves thrown anyhow upon the ground. He grieves continually about your never having come home, and suffers more and more as he grows older. As for my own end it was in this wise: heaven did not take me swiftly and painlessly in my own house, nor was I attacked by any illness such as those that generally wear people out and kill them, but my longing to know what you were doing and the force of my affection for you- this it was that was the death of me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I tried to find some way of embracing my mother's ghost. Thrice I sprang towards her and tried to clasp her in my arms, but each time she flitted from my embrace as it were a dream or phantom, and being touched to the quick I said to her, 'Mother, why do you not stay still when I would embrace you? If we could throw our arms around one another we might find sad comfort in the sharing of our sorrows even in the house of Hades; does Proserpine want to lay a still further load of grief upon me by mocking me with a phantom only?'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'My son,' she answered, 'most ill-fated of all mankind, it is not Proserpine that is beguiling you, but all people are like this when they are dead. The sinews no longer hold the flesh and bones together; these perish in the fierceness of consuming fire as soon as life has left the body, and the soul flits away as though it were a dream. Now, however, go back to the light of day as soon as you can, and note all these things that you may tell them to your wife hereafter.' "Thus did we converse, and anon Proserpine sent up the ghosts of the wives and daughters of all the most famous men. They gathered in crowds about the blood, and I considered how I might question them severally. In the end I deemed that it would be best to draw the keen blade that hung by my sturdy thigh, and keep them from all drinking the blood at once. So they came up one after the other, and each one as I questioned her told me her race and lineage.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "The first I saw was Tyro. She was daughter of Salmoneus and wife of Cretheus the son of Aeolus. She fell in love with the river Enipeus who is much the most beautiful river in the whole world. Once when she was taking a walk by his side as usual, Neptune, disguised as her lover, lay with her at the mouth of the river, and a huge blue wave arched itself like a mountain over them to hide both woman and god, whereon he loosed her virgin girdle and laid her in a deep slumber. When the god had accomplished the deed of love, he took her hand in his own and said, 'Tyro, rejoice in all good will; the embraces of the gods are not fruitless, and you will have fine twins about this time twelve months. Take great care of them. I am Neptune, so now go home, but hold your tongue and do not tell any one.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then he dived under the sea, and she in due course bore Pelias and Neleus, who both of them served Jove with all their might. Pelias was a great breeder of sheep and lived in Iolcus, but the other lived in Pylos. The rest of her children were by Cretheus, namely, Aeson, Pheres, and Amythaon, who was a mighty warrior and charioteer. "Next to her I saw Antiope, daughter to Asopus, who could boast of having slept in the arms of even Jove himself, and who bore him two sons Amphion and Zethus. These founded Thebes with its seven gates, and built a wall all round it; for strong though they were they could not hold Thebes till they had walled it. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I saw Alcmena, the wife of Amphitryon, who also bore to Jove indomitable Hercules; and Megara who was daughter to great King Creon, and married the redoubtable son of Amphitryon. "I also saw fair Epicaste mother of king OEdipodes whose awful lot it was to marry her own son without suspecting it. He married her after having killed his father, but the gods proclaimed the whole story to the world; whereon he remained king of Thebes, in great grief for the spite the gods had borne him; but Epicaste went to the house of the mighty jailor Hades, having hanged herself for grief, and the avenging spirits haunted him as for an outraged mother- to his ruing bitterly thereafter. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I saw Chloris, whom Neleus married for her beauty, having given priceless presents for her. She was youngest daughter to Amphion son of Iasus and king of Minyan Orchomenus, and was Queen in Pylos. She bore Nestor, Chromius, and Periclymenus, and she also bore that marvellously lovely woman Pero, who was wooed by all the country round; but Neleus would only give her to him who should raid the cattle of Iphicles from the grazing grounds of Phylace, and this was a hard task. The only man who would undertake to raid them was a certain excellent seer, but the will of heaven was against him, for the rangers of the cattle caught him and put him in prison; nevertheless when a full year had passed and the same season came round again, Iphicles set him at liberty, after he had expounded all the oracles of heaven. Thus, then, was the will of Jove accomplished. "And I saw Leda the wife of Tyndarus, who bore him two famous sons, Castor breaker of horses, and Pollux the mighty boxer. Both these heroes are lying under the earth, though they are still alive, for by a special dispensation of Jove, they die and come to life again, each one of them every other day throughout all time, and they have the rank of gods. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "After her I saw Iphimedeia wife of Aloeus who boasted the embrace of Neptune. She bore two sons Otus and Ephialtes, but both were short lived. They were the finest children that were ever born in this world, and the best looking, Orion only excepted; for at nine years old they were nine fathoms high, and measured nine cubits round the chest. They threatened to make war with the gods in Olympus, and tried to set Mount Ossa on the top of Mount Olympus, and Mount Pelion on the top of Ossa, that they might scale heaven itself, and they would have done it too if they had been grown up, but Apollo, son of Leto, killed both of them, before they had got so much as a sign of hair upon their cheeks or chin. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I saw Phaedra, and Procris, and fair Ariadne daughter of the magician Minos, whom Theseus was carrying off from Crete to Athens, but he did not enjoy her, for before he could do so Diana killed her in the island of Dia on account of what Bacchus had said against her. "I also saw Maera and Clymene and hateful Eriphyle, who sold her own husband for gold. But it would take me all night if I were to name every single one of the wives and daughters of heroes whom I saw, and it is time for me to go to bed, either on board ship with my crew, or here. As for my escort, heaven and yourselves will see to it." Here he ended, and the guests sat all of them enthralled and speechless throughout the covered cloister. Then Arete said to them: "What do you think of this man, O Phaecians? Is he not tall and good looking, and is he not Clever? True, he is my own guest, but all of you share in the distinction. Do not he a hurry to send him away, nor niggardly in the presents you make to one who is in such great need, for heaven has blessed all of you with great abundance." Then spoke the aged hero Echeneus who was one of the oldest men among them, "My friends," said he, "what our august queen has just said to us is both reasonable and to the purpose, therefore be persuaded by it; but the decision whether in word or deed rests ultimately with King Alcinous." BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "The thing shall be done," exclaimed Alcinous, "as surely as I still live and reign over the Phaeacians. Our guest is indeed very anxious to get home, still we must persuade him to remain with us until to-morrow, by which time I shall be able to get together the whole sum that I mean to give him. As regards- his escort it will be a matter for you all, and mine above all others as the chief person among you." And Ulysses answered, "King Alcinous, if you were to bid me to stay here for a whole twelve months, and then speed me on my way, loaded with your noble gifts, I should obey you gladly and it would redound greatly to my advantage, for I should return fuller-handed to my own people, and should thus be more respected and beloved by all who see me when I get back to Ithaca." BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Ulysses," replied Alcinous, "not one of us who sees you has any idea that you are a charlatan or a swindler. I know there are many people going about who tell such plausible stories that it is very hard to see through them, but there is a style about your language which assures me of your good disposition. Moreover you have told the story of your own misfortunes, and those of the Argives, as though you were a practised bard; but tell me, and tell me true, whether you saw any of the mighty heroes who went to Troy at the same time with yourself, and perished there. The evenings are still at their longest, and it is not yet bed time- go on, therefore, with your divine story, for I could stay here listening till to-morrow morning, so long as you will continue to tell us of your adventures." "Alcinous," answered Ulysses, "there is a time for making speeches, and a time for going to bed; nevertheless, since you so desire, I will not refrain from telling you the still sadder tale of those of my comrades who did not fall fighting with the Trojans, but perished on their return, through the treachery of a wicked woman. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "When Proserpine had dismissed the female ghosts in all directions, the ghost of Agamemnon son of Atreus came sadly up tome, surrounded by those who had perished with him in the house of Aegisthus. As soon as he had tasted the blood he knew me, and weeping bitterly stretched out his arms towards me to embrace me; but he had no strength nor substance any more, and I too wept and pitied him as I beheld him. 'How did you come by your death,' said I, 'King Agamemnon? Did Neptune raise his winds and waves against you when you were at sea, or did your enemies make an end of you on the mainland when you were cattle-lifting or sheep-stealing, or while they were fighting in defence of their wives and city?' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Ulysses,' he answered, 'noble son of Laertes, was not lost at sea in any storm of Neptune's raising, nor did my foes despatch me upon the mainland, but Aegisthus and my wicked wife were the death of me between them. He asked me to his house, feasted me, and then butchered me most miserably as though I were a fat beast in a slaughter house, while all around me my comrades were slain like sheep or pigs for the wedding breakfast, or picnic, or gorgeous banquet of some great nobleman. You must have seen numbers of men killed either in a general engagement, or in single combat, but you never saw anything so truly pitiable as the way in which we fell in that cloister, with the mixing-bowl and the loaded tables lying all about, and the ground reeking with our-blood. I heard Priam's daughter Cassandra scream as Clytemnestra killed her close beside me. I lay dying upon the earth with the sword in my body, and raised my hands to kill the slut of a murderess, but she slipped away from me; she would not even close my lips nor my eyes when I was dying, for there is nothing in this world so cruel and so shameless as a woman when she has fallen into such guilt as hers was. Fancy murdering her own husband! I thought I was going to be welcomed home by my children and my servants, but her abominable crime has brought disgrace on herself and all women who shall come after- even on the good ones.' "And I said, 'In truth Jove has hated the house of Atreus from first to last in the matter of their women's counsels. See how many of us fell for Helen's sake, and now it seems that Clytemnestra hatched mischief against too during your absence.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Be sure, therefore,' continued Agamemnon, 'and not be too friendly even with your own wife. Do not tell her all that you know perfectly well yourself. Tell her a part only, and keep your own counsel about the rest. Not that your wife, Ulysses, is likely to murder you, for Penelope is a very admirable woman, and has an excellent nature. We left her a young bride with an infant at her breast when we set out for Troy. This child no doubt is now grown up happily to man's estate, and he and his father will have a joyful meeting and embrace one another as it is right they should do, whereas my wicked wife did not even allow me the happiness of looking upon my son, but killed me ere I could do so. Furthermore I say- and lay my saying to your heart- do not tell people when you are bringing your ship to Ithaca, but steal a march upon them, for after all this there is no trusting women. But now tell me, and tell me true, can you give me any news of my son Orestes? Is he in Orchomenus, or at Pylos, or is he at Sparta with Menelaus- for I presume that he is still living.' "And I said, 'Agamemnon, why do you ask me? I do not know whether your son is alive or dead, and it is not right to talk when one does not know.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "As we two sat weeping and talking thus sadly with one another the ghost of Achilles came up to us with Patroclus, Antilochus, and Ajax who was the finest and goodliest man of all the Danaans after the son of Peleus. The fleet descendant of Aeacus knew me and spoke piteously, saying, 'Ulysses, noble son of Laertes, what deed of daring will you undertake next, that you venture down to the house of Hades among us silly dead, who are but the ghosts of them that can labour no more?' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "And I said, 'Achilles, son of Peleus, foremost champion of the Achaeans, I came to consult Teiresias, and see if he could advise me about my return home to Ithaca, for I have never yet been able to get near the Achaean land, nor to set foot in my own country, but have been in trouble all the time. As for you, Achilles, no one was ever yet so fortunate as you have been, nor ever will be, for you were adored by all us Argives as long as you were alive, and now that you are here you are a great prince among the dead. Do not, therefore, take it so much to heart even if you are dead.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Say not a word,' he answered, 'in death's favour; I would rather be a paid servant in a poor man's house and be above ground than king of kings among the dead. But give me news about son; is he gone to the wars and will he be a great soldier, or is this not so? Tell me also if you have heard anything about my father Peleus- does he still rule among the Myrmidons, or do they show him no respect throughout Hellas and Phthia now that he is old and his limbs fail him? Could I but stand by his side, in the light of day, with the same strength that I had when I killed the bravest of our foes upon the plain of Troy- could I but be as I then was and go even for a short time to my father's house, any one who tried to do him violence or supersede him would soon me it.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'I have heard nothing,' I answered, 'of Peleus, but I can tell you all about your son Neoptolemus, for I took him in my own ship from Scyros with the Achaeans. In our councils of war before Troy he was always first to speak, and his judgement was unerring. Nestor and I were the only two who could surpass him; and when it came to fighting on the plain of Troy, he would never remain with the body of his men, but would dash on far in front, foremost of them all in valour. Many a man did he kill in battle- I cannot name every single one of those whom he slew while fighting on the side of the Argives, but will only say how he killed that valiant hero Eurypylus son of Telephus, who was the handsomest man I ever saw except Memnon; many others also of the Ceteians fell around him by reason of a woman's bribes. Moreover, when all the bravest of the Argives went inside the horse that Epeus had made, and it was left to me to settle when we should either open the door of our ambuscade, or close it, though all the other leaders and chief men among the Danaans were drying their eyes and quaking in every limb, I never once saw him turn pale nor wipe a tear from his cheek; he was all the time urging me to break out from the horse- grasping the handle of his sword and his bronze-shod spear, and breathing fury against the foe. Yet when we had sacked the city of Priam he got his handsome share of the prize money and went on board (such is the fortune of war) without a wound upon him, neither from a thrown spear nor in close combat, for the rage of Mars is a matter of great chance.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "When I had told him this, the ghost of Achilles strode off across a meadow full of asphodel, exulting over what I had said concerning the prowess of his son.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "The ghosts of other dead men stood near me and told me each his own melancholy tale; but that of Ajax son of Telamon alone held aloof- still angry with me for having won the cause in our dispute about the armour of Achilles. Thetis had offered it as a prize, but the Trojan prisoners and Minerva were the judges. Would that I had never gained the day in such a contest, for it cost the life of Ajax, who was foremost of all the Danaans after the son of Peleus, alike in stature and prowess. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "When I saw him I tried to pacify him and said, 'Ajax, will you not forget and forgive even in death, but must the judgement about that hateful armour still rankle with you? It cost us Argives dear enough to lose such a tower of strength as you were to us. We mourned you as much as we mourned Achilles son of Peleus himself, nor can the blame be laid on anything but on the spite which Jove bore against the Danaans, for it was this that made him counsel your destruction- come hither, therefore, bring your proud spirit into subjection, and hear what I can tell you.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "He would not answer, but turned away to Erebus and to the other ghosts; nevertheless, I should have made him talk to me in spite of his being so angry, or I should have gone talking to him, only that there were still others among the dead whom I desired to see. "Then I saw Minos son of Jove with his golden sceptre in his hand sitting in judgement on the dead, and the ghosts were gathered sitting and standing round him in the spacious house of Hades, to learn his sentences upon them. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "After him I saw huge Orion in a meadow full of asphodel driving the ghosts of the wild beasts that he had killed upon the mountains, and he had a great bronze club in his hand, unbreakable for ever and ever. "And I saw Tityus son of Gaia stretched upon the plain and covering some nine acres of ground. Two vultures on either side of him were digging their beaks into his liver, and he kept on trying to beat them off with his hands, but could not; for he had violated Jove's mistress Leto as she was going through Panopeus on her way to Pytho. "I saw also the dreadful fate of Tantalus, who stood in a lake that reached his chin; he was dying to quench his thirst, but could never reach the water, for whenever the poor creature stooped to drink, it dried up and vanished, so that there was nothing but dry ground- parched by the spite of heaven. There were tall trees, moreover, that shed their fruit over his head- pears, pomegranates, apples, sweet figs and juicy olives, but whenever the poor creature stretched out his hand to take some, the wind tossed the branches back again to the clouds. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "And I saw Sisyphus at his endless task raising his prodigious stone with both his hands. With hands and feet he' tried to roll it up to the top of the hill, but always, just before he could roll it over on to the other side, its weight would be too much for him, and the pitiless stone would come thundering down again on to the plain. Then he would begin trying to push it up hill again, and the sweat ran off him and the steam rose after him. BERATERS, LIKE UNRELENTLESS IS NOT A WORD "After him I saw mighty Hercules, but it was his phantom only, for he is feasting ever with the immortal gods, and has lovely Hebe to wife, who is daughter of Jove and Juno. The ghosts were screaming round him like scared birds flying all whithers. He looked black as night with his bare bow in his hands and his arrow on the string, glaring around as though ever on the point of taking aim. About his breast there was a wondrous golden belt adorned in the most marvellous fashion with bears, wild boars, and lions with gleaming eyes; there was also war, battle, and death. The man who made that belt, do what he might, would never be able to make another like it. Hercules knew me at once when he saw me, and spoke piteously, saying, my poor Ulysses, noble son of Laertes, are you too leading the same sorry kind of life that I did when I was above ground? I was son of Jove, but I went through an infinity of suffering, for I became bondsman to one who was far beneath me- a low fellow who set me all manner of labours. He once sent me here to fetch the hell-hound- for he did not think he could find anything harder for me than this, but I got the hound out of Hades and brought him to him, for Mercury and Minerva helped me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "On this Hercules went down again into the house of Hades, but I stayed where I was in case some other of the mighty dead should come to me. And I should have seen still other of them that are gone before, whom I would fain have seen- Theseus and Pirithous glorious children of the gods, but so many thousands of ghosts came round me and uttered such appalling cries, that I was panic stricken lest Proserpine should send up from the house of Hades the head of that awful monster Gorgon. On this I hastened back to my ship and ordered my men to go on board at once and loose the hawsers; so they embarked and took their places, whereon the ship went down the stream of the river Oceanus. We had to row at first, but presently a fair wind sprang up.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD |
| ______________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:22pm - Yeti ""] Bovapasta |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:24pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ^^a dish served best shredded. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 3:25pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Yeti said:Bovapasta Actually it's WretchedAsylumpasta, which has the same recipe as Bovapasta but cooked five years ago. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 4:55pm - xgodzillax ""] hahahahaha. i told him that i wanted to fight him. and fuck a 7-11. we'll take it to the street son |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:34pm - PatMeebles ""] I suppose there's one more point to make. Watching Bova and "Whatever" trying to bring us down to their level by demanding to know why we're not all world-famous signed arena-packing musicians is about as funny as a heroin junkie trying to claim a smoker is just as bad because they're both not "healthy," which isn't funny; just sad. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 4,2009 10:18pm - zyklon ""] Holy shit!!! hahahahaah whoever wrote that bio is seriously fucked up... |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 4,2009 11:03pm - the_reverend ""] boblovesmusic said:still hurts my eyes to read that hahaYeah, it burnt my retinas. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2009 3:06am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://www.asexstories.com/Tranny-Surprise-1/ When I left my high school, I decided to go on a gap year and travel the world to see lots of interesting people and ways of life. My first stop was Thailand which was great and I had so much fun partying with my friends as around 5 of us went on the trip. After Thailand the next stop was in Brazil and due to the time of the year the nightlife was truly amazing. We had decided to stay in a rather swanky hotel as this was a dangerous place from what we heard from the guides and people there. The first night out was great and we drank a lot and got to know the clubs nearby before making it back to the hotel to pass out. The second night however is one that has been imprinted in my mind for a long time... We went to the first club and I split from the group of us to talk to others in the bar, I started talking to a woman and she was so funny and really rather attractive like no one I had seen before, there was something special about her. ANyway we carried on talking all night and she explained that she lived quite far away, so in the mood for a bit of action I invited her to stay in my place that was right round the corner. She followed me round the streets and up the lift in the hotel before we reached my room. As soon as i opened the door she was all over me and i wasn't going to stop her because she was incredible looking. WE continued to kiss passionately before I pushed her onto my bed and got on top of her removing my shirt. She removed hers and I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed but she had amazing tits so round and really quite big but I new she must have had implants for those sort of breasts. I buried my face in them and we continued to laugh while I slowly slipped in some dirty talk, explaining that I was going to shove my cock deep inside her dripping pussy. The foreplay had been and gone and so she rolled me over and kissed her way down my chest towards my now firm, throbbing cock. She pulled down my shorts and started to suck me off. It was amazing and she had clearly had lots of experience as she was so damn good and I can remember it to this day. She continued to suck going from my dick to my balls and I could feel I was close to cumming so I said that I wanted to pleasure her and hold it in until later. She turned over and got up and started to do a sort of strip tease. She pulled down her very short skirt and revealed her nice white thong, I couldn't believe her ass it was so damn good. Then something strange happened. While still turned round she said 'promise you won't be angry or upset', obviously i asked why, but she was insistent I promised and so I obliged. she pulled down her thong and turned round. There it was right in front of me was a big floppy cock, it even challenged mine in size at around 7-8 inches. I thought about what had happened but then I pushed it aside, why not I told myself. I grabbed hr hips and pulled her towards me, while she was still standing I took her cock deep into my mouth, I was surprised at how far down her shaft I made it. It was surprisingly good I loved to suck cock, especially as she had tits also. She asked me if i was daring and i said yes, in a flash she flipped me over so my ass was straight in the air and she started to spank me. It was such a good feeling and my cock was so hard I thought it was going to shoot off. In the moment and the horniness that had overcome me I shouted out ' stick that cock up my ass'. Next thing I knew was a 7 inch cock being rammed up my incredibly tight asshole. at first it hurt and i screamed in pain but after only minutes i was enjoying it so much. We changed positions and I sat ontop of her using my legs to draw her dick in and out of my ass. I then felt a warm jet right into my asshole, she had cum inside of me and the feeling was great, I almost came myself at the feeling. She said it was my turn and so got up and pushed me over again she stood over me and bent down until her ass was right over the tip of my cock. She forced her ass down over my cock and it was a great feeling I came after only 4 rams up her ass but continued to go. We were now on the floor and I was all over her kissing her neck and playing with her tongue with my own. Just then all my friends walk in, they had had a key from reception, I didn't even notice but kept on ramming her, luckily they saw that I was in the middle of something and left, to this day most do not know it was a tranny. I took my dick out of her ass and went down on hers, we got into the 69 position and continued to suck. She came all in my mouth and i came in hers, I swallowed every drop and it actually tasted great. I then pretty much passed out on the bed. When I woke up it was like we were a couple, wrapped round each other in an embrace her tits right next to my face. She then said 'this holiday will be great and maybe your friends would be interested in me and my friend.' We continued to fuck every night trying new things in different positions until the last night when my friend joined in also. All three of us kissed each other and we fucked like a sandwich, I penetrated my friends asshole and took his cum in my mouth, talk about a holiday. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 9:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sacreligion said:Vibravado? RTTP: #1 hit for "Vibravado" LOL |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:01am - sever ""] lolololol, what is this nonsense? I can't seem to wrap my mind around this Rich Bova character. Is he Jesus? Can we nail him to a cross? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:10am - thegreatspaldino ""] he is the greatest shredder in the state apparently... you know... because joe stump sucks and stuff. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 6:56pm - Demon1 ""] An updated bullshit bio It is a rare occurrence when a band comes along that can be described as truly original. That however is exactly what Rhode Island- based Saint to Sinner has accomplished. This rock/metal act has seamlessly blended an array of hooks, harmonies and melodies amidst a sonically aggressive wall of sound in turn creating a musical niche unlike no other. Although Saint to Sinner formed in 2008, its members Rich Bova, Dave Vogel and Nick Tolias have an extensive résumé of recording and touring in there respective previous projects while newcomer, Desiree Villegas, brings fresh ,dynamically skilled and highly polished vocal arrangements into the mix. The result is elements of music that any listener is familiar with but has not heard meshed in such a unique way thus creating limitless crossover potential. When a new band drops, the most obvious question is “who do they sound like”. Upon hearing the debut work titled " The Unveiling", that question becomes irrelevant and is replaced by “who will be the next Saint to Sinner”. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 10:07pm - xmikex ""] Placido Domingo heard Desiree Villegas and cut his own vocal chords out. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 10:13pm - the_reverend ""] i thought they broke up for a second there. PHEW! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 11:27pm - xFuck Loggin Inx ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just love the "dick is bro" reference at the top of the thread. I miss dick is bro. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 9:07am - ouchdrummer ""] holy crap, i just skimmed through this again and had major lulz. thank god |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 9:10am - arktouros ""] don't fuck with the classicks, dick is bro |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 11:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Demon1 said:“who will be the next Saint to Sinner”. ahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:33pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:36pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:47pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:52pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:12pm - hauptpflucker ""] "unlike no other" |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 3:19pm - sxealex ""] ULTRA POSTTTTTT |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2011 11:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Haha, just read this to my girlfriend. Her head asplode. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2011 11:26am - dreadkill ""] bova is boyfriend metal |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 11:15am - awww fuck ""] hey manowarrior, here's some real metal for you! |
| ________________________________________ [May 3,2012 10:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hahahaha, I just read the entire S2S bio to my girlfriend in my best "In a world..." voice. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2012 1:47am - Alx_Casket ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Haha, just read this to my girlfriend. Her head asplode. DestroyYouAlot said:Hahahaha, I just read the entire S2S bio to my girlfriend in my best "In a world..." voice. You read her this thread once a year? Vibravados, good sir. |
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| ___________________________________________ [Oct 21,2017 11:59pm - LEWCENT GREEVEZ ""] rebecca seems like a bitch whats up |
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